Lets welcome our guests. She is cheekier than a squirrel acting nuts in the wenter. I am here with joanne nosuchunsky. And tvs andy levey. And he once lost a National Talent competition to a dog. It is not a jock. It is just it is not a joke. And i hope she has good martin sheen stories. Fox News National security analyst kt mcfarland. A block. The lede. Thats the firs story. What we saw of jla left us in awe. Nude pics were posted of Jennifer Lawrence sadly not jude law. And the fbi has gun an investigation into the investigation of several i cloud accounts with nude photos. Dozens of private naked pics, not seen here of stars including Jennifer Lawrence and kate upton and Mary Elizabeth surfaced on the web as they do. Some of the victims said the photos were fake while others confirmed the authorities have been contacted and they will prosecute anyone who will post the stolen photos. There was a quote, celebs make it harder to get nude pics on your computer by not putting the nude pics on the computer. He blamed the victim and quickly deleted the tweet. Clearly all of this can happen. As always we have our special Audience Panel joining us for this segment. Before i get started i would like to ask how much how many think the nude photos were of me. When you heard about this and when you heard about the naked pictures, were you at all worried . Worried, but by worried you mean aroused . We all hack into the app cloud. This guy, this is the closest he will ever get to a naked woman. If he wants to set himself apart the next time, a a scratch and sniff photo. Do you think he should go to jail . He stole somebodys property, correct . He did. And everybody who posts it will get arrested. I am in. I am in my trousers. Sorry. Is it too early for this . Yes, he should go to jail. Should the celebrities outraged by these leaks be outraged that the traitor, snowden, has made us naked by leaking available information that compromised our security programs and allowed the kind we will be able to follow . Most of the celebrities have no idea who Edward Snowden is. Number two, when snowden and assange release classified information it was actually a government there is a law that governs secrets and classified information with the penalties that you will receive if you are convicted of that. There is no law about nude photos. I was really surprised there are no hack pictures of of men. Thats an interesting poimt. There was one guy, but it was a baseball pitcher. He was taking pictures of his naked feet. I should go to you, joe. You are the expert on this. Why is it women and not men . The female body is beautiful. The male body isnt so much. I dont know many women that say yes, i got a picture of his parts. Let me add it to the collection. There is always one. There is always one. You know what is funny, it just goes to show you men who do this are generally nare saw cystic nacisitic. I will send this out. Women are better looking than men. But it is men who always do the hacking and the leaking. I figure the taliban hasnt released them yet. An interesting point when you put them together like that. It seems like a lot of people are more angry than this. Is it because they view Jennifer Lawrence as americas new sweetheart. She is everyones best friend. And if this can happen to your best friend, it can happen to you. I think people are nervous about these privacy issues and everyone is now going to the iphones and the changing their settings for their cloud. What we can really take away from this and what our best friend can tell us is trust no one, not even yourself. Especially after a a few cocktails. You have a cloud much like pig pen. R9k÷ brown. You love snowden and you love Jennifer Lawrence. Dont you see that one of those loves has got to give here . No. I dont even know where to begin with your comparison. Even calling it a comparison is a great comparison. It is not just that you are not right in this case, but are you completely the opposite of right. Super right . If you saw right straight ahead of you, you made a uturn and went the other way. What snowden did alerted americans to how their privacy was under attack from their government. And terrorists too. If you want to relate that to this, you would have to say that he did the equivalent of revealing who the hacker was who attacked the privacy of jlaw and the other celebrities. The hackers are no, no. What about snowden who admitted that what he had done had forced terrorists to change their communication strategy . That has nothing to do with this issue. I think these celebrities are vulnerable to the porn industry. They are now exposed and they will be approached. Are we sure they didnt really do this as a publicity stunt . Not in this case. Jennifer lawrence is the number one i mean hunger games. Apple is coming out with a new iphone. Maybe they did it to bring attention to and their stock went up. You need your thumb print for the iphone 6. Are you all turning into oliver stone before my eyes. What i want to bring up, we didnt even talk about gervaise and if he is right or wrong. Technology brings mischief. When i was a kid a telephone meant crank calls. You dont even know what i was talking about. I used to crank call and i would tape record toilets flushing and i would call local businesses and i would play the tape recording. You are so lame. This was like last week. Star 69. Remember that . Remember the trend of disposable . 