She is hotter than the barrel of the gun she just used to kill tonights dinner. I am here with the host of dana on the blaze tv. She is also the author of a new book out this week. It is fantastic. It is called handsoff my gun. Defeating the plot to disarm america. She is as drunk as a skunk and smells as awful. It is joanne nosuchunsky. Her book no she doesnt have a book. And he is dressed for something, but it is not success. It is tvs andy levy. And she will make you laugh until you cry or just cry. She only cares about making you cry. Isnt that nice . Sitting next to me, writer and comedian bonnie mcfarland. A block. The lede. Thats the first story. Can a few fbombs right societys wrongs . It is a good question. A new ad for feminism and tshirts features little girls in princess dresses cursing a lot. It puts the edgy in edgycating male chauvinists. What the [bleep]. I am not [bleep] in this dress. I am pretty [bleen] powerful and ready for success. What is more offensive . A girl saying [bleep] or the sexist way society treats girls and women. That was edgy. I need more. This is more [bleep] up than the world [bleep]. Women are paid 23 less than men for the same [bleep] work. And women who graduate with straight as get paid worse than men who got cs . Just because you are a boy . Hello and hell no. Hey [bleep]. I need to get paid. I hope that is the end of the cursing. My aspirations in life should not be worrying about the shape of my [bleep] so [bleep] focusing on how i look. I dont give a [bleep]. They are so adorable. I havent heard that much profanity since the bartender screwed up lou daabs order. The video was made by hate. Com and describes itself as a for profit tshirt company with an activist heart and social change mission. Translation, we pretend to care and make cash off gullible cree deans. Credence. Nobody was more shocked than this cat. What the [bleep]. I am not some princess in this dress. I am pretty [bleep] powerful and ready for success. Thats the best part. Bonnie, i am hesitant to go to you first, but i figure i will get this over with and then plug my ears and pretend whatever you said was wholesome. You are a mother. I am. How old is your child . Somewhere in the neighborhood of six or seven. Yeah, you stopped counting. I loped track during i lost track during the months part. These girls are being exploited. Does it matter it is for a great cause selling tshirts . People think that you would think that i would be for swearing or cursing with kids, but i think it is a terrible thing. People think it is a harmless little two of those girls are in jouvi forearmed robbery. It is like a gateway drug. You go from swearing to robbing a bank. Yes. I well, thats interesting. Dana, welcome to the show. It has been awhile. Thank you for having me. Were they rude or righteous . Annoying. Who the hell talks with their hands as much as these kids . The whole bobbing and weaving. It was hyper ghetto, right . Is that the word . This is the same organization that did the whole, hey, white people, ferguson ad. It was the same music and the same schtick. Can they find something new . I find it delightful. The ad is getting attention so that makes it successful. Jay well, yeah yeah, well usually thats how we measure success. These kids are thinking i am successful because i was cast in a commercial. Meanwhile when i was that age i seriously additioned for an Oscar Meyer Wiener commercial and had to spell balogna that was harder than cussing. I dont like this. Do i think we should teach the Younger Generation that women are strong and powerful people . Of course. No. Oh, sorry. I should have known better. I dont think we should use children as pawns in this tshirt companys, i dont know, vendetta. I love the fact that they believe that this is all about social change, but you go on their website and it is just overpriced tshirts. Thats all it is. If you go to the bottom they say this is a for profit company. All they are trying to do is drive traffic to their website , andy, so they can sell crappy tshirts and then pretend it is all about an issue. Andy, it is almost genius. As a capitalist i respect that. As a feminist i dont like it. The first fact they get when they get through the cursing is women will pay 23 less than men for the exact same work. That is an inaccurate statement that is that been de bunked so many time that there is only one word to use. Liars. It is straight up lying. And to me that is the really offensive thing. The offensive thing is the lies. They are lying to the american people. Why dont we go through and tell them how much they are getting paid for the show. How much are you getting paid . Zero. What are you getting paid . Thats okay. Thats zero percent. I still see how they are lying. Even the bad facts or the lies aside, using kids as political mouth pieces is always wrong. I hate when people do that. And ultimately i feel sorry for the kids. After all, what the hell is going on off camera if this is what is happening on . Thats an excellent point, andy. I believe somebody may have said that on the five earlier. It may be a coincidence. Should i just say to barrow a phrase, where the [bleep] are the parents . Watch your language where are the parents . They are there applauding. Thats my baby. Thats my baby doing that. Thats so good. Exactly. They went out and bought themselves a mazda. Maybe they dont have parents. Maybe they dont. Maybe i am being pre pre sum shoes. The parents are in a for profit business also, using their kids. They are. Their children are their product. I just thought it was silly and stupid. They made it fake for alas sake. Two bloggers, an actual term caused outrage on the internet after posting a video they said showed the easy llama phobia of the new york police department. The two guys wearing western clothes arguing and pushing each other as the cop stands by and does nothing. Then they do the same thing dressed in a more traditional garb or tmg and got a very different reaction. Watch it, watchers. What do you mean . No, no. Stop arguing. Why are you dressed like this . What is this . I am just talking. There is a disturbance over here. Get against the wall. Get against the wall. I didnt do anything. Put your hands up. Open your legs. Open your legs. I dont have nothing. I was talking. I am not doing anything. Put them against the wall. Do you have any weapons . Put your hands up. Spread them. I saw everything from over there. Mind your business some of the worst acting i have seen on that street. The mind your business was pretty good. The video was tweeted by the council on islamic relations or care. It was written in the Huffington Post that said it was a small glimpse into racial profiling. Itis it the 30th time they have gotten the hoax wrong. I guess it could be bad if it was real, but it is not. The bloggers eventually came qleen and admitting that the whole thing, as usual, was fake. We sincerely apologize to anyone that may have believed it was a natural event. It is a ren account a meant meant reenactment of what happens to us with our traditional clothing. Our intention was not to make the nypd look bad. If you feel such, we apologize to you. There was a trauma tau swraition and usually when you do that you put dramatization. When you get caught you have to tell everybody it is a dramatization. Bozos. For more lets go live to sneezing dog. I could watch that all week which is why i keep feeding him mustard seed. This is like the video before with the kids swearing. They are claiming it is for a cause, but in fact it was really just to make a name for themselves. And they got a lot of hits. It was worth it. Raise awareness. Right. They wanted to have a viral video and they wanted to make their name on preconceived notions. At the same time they betrayed their own prejudices as to how the nypd would act with the video. They turned out to be the bigots, bonnie. Is it okay to fake things if it makes people feel good. These guys are terrible. However, i point out this is the worst things muslims have ever done on video. You won jk and it is well i am not even going to comment on it. Can we just go to break . They claimed they didnt intend to make the new york pd look bad. Are you buying that . I have a feeling they wanted the nypd to look bad. Of course. Somebody has to be the hero and somebody has to be the village. Thats how these videos work. My opinion is that the cops are looking out for the best interest of the people. Granted i am a white woman who has never had an altercation with the cops before. Unless when they ask for the phone number. But my opinion matters as well. It does. What was your opinion . I dont know. But it is in the constitution. I am a constitutionalist. You have a sturdy constitution. Defend your new heros. They say they were reenacting something that happened to them. They say they have been harassed before. Lying about it makes it hard to believe them. And the thing is if it is true they keep saying this happens all the time. If that thing does happen all the time it should be easy to videotape an actual time. It will be easy to get. Also this obscures the fact that muslim bloggers make 23 less than christian bloggers. For the exact same blogs. One thing i will say that at least care came out and was pissed off they were taken. Sort of. The National Organization did say that. The New York Branch came out and said even if it is fake it highlights the blah, blah, blah. It is a teachable moment. All it teaches you is people lie. Can we use what happened in canada as a teachable moment. We want discussions about teachable moments lets talk about that. But even hoaxes are available. Even though this was fake, it was probably happening somewhere else. But they never can find that somewhere else. It could have happened. It could have happened i didnt hear it, but im assuming it is humorous. It is a poll on trolls. A troll poll if you will. According to an Online Survey 28 of americans admit participating in, quote, malicious