0 >> you don't like it, don't watch. dan i go to you first. i actually find this idea to be very compelling. >> do you now? >> i do. i think in some households it is a war. what is coming into your house is free and cannot beacon trolled. you simply can't turn it off. therefore if you are in there and there are all of these wonderful images coming in, it is a pearl harbor for your sip sip -- synapsis. >> i disagree. it is more dangerous to live with somebody who is backed up. they have a, how do you say, a full cargo. you know how tense your roommate has to be when you keep busting him for rying to watch porn? >> that has to be a problem. >> paperer towels! steve is way too tense. at the university. >> that's true. >> they only used the male students. >> i spent a lot of time peeping in the female dorm and it was not like that. >> and i don't know how expensive it is to reenact a war for women versus shower heads, but i'm pretty sure -- and it looked like world war ii and there weren't women on the front lines in world war ii. >> your accuracy is understated. >> all three have destroyed your argument. >> i am okay with it. it happens. >> for your first day on-the-job i would feel pretty bad. >> no, i feel great. >> that's because she is injured on the battlefield. >> andy is it wrong to compare a real war to a -- to masterbation. they are talking about a war for people's eternal souls which if you are a believer is a bigger deal than physical war. i get it. but let's not pretend this is about porn. plain and simple the mormons consider masterb a ation is a sin. they are worried about master because, period. but over the years the thought is they softened their position on it. i didn't even intend that. >> it wasn't even funny, dan. >> but it was. >> that makes me so sad. finish your thought and then i will destroy it. >> that was my thought. >> will it ever get any better? this porn saturated society? no, it will only get worse because there will be better technology. there will be holograms and you will be in your house -- >> so it will get better. >> but for somebody who has a teenager, it has to be a war to them. >> i think it used to take a lot more to see naked images. that was what made it so available. it was like a spirit quest for a young boy. >> you had to see it down by a creek. >> and the act took place in uncomfortable places like garages or attics when your parents were gone and not like a lap of luxury that leads to addiction. >> like a porn den. used to be porn elves. people who would leave pornography b you. >> those people were called perverts and oftentimes arrested. >> or uncles who played santa. >> especially those who would wait to see who took it. >> i used to tie a string to it. >> did an ad by coke make you choke? probably not. some took offense to the super bowl commercial featuring "america the beautiful" sung in different languages. it is so disgusting i am plugging my ears and closing my eye holes. >> ♪ oh beautiful ♪ for spacious skies ♪ >> disgusting. among the less than thrilled was former congressman allen west who wrote, quote, if we cannot be proud enough to sing "america the beautiful" in english in a commercial during the super bowl by a company as american as they come, dog gone we are on the road to perdition. people still talk like this. >> dog gone. diswhrie is a disturbing commercial for me, and almost as disturbing as this. >> that's horrifying. we shouldn't be laughing because now people will be putting doll heads on their pets to be on "red eye." >> the fact it was rewind and do a ceremony and burn it. >> i thought it was awesome. >> you liked it? gite whole thing about the multi lingual -- i was drunk. every ad sounded multi lingual to me last night. >> are you angry over this? >> i stand with representative rest and i am conservative as hell. >> yes, you are. >> i agree. i think every ad should be sung by lee greenwood. every word, every ad. i am not going to rest until -- >> i admire your dedication. >> i am conservative as hell. i want everyone to die. >> you look absolutely distbussed. disgusted. >> my militia and i are watching the super bowl. with lovely cans of dinty moore stew strung about and i took it the other way. i respect colonel west, but we looked at it as true victory. now we are all over the map. we are all america because we dominated. >> that's how i looked at it it. i thought it was a wonderful compliment to america. >> oh please. we are america because we all love high fructose corn syrup. >> no, all of these people born into different cultures singing "america the beautiful"? who the hell do he think they are loving the idea of america and wanting to come here to make a better life for themselves? this is absolutely disgusting. >> i think there is a dose of irony in what you are saying. is this political correctness run a muck or political correctness run a meck. >> a multiple of feelings. the commercial alienated two groups of people. atheists because they sang god and diabetics