5a s cameras and how when you go to a wedding and there would always be one . People like me would take them into the bathroom immediately do something and when they get it developed the developers are like please dont bring anymore naked photos. And they dont know what is going on. This will go away too. You will kill nudity . Unfortunately i will always be alive. They will figure out a way to fix it. They will star 69 a it. If you leak something it will come back to you, i guess. What am i talking about . That is a pretty good point. There are three kinds of hackers. There is the guy in the spiderman pajamas and that is the lone wolf. Then there are the criminal gangs who are doing hacking because they are trying to harvest information about your credit card and your bank account and your medical information. Third is National Networks that are trying to steal secrets about your weapon infrastructure. Which snowden helped jie. Snowden definitely helped. Andys favorite buddy. By the way, i would like to point out i would not like to look at the photos. I will look at nude photos of jlaw when she is ready to send them to me on her own. I looked at them for andy because i knew andy was too he is so affected by her that he couldnt look at it, so i looked at them. It was disturbing. Even if you are not hooked, your brain is still cooked. The study found a connection between casual pot use and ab nor mall tees in the nothing begin, ie, brain. Harvard researchers studied people 18 to 25 and studied that even who smoked a few times a week had significant ab nor mall tees abnormalities. This is my third hour of television. It was luckily in the speech. I did three hours. Abnormalities in the region of the brain responsible for motivation and emotional control. There is a general perspective that using marijuana recreationally is not a problem. That it is a safe drug. We are seeing this is not the case. Yes, teens, pot hurts. I know a lot of you are tempted to get high, so lets dish some more down at welcome to teen corner. The segment for american bandstand. Before we get wacky i would like to read a letter from one of my many fans at teen corner. It is a letter from shreveport. Dear greg, thank you for the homeworkout video you made ÷ pecially for me. However, my parents are wondering why you are naked. It seems unnecessary. It is disturbing. They turned it over to the police. I am still a big fan, but im sorry for what is about to happen. Thank you for the heads up, jason. But i have a defense. I am allergic to trapped sweat which is also the name of my boat, but i cant work out in clothing. Lets talk about pot. It has been around forever. Now it is becoming legal and now all of a sudden research is coming out. Dont you think that is a bit of a coincidence . Yes. I dont have any other questions. I want to thank harvard for the gigantic buzz kill. When i was in college i would occasionally smoke marijuana every single day. I never inhaled. When they say experimenting i love that image of the lab coat and lighting a joint on a bunson burner. These guys at harvard would go out and get high once in awhile they wouldnt be in a lab and wouldnt worry about the stuff. It is all good. Marijuana is a good thing. You were saying that in the green room. Do you think the panic over pot in the earlier administrations has harmed the ability to effectively warn people because they dont buy most of it . I was in the regular administration. Regans way to the war on drugs was just say no and it was effective. For the people who said no. We are laughing about this, but it is a pretty significant problem. One out of every five people who do the new kind of marijuana which is far more spoa tent than the old kind of marijuana in the 70s and 80s become addicted. If you have ever dealt with a Family Member or friend who has an addiction problem, Substance Abuse is not a laughing matter. I look at the state of colorado and what were they thinking . I have different numbers for addiction on pot. But i agree with you that the strains have changed significantly. But they changed while it was illegal. It makes sense that if you legalize it people will know what they are getting you will not end up with maureen doude freaking out because she ate a pot brown knee. You would drink alcohol in a bathtub and now you can drink a beer with 3 alcohol and you know it is also important to know that one out of five are addicted, but the other three out of five dont. You learn about the sen thet particular pot that is seen in drug tests and kids do not know what they are getting and it is becoming very harmful. This stud dooy they said they need to do more because it is only 20 