Online Activity aimed at somebody they dont know. A quarter of us made fun of a stranger or made controversial statements to annoy others. The survey by ugov. Com found most trolls are men and they are twice as likely to be mill millenials. How do you deal with a troll . Report them to a moderate are. 12 said nothing because they were busy calling a 12yearold boy a fat loser. Here is how a cat deals with trolls. They are supposed to eat the bird, you cat. You married rich boss so you are an expert in trolls. Do you find do you spend a lot of time online . I have a lot to say on this. As an Internet Troll myself, i dont think we are bullying enough online. First of all has it slowed anybody down . Are they still taking selfies . They are still putting up videos they think are funny. They hate that. And as much as i am on there, take it down. Are you dumb. You dont know what you are doing. You are ugly and you are fat. Yeah, but you keep liking my photos. I am confused. But i also want to say this in the whole bullying discussion is we are always focusing on the victim. In high school i bullied a lot. It was not every day, but it was an amazing feeling. We are missing out on those feel good stories i think. The joy and the adrenaline rush. You find yourself misunderstood as a bully . Yes. I was trying to do a service. By the way, you were trying to make them stronger. And not wear dumb pants. Do you deal with trolls . I suppose you hunt them down and shoot them. Thats my back up plan. If the radio thing doesnt work out i aspire to be a professional Internet Trolls. People will say ignorant stuff to you. I feed off of it. I really enjoy it. I really do. I enjoy it when i am drunk. You are americas sweetheart. You are americas troll is what you are. I sense a book. The joy of bullying. See . Right . Boom. That would immediately get into the top 10. And it would get you into trouble, but it would be fun. Andy, do you think the number is too high, too low or carrots . I think it is about right. People who say things purposely offensive to upset people should be shot from their knees and fingers and fileted alive. We bash twitter and stuff like that on this show it is fair to say the majority of people are not trolls. They are either cool or at the very least nonoffensive. There are people who will say things like tom morrell low is not a good guitar player. I have seen that happen. In the end you have to feel sorry. It is true. System of a down is an under rated band. They say millenials are better than old people. The old people are not using old people are used to diaries. Right there, honey. People used to write in diaries when they were angry. Thats how they would vent and get their feelings out. Now they can do it online. Like you said it feels good to do. I think it is important to remember that the things the trolls say reflects more on them than on the person they are criticizing or off fending. You dont get it. It shows you are in their head. Thats space you are taking up. It is a sign of power. The thing with the old people is they say offensive things to your face. And then they will shoot you. And the old people that are online are like the nastiest trolls. They dont square. They are close to death. Willed oner guys will say hour believe older guys will say horrible things. You can scare them by saying there is a technological glitch. You say you do realize this is going out to all of your family. Your grandchildren just got this. I did it to a guy on facebook. I said this went to your family. What you said about my wife and what you are going to do to her. He pleaded for forgiveness. Which i did and now we are dating. It is a happy ending for everyone. I may say literally. Coming up, our guests check under their seats to find a surprise gift. It is squirrel meat. First, a university tells you to dress respectfully on halloween. That means chaps for everyone. They want students to be prudent. With halloween just 94 days away, bonnie, the university of minnesota is asking students to be respectful of others when choosing their costumes. An email reads, quote, keep in mind that certain Halloween Costumes inappropriately perpetuate racial, cultural and gender stereo types. These costumes in choosing to wear them can depict identities in ways that are hurtful for others. They warned of the longterm impact social media posts can have on a students reputation. Tell me about it. Here is video of me sophomore year that is still floating around on the internet. Well, it really paid off. Thats easter. Thats how i celebrate easter. Get your mind out of where it might be. The easter bonnie. There you go. Something for the kids. Is this being done to cover the universitys butt if something should arise like an embarrassing photo . People are ruining halloween fun. I dressed up as Elizabeth Warren a couple of years ago. I wore my American Indian costumes with a wig and blue contracts of the nothing is fun anymore. Halloween is the time for shute costumes slutty