because this is not diet coke. this was coke. >> coke also makes coke zero. before you go offending the most american thing ever do your research. thank you, soldiers. i support you. me and my ma lish saw members. >> i am just happy to see west taking a stance. >> allen west is a very funny, smart guy. but these are traps for people. you can't get angry about this stuff or you look like -- >> they are not even trapped though. it is not like coke was trolling. you think they would make a nice commercial how america is inclusive and everybody loves coke. they are devising their own traps and then walking into them. >> there was nothing wrong with the commercial. you say i have to find -- can you imagine you were sitting home and watching that. how could you get angry? >> the thing is conservatives -- >> i get angry for different reasons. >> the thing is conservatives need to know better. if someone on the left says something stupid you don't hear liberals think this. if one or two conservatives say something, the story is conservatives do this. conservatives have to be extra careful and extra smart. >> we have to mock our own i would say. boy, i ended that segment on a downer. maybe i will use awkward silence right now to make everybody forget about it. should namath be ashamath? broadway joe, as i like to call him, showed up for the super bowl coin toss wearing a modest coat. peta didn't care for his outerwear. the animal rights group tweeted an image of a pile of skinned animals with the message "fyi, real joe namath, here is the rest of your fur coat" and i took it out because it was gross. i would rather focus on this baby polar bear seeing snow for the first time. >> is that the noise he is making? >> no, that was me, sorry. i have diver particular could you lie ties and there was air seepage out of the body. as long as it is air it is okay. perhaps he was expecting colder weather. can we blame him? >> no. >> you need to be prepared. the weather has been crazy in new york, new jersey. but i thought it was great what he wore though because i'm sure he thought everybody will want to ask for my autograph and take pictures with me. let me look like a golden girl and then no one will ask. >> it was a tribute to the old coat he wore. >> when the jets won their only super bowl. they act like they won more, but they haven't. you are as relevant in the super bowl as the tampa bay buccaneers. i like someone wearing a fur coat at the coin toss at all times because i really like it to feel like a blood sport. we can really -- if we could have asian men in eye patches slapping dollars around the players as it impose down -- if namath did this or this as the coin toss i would prefer that. >> look at that coat. >> how do you feel about this? did he take too much attention away from the coin toss? >> i like that you said the coat was a tribute to another coat. it is a tribute. >> you know, i understand that peta has had something to say about this. that's what they are going to do. they are peta. fair enough. i think namath is untouchable. he is one of of those guys you can't go after. he is a millionaire and drunk on television and wears pan tee hose for money. i have been there. all three. check all of the boxes. i am untouchable too. >> i am not touching you. >> are you not touching him? >> it is a free country. >> for now anyway. namath tossed the town too early and would denver had won if he had not screwed up? >> i don't really follow that. seattle won the coin loss and elected to defer. if denver had won the coin toss, they would have taken the ball first and the legion of boom would have kicked their ass either way. it made no difference. who cares about the coat. let's be happy joe dent molest anybody and move on. >> i want to kiss you right now. >> let's try not to offend everybody else. >> during the super bowl the website saw a huge drop in traffic in seattle and denver if you see that and then after the super bowl it impose back up toward the -- it goes back up toward the end of the game. we are a nation of chronic jerkoffs. we are. >> this should be byu solution. you have a super bowl every day and nobody is watching porn. >> that's why you had kids. go to sports after school was so they didn't dwo back and do -- didn't go back and do things. >> yes. >> wow. epiphany. >> i am trying to follow it. >> that graph says delayed gratification, and this is how you solve delayed gratification is by getting involved in something so you can put it off until you get married and find a nice -- >> or for three hours. >> a bunch of people say okay, game is over. >> the best thing is in denver it spiked back up after the game was over, but in seattle it wasn't for a couple hours because they were celebrating. >> joanne, any thoughts on the graph? >> it was pretty. i liked the colors. >> we made a good call here. she is bringing her a-game. this next story begins with the question do nice guys actually finish first? if the race was for "biggest loser" count it, america.