My huey lewis cover band. It is chris steen gnaw Christina Corbin and joanne nosuchunsky. And he is as deep as the ocean and twice as full of fish poop. It is tvs andy levey. And i forgot to do my laundry today so i guess i have to do it on his washboard be as. Washboard abs. It is terry safford. He is so buff you ought to see him in it. A block. The lede, thats the first story. Is Chris Christie in trouble for putting her in a bubble . New jersey officials, they have them there, have released the nurse they quarantined in a tent and she is not happy about the experience. She was the first person to face mandatory quarantine since the policy was announced this friday. Governor christie admits that he reversed his decision. I didnt reverse them. Why are you saying i reversed them . My mistake. He continued if she was continuing to be built. She tested negative for ebola. If he was running a high fever and was symptomatic. There you go. On sunday the nurse who was threatening a federal lawsuit spoke to cnn. We dont need politicians to make these decisions. We need Public Health experts to make these decisions. I think this is an extreme that is really unacceptable. I feel like my basic human rights have been violated. Meanwhile journalist and my squash partner has a solution. He writes at the daily caller, quote, what is need said a quarantine so luxurious that Health Care Workers will look forward to their 21day quarantine. What if the federal government took over an isolated resort say on the gulf coast and stocked it with the finest foods and wines in the land . He is talking about my place. Here is what it will look like. I am from sweden. Carlos. Actually that was my christmas in july party. I hold it every year and i opened every single present. Terry, are you a medic. People dont know this, but are you a medic. I was a green better ray medic. Stop bragging. All of you, you are welcome for your freedom. Did new jersey officials overreact with this nurse . She had a temperature of 101, but then said it was because she was flushed and upset. Do you think the officials overreacted . Do you think she overreacted . Am i overreacting . Maybe, i dont know. Christies job, he is doing the best he can for the new jersey residents. So christies job is to protect new jersey and its citizens. If the federal government has not handled it well, which they havent, the disease or however you want to look at it, he is doing the right thing. If this gal has a federal lawsuit for being quarantined she is a miserable person. I love that you use the word gal. Gal . Is that bad . Broad . No, broad is bad. The white house is against quarantines for all returning medical workers. Where do you stand on this or sit for that matter . First let me say all of the doctors over there deserve all of the admiration and respect in the world for what they are doing. No question. But we just had a doctor return from liberia who was initially 8 sim toll mat particular asymptomatic and went bowling and took the subway and then tested positive for ebola. I am trying to figure out why this nurse is so upset. Was she questioned was she given too many questions . I dont understand. I will tell you. Maybe shooy has a great maybe she has a great social life. The weather has been great. It is halloween. Look. They put her in a rotten place, a tent in a hospital room. So far they are supposed to be the adults in the room and they seem like petulant children. Yes, quarantine sucks, but if you go over there i like the idea of a luxurious quarantine. I think she should have been more understanding to the hospital, but the hospital should maybe put her in a hotel room. Sometimes you want to hear thank you first. Maybe governor christie could have done that. Thank you so much. While you are there, here is a lifetime supply of granola bars or something. Like a goodie bag. Yes, exactly. I do agree kind of that yeah, as a doctor, i myself am super ocd and paranoid and i wasnt even there and witnessing everything that was happening with this awful virus. After having witnessed it to come back and think, god, we wouldnt want that here, what can i do to make sure that doesnt happen . I can selfquarantine. While it stinks, you may have to really doc that. And unfortunately this one doctor didnt and he ruined it for everyone else. You know what the funny thing is . He didnt spread it. He actually didnt do anything wrong. But you are looking at after the fact. Thats easy to say no one got killed. When you a asymptomatic you cant spread it. He reported it. But you are assuming and it is a good assumption. I am not an epidemiologist. Arent you . What does that mean . Someone that does a lot of epidemions. I will explain later. I like it. I should probably pro thans thans pronounce it right. What if they are wrong . The disease, quote, unquote, was around in 1972. Who foes if it changed, mu tated . You cant say mu tated. Adapted. Everybody thinks it will mu tate and become airborne. It is not. It is one of the most stable diseases around for four or five decades. You are cool with that