confused joanne nosuchunsky. there is the waive. and he has the energy of an iphone battery which explains why by this time of the night is pretty much dead. it is andy levy and he has the mouth of a sailor which he keeps in a bag in his front pocket. he is the star of the new film how to be a man. it opens with him frontally nude and disgusting available on-line and on demand everywhere. you scared my cousin. and his mustache is thicker than jay carney's head. john bolton, the former ambassador to fox news and the president of "red eye." >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. greg, i am busy now. can i insult you another time? >> absolutely. was the swap not so hot? fellow soldiers are saying -- what's his first name? beaubergdhal was a deserter. according to one officer who served in his battalion he fled afghanistan in 2009 and prior to his capture he seemed pissed off at the army in letters to his parents. saying he was, quote, ashamed of being american. they crit -- criticized president obama for letting go of five taliban terrorists to bring him home. >> this is a a special situation. he wasn't simply a hostage. he was an american prisoner of war captured on the battlefield. we have a sacred obligation to do our utmost to bring back our men and women who were taken in battle. >> meanwhile, nobody was more upset over the taliban praise neither -- prisoner release than a this pig. >> ambassador, you believe the swap -- the five taliban high risk detainees was a great move. i was surprised by that. i thought you would be highly critical given the article you wrote this morning. >> the taliban thought it was a great move. so far that seems to be their opinion. there is so much wrong with this. we don't have enough time on the show to talk about it. if i had to pick one thing and leaving all of the rest aside, the president's biggest mistake was the moral equivalence of saying an american soldier is equal to terrorists. their motive is to kill civilians. it legit myselfs the taliban. leave alone everything else that is wrong. >> somebody else will come back to you and say we do this with spies, don't we? >> that's like for like. we did exchange spy wltz soviet union -- spies with the soviet union. this is an american soldier committed to upholding morality and terrorists whose whole strategy is killing civilians. did we do five to 1? >> there was equivalence and there is no explanation especially for five top taliban leaders for one american sol gent. >> they didn't -- sergeant. >> we thought we go out -- we had only given them five. >> he is going less people at gitmo. we are coming out ahead. gabby, what are your thoughts? did we get screwed as a country? >> it is embarrassing. i like to get the dad out of this. his son was kidnapped for five years so let's not talk about him. he went nuts. i would go nuts too. as far as the leader of the free world -- >> let's . out your kids -- point out your kids haven't been kidnapped and you haven't pushed out. >> i learned -- [speaking foreign long -- lapping wedge] >> did he actually say anything? >> what is disturbing is obama does not have access to google and could not look up this guy and see that he is no crown jewel, and he was a ballerina when he was kid i learned from joanne. >> that's not so bad. a ballet dancer and not a ballerina. he is a ballet dancer and held the women up. >> i said ballerin-uh with the u-h at the end. >> we can agree his girlfriend is dating a new guy since 2012. we saw this on facebook. should she have waited for him? >> she moved on kind of quickly. isn't that what happens. you move on and you think he is never coming back and then there he is. she has soul searching to do much like the rest of the country. i think that is is the most transparent part of the operation. we are just not getting any of it. especially when there are five terrorists. we want answers. >> go ahead and claim the terrorists like you claimed to do when you said watch, greg, as we defend these terrorists. >> i am not saying they are great guys. the trade is so bad it is hard to believe it wasn't made by the mets. >> it is fair to say that right now nobody knows what -- why he did what he did other than him. absent that the people in the best position to judge his actions are the people who were serving with him. they seem to be pretty much in grement that he -- agreement that he willfully deserted and he did not serve with honor and distinction. there was a pb -- there was a pentagon investigation that showed he did walk away from his unit and the military decided not to exert extraordinary effort to rescue him because he was a deserter. i don't know why we are doing this now. if he was a prisoner of war why was he swapped for people in gitmo? they are either detainees oren may combatants. they are not prisoners of war. >> it wasn't the tan. this was