people who were smoking it and that is not enough to find i guess a common gnat. We all have our vices. If someone doesnt have one, i dont trust you. Whether it is sugar, gluten, coffee, alcohol, there is something. It is just moderation. Moderation doesnt get a study. The thing is the only way to moderate something is if you know what is in it which is my belief that we have had these issues when it was criminalized. Now it is de criminalized and we see these studies and makes me weird that we should have been doing them when they were criminalized. Andy, pot can be harmful and still legal because guns are lethal. Talk about brain damage if you are shot in the head you are dead. You can drowned in water. More people drowned every day than insert staw insert statistic. It is like five million to one. What point am i trying to make here . Who knows. This study is pretty much worthless. They say it themselves. This entire study was basically a ploy to get more money to do a bigger study. There is no way to tell if these brain ab nor mall tees go away. For all they know after two weeks if they stop smoking pot the brain ab nor mall tees go away. Maybe they dont, but they have no idea. They dont know if any of this is longterm or whatever. If you live in the state of colorado where it is legal to smoke marijuana a and you had needed brain surgery or major heart surgery and you had no idea that the technicians would deal with you and the heart surgeon and the anesthesiologist were high or drunk. Or high off the the anesthesiologists are addicted to the anesthesiology kits. And mel marijuana medical marijuana is important to me for my hang nail because it coms me down. What was the question . I dont know. Your argument is faulty in the thanes that there could be high on prescription immediates. Every time you get in a cab you say is this guy drunk . If he is high he is going really slow. He is falling asleep at the stop lot. Which happens a lot these it may turn out that pot does this to you. You cant tell anything from this one study jie. And they were high when they did the study. Thats a big problem. What i want is maury search. More research. Every substance can have benefits and consequences. Drugs used to treat diseases could cause other diseases. Some drugs have side effects that are incredibly helpful. We spent so much time demonizing the substance that we never got around to it. I dont know. Killing the buzz. Coming up, what cow do for a klondike bar . What should we do to isis . It rhymes with kill them all. j more savagery from isis. The Extremist Group beheaded a second american journalist in a video posted online on tuesday. The journalist had disappeared in syria last year. In the video the masked murderer, perhaps the same creep who saw james foley in august blamed obama for not ending airstrikes in iraq. The executioner is apparently british. It is one of the many a from the uk to take up arms with isis. And so this week the British Government agreed to force jihadys to undergo what is called a de radicalization program. This is basically the kind of thing you used to do with cult members. You grab them and de program them and it might have you grab them and de program them. I dont think it means you do nothing. When Prime Minister cameron came out it had a comprehensive program on how to deal with not only homegrown terrorists in britain, but those fighting in the middle east and those who will come back to commit terrorist acts when he talked about things like we will take away their passports and deny their reentry. We will monitor them and watch them and look at the free speech. He basically said multiculturallism doesnt work. One of the things they are most worried about is the several thousand european passport holders and the american passport holders, you can enter the United States without needing a visa to enter. If you have a french passport and a british passport and a german passport. What they are worried about is they dont just stay in the netherlands, but they come to the United States. And then you have a full blown international crisis. Thats scary. Tom, are you a comedian which makes this difficult. What do you what do you think is the best way to ham these fiends . Does the idea of programming actually work . Internment camps work. My feeling is the best de radicalization is to kill them. I dont want them back on our soil, but im afraid they are coming. It is like bedbugs. They are out there and coming. It is unfair to bedbugs. It is a slippery slope, but cameron is doing a lot more than obama is doing now. And remember when foley, our president was golfing and then he said i am can selling my vacation. I just wish we would see more from obama. Have i to disagree because i have to disagree. Even though cameron was talking obama is bombing. I said that on the show. I knew it was somebody. You are right there. As a viewer, greg. There are two parts to this problem. How do you continue to take over the middle east . Ultimately their goal of taking over the world and killing everybody