costumeses and people pre pretending they are that way. I have shelf esteem. You do it the rest of the year. It is like every other holiday is peace and love and harmony. We have halloween and whatever the irish one is for doing crazy stuff. I am not going to change. I will go as what i always go as. What . Hitler. And then people get mad and i say charlie chaplain. Oh great. What was the never mind. Joanne, is this a good idea to remind kids not to be stupid . The kids are not going to read the memo. Kids dont participate in fire drills anymore. I think this is dangerous though. For the girls who dont want to dress sexy you choose politically incorrect costumes. You are forcing these women to pick the more revealing costumes because they are respectful to everyone else. Like the nurse, dress like a sexy nurse which is an insult to nurses. Thats not a costumes. It used to be scary and horrifying. Some peoples exsexy is a little horrifying. Social media posted one offensive costumes and it could be national news. I dont know if you notice that. I havent been following, but what you say does make sense. A pitcher can get taken. It goes it gets spread everywhere like a disease would. Like he bow law. No, viral. Thats the word i was looking for. I agree with something dana said before. Halloween costumes are supposed to be scary. The whole point of why you are cog it. Are doing it. Are you not supposed to have se why comments with your kids. Then we go trickortreating and you shouldnt. They dont have sex offenders, but the best camp. You shouldnt be making light of halloween in the first place. All hallows eve is when the barrier between this world and the other world comes together. You are supposed to scare it away. You know what works . People who create big halloween landscapes in their house. Isnt that great . Graveyards. That is a hobby i enjoy looking at. We have a giant spider and a giant spider web and all of these fake tombstones. I would leave them in my yard all the time, but my husband said it is tacky. Im sure your neighborhoods like that. They drive by and say there goes our property value. We have our fog machine and cant use our strobe light all the time because one of our friends has epilepsy. When they told you that, did that make you think like, hmm, maybe i can have some fun . Thats how sick you are. What about people trying to sell a house. It can work. Halloween, open house. What do i know. Did Renee Zellweger get Plastic Surgery or was she replaced by a sub par look alike. Tonights sponsor is the jeremy irons waffle iron and it is what is better than i can whatting up to look in his face and then start. There is no way that is renee. The internet was shocked to its core when pictures surfaced. Why do they always surface of renee . They are like submarines of Renee Zellweger looking different. How dare her face change from the last time we saw her 37 years ago . But did she go under the the knife or is she just leading a better life . The 45yearold actress tells people magazine, quote, i am glad folks think i look different. I am living a more fulfilling life and i am thrilled that perhaps it shows. It is true. Peoples faces do change. Here is me today and that was mooy in 2008, believe it or not. Here is joanne today and that was joanne in 2008. Oh my gosh. Send me that photo. Here is andy today and andy in six years. It is the guy from scandal. I think she looks great. She got some work done and wish she had done it years ago. I sent her glasses. She was squinting like she couldnt see the chalkboard. Thats what happens when you age. You cant see. This is the problem in hollywood. Women age and then they dont go away. Thats the problem. They force us to look at their faces. You are awful. Awful, awful bonnie. Shouldnt women embrace their surgeries . I dont care if she had anything done. Her eyebrows look a little distant, but i agree with what bonnie said. Apparently women are not allowed to age. If you do start aging and things are sagging you are supposed to go away and never come back again. How dare you live in the public and have people look upon you. I dont care . She looks great. Bonnie was disagreeing with you. I mean if they do something, more power to it. To make sure we dont get in any trouble you dont know she is not on meth. Allegedly she is not on meth. We have to be careful. Allegedly that is Renee Zellweger. We are not even sure. You can tell it is her because she does this. She still does that. I need to hear her voice. Thats what she was known for was that squeaky mouse voice. Do you think the criticism surrounding zellweger is hipocritical . But then again, we made fun of stallone. We made fun of mick re mickey rourke. Is a a woman of color i am well aware of how they use body shape as a tool to keep us down. You tell us not to age and then mock us when we have work done to comply with your dont age as long as she doesnt get joker mouth. Meg ryan has joker mouth. And she has penguin feet. She keeps them in a jar in the