not a taliban capture. you have chosen another group with the taliban and i don't think the administration knows that. >> it is a subgroup or spinoff? remember they had "what's happening" and then" what's happening now"? >> they are effectively taliban. it makes no point to distinguish. >> he crushed you, gavin. >> you have to ask wasn't anybody paying attention? the military knows this story very well. i can't believe they didn't develop the security staff. wasn't susan rice listening? >> my feeling is we have no more pow's. so why can't we drone these five in qatar? why can't we do that? obama just wins. he is like, ha, ha, ha and then you killed them all. >> we have the fifth fleet based in qatar. >> i don't mean going after them, crazy man. >> it is a small place. >> it is? >> or you feed them their last meal when they were left ssments , you fed them the last 48 hours and they are back with their -- whatever @ their nonalcoholic drink of choice is and their favorite goat laughing and kissing the goat. and then they die. >> all of these jokes are more effective than what obama did. we can't even joke about this. we can't do worse than him. >> let's move on. is your phase their database? the nsa, whatever that is, is collecting millions of facial images as part of the electronic surveillance programs according to documents given to the "new york times" by the tray for, edward snowden, the nsa stepped up the program over the last several years as the facial recognition software has become more powerful. they believe this could revolutionize the intelligence gathering. meanwhile, in crappy movie news. oliver stone will direct a flick. it will be based on a book by a journalist by the guardian and compete with the film of glen green wold's book -- green walled's book. i believe we have a preview of the ole yes, sir stone movie. -- of the oliver stone movie. >> the sad thing is all of these clips were taken over the period of 40 years. that's how boring a panda can be. all right, gavin, what is wrong with this? these pictures are everywhere. everybody is sending them around. the nsa should have access to them to find terrorists faster, i say. >> all i know is the enemy of my enemy is my friend and if this makes liberals mad at the government, come on aboard. welcome in, guys. i know they are mad because they are worried about people seeing their e-mails and what porn sites they go to, whatever. fine. whatever makes you mad about the government i'm taking it. yeah, come on in. it is idiotic, but sure, welcome aboard. >> ambassador, is it idiotic? i don't think it is. >> you know what these spooks are doing is taking pictures and digging into our background. the purpose of facial recognition is so that they can identify terrorists and other threats as they come into the country and as they come into airports and customs and immigration lines to overcome the disguises they wear. so unless people get operated to change, this will help in identifying it before they get into the country. it is entirely sensible. >> this could be a huge boom for the plastic surgery industry. >> is that was one of my points. >> you take so many selfies so this will be great for you. >> anytime i get a new nose i need a new selfie, or every time i go to a new country i need to show everyone where i am. >> that went straight to the dime. you can set york clock on that -- set your clock on that one. >> there is no u.s. privacy laws or surveillance laws that say they can't do this. they need court approval for these specific cases, i i say if there is a specific clause you are going after or group or person you are targeting, i am all for it. i think it is a good move by using our technology to do that. >> andy, i know you agree with this so i won't ask you about it. >> i actually do. as long as they are not gobbling up the pictures with no reason i have no problem. >> are you more excited about the fact there will be two movies about snowden? have you figured out which you want to go to first? >> oliver stone does crazy pants. anyone who gets their information about the world from his films needs to think about their life choices, but he is one of my favorite film makers. i think jfk is one of my favorites even though it is a load of crap, but i am excited to see what he does with this. the great story is that the book stone's movie is based on they call that a problem blee [-- a] bleep [book. it is game on. >> making movies about tray fors creates more traitors. >> that's not the case here. >> that's the p oi nt i had to make. should grass skirts make feelings hurt? we answer that in the latest edition of -- >> is this racist? >> have i been uh -- i have been away for awhile. at uc irvine where fun goes to die they have been accused of racism after hosting a charity event called the fiji islander party. students wore coconut bras and groud