helpless, terrified bunny. i am here with bonnie mcfarland. she is like everybody's favorite candy bar, affordable and half nuts. and look who is here. he left his talking car at home, tv's night rider, otherwise known as fonzi levey. and he burps samurai swords. you no know him as the star of that pawnshop that is worth watching. the midseason finale starts on april 15th or finishes. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. i thought of you all day today, greg. i was at the zoo. >> i have no idea what that means. should he hide his nerdy side? a florida congressional candidate has been outed as a live action vampire role player. they said jake rush, he is great. attorney by day and weirdo at night goes by names like chaz darling and stoff bunkedder width. that's awesome. i am voting for him. in 2010 one of the characters he played he messaged a foal low role player, quote, you shouldn't believe everything people tell you or you will end up naked and sore tied to the floor of a van marked free candy. we must be related. he defended his lifestyle saying, quote, definition of acting is expressing actions and thoughts that are not your own. just like i don't believe i am macbeth which i have played, but is one of the characters. >> that was back when i was in shape. les, i am looking at the current crop of politicians out there and i am thinking maybe it is time for a role player, a little freak. >> what's wrong with that? do your freak on. what else would a politician do? >> and by the way, you can't be a crook if are you a weirdo. you attract too much attention. >> excuse me, what? >> i heard you, but i don't believe you. >> if you are a crook and you try to fit in. you don't try to step out. so this guy could actually be a nice, welcome change. >> that would be a nice thing. an honest politician. >> it would never happen. bonnie, you like to wear costumes and engage in fantasies. >> i think there is nothing wrong with role playing -- no. >> that was an interesting voice. i thought you were maybe having a stroke. >> a little bells palsy. >> is there such a thing as a little bells palsy? >> it is not sexual with him. that's the part that is uncomfortable. if you are going to role play you should have a hooker and a ball gag in there. >> maybe there is wholesome role playing to be had here. why does it have to be perverted? >> because you are an adult. i have to play with my child and it is the hardest thing to do. >> that's because children are stupid. >> that's true. >> they are idiots. >> and their imaginations are whack. >> joanne, why not a live role player in the white house? we had bill clinton. >> we have barack obama. he is playing the role of a weak wall flower. i don't know. is that a role? i didn't see a casting for it. he is creating his own character which is commendable. >> and he is playing an american. >> that's what you are supposed to say. >> i think this is great. i think he looks great. i prefer the contacts he wears. i dated a few of those guys and i think they are respectful. >> i always look into their eyes. >> you make terrible choices with men though. >> this is true. >> i'm sorry. >> andy, you have had many interactions with chaz darling. >> i have had zero interactions. on the other happened blaze chancery, my charkt -- my character has had many interactions with chaz. he would describe chaz as an opponent strong in dexterity. i see no larceny in his heart. >> oh my. >> do you find that attractive? >> you do though. >> honestly i read the original article that outed this guy and it was pathetic. a lot of people do. who cares? the article seemed to be this guy can't be a conservative he participates in this stuff and he can't be religious because he is part of a game that uses symbolism and uses demons as characters. that's ridiculous. the guy who wrote this is a blogger. his name is peter scorch and he calls himself st. peter. does he really think she st. peter or is that something he calls himself for fun? who can tell? >> that is ironic. by the way, i think he would make an ideal candidate because he will not fall victim to his own law be dough. clearly he is into weird stuff. he will never fall prey to a sexy, russian spy because he is too busy doing this stuff. >> i just can't get those images out of my head. when i see him talking to the kids or with his hand on the bible it is just weird. >> i was going say i think we are forgetting this is one of the games that he plays. if you read the thing, i don't remember them all. he was like, i go bowling. i do larping. i play yatzee. the thing to remember is he plays yatzee. >> what is is wrong with that? >> do you play yatzee? >> yes, i play a lot. >> were you in prison? >> thank god no. >> you just like the cup. >> it is fun. >> it is good to know you can admit that in the past you played yatzee. >> good for you for admitting it. >> he goes to the yatzee meetings now. i did yatzee. he had to keep score with yatzze and i didn't like that. how are we talking about yatzee? are gerl scouts satan's louse? the cookies could be ruining us which makes us wonder about the pint-sized peddlers. >> are they evil? >> we are assuming they are. it is true. your town could be over run by evil and adorable pushers. that's