info . Great. If you are asymptomatic you cant spread it. All i am saying is quarantine, no quarantine we have to stop talking about him. He did nothing wrong. They have to step back and look at the big picture like the country doesnt have ebola. We never have had a case. Now we do. Everyone was like, no big deal. Whatever, bro. Who knows if it can stay for a long period of time. What i am saying is what is so hard about just quarantining. It is two separate arguments. What you are talking about is not addressing the actual disease. You are addressing public concern which is valid. In a way as doctor stiegle says it is a virus if the panic gets bad. A voluntary quarantine in which you check in every day is something that helps quel public concern, but it will have an affect on peace of mind. We never, ever had to deal with this here ever before. We have had to deal with diseases. Not this one and snot here. Protocols will not run as smoothly as people want. I am with you. It is hard for me to understand how she feelswas mada criminal. I agree. I agree. I dont know. Maybe you dont agree, but i am thinking of getting ebola just for the quarantine. 21 days at home . Netflix . Books . You have been quarantined for 30 faff years. 35 years. You are selfquarantined. Would it really change your lifestyle . It would be a 21day week end. Thats fantastic. Here is my answer. You said get a luxury hotel. A reality show. Call it quarantine. These heroic young nurses and doctors living together. If someone does during that quarantine develop the virus and if the symptoms show, is the place then condemned . It is a ratings bonanza is what it is. You people. Dont worry. Everything will be fine. Everything will be fine, gois. We have never been lied to by anybody. There goes my saturday. See, your concern is a lack you are expressing the lack of Public Confidence in the government and not disease. My military guys, yours too because you used to be one of us, when we go over there we have thousands of guys going over there. Cool for them, but not cool for this gal who had her thats where the Obama Administration needs to get their act together. They have the joint chief of staff recommending the quarantine the army has imposed. The Obama Administration is telling imorcher governor cuomo, you cant do that. We have a cdc director saying if we actually if we actually isolate west africa it will spread more. Youre an idiot. What other african countries are stoping from leaving. Are they racist . I havent heard anybody terry, nobody is saying obama shouldnt be impeached. This is obamas america. We really need an ebola czar. Thats a good idea. That solves everything. Where has he been . I dont know. Maybe he thought it was it was a parttime gig. He is giving by example. He has quarantined himself. You know who is quarantined believe it or not . American military are being quarantined in italy. They are coming back and they are in quarantine right now. I just saw that on the news. I try to keep up now and again. I just want to repeat that i am right about everything and you are all wrong. This is my favorite story. Listing every pill gave parents a chill. Students at a Junior High School , arent they all, that actually worked, in utah were given an odd assignment. They were taking inventory of everything in their medicine cabinet. The goal was to teach children not to abuse prescription drugs. The list was to include the name of the drug, what it treats, if it is is still being taken and if your parents would knots if you took a couple and hooked a teacher up. One parent thought it was a great assignment. Although it is a great idea for parents to do an inventory of their medicine cabinet, it is inappropriate for students to counsel their parents or report to the school what the inventory is. It is a complete invasion of privacy. The School District was in no way blind cited by the news. Sometimes we are blind cited and we dont know if a teacher is giving something out they hospital be doing. Out they shouldnt be doing. We want parents to let us know. This is not something i would be comfortable having my children go through my medicine cabinet. The district says it was a mistake and the teacher will be public publicly flogged. Not really. While everybody was distracted the class pet tried to escape. Oh man. Somebody could have helped that little guy. Christina, isnt that a metaphor for life . A couple of questions, what medicines are you taking right now . Are they fun . Can i have some . My medicine cabinet, full disclosure, has tylenol and nail polish. You can sniff the nail polish. I love doing that. This is a total invasion of privacy. It is totally invasive. What if your parents had something embarrassing like boxes of laxatives. I thought you were going to Say Something else. Laxatives, hell, i wish i had Something Like that. It is no ones business. I was wondering what was the point of the assignment . We all know. I say if this were a fictional detective story the teacher was looking for some drugs. Oh look at this stuff, percocet that your parents