zero skirts. it is a letter endorsed by an asian pacific student association they said the frat was, quote, committing an act of cultural appropriation and projecting their ignorance. and their fundraiser of structures. the student government passed a resolution asking the school to penalize the fraternity and unfortunately for them student government is not a real government and the fraternity didn't violate any school policies. when are we going get these dogs to stop acting like humans? >> you got it. good boy, norman. good boy. good job. good boy, good boy. >> oh my goodness. that will be in the "6 and the city" -- the" six and the city" sequel. when it comes to shutting down another group isn't that cultural appropriation? it is incredibly american in that it is whining? >> i never thought of it that way. echo joanne, never will again. >> is that anti-sametic? >> the student government representative said i support free speech, but i don't think it should be at the expense of other students on campus. i am going rephrase that to make it more accurate. i don't support free speech. that's what she meant. this is ridiculous. it is not cultural appropriation. coconut bras are not a real thing. paw sick islanders -- pacific islanders don't wear coconut bras. i did a lot of research today. i really did. >> what did you do when you googled coconut bras? >> i found infor ma tiff sites. >> i thought maybe a lost "gill "gill -- gilligan's island" showed up. when you worked at the u.n weren't all friday coconut fridays? >> it is a problem when you can't make fun of anything for fear of offending somebody. what andy said is accurate for a change. >> wow. >> it is an effort to suppress speech. if you can object to the content of what somebody says because you are offended by it, there is a whole range of speech that can be shutdown. i think this is a dangerous trend. the fact that it is occurring on the university cam -- campuses shows the bankruptcy of our system. >> and it is happening at an alarming rate. so much so it will be the gutfeld. there are like 17 a week. the point is when you ask people why they come out against this stuff, they say it is for a more inclusive you is a -- inclusive society. just to expound upon ambassador bolton's point, it is a war on fun. these are killjoys. you notice they don't attack something that doesn't include fun and partying. is there anything that is a gathering where people are getting together wearing coconut bras and getting laid and doing shots and that's when they get really mad. this is a war from the people not invited to the party against the people at the party. >> are these an attack on scheme pie clothing? unless it is worn by feminists and if you attack that it would be select shaming. >> they shouldn't be shamed. it is for charity. when something is for charity it is okay. and i will continue to drink fiji water as well as coconut water because it is refreshing and good for you. >> coconut water is a scam. >> it is disgusting. have you tried it? it tastes like gross water. >> it looks like bad breast milk, not that i would know. >> my college memories of the fiji island parties it was the dudes wearing the skirts. >> always a good party by the way. >> i hated the fiji's. they were rugby players. >> they have to be duct taped together for 24 hours. they deficate in the duct tape. >> now that you revealed it -- >> his life as a bullfighter in spain. you won't want to miss that. first, jean shorts. we are all going to wear them or talk about them. i haven't decided yet. get off my back. a new poll commissioned by the workplace bullying institute, yes there is a workplace bullying institute and i bullied them. it reports that over 25% of american workers say they experienced abusive contact at work. a bunch of wimps. now 15 states #r caught up wearing laws that would protect workers against bullying. one argues it is necessary because, quote, garden variety -- why is it always garden variety? who has a garden these days? garden variety are your target at work and escapes the reach of our protect tim i'm ploy meant log. is bullying the problem or something worse at play at work? researchers found feeling excluded is more likely to lead to job satisfaction, dissatisfaction and quiting and health problems. what is worse, bullying or not being bullied? let's solve this once and for all by watching this clip. >> isn't that what dogs do? >> he is not eating a sandwich or anything. >> sometimes i wonder why we choose these videos. the dog should have been eating a sandwich, but him just running like that. >> as is his natural inclination. >> all that was bullying. >> thank you. i know you run a business. >> many. >> you run many businesses. where do you stand on this issue 1234* if somebody complained to you about bullying, would you be sensitive? >> no, i would fire them. just to