according to an op ad. the piece entitled why are we letting girl scouts sell these fattening cookies is the latest attack from the freedom hating fac sigh t foodies. the cookies have trans fat and palm oil and are high carb. all of the things you have been trying to avoid. one doctor says, quote, selling high fat, sugar-laden cookies to an increasingly calorie addicted pop laws is no longer making the world -- population is no longer making the word a better place. we talked to a victim of their cookies. >> that is tragic. that cat is not going anywhere for a longtime. bonnie, you are canadian. >> we call them girl guides. >> what do you think about this? this is an american institution. are you ready to defile an american institution? >> i didn't know that their thing was to make the world a better place. i always thought their motto was, well the guys are doing it so the girls should do it too. i think they are evil, gross, disgusting, terrible, human beings. they are prove fitting -- profiting on people's inability to say no to sugary treats and i spit on them. >> i hope that is taken out of context. >> they don't know what i'm thinking. i just walk by and -- >> do you know they suggested -- the author suggested that these girls sell energy saving light bulbs in assisted? isn't that worse? >> have you not been to the grocery store lately? you go down the cookie aisle and what do you see? cookie after cookie. i am big into entrepreneurial ship. >> it is capitalism meeting plaid and knee socks. >> you say when you go down the cookie aisle you see a lot of cookies? >> surprisingly enough i know it is hard to believe. they are not all fat free, sugar free. >> that's a good point. joanne, you often dress as a girl scout at halloween and all of the men like your cookies. should you be allowed to sell them? >> i have to sell them. i can't give it to them for free. >> you sound like a woman. gill i love what they are doing. we have an obesity epidemic. people may be eating too many of them. if it is not girl scout cookie itself has to be something else. >> but we do have an obesity -- >> we do. the cookies have been around for awhile. they are not really taking advantage of the situation. they are giving the people what they want. now we just keep getting bigger and bigger. >> andy x i don't find the cookies that tasty. do you? >> the thin mints? are you out of your damn mind? >> i am not a beg fan of the -- maybe it is because we have come a long way in the other cookies, the real cookies. the girl scouts haven't kept up. >> agree to disagree or agree to agree that you are a jerk. >> all right then. >> rip, personal responsibility. it had a good run, but it 2014 and time to put it to pasture. we can't trust people to just have three or four cookies. we can't sell cookies to them. that's how they feel in canadia with your girl guides. >> when you walk down the cookie aisle in canada you can see light bulbs. >> i don't believe you. >> that means there are thin people in canada. >> or with like cuts around their mouths. this is the worst cookie i have ever had. bloody and disgusting. you are right. it is the personal responsibility. it is not the scout's fault. it won't fill you, but it will kill you. a new study found vegetarians are less healthy and have a lower quality of life than meat eaters. it is the subject of tonight's -- >> haha. >> researchers in austria report that vegetarians are more physically active and drink and smokeless. but their stupid diet carries risk of cancer, allergies and mental health disorders. strict herbavores are in a poor state of health and other groups. they have a greater need for health insurance. we asked typical vegetarians to comment. >> but then we eat them, so haha to you, stupid animals. les, what do you think of the findings? you are a meat eater. >> i am a meat eater. >> do you feel vindicated that the vegetarians are in less health than you? >> you are what you eat. there is an issue. if you eat too much meat you will have cholesterol and your heart will clog up and have a heart attack. who the heck knows some every day you hear new reports on what is good for and you what ant good for you. eat what you want and live as long as you can and we will talk about it later. >> the only thing is, bonnie, vegetarians often see this as an ideology. they tell thank you is how you live to be longer and all of that. >> to be longer? what a? >> that's other things you eat. >> to taste better. >> that too, asparagus. anyway that's what i tell the guys at the club. what was i asking you? >> i don't know, but i don't want to respond to the story. quite frankly, i don't have the energy. i didn't have my legumes today. >> have i a question. what -- i have a question. what is tofu? >> it is soy bean. do you have google? it is so simple. all of these years i have been waiting to meet a vegetarian so i could get to the bottom of the tofu thing. >> today is the day. i was waiting for that question. >> glad to be of service. >> you are a vegetarian and you eat a lot of pasta. that's not an animal. >> no. >> you can get really fat as a vegetarian. >> i would just eat bagels and pasta for every meal. >> technically a really, really fat person could be a vegetarian if all