have. Dangerous stuff. Dangerous stuff. Get those out of there right away. Bring them to your chemistry class and test it. I am qualified to dispose of that. Vie vicodin, eh . I can dispose of that. I think it was well intentioned, but what a bad idea. Does anybody want anybody looking in their medicine cabinet . It is awful. What are you a rhino . I always wanted to call awry know. I am a rhino, everybody. I had no reason to say that. Andy, this assignments violates privacy and the hippa laws. How could this ever be a good idea . I am confused. I thought your whole thing was i have nothing to hide. Put cameras everywhere and i have nothing to hide. What are you hiding in your medicine cabinet . Suddenly it is a privacy issue. You cant compare that to the nsa. Who keeps the good stuff in the medicine cabinet . They are all in the top drawer. Thats what the safe under the rug is for. Utah has strict alcohol laws. So you know those medicine cabinets are full of fun stuff. S that the only way they are getting it. I used to hide everything when i would come home at night in books. I would pull out a book of a bookshelf and put something behind it. I would wake up and be sober and be like oh [bleep]. And then spend four hours going through everything in my library. I dont really have a library, but it is a little area. Library. It would be a complete secret area of Amazing Technology and cutlery. Doesnt this send the wrong message to kids . It puts them on a pill scavenger hunt. Some of us are already curious. I love looking into peoples medicine cabinets. Exboyfriends, did it all the time. Thats why they are exes now. I think maybe she has a little fetish. I think maybe thats like her thing. Maybe she loves looking in peoples medicine cabinets and she is a sneaky one. She is reading all of these lists like look at that, nail files, yeah. I dont know. The medicine cabinet is like a window into your soul and your soul being your physique. I had women stop dating me for some reason and i assume it is oh my god. Nothing is working. He has a tinncture for everything. You know my next favorite word . Lozenge. Isnt it lozenger . A lot of people say it that way. They say lozenger. It is just like anginer. It is angina. Doesnt it come from angina . It is a precursor to heart disease. I think she did this because she felt she could do this. The line between what is public and private has been removed. The barriers like they can tell you how your kid should bow and they can tell you about spanking and about how you talk to your parents. Why cant i look in there . What about guns . Tell us if your parent has a gun in the house. They are trying to parent. The teachers are trying to parent. This has nothing to do with the common core. There is no evidence this has anything to do with common core of the it is one bad teachers decision. Way to plug the common core. How much money did you get for that . Coming up, terry arm wrestles himself. Who wins . America. They will murder you while you are sleeping. Hooray diy is dying. A writer for the telegraph, a paper, not an old machine feels the old mentality is sagging because men are too soft. He laments that todays twenty and 30 somethings dont possess your traditional dad skills. Only 5 would attempt to unblock a sink. What is a sink . He blames feminist pc dom trine trine doctrine, of course, which has made being a man deeply fashionable and not to be seen as sexist. Like diy are quaint and shameful. And now new Research Shows men are more vein than women. In an average lifetime men spend four years perfecting their appearance and women spend three years preening. The difference is at the gym with men spending six times longer than their female counterparts. Speaking of preening. Stupid. Terry, why arent more men like me . I dont know, man. You are like the new standard bearer for what it should be. I think so too. Especially with the sweater and the glasses. You fix a lot of crap around the house. I dont fix anything. You dont . It is not because i cant do it. I have other man skills though. I have fixed some things. I dont know, man. It is lazy and we have gotten to a culture now where in the old days you had to do it out of necessity because there was a money thing. You couldnt call that guy. Now you have the extra money. Everyone is so busy having two tv shows and stuff like that. You have to call the dude. You have the money for it and you wrote a good book called not cool. Can i plug you some more . Maybe later. Andy, you fixed your cats. Good for you. Are you a handy guy . I out sourced that. Are you a handy guy . With electronics, yes. With anything made of wood or anything that involves nails or screws, not so much. I was going to ask you to make a coffin later. Will you make a point . At first they say only 5 of men would attempt to unblock a sink . How hard is it to poor drain t. O. And the fact that they said a mere 5 would attempt to unblock a sink wouldnt bowed well unless you are a plumber. This is jobs. These manly men whine like little babies, i have to change diapers. Shut up and