play devil's advocate and to imagine each were the worst scenarios you can have, there is no way we can regulate behavior with these subtle nuances of i wasn't invited to the party or he was mean to me. outside of the laws which are physical assault and sexual assault call the cops or quit. i'm sorry if that sounds mean, but i am a bully. we tried regulating like this and it doesn't work. you have to let the free market decide. if your boss grabs your ass and you don't like. it quit. >> grabbing her ass is different than bullying. >> that's harassment. >> then quit. it shouldn't even be a law. >> that's battery. >> what if you grabbed someone's ass on the street? >> that's battery. >> then do it. prosecute. why do you want to sue? why do you want to make a new law? >> if i grab somebody's ass on the subway i would be in jail and i know that for a fact. >> good. we have laws for this. >> i am just amazing you didn't know. i am so glad you found out on tv you can't grab somebody's ass. have you been operating under the assumption -- >> it is not painful. >> i can't believe i had to fire a 30th person today. >> i didn't know that. >> if your wife came home -- >> that is social injustice. >> i will spend a night? the tombs. >> that's true. i would much rather if that -- in somebody did that, but that's that's -- that doesn't solve -- >> right now we have quid pro quo which is easy to define and a weird thing you created an environment and you have to do acid to understand these laws. >> bullying is the fad these past several months and years and it is a bad thing and we know it is a bad thing. nobody canada fine. it what is really as -- nobody can define. it what is at work is a number of businesses who don't want to be identified. they say you are bullying me. even if it is in a polite tone of voice they will say it is bullying. >> i would rather have a boss yell at me and tell me i am a drunk and stupid than somebody who never talks to me, right? >> yeah. hate is an emotion. i would rather someone criticize me or do that than nothing at all. >> so ignoring is worse? >> ignoring is worse. it is the criticism and people don't have a thick enough skin to get over that and use it in a constructive way. >> it is when the boss comes in with coconut. >> i find it arousing. i think we are in agreement you deserve to be bullied. >> i wrote out talking points beforehand. it was on my own and not under duress. i have never worked for a bully. my boss is very nice and kind to me and it is a lot of far -- fun to work for him. >> there you go. you didn't make any codes with your eyelids. >> not this time. gite amazing part of the story -- the amazing part of the story is there is an institute for workplace bullying. i bet it is a po box. >> i brother fired a woman and they never had conflict because they never had summer jobs. she had a full on screaming, seeing your family die in a car crash panic attack and destroyed the office ran out of the room screaming. her dad called and said what the hell is going on? >> is that normal? >> that's not normal. i don't know how you separate being a bully with a run of the mill jerk. >> that's a good question. bosses these days -- there are not a lot of jerk bosses anymore are there? >> if they are it is a good thing because you can go for drinks after work and you complain and it is team building. >> the worse boss is the boss that feels he has to go out with his co-workers. the co-workers need to be apart from them so they can talk crap. >> look at the guy that replaced done draper. bad bosses still exist. >> it was like 50 years ago. >> and he wore weird car -- cardigans. >> do you remember when justin beeper was younger and racist? >> tonight's c block is brought to you by the perfect name for any occasion. got a gobbledork? tbet an amstashador for women. is he as racist as these music is rancid. it is day 4002 of -- justin bieber if that is his real name apologized after a a video of him telling a racist joke in 2011 when he was 6 surfaced on the internet. in the clip, the canadian cutie, 15 at the time actually utters the n-word. he was reportedly being filmed for his 2011 documentary, justin bieber rise of a [bleep] weasel. he said, quote, i take my friendships with all people seriously and apologize for offending or hurting anyone with my childish and inexecutable mistake. i was a kid then and i am a man now and do not make that mistake again especially in front of my minority servants. this is an interesting point because i know you follow tmz closely. tmz got this video four years ago and didn't post-it because he was 15. by keeping it hidden for four years he made hundreds of millions of dollars. doesn't he owe tmz a lot of money? >> tmz doesn't need more money. but i think if they showed this video when it happened four years ago he would have had to deal with that backlash then