frige. You are so twofaced. Thats from dick tracy. No, no. I bet viewers at home will remember the guy with two faces in dick tracy was he didnt have two faces. There was. Joanne, before your surgery you looked like a middle aged man. Safe to say the nip and tuck worked and you support it . Oh yeah. Everyone should have the opportunity to become the best version of themselves. Jay thats beautiful. I will never say never, but i dont plan on getting surgeries when i get older. You need someone to play the older parts. You need someone to play the old woman. She will just live forever. Meryl streep and helen mere ran. Helen miran. There is a real aging is a real ageism is real in hollywood and it is a different kind of prejudice. If you are lucky you turn into the person you hate. And that doesnt happen. Racism and you wake up one day. And you end up being old. Thats the beauty of it. When ever you see young people walking down the street and they are in their skinny jeans. You feel a sense of satisfaction because you know they are going to sag to the ground one day. This happens when i go to the gym. I see all of these guys working out like crazy. They are ripped and i say yeah, dude, in 20 years it is over. They are all veiny. They only have 20 years. Why are you even wasting your time . 20, 30 years, thats it. Youre done. 20, 30 years of recreational sex. Sucker. Should i do the next topic . Porn it is about to get more in your face. Thats a lead. By 2015 you will be able to transform your home into a Virtual Reality brothel. They will allow users to customize their own Digital Dream girl or dream guy. From hair color to breast size. It is just as our Founding Fathers envisioned. Says an Online Community of brothels there is a community. You can interact and grab your partners. He claims the resolution is so good that it is inextinguishable from a real person and captures yll the naughty bits. Dana is this a good thing or everything wrong with america . I just dont want to go to those peoples houses smed. Just take your glasses off when we come over. They dont want you coming to their house. Just take your glasses off. We are not walking into a bowchicawow, wow. Would you use this . I hate porn. Dont get me wrong. The money was great. I feel i have moved on from that. I am a mother now. I would enjoy it if my husband could get i dont know what it is. A bot of me so i can just like when orange is the new black does whatever he wants to me. He can. He can find a girl that looks like you. That too. Joanne, are you excited that you can finally create your perfect man . Yes, with really big breasts. I cant wait. I dont know where that came from. I call them man boobs. They are called moobs. I have had them. Thats what happens when you work out. Thats what happens i dont know if this is a great idea. I think it could ruin everyones real sex life. If there is a real sex life there is a sod one. It is fantasy and you can control all of this. When you are with a real person you may not be able to control that. Thats what happens with porn addiction. They like to have it in their con sum tiff they . They. I am told people who are addicted to porn have a hard time dealing with real sex. I am going to pre alpha test this. Will it replace my dolls anytime soon . Probably not. Of course Virtual Reality will be used for porn. As long as dudes are inventing things. Thats not my poin. My problem is you will be in this im per sigh technology and bieskly what you will be doing is sitting and standing in a room alone masturbating and you will not even be aware of it and somebody will be walking by to get their roommate and you will be like see thats why they need to take glasses off. Yeah, but you get lost. I sense a trend. Digital adultery. We are not over yet. Not cool order it. Autographed copy on g gutfeld. Com. Buy it now. Is it harder to hide a girl on the side . Technology has made it easier to cheat, but also easier to get caught. In a piece for the atlantic, she notes that Digital Tools are aiding the unfaithful and the untrusting. She describes sneaking and spying apps as a, quote, arms race of infidelitythemed weapons aimed at the consumers heart. They call from certain contexts. While find my iphone can be used to track spouses suspected of cheating. I can bench press 300 pounds. Are you a snooper or sneaker . I suck at lying so i am a snooper. I will do research on my husband. Your husband is no where around. Do you look at his stuff . All the time. What do you find . Nothing. So he has the other technique . He is either really good or very faithful and i think it is the latter. He put a lot of money into that oculous wrist thing. We got such a nice check and i thought great for christmas. How do people cheat before these apps . The american way. They had a sidepiece. If you cant cheat the terrorists are winning. This is america. You should be allowed. At least what . I dont know. I dont think my husband we are both sort of over it. You know when you get what you