grow a pair. Be a man. Shut up. Thank you, andy. What about you, christina . It is true, a lot of guys are tools, but dont know how to use them. Kidding. My boy friend was able to fix my collapsing dresser with a clothes hangar. So there are people who are selfsufficient. People are workaholics. They want everything done for them. It is a fastfood mentality. We were less selfsufficient. I had the same problem. He got overheated. It was steve. Joanne, would you prefer a man that could unclog a sink or talk about 6 and the city. You have made a similar mistake. I made that mistake once. Twice, shame on me and three times, shame on me. I think i am the most manly man at this table. I have installed a shower head. I built my ikea furniture and i once hung shelves without a screwdriver for the screws. I took the back of a hammer no, i didnt have a hammer for nails, i took the back of the wrench. I think thats what they are called. Are the shelves still up . No, i moved apartments. I left that for the next people to deal with. I love watching all of the Home Improvement stuff and i respect a guy who can do it because i dont want to pay for it. Thisy have these mma fights. They are in cages. They should do that with how to figure [bleep] out. They have two guys in an octagon and they are trying to repair something. I would watch that. Thats a good idea. They both get broken toasters and time starts now. I would watch that. I things with the tools of language. My words. Can you give us an example . Say there is a problem. I will come in and go hey, whoa. Hey. I fixed a shower curtain once. I fixed a shower curtain the other day because it was falling down. I figured if you push it up a little bit the suction of the shower you are claiming that . That was pretty good. No, i always end up making things worse when i fix things by using stuff i dont use. For example, tanning i wanted to get something the right color and used coffee grounds. You mean staining . I stained with coffee grounds. Thats interesting. You actually used tanning lotion. Exactly. Lotion is your answer for everything. I will tell you about the incident involving the bleach later. I was going to the mediterranean and wanted to look clean. Kfc is a Meat Mountain for your mouth. It will make vegetarian eyes bleed. First a look at our sponsor. Tonights sponsor is wild goose chase llc. Have you ever been sent on a wild goose chase only to find there is no goose at the end . Wild goose chases llc promises every chase we send you on is 100 real, genuine, wild goose. Lets go on one. Will he live to regret treating robots as pets . Social robots are being tested as teaching aides for preschool kids and friends for the elderly. But their bright eyes and paibted tin painted tin could hide an evil within. It could make them too trusting considering they come with cameras, microphones and internet connective tee. Big childlike eyes and fur appeals to the deep seeded human emotions. While in the lab it is done with the best possible intentions, once some of these robots get out into the market places you can see the potential for misuse. In short, these adorable machines will become relentless murderous rage. It is only a matter of time. Cute robots are precisely the kind of thing you would let your guard down around. Tack tile fur, i thought of you immediately. It is all coming true. It is sad though we are talking about friends for the elderly and children. Thats where it starts. Right, but we dont have people for that now . Our culture has gotten to the place where we have to replace a human bit with a robot. I have been around a lot of hold people and they dont like other people. The robot thing is actual looy there is truth to that. The robot doesnt steal from you. Remember, if you are old, young people steal from you. Especially if you are not home, they will steal from you. I know the people there will say no they dont, but they do. Especially the people who work in the shoam. Work in the home. We are joking. There is always a little paranoia. W uld it be better to make the robots look evil so no one is surprised when they try to kill you . Lets think about this. I would actually trust a robot more than most humans. Robots dont have emotions. At least not things like jealousy or guilt. They may be less likely to spill secrets. I never thought i would say that, but i would trust a robot more than most people. What if the robot was made by a woman . That was a sexist comment brought to you by sexist greg. Hes gone now. I dont even know what happened there. That was really weird. Andy, have you been troubled by the robot phenomenon for decades. Where do you stand on this . I have, greg. It has puzzled you. In fact, i think robots are after you. I think they may be. This is the most robophobic on tv. Every week there is one or two starting up the robot sentiment. 