christians, minorities and other muslims who dont agree with them. And then there is the second issue of Homeland Defense and we have an open border and we dont really go after people who are are who fit the terrorist profile. What if you are a grandmother on the way to disney world . We are shaking her down the same way we are dealing with someone who has been multiple times to the thats all because of political correctness. We have to treat everyone the same. It makes us less safe and if you say go ahead. Do you think de radicalization works . I appreciate the effort. I truly dont know how it is possible. If it is a belief system it wont go away that easily. If you leave the uk and you go off and become a jihadist, you have made your bed and you have to sleep in it and you cant come back. I agree. Andy, thoughts . A couple of things. One, i would say the de radicalization thing, i could see that working more with someone who grew up in a place without western values. You can then show them the good things about the west. You are talking about people who grew up in britain. They know what the west is like. I dont see de radicalization if they are young enough maybe you can point out that doing that kind of stuff is not cool. It is not like you can say look at the beauties of the west. They have been living in the west. It is an interesting point. You cannot offer them an alternative. I prefer the mission over hip hop. None of this matters. Maybe you will never de radicalize them. But you will prevent them from recruitment. They come back and with all of the resources you can get information. You cant educate the uneducated. These people are already know. If you are busy cutting off heads your mind is made. You candy program dead people. Unfortunately it is not going to happen. Are you comparing gay people . He is not doing that. Have you heard about the missing airliners . There are 11 commercial airliners missing from libya when the radicals in libya have taken over the tripoli airport. There were eleven commercial airliners. I cant think of a reason to be worried. It is not like they used the planes to fly into buildings. It is probably nothing. It is paperwork. Of the 20,000 missing shoulder fired missiles that can take undo the commercial airliners is what worries me. Why when i ask you something that bothers me you are able to return with something worse . Welcome to my world. Coming up, another plane gets grounded because of reclining seats. Is this becoming a trend or the opposite of a trend . An untrend . Find out next. First, a word from our sponsor. Tonights sponsor is pirated music. All of your favorite pirate songs on one cd. We have the shanty that keeps you sinking singing. Dont walk the plank. Walk on down to your local music store and pick up a copy now. Should we not stand for making plans planes land . See three hours, people. It happened yet again. A delta flight from new york to palm beach, florida was diverted on monday after a passenger flipped out over a reclining seat. Officials say the 32yearold woman was sleeping with her head on the tray table. Thats so uncomfortable. I have done it. When the person in front of her who was knitting leaned back she woke up and proceeded to freak out. Here is a witness. She started swearing at the flight attendants and demanding that the flight attendants spoke at the captain while somebody was blocking her path to the cabin and then an announcement came on and we were diverting to jacksonville. Upon landing in jacksonville, a lovely town named after allen jackson, the woman was escorted i even read the misspelling because i lost half of my mind escorted by police. The rest of the passengers were beaten by sticks. I brought this up on another show. This is the thing i knit. I do needle point. Was she crocheting. They are long and pointy at the end and they look like kewers skewers. Are we still talking about the nude pictures . Oh that was your big moment all night. Wewe are moving on. I dont either. It is awesome. Tom, one of our guests, you know him, right, comedian . He had the idea of a plane jail. It is not about the seats. It is about diverting planes. They are now diverting the planes at the drop of of anything. Why cant there be a brig . Why not . You have the air marshall who are like ninjas. I said hi to Jack Nicholson and it was like white on rice. I have this experience quite often. I had a woman behind me tell me i couldnt put my seat back. She said she was claustrophobic. She was a huge woman. Her seat is back and mine doesnt go back. How is that fair . She kept the seatbelt extender and if you are ever hijacked thats your weapon. Viewers, lock it in. Strangle a high jacker. You do fly a lot. It never crossed my mind. A guy next to me had1 gx a g beard and he said kill the infidel. He was rt ordering a white zinfandel. I had these problems and i over overreacted. Thats funny. They should have just diffused the situation by giving free drinks. Thats what i say. If someone in front of me wants to recline and maybe i am someone who doesnt