0 >> winter olympians are sseaking out on climate change. more than a hundred athletes, 100, tom, lead by americans have signed a petition asking countries to reduce carbon dye jokes side -- carbon dioxide emissions. temps have reached the 60s and the lack of snow had snowboarders and skiers. quote, the once consistent winters i saw as a young kid are no more. especially near my home in vermont. well that's science. anyway, let's take a look at some of the exciting highlights from this friday. they spent their who going literally in a circle. shaun white, the guy is cool, but his whole life experience is this. that's all. >> that's everything he knows going in a u-shape. >> i want a screen saver of you doing that. or maybe you can come over my house as i am about to go to bed. at the edge of the bed do the strange gargoyle. sochi is one of the southern most places in russia. there are palm trees there. it is kind of warmer. shouldn't they be complaining where it is held and not the weather? >> what you are looking 4thof july, greg, -- what you are looking for is it is subtropical. it is the warmest location of the winter olympics. the average temperature never drops below freezing. it is subtropical. what do people expect? if we are going to look at this in terms of global warming, let's look at the low lar -- polar vor tees. new york had the old oldest temperature. i am not convinced that a few olympians in a subtropical area worried about global warming is going to persuade anybody. >> i am impressed that you came highly prepared, mikey. >> i have done my research. don't ask me to spell research. >> i won't. joanne, tinder is a hookup application. i believe that's what it is short for. it is huge in the olympics because you have these young and attractive people all-around each other with nothing else to do but this weird sport and have sex. are you surprised by this? >> i am not surprised. i don't think anyone is really surprised. you have fit, good looking athletes wanting to get together in their downtime. like you said, there is nothing else for them to do. i had friends who worked for the olympics and i won't disclose who because i don't want them to lose their job. they said it is a big party for these olympians when they are there. >> it wasn't mitt romney, was it? >> no. some of these olympians don't even care about medaling. like me at miss usa. i am just so happy i got here, and they just want to have a good time. >> i want to commend you. it only took you 45 seconds to announce you were miss usa. >> i am just nervous that people are going to forget. >> it is a nice humble brag. >> if i am not beautiful, i am humble. >> a humble brag. i like that. >> i just made that up. >> it is a term i just made up. >> andy, do you think some athletes are doing better than others? are people trying to hookup with the curlers? >> the big tradition in curling is after the match what you do is drink. it is tradition. so they are already drunk. >> i had no idea. >> also have you seen the russian women's curling team? >> he has been going on about these russian curlers. >> unbelievable. >> the british team also had hot women and the norwegian men's team with the pants. >> you compared british women to russian women. >> i don't think i did. >> do you have something against russian women? >> no, i love them all. >> the tinder thing is not a surprise, but i hope the gay athletes are not using grinder because it is probably being monitored by the fsb. they have to be careful. as far as the climate change thing goes i care as much about what athletes think about climate change as actors care about climate change. shut up and luge. >> there are a lot of things wrong with the olympics. they are too frequent. they went once every four years and divided it up. there are too many sports and it is basically the x games now. >> too much television. >> too much tv. the coverage is everywhere. having them every four years was fine when it was ancient rome. let's go to the olympics. now it is all over our tv's. i think we are all sick of it. >> sorry, but i personally think that the more people on tv wearing spandex with great bodies looking fantastic, the better. >> i don't want them in spandex. i don't want them wearing anything. that's the way it started. at the olympics they were all naked. >> they will get away with it in sochi. it is so warm. >> that's true. >> an athlete trains for a decade and that is on par with a bieber dui. it is the same kind of news. you have to compete with it and that's why no one cares. >> for me the problem is once you became where it wasn't all amateurs it killed the whole thing. everybody is talking about the miracle on ice. >> the beauty of that was it was american amateurs. it was the scrappy kids. if the americans beat the russian team now, it is cool, but it is not the same thing. >> can we get back to talking about what michael phelps had for breakfast and that's fun. 13 eggs? that's impressive. >> i'm board. do guys have eyes for "si"? they unveiled the 50th cover for the swimsuit issue and it is as sexy as it is irrelevant. the models or as i like to call them, saturday, pose topless with their backs and butts pointing at the camera. it is disgusting. the new issue is thought to be the only place anywhere men can see pictures of sexy women. it is true. mattel is joining in on the dpun. on the fun. they have a bathing suit-clad barbie as part of a campaign called unapologetic. feminists have said that the doll gives girls an unrealistic body image. and barbie represents that women have choices. we have some bloopers from the swimsuit edition photo shoot. >> well, i guess that's fun somewhere in america. people are laughing at that. as somebody who has done swimsuit competitions can you rate this models and please be harsh? >> they look amazing on that cover. they are so excited for it. it is like, i don't know, wining a grammy for a swimmer to be on the cover. >> they were surprised by the photographer. oh, who is that over our shoulder? >> that was great acting too. they have a lot of talent. they are beautiful, but they were still air brushed i'm sure. they need it to be perfect to sell magazines. i applaud them and i applaud the magazine, 50 years. anyone can go on-line. so the fact they are still publishing issues is great. >> the 50th anniversary they should have had 50-year-old models. you know what, they would never do that. >> i don't believe you really think that. >> i thought you were going to say they should have had 50 models. >> those 50-year-old models look great. >> they are amazing. >> taking care of themselves. >> that's a lie. >> why? >> come on. if you research the story it talks about the way the three models have to shear the front page -- share the front page. one of the remarks was we actually really love each other. so they are saying how much they enjoy it. so i was thinking it is like the "red eye" guest panel where you really want to come on by yourself and have that full 45 minutes just with you guys. >> none of us feel that way. >> i'm content and fine with that. >> i commend you to be the first guest to use the word troyka. >> that's what it is. >> i don't know what that is. >> what do you make of the barbie campaign? >> for sports illustrated to put him in a bathing suit is awful and it is unapologetic. >> i don't really get this one. i guess if you are getting hit forgiving girls a bad body image and your slogan is unapologetic, then a swimsuit esh you is a perfect place to be. >> the animosity makes no sense. it has no uh nect -- affect on your actual life. barbie doesn't beat you up and call your name. it is an object. >> tom you had mental problems and you killed all of those drifters in the 90s. >> and you kept calling them barbies. >> i agree with you. it is they qifl lept of playing with green -- equivalent of playing with green army men. i am not this big. tom, continue. >> hang on. i didn't mean to interrupt you. you now import young lads from thailand and force them to paint their bodies green and worship you. i think playing with these army men did affect you. >> if i imported anyone it would not be ties. i don't know what that means. >> they always complain that barbie gives girls bad body image. you know who gives them bad body image? the girls themselves. there are sticks coming out of them. 24r* is a torso -- there is a torso, draw it. >> i thought you were going to say you know what gives them a bad body image? me. >> what is worse is when they bring them to life. >> barbie looks fine. she looks like a woman. look at barbie. to me that looks like a m would. >> hang on. can i bring in the lovely lady? do you really think barbie and her three-inch waist looks like a woman? >> it is shrinkingen down. >> it is a scale, not to scale. >> is there a barbie doll here? >> i think i am the closest thing you have. >> i used to play with barbie dolls as a little child. i know that kind of thing. i am over it now, and that thing is not reminiscent of what a real woman looks like. >> did you when you first went out on a date say oh my god, you are not like the tiny doll i played with. >> i was so happy to be on a date it didn't figure. >> i only date short women because of that. i wanted it as close as i can get. >> all right. i don't play with barbie dolls since ient accidentally fell on -- since i accidentally fell on one and fell on one. they didn't believe a single word. but i did fall. it was one of those one in a million falls. >> greg, what is it tonight? 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