40 years from now when the robots rule the world this will be the amos and andy for robots. They will never let this show air. They will go, did you see this . The robots are going to learn about how palm feel about them from this show. I feel like you have maybe an old rival of yours that is in the robot making business and you are just doing everything you can to bring them down. Or i could just be an advanced humanoid that this is all covert stuff. You guys are next to six rep plaw cants. Rep replicants. They have to compete with pets so they have to be cute. If there is no poop there is no competition. I would get that over an actual pet. It would be cool if they did poop and they were little batteries. Or like chocolates. It is a treat for me. In a way they are. I believe in like trusting them and telling them sings. You say oh i want to murder this person and then you wind up in court. Are they a witness . If they lie do they feel guilt . No. Can you train them to lie . It is a whole world of crime and deceit. It will be a complicated century. When they make these adorable robots they will noveltize them. Seniors with i will take them to the prom and they will do coke off their robot butts, their smooth, taught, robot ass. They will be forced to do keg stands until they get alcohol poisoning. Oscar nominees will take this will as their date. Instead they used to take their mom, but they will take a robot and they will say i have had enough. They will rip everybody to shreds and they will come with the pick up and say you are right, greg. I want to clarify one thing. Only totally straight oscar nominees will be taking them the way they took their moms. I dont want to get us in trouble. It ways a pound and it weighs a pound and will put you in the ground. Kfc in south korea is offering the zinger double down king inspired by the bacon cheese burger nestled between two pieces of fried chicken. The no bun all meat sandwich has 750 calories and cost 6 and only available in south korea. There is more food in that one sandwich than all of north korea. Christina, is there a demand for food the size of a babys head . This looks so nasty. I couldnt touch it if you paid me. It is beautiful. I think it looks pretty good. It is so disgusting. If you imagine it like the chicken being a mouth and the the bacon being a tongue, it is like a happy, benevolent creature you find on a planet that welcomes you and you eat it. Remember when we talked about aliens that are edible . Thats the alien. Thats the alien, joanne. If you actually ate solid foods you would like this. I might. I think you can ground it up in a blender and eat it through a straw. Comfort food. It is funny because be are always told as children not to play with our food. This is adults making up for lost time. It is all of these new really like caloric and high fat foods. Can we one up ourselves one more time . It needs to stop. Let the kids play with their food when they are young and this wont happen. I dont like anything that stretches the width of my mouth which is why i broke up with milton burrell. I heard about him jie. It is too big. It is uncomfortable. You couldnt do that. You would have to pick it apart. This is a big suck it to north korea. They are down there going north korea, youve got nothing. We cant even eat this. We eat these three times a day. I am throwing them away right now. Do you think they are real . I would want to know exactly. They eat dog in south korea, do they not . I dont know. I havent been there. Andy, you are our fastfood officianado. Comparing three types of meat a good idea . I think so. It sounds kind of awful, i think, but you have to try it before you make the judge meant. It is like the roman burger which is only available in brooklyn. It does look good. The bun is made out of romain. I dont ttink you should eat something that depresses you later. If i ate that i would feel suicidal. That is survival food. Thats the food you eat with a friend. If you eat it alone, thats when you feel depressed. If you eat it alone while standing up over a sink. You are almost choking because you have nothing to drink. There is nothing here to revive me. You find a little milk at the bottom of the container. Maybe it expired and maybe it didnt. Taking sips to make it last longer. What was the red haired hair girl in sex and the city . Miranda. Thats the miranda. What your music says about you. Mine told me i am a wall russ. Not cool order it right now. Back in a moment. Here is what is coming up tomorrow, the independents. Tomorrow night i will go back out on the streets to ask people if they prefer their men baby faced or if they like rocking the creek scruff. Do women prefer beers dism . I think if you want grown and sexy, yes. Sexy is right. We will see you tomorrow night at 9 00 p. M. And midnight on the fox business network. Do fans of u2 have a higher iq . A grad student looked at whether taste in music and intelligence have a connection. He posted his findings in 2009, but it is new to us. Vier jill Virgil Griffith compared music genres and iq scores. Someone named beef oven had the highest sat score of 1371. Those who preferred lilwayney had the lowest score of under 900. Pish fans had scored higher than the grata fold and rock bands with the highest. Maroon 5 is