wantc that, at least say, hey, this may be uncomfortable for you, but let me make it more comfortable. You know what this is . Individual freedom versus social limb. They say everybody cant and thats socialism. I want to ask why not duct tape . That is like a portable prison. What are you going to do, duct tape the mouth or duct tape the person to the unreclined seat . The woman who was mad about the cherry kleining was the chair reclining is mad about the plane. She was happy she didnt get the knitting needle. Tired of the chair. Tired of the chair i just wouldnt want to listen to her. I was shocked on a flight from new york to West Palm Beach somebody was a whiner. I think there are an under current to the joke. There is nothing under. I am drowning right now. Hire here is the part where you take the side of the woman who didnt put her seat back. We established over the course of the last couple weeks that people who recline their seats are sociopaths. The problem is people are freaking out on airplanes. It is a really, really, really bad idea. And i am not going to defend the stupid woman. There is really nothing you can do about it. You cant really do much about it. The seats have reclined for years. Mainstream media. It is a lame stream media. The lame stream media are a bunch of reclinists. They have a reclinist agenda. And the more they report on it the more it happens. And it is happening it is not happening here at fox, but it is happening everywhere else. The people who were standing up to the recliners are like the tea parties. They are fighting the reclinist movement and the mainstream media. If you dont want somebody in front of you, you sit in the emergency exit row. Take amtrak. I like the emergency exit row because you get more leg room and nobody is reclining in front of you. I also need to take xanax on flights. I will be fine. I figure i will have a slightly different definition of emergency than the pilot and the flight attendant. That aside how many . My theory on this was a woman sleeping like this means she took she must have taken an ambien or something. And then she woke up and she was all of a sudden she was freaking out. When you are on ambien and somebody wakes you up it is often times unnerving. I dont take ambien on planes because i have had too many issues with certain things. If they handed everyone while boarding a plane and handed everyone a xanex, you would have none of these freakouts. What better way to fly . You know my whole theory is we should be doing a knockout airline where you go in and they knock you out and you wake up that works too. You sit in the chair and it gives you pro paw follow . You it fall a sleep and then wake up. Somebody will be allergic and there will be a death and it will be a whole thing. I hate when it becomes a whole thing. People die and then it is a whole thing. Thats where society went the half things are fine. You know what we should do . Charge people for diversions. It is like when you call 911. I come here with Solutions Even though i am a wreck. We debate the best sandwiches. I call it the butter crunch. I dont get that. It is good you dont. If you did you would have a sick mind. Not cool. Amazon. Com. Number one in no where. em6,y dismie what sandwich what sandwich wins uh flaif when it comes to flavor . It is the subject of tonights red eye debate 2014, live from the live from the red eye Debate Center. Welcome back to the red eye Debate Center live from the international spacestation. 205 miles above earth. I am greg gutfeld. As always your ticket stub is good for a free hub cap or a back rub at garys garage. He has a lot of extra hub caps and he likes to help people. So a writer at gawker. Com a website for and by sad people has ranked the top 55 sandwiches. The notables are the tuna melt. Peanut butter and jelly which is amazing, lets face it. Especially when it is toasted and a little butter. Blt is 8 which is my personal favorite. Rounding out the three lobster roll which is not really a sandwich. It is lobster on bread. It is like a sea wrap. Grilled cheese which is great. It is easy to make. Tomato soup and something called an italian hogie. Not on the list, my own invention. It is two drifters with a hunk of cheese. It is something i used to do. You are totally crazy. I am crazy about sandwiches. Here is what i think. You get the terrorists back where you want to be and you get the pulled pork sandwich. Pulled pork is number 13 on the list. Not terribly popular in the middle east. The way the israelis stopped, the suicide bombers were on buses. They would come in and suicide vests and boom goes the bus. They started hanging pork in the middle of the bus. If you are a suicide bomber you are looking at that a and you are thinking if i die on this bus i i am not going to where you get the goodies in the afterlife. So all planes should have frozen pork under each seat . Absolutely. Get your complimentary pork chop. Everybody comes out with a pork chop. The Ice Cream Sandwich made the list. The chipwhich. It would get frozen and