and apologize then and maybe realize i may be headed down a bad path path. his publicist would be oh this is what we are dealing with? maybe he will be a better man than he says he is. >> gavin, it seems to me he is getting a pass compared to someone like paula deen. or even sterling. people can say sterling is an old guy and he is racist and look at paul and say she is south. here they look back and say i was young once. i probably did the same thing. it is hard to get mad at something five years ago? >> they did that with paula deen. >> racist jokes are a huge part of jokes and some are fairly good. >> don't use any now. >> most have some sort of cultural reference, black guy, his -- hispanic guy. it is a racist bar. there are millions of jokes. they want to kill jokes. why don't they have money dyes -- mondays. >> this guy is a canadian. that's what this is about. everybody knows they are nicer for people in wisconsin and nicer for people in minnesota. he is a nice guy. >> i couldn't care about justin bieber. >> oh i thought you were talking about gavin. >> gavin is from canada. actually born in scotland. >> born in england. >> which is the same as canada. i were calling for justin bieber to get his ass kicked. >> you want him to get his ass kicked at 5 years old? >> i think he was two. look, justin bieber is stupid now. do we think he got dumber? he was dumber than he was three years ago and he is stupid now. should he be making a -- >> he made it to a camera though. that's the difference. he is a child. he is a child and he is stupid. you read that statement and he talked about minority servants and he refers to them as friends so you have to be clear. >> that's true, that's true. should i ask you about the three-card kisser or wait? >> you can wait. i am an interesting kind of guy. >> it is when gay meant something else. or it is a hoe me 6 -- homo sexual home. >> they are out of shorts when it comes to jorts. >> is this sexist? >> i am so behind the times. i will hold it like this. welcome back. a montreal teen, they have them there is accusing her high school of shaming girls for their bodies after she was suspended for wearing jean shorts deemed too short. administrators 8 her outfit didn't pass the fingertip length skirt. they don't fall below their finger tips when their arms are at her sides. they put up posters saying don't humiliate her for wearing shorts. it is hot outside. instead of shaming girls for their body had teach boys girls are not 6 objects. i said this from day one. you sent me e-mails begging me to do this story. are you pro jean shorts? >> can we go back to justin bieber? just getting involved where there is no point. you know how this works out? boys and girls learn to deal with each other and that is called growing up. in america today we are not going to let that happen because they are not able to make choices by themselves. this whole thing is insane. >> gavin you worked in montreal for some time and is it hot there? >> it gets brutally hot. it has the largest temperature range of any city in the world. it is sold e than the coldest -- it is colder than the colder and hotter than the hotter. the french don't have these rules. it is where all the shuts and the prostitutes and the sassy gals. >> i don't know where they are talking. >> so the french montrealers they have red leather short shorters but frankly this woman is unattractive. >> that's terrible. >> if she was an 8 to a 10. at 6 they can wear -- you are an awful person. >> she is a 6. >> enough of you and your numbers. >> if i was drunk i would say 6.4. >> you are a 3. >> correct. but i am rich and smart. we are not the fairer. >> what about the fingertip rule? >> it is for those with very long fingers. i am ready for that where they say really, really? >> i'm sorry this girl's whole argument is off base. there is no way these short shorts are comfortable. us girls peal with a lot when we wear the skimpy stuff. it is not comfortable. and who teenage girls doesn't want to feel ab tau fight. the boys are like, oh yeah, i want to take you out. >> what kind of stuff do you have to deal with? >> we don't need to talk about that. andy, you bought me jean shorts for christmas. the last seven years have you taken into account. >> each year they are a tiny bit shorter so you can't tell the difference. by 2010 you will bewaring gene speedos. >> do i have to wait that long? >> it is a beautiful plan. she posted a sign saying don't humiliate her because she is wearing shorts. that's not what they were doing. they had to be a certain leg. the requirement is gender neutral. i don't see what the big deal is. ultimately the most important thing is it happened in canada. >> canada is our friendly sister. and we had a slow day for stories. >> we are doing two stories on canada. justin bieber and -- >> justin bieber is a global story. we have