you eat is carbs. >> nailed it. >> you know what i think -- >> you are not defending -- >> i am going to defend right now because this study is silly and the reason it is pro meat eaters is because the scientists doing the study love meat. it is why you never hear a negative story about coffee. scientists love coffee. >> they could be vegetarians. >> that's crazy. that's conspirator y'all. you think it is unbiased, but it is not. >> they drink and smokeless than meat eaters. could it just be they are unhappy people? >> they are dropping dead because of the stress because they don't have a stress release. that's why i will continue to drink as much as i do for as long as i can. >> i like that. the fact that you have accepted your problem drinking. >> moderation. >> you are a problem drinker. >> andy, you are a picture of health. what is your secret? >> i think there may be a seed or fruit thing going on here. that's the equivalent of the chicken or the egg. >> the study says veg terry yens are more leakily to have mental health disorders. but i think they are more likely to be vegetarian. >> what? i didn't even get it. >> you are gonna get it later. >> looked into the details of the study and there are two health issues where the vegetarians are healthier than carnivores. they are less likely to have a stroke. that's because listening to vegetarians can cause stroke in people who are not vegetarians. >> is there meat in this? >> there could be. >> your point is in every study it is correlation. vegans have more mental illness and that's because people who have mental illness go toward extremes. they become extreme vegetarians or they get into weird diets in general. not to insult you. you are a wonderful person. >> i eat a wide variety of oatmeal. >> but oatmeal is not -- that's fattening food. >> according to the study the vegetarians were not healthy, but the pure carnivores who didn't eat vegetables were not healthy. as always the people in the middle -- >> you have to find a balance. >> i just want to die happy. >> how many people find the right balance. >> die now. >> it doesn't get any better. this is the best it is going to be. >> it is not that easy. >> i have so much to look forward to. >> enough trying to destroy her dreams. >> coming up, joanne celebrates her 40th birthday. she is a big girl now. tom cruise loves the seamen -- who are helping on the upcoming femme. we will discuss that next. bulldog: [whimpering] bulldog: has your old bed got you in a twist? 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they don't have to tell you that they are breathing in diesel fumes? you are not sitting there -- that doesn't smell like fresh air. you should know you will not feel good. >> what if they told them it was some sort of snack? they could be lying to them. >> that would be strange. >> that would be very strange. >> you were saying this is exactly how science should be done. i am shocked you would feel that way. >> you know what i say? >> no, i don't. >> the good of the many outweighs the something of the few. there is a saying like that. >> yeah from a book of sayings that were poorly remembered. >> i like to think of them as the blood diamonds. sure a few poor men are killed, but the rich people can -- >> you have a heart of gold. >> i never saw that movie "blood diamond." >> none of the test subjects died. >> yes. i mean we are all going to die, and can you really then tell from what? there was one woman who went to the hospital during one of the studies and that's harmful. >> that is harmful. it is hard to make jokes about this because it is the government doing stuff to you. >> the government is preaching all the time about how bad these pollutions and particles we put into the air are. so to them sign up for a study and even if they don't layout expactly what could happen to you, you know it is not going to be good. then i wonder how desperate are you for money? one study they were paying $12 an hour? >> this is business for a lot of people. andy, how many have you volunteered for? >> 72. this year? >> yes. they put you up in a hotel. you get a stipen. >> it is one of those hotels with your own kitchen. >> and you get to know the people that work there. >> i love it. >> you are really sad when the study is over. >> i am which is why i try to go -- the best is when you can get one from monday to thursday and one from friday to sunday. your whole week is set. >> i will go back to what bonnie said, and here is what you don't understand, mr. talk show host. it takes a village to poison a child, greg. if some people have to be unknowingly exposed to toxic levels of pollutions so the rest of us can be safe, that's the government doing its job. if people have to lose their health care so others can have theirs paid for by other people, that's the government doing its job. if the nsa needs to keep an eye on anybody, if 70 innocent people need to be killed in a drone strike to get one bad guy, it is the government's job. it is the government's job to decide who should be sacrificed. i am sick of you and the liberal cronies who don't understand this and go on your talk shows and bash the government which is just trying to help us. shame on you. shame on all of you. >> i think you