your teeth would hurt. Then it got soft. And you would get the ice cream headache. The worst thing in the world is an ice cream you dont get that with the tuna melt. I dont eat seafood. We had this discussion. The sea is a giant toilet. It is. I am a rosed beef on a roll with munster cheese. What is your favorite Sandwich Shop . You wouldnt know. It it is in providence, rhode island. You know what . Some people in providence would like to know. Henrys Sandwich Shop. Now when you go in they go, oh you are the guy from red eye. Here is a sandwich and they beat the crap out of you. In their language sandwich means violence. They didnt have hamburgers and hot dogs on the list . Those are for children. Sandwiches are for adults. Thank you, katherine hepburn. I love the italian sub. Not a hogie. A sub. I get italian sandwiches all the time. I like ham, salome, pepperoni, provalone and lettuce and tomatoes. But the bread to meat ratio has to be perfect. If there is too much bread it is awful. I need to see every ingredient sticking out of the bread and thats how i know it is a good sandwich. I thought when you said favorite sandwich you were going to say handsome. I didnt get that either. Do you prefer mayonaise on white bread . What is your second favorite sandwich . It is like one it is like 137. I will have that. I dont know how you rank chicken parma. Pulled pork should have been much higher on the list. The french dip should have been higher. Tooiyun much bread. Have these people never been to the south . Grilled cheese should not be on the list. It is a toasted ham and cheese. Very simple egg. Why make it all fancy . Why dont you write an angry letter to france . That sounds good. Bacon and Peanut Butter on toast . Anything with avocado is good. Egg salad blt sandwich . No. Egg salad is not good. It is great. People die from that. No they dont. V x i like the simple prison sandwich. You get a lot of things for free like that. You stack them under your cot. Crust or no crust. After or before . We will take a break. One more story and we will come back. Ykykyqnnb if i told you that a free tensecond test could mean less waiting for things like security backups and file downloads youd take that test, right . What are you waiting for . You could literally be done with the test by now. Now you could have done it twice. This is awkward. Go to comcastbusiness. Com checkyourspeed. If we cant offer faster speeds or save you money well give you 150. Comcast business built for business. Last story. Thats the last story. He made a stink about the color pink. A professor at the university of iowa dress i had up as a robot dressed up as a robot to visit the visiting teams locker room. Is this sexist . On friday the professor organized a million robot march to call attention to the pink locker room which high says is sexist and homophobic. The common color could, quote, put opponents in a passive mood. It is as if the university has sided with the jocks who used to beat up the, quote, queers, his word. Is this a social statement or just a color . Somebody in the university of iowa has a lot of time on their hands. The professor is dressing up like a robot. Vut pink locker room you have the pink locker room and the inningest coach saying they are calm and less aggressive on the field. What is going on there . It sounds like a fun place to be. Any guy a that dresses up like a robot it is okay in my book. It is a smart move . I am wearing pink. Mine is more few shaw. Fuscia. You cant spell fuscia without fu. Do you hate the martians and the irish . Every year the nfl wears the Football Player whys wear pink for breast cancer. Why is that not a point . There is breast awareness in the mens locker room . Thats not working. Breast awareness. Should they repaint the locker room . I would say do rainbow, but thats a whole other can of worms. A can of wonderful worms. A can of wonderful, Wonderful Firm worms. It costs money to repaint it. It costs money that the people in the school dont want to pay. Thats fine. It is a locker room. You are going out on the field and you are coming back. I am giving you the last word because you are boring. The beauty of this is it is the professor who is saying this has been done to make the other team feel feminine and less manly. He is the one who is problematic here. He says that is the affect pink has. So he is the homophobe. Absolutely. He is pushing his stereo type on to other people. I feel masculine around pink. Me too. Opposing teams say they are spacious and they dont care about the color. You know what, he is sexist. We have to go. Joanne, nice to see you. Tom, always a pleasure. Dont be a stranger. No. Kt mcfarland, always smarter than me. That does it for us, greg gutfeld. Isis appears to have behead another u. S. Journeyist. Steven sotloff who went missing last year. It shows 31yearold sotloff being held at knife point by another mass excutioner. James rosen asked the state Department Today if the United States is at war with isis. Does the Obama Administration consider this an act of war