still terrible. Not part of the study. Thought i would clarify. Who was your favorite artist on there . My favorite is jew judas priest, always has been and always will be. I got 1400 on the s. A. T. s. Christina if the fish and grateful dead guys are smarter then that means drugs makes you smarter. Or idol correlated to an 11 ows s. A. T. Score. It was an 1150. If you cant read graphs im sorry for you. This is more about environment and community than it is about intelligence. I think certain areas are more exposed to cos ma cosmopolitan experiences. Probably more education opportunities. Look at you. Somebody with a theory. Somewhere during that i drifted off. Any bands that stood out for the smarter people like three doors down or clanad . What . Did you just say that because i was paying attention . First of all, dont use the s. A. T. Scores as a measure of intelligence. Amen. So stupid. People listen to different types of music. I listen to radiohead which is in the smart griewp and i like rap music which is in the dumb group. Which is it . I was surprised maroon 5 was on the list. How do you survey people in comas . I dont get it. This is all going to come around and bite you in the butt. Was there like one paw for yes or two paws for no . I dont get how they did that. Apparently smart people love beat often which is a jam band. What are your thoughts . I have a lot of questions about this study. My take away was basically everyone at harvard and yale listened to mozart. Thats not true. I did find a study a couple years ago actually that i was reading that said if you listen to Classical Music in the 20 minutes after listening to the music you are likely to score higher on a standardized test, but the affect goes away after 20 minutes. There may be truth to it, but i have other questions about it. The same thing happens with mescoline. A 20minute window . Yes. I think and it is my theory that people listen to people who arent that smart listen to music they dont have to look for. It is stuff that comes in that is easy to get. Ms. Appeal, popular music and it doesnt require you to seek things out. You find more experimental music and more unusual music. I think that is a bs theory. I call [bleep]. Coming up, plans with feelings. Got videos with animals send them to us fox news. Com red eye. 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The university of missouri studied the intelligence of fail crest to see how it behaved while being eaten by a predator. What are you laughing at . When they replicated the vibrations of a hungry caterpillar it released a toxic oil in defense. I do the same. They hope to improve the future of agriculture. That doesnt sound vague at all. Should very long tear yens should vegetarians feel ashamed of themselves . For organisms to survive over hundreds of thousands of years they need some protective mechanisms in place. It makes sense. I think it does. Terry, what do you think . I think they have shown that plans that plants respond to music. Anyway, but there is you know, there is always i think everything has consciousness. And it is a sad fact. If you are a living creature in order to keep living Something Else has to die. Is that what you say when you go out at night . Is that what makes you feel better . In order to live something has to die. Is this where you cry over your salad every day . Im sorry if i brought it up. It is called empathy. I feel bad for my kale, but i will still eat it. It makes me wonder what other things feel. Like you were saying, what else has consciousness or whatever. My wine . No. If it did it would feel crowd crowd very proud of me. Very proud. Thats very true. Andy, you dont have consciousness. So how does it feel that vegetables feel more pain than you . I feel i i owe a ficus an apology. I had no idea it could feel that. Now i feel awful. It is a depressing story. They cant talk though. Not yet. They cant relate the story. They cant the ficus no one can ask the ficus, where did andy touch you. Please replicate it on this toy, ficus. I have a doll, ficus. This is disgusting. That means the plants in my apartment have been watching me undress. Notice i said undress. How are the plants going . Sometimes they grow and sometimes they dont. Thats why you have all of those pills in the medicine cabinet. Plants are more growers than showers, andy. When is your show sph. 9 00. Big fun. What channel . Discovery. All right. Everybody watch the show and make him a big star. So he doesnt have to come back and do this show and make me feel like crap. That does it for me. Im greg gutfeld and i shall see you. Hello, everyone, im kimberly, along with bob, eric, and greg. Its 5 00 in new york city and this is the five. The nurse that is fighting in wquarantine in new jersey is going home. She had been quarantined since friday after landing in Newark Airport from sierra leon. Heres governor Chris Christie. Were very happy that she was released from the hospital, she tested negative for ebola. Theres no reason to keep her, the reason she was put in the hospital in the first