are saying, there is too much work. Who needs the stress . That is too stressful. Let other people do that, risk takers. Shavers. People who use deoderant and work out. I dont need to get back in that seen. I let go for a season. Is technology the problem or the solution to infidelity . I think when there is a will there is a way. It is not someone who wants to cheat or snoop there is a lack of trust. A lot of people are meeting online and every other is a expect of their life they do online. I think what feels a lot better than cheating is being honest. Thats the new infidelity. And that will be in the at atlantic next week. What happened to trust . Right . The Elvis Castello album. I am having it taken out in a couple weeks. I thought this was about digital daughtry. I dont have anything else to say. I love the idea of there being an arms race. Just from a sitcom perspective. Each partner is installing more and more sophisticated things. Every day they have better apps on their phone. They never say, hey, what is going on . Is it like mr. And mrs. Smith. Who are they . Nobody knows. I have to go. Coming up you can taying guns with her coming up you can see it coming with a single ember that escapes from a wildfire can travel more than a mile. That single ember can ignite and destroy your home or even your community you cant control where that ember will land only what happens when it does get fire adapted now at fireadapted. Org thank you. Ordering chinese food is a very predictable experience. I order b14. I get b14. No surprises. Buying business internet, on the other hand, can be a roller coaster White Knuckle thrill ride. Youre promised one speed. But do you consistently get it . You do with comcast business. And often even more. Its reliable. Just like kung pao fish. Thank you, ping. Reliably fast internet starts at 89. 95 a month. Comcast business. Built for business. Last story. Thats the last story. Her fatal attraction lead to a chimney extraction. A california woman got stuck in a chimney while trying to enter the home of a man she met online and dated briefly. Firefighters had to remove each brick and poured dish soap down the flue. The 30yearold had gone on six dates with the homeowner before he broke it off. The goi told the local station she seemed totally cool until the first flag was actually her being on my roof two weeks ago. He says he will give her another chance. She was on the roof before and called the cops and told her to leave. It is a fatal attraction, man. I didnt think it was going to get that bad. It got bad real quick. Once they are on your roof, it is all downhill from there, isnt it . I would like to be a con terror yen and defend her. Maybe she was rehersing her santa claus routine. In this case he has taught us a available lesson about relationships. The first flag is when they are on your roof. Thats the time to start reassessing the relationship. Five dates and then you cut it off. What is he doing six dates with somebody he is unsure about . I blame this guy. You should know you are dating a girl that is chimney crazy within six dates. He had it coming. Usually the signal happens on the first date. There is no hope for this guy. Somebody likes the freaks. They were role playing and it was secular christmas he was an elf. What if he did what if he suggested to her that he found the whole thing we dont know. You are blaming the victim now. He is not a victim. He is an idiot. The mans house had to be dismantled and it is his fault. There is a clear double standard. If a woman tries to get through the window, but if a guy tries to get down the chimney to give gifts, he is jolly. And the chimney is not an efficient way into the house. It is a romantic idea. Why is it romantic . What is it about it . It is dirty. It is mysterious. Do you find soot sexy . I like chimney sweeps. The guy has a home, right . Throw a brick through the window. That is a classic. That worked for you. You are a peeping tom. I never got up to the house. I never got caught. Isnt that one of the benefits of living in new york. Everybody has these wide open windows. You can see whatever you want. And no chimneys either. Nobody. Special thanks to tvs andy levy and joanne and john tierney. Thanks for coming. Thats it for me. Im tom shillue. Thanks so much. Thanks for being a great crew. Give me a fist pump. Terrorism. Thanks for being with us. I will see you tomorrow on the five. Greta back tomorrow. Oreilly factor is on. Tonight. A violent terror attack on canadas parliament. Whats behind it and why wont the world yaw night against terrorism . Well have a no spin report. Fears of another ebola case on american soil. A patient is undergoing tests at University Hospital in newark, new jersey. Is that a scare tactic . Is mr. Rose and other journalists trying to frighten you . Thats what some supporters of president obama are saying. We will have analysis of that situation. What do you say to people who say the Justice System is going through its cases . Let it