changed my mind. that was easy. this is disgusting. >> i don't understand where they are doing it. they are having people walk behind governor christie? >> terrible. we have to take a break. tonight's c block is sponsored by dinosaurs. dinosaurs, the mighty beat that roamed the earth over 66 million years ago. thanks, dinosaurs. our pleasure, greg. you know, a lot of people think we died from a meteor, but the truth is we just couldn't go on living in a world without you. >> thanks, dinosaurs. i loved you in "jurassic park." those were animatrons, greg. quit lying. you don't have to be humble. go to hell, gutfeld! >> first, was gwen and chris' open marriage a bad idea? for the other couples around them i would think yes it was. was there another beau for the paltrow? sounds like a device that makes you vomit. speaking of, according to people the magazine, not collective human beings in general before their split chris martin and go go wean net paltrow -- gwenyth paltrow had at times an open relationship. a source tells a magazine, quote, they were physically separated and emotionally. and personality differences were partly to blame. a friend noted that chris is, quote, the kind of person who is always in a t-shirt while gwenyth is much more glam. well that is enough to end a marriage a in my book. if you can't figure out what you are going to wear when you go out, it is over, bonnie. you are sick of your husband. but you are not in an open relationship which we found out. you are committed. am i right? >> they are different. first of all my husband and i were only separated emotionally. we do this thing that is different than the conscious uncoupling that they did. we do the unconscious coupling you know, i have to think of -- i am on a beach. it is almost over. i got to go in another place. >> it's a good place. >> and then 30 seconds later it is. >> it he is not here to defend himself. >> is open marriage code for i want to sleep with your friends? >> i am in a happy marriage. there is no question about it. >> pretend you are somebody else answering that question. >> yes, it is. open marriages -- if that's what you like, go for it. what can i say? people around me. nobody is listening to me, right? open marriage is fine. >> this will not air, ever. >> then i'm good with it. >> do you think chris martin figured it out after the first year of marriage that she was nuts and insisted on the open marriage. >> she was like have these sprouts. he was like i can't do anything with that. the only open marriage i am into is if you leave the door open for a number one only though, number two shut the door. that is how you keep a happy marriage. >> we are talking -- are you talking about bodily functions that a are not sexual in nature. >> is that what everyone thought? >> i didn't know. i have been doing it backwards. >> whether you releasing fluids. >> things. >> are you digging yourself deeper. >> an open marriage. >> it is open for number one. >> you are talking about the bathroom door? oh. i was euphemisming it. >> you thought she was referring to or -- orifices and she was talking about doors. >> it is in oprah's book club. andy, people can choose sides. maybe she is the jerk. maybe she the jerk. but isn't america the real loser to lose a marva less -- marvelous couple who meant a lot to the world. >> that's just it. america is not the loser. the world s. gwenyth and her wife couldn't make this work when a lot of people thought they were perfect for each other. it gave us all hope. it is not a coincidence that as the rumors were starting about this that the whole thing in the ukraine happened and now putin and his wife consciously uncoupled. it all goes back to this marriage failing. >> i actually would blame it on his music too, cold play. >> i am not going to bash cold play. >> i will. open marriages are never among people who should have them. they are creepy people. if you know somebody with an open marriage they are creepy. >> crun of the things though that -- he is on the road a lot. my husband is a successful comedian. >> he is a hobo. he is on the road a lot. >> what does that mean? >> did you leave rich? >> i am dating todd berry now. he is away a lot. it is hard because sometimes he comes back, and then you have to really work at the marriage. >> that is nice to know. i am glad he doesn't watch. can we do the next story? this is a fun one. are phones to blame for the bedroom shame? the environmental health trust says exposure to radiation is linked to erectile dysfunction. men who suffer from i'mence it carry their cell phones for longer periods of time than sexually healthy men. the device contributes to other health risks. i don't know why i said that. like cancer and infertility and being andy levy. who do i go to first? >> every month there is something linking cell phones to something. and then a year later you find out the link is not there. do you feel this is actually legitimate or another one of the stories that justifies academic grants? >> i don't get it. it is a good excuse. they blame everything on on everything. this is another reason why men don't get erections. i am wondering about the four hours. i don't worry about that now. >> showing up with a four-hour. bonnie? >> a