to take a break. more delightful stuff when we come back. "not cool" already it. g gutfeld.com. still hanging out and hanging out and pulling that and doing that and stop with that and pointing. yes, that's tment this is why i couldn't 2k0 -- do sports commentary. >> would an et look down at our iq? an astro phiz physicist is worried that aliens visited the earth and thoughts -- thought we were dumb. >> my fear is we have been visited by intelligent aliens and chose not to make contact on the conclusion that there is no sign of intelligent life on earth. >> what might aliens think of earth's signals? >> we were sending signals out before we were doing it on purpose. our early tv shows like "i love lucy" and" the honeymooners", these #r* our cultural emicaries. these are the firs things aliens will decode our civilization. they will learn how men and women treat each other by "the honeymooners." >> i don't know what is worse? i don't even know where to start except you have the look of pain. >> i hate this guy. i remember hearing chris hard wick on a pod cast talk 3w* neil degrass tyson and he was salivating. they love him. he could deficate on them and they would dance in the streets. he is drunk with adulation. he says things like when i was young in new york i would be racially profiled. he looked like he was in the warriors! he had a cut of yo shirt and they were in a war zone. >> how did we get to this? i want to talk about aliens. >> all he does is talk to his rotten life. he is a nightmare. >> you have to come down on the liberal intellectuals. to think that they get to look down on the rest of the human race it is no doubt cht. they don't have any pride in themselves. they attack dezi-arnez. >> andy, thoughts? >> he won't shut up about creationist. >> it is nothing new because most of what he says isn't anything new. which would he is given this status who fancy themselves to be with chris hayes. before this episode i didn't know about this guy. i knew more 3w justin bieber. >> there is this idea we were sending signals into space that is old science and it is used in a million science fiction movies and aliens are aware of us and they fear us bough they think we are all like that. >> 30 seconds left. >> it was incorrect. "i love lucy" taught me a lot. it taught me how to make wine and work in a chocolate factory and how to make funny faces so i don't get hit by my husband. >> that's the point. he was making shows on the finer things of life instead of making fun of earth lings. >> if i watched the show i would say this is a funny planet. >> a baby rides on a wedding dress. e bloke. e block. last story. that's the last story. >> she took a ride on the bride. a tennessee woman walked down the aisle with her newborn daughter attached to the train of her wedding gown. i love this. shawna carter books has been slammed on-line wrongly for the odd accessory with some angry fuss pots saying she should be reported to child protective services. the bride said it was covered by christ and it was the baby's idea. this is mother of the year material and i think it is beautiful. >> i am in favor. it is multi tasking while you are getting married. >> no babysitter. >> who can complain? >> the worst thing about being at a wedding is baby's cry. >> it is muffled by the ruffle fells on the dress. it is more she wore white. >>y she is not a virg national pride. >> i'm him the baby jesus. >> oh wow i guess so. >> don't see anything wrong with this photo. >> i made tons of those things. the first you have the finger by your nose because you are worried they will die. and then you say it is hard to kill these things. >> get the camera on his back and see what he is carrying. >> you can put them on his back and leave this person alone. >> andy have you four kids, they are not kids. they are ky 10 -- they are kittens. >> this happened in 10 nen. a lot of -- in tennessee. people judge it when they know nothing which i find problematic. for all we know it could be a cultural normal to have a child the month before the wedding. i think people are baby on wedding dress shaming. >> what if they are from tennessee and it was a -- dash accustom they are guilty for doing this. >> i heard this was watching on in canada. >> everything catches up in canada. i love the canadians. everything is catching on. that was a lovely show. special thanks to joanne nosuchunsky and andy levy and john bolden. thank you for the cards and the nice notes. i appreciate it. very nice of all of you and it is good to be back. see you later. bye. >> hello, everyone. i'm greg gutfeld, with bob beckle, dana perino. it sound like a common core math problem. the taliban called it a victory. still many are left scratching their heads over this trade and not just those with lice. we're all happy with the bergdahl family, but what is the message, catch one of us and get