four-hour bonnie. >> if it was a scientist with a pencil being like, nope. >> what you do is you fill out a survey. this is how they make these studies. you fill out a survey and find out how much you use your cell phone and how much peanut butter you eat and if you are a vegetarian. then they match that to the alements and they have studies for the rest of their lives. >> so it is people. >> answering things. >> there are more people who have ed -- am i saying that correctly? >> you pronounce the two letters. >> i pronounce it like -- [laughing]. i am not that nice. >> age has no bearing on it? >> it can happen to anybody, all the time. right, joanne? it always happens with the men you are with. >> single is a choice and i am choosing not to deal with that. >> what do you make of this? >> you can get cancer from everything, not just cell phones. i stair into the microwave. i stand way too close because i am anticipating the hot pocket. >> i knew there was. >> you have to make the choice. >> do you want your cell phone or do you want to -- >> a hot pocket? >> t hear about your life the sadder i get. it is like, what happened? >> i get sad too. >> you need the knitted man. >> she needs the giant man pillow. >> who says i don't have one? andy, what do you think? >> i always keep a hot pocket in my pocket so i have third-degree burns all over that area. >> pick cor battle. >> -- pick your battle. >> exactly. this study that is not true. if it was it would be great for men. you say it is not my fault. i had my phone in my pocket. this was reported in the environmental health news trust letter and it is run and she was ripped to shreds. she has a bugaboo saying about cell phones and none of this should be taken seriously. >> a lot of these studies are funded by cell phone companies. >> not this one. they did other studies where they found these results. suddenly they reverse the claim and there is no damage whatsoever from the phone. these companies are like, oh, i'm paying for this. >> they never found the link to be true about the brain tumors. >> i'm done with this story. are you around? there you go. time to take a break. i thought we lost our teleprompter guy. more stuff is on the way. this is an important question. have you picked up my new book "not cool"? it is now number five on the best seller's list. you know what was number one? ariana huffing ton, boo. tour is going strong. i will be in 20 cities in six days and covering seven states. here are some of the dates. stop by and meet me. i am very friendly. some say i am overly friendly and creepy to a degree. check out g gutfeld.com for the entire tour schedule. i will take a picture with you maybe at your house. uninvited. >> should moms get bombed? that's the subject of tonight's -- >> "red eye" debate live from the" red eye" debate center. >> welcome to tonight's "red eye" debate center live from the" red eye" debate center in chattanooga, tennessee. i am greg gutfeld, host of the "red eye" debate. on today.com, author and mother stephanie wilder taylor, not to be confused with stephanie calmer taylor, wrote a blog she called "moms who drink, how much is how much? " some moms crack open a bottle of wine and others like herself stay sober. what a judgmental -- what was the conclusion? i don't know. i am a wine drinking mom. let's make our own conclusions. bonnie, you are probably a drunk. >> i am a drunk. >> exprut only mom here -- and you are the only mom here. andy a mom to his cats. >> put the camera back on bonnie. >> stephanie wilder taylor is a good friend of mine. well she was when she was still drinking. now, you know what i mean? >> you had to let her go. >> woo! and she is like, you shouldn't do that, you know. i like to drink. i shouldn't tell this story. >> keep going. >> i bring my daughter to gigs sometimes. she is in a bar a lot so i explained to her not to be around drunk people because they can fall on her. >> you are a great mom. >> she is always aware. she says is that person drunk? >> you know when you were a kid drunk people were -- to you they weren't drunk. they were just acting funny. it was humorous. >> why do they smell weird? >> they smell weird and they look at you and they are like this and daddy goes no, no, no. mommy's sick. >> mommy's sick. >> do you think parents should drink or should they stop and pick up a new hobby like smoking meth? >> smoking meth is good. drinking when your kids are home could be an issue. it is like noon when you are making lunch and drunk and it could be an issue for the kids. >> the best lunch is a drunken lunch when you get a sandwich from your mom and the mayonnais cap is in the sink. >> what did your mom pack you for lunch? >> i don't know. >> there is a salt and pepper shaker and a wrench. there is something smeared with butter. >> the kid with the bad lunch, it explains a lot. the kid with the bad lunch has a drunk parent. >> you knew kids had problems at home because of the lunch and the clothing was never clean. you go, oh -- when you are a kid you don't know it. when you are older and you become the parent. you try to put pants over their arms. go to work. and then you say i am that bad parent, glug, glug, glug. joanne, i should go to you for a question. >> i have so much to look forward to. if i ever want to be a mom i don't have to change my ways. this is called like the real housewife syndrome. all of the women want to get together and go gossiping. we may as well have some wine because that's what the real housewives do. let's hang out. >> that was a great summary. >> what if there is a problem? i worry if a kid hurts himself and someone has to drive to the emergency room. does one woman have to be the dd for the kids? >> kids don't get hurt that often. >> they can usually find their way to the emergency room. that's from my experience. >> my daughter drives already. she is six. >> you make her drive don't you? and when the cops pull you over she says mommy had a migraine. >> i played a game where i called drunk mom. i pretended to be drunk. she loved it so we played it all the time. and then i realized she is is going to school and say my mom played drunk mom. i sat her down and said you can never tell anyone about drunk mom and then i said that is probably worse. now i am forcing her to keep a secret. it will slip out and then she says i wasn't supposed to say anything. >> i am afraid to go home. >> i probably won't have her much longer. >> are you playing the game with real alcohol? >> she thinks it is funny. i don't know. it is so wrong. i can't -- what time is it? >> andy, you often drink around children. is it all right when moms do it? moms deserve to drink because they did the hardest job ever. that's pump out these terrible creatures and drunk moms, hot. jay that's -- >> that's true. >> like the facebook pictures showing the kids in the background. >> the kids are looking down at the floor. >> the best is when the kids are embarrassed. >> andy? >> nothing wrong with parents having a drink or two to take the edge off. it seems to me they shouldn't get stinking drunk in front of their kids, but what do i know? >> we hit a point in society where this topic shouldn't be brought up. we have kids who can't drink. >> i didn't read the article. >> i admit it. i was drunk. >> that's not what she said. >> she is a great person and a great writer. >> you do know her. >> that's great. you know somebody that is not famous. >> do you have a comment on the show? e mail us. do you have video of your animal doing something interesting? go to fox news.com/red eye. submit your video. we may use it. coming up, top gun. bulldog: through sunday, get $300 off serta perfect sleeper, and sealy posturepedic. plus, free delivery! save more green during mattress discounters red tag sale, through sunday. ♪ mattress discounters daabs, the show. speaking of lou he will be on the next "red eye." they say they want to be on together at all teams. >> e block. the last story. >> that's the last story. >> before i get to the story. the season finale. what is going to happen? >> nobody will watch. tuesday night true tv, 10:00. you have to watch it. >> you have to teds me with something. what will happen, nudity and violence? >> no nudity, but violence. there is a new character coming on the show. i can't tell you who it is. but ashley and this new character duke it out. >> i love this show. it is scary to watch. >> the sequel is a go with a new feaux. they will face-off to the long awaited sequel. ie, the greatest volleyball movie ever made. >> the concept is basically are the pilots obsolete because of drones? and they will show that they are not obsolete. the pilots are here to stay. >> that was really boring. i have never seen the first film. i have never seen "top gun." >> does it deserve a sequel? >> no. >> it was a good movie and it was great and tom cruise did a great job and the characters were great. right now drones take over. >> you know what it is about? tom crui delivers a package for amazon. >> i would like that. that would be interesting. >> tom cruise likes big packages. >> i am just saying still relevant. >> the great thing about tom cruise is that he is gaining a lot of followers as a director. >> he also loves men -- tioning. >> this never gets old. >> i am trying to play the game. >> i got it wrong? >> no, he is not gay. she straight as can be. joanne, going to be 72 in may. can he pull this off? >> his doctor is awesome. this is just like his life. drones are replacing the plane just like young wonderful male masculine actors are replacing him. it is going to happen. just let it happen. >> apparently you never saw the jack reacher movie. he was in great shape. >> he was in terrific shape. >> especially in the scene where he showed off his chest for 30 minutes. >> you can tell he was succeeding it in. >> it was the creepiest thing ever. he was lake a guy in the locker room of a gym and walking around and hoping people were looking at him. >> you say creepy, whatever. >> you have maybe 30 seconds. >> as long as they crank it up, i don't really care. the important thing is a a bloated val kilmer should be back. he was the star of "top gun." i don't want to hear it was tom cruise. it was ice man, val kilmer. >> what about goose? >> he is dead. andy levey, joanne, and the great les golds. if you gary don't watch it you are a racist homo fob. we'll have a special report tonight >> also ahead miller on why sports fans continue to commit assaults his take