0 calls him a jackass. so he can't even do that right. >> i didn't hear anything. i didn't hear wiener say anything about kids. it is like, oh yeah, oh yeah, say something while i am walking away. >> it was earlier in the tape. there is a longer version of the tape. >> i didn't watch it either, diane. i just watched the funny stuff. >> that version was so long, how long was it? >> that changes the way i look at it. >> you know why i watch it? you know why i watch it? you know why i watch it? i had nothing else to do. >> we will have to do that over again, you guys. no. from one conflict to another, is it time to get serious about syria? not really. on tuesday during a senate hearing on the use of force in syria, john mccain was caught playing poker on his phone. he later tweeted, scandal, caught playing iphone game at three plus hour senate hearing. worst of all, i lost. mccain had said he wouldn't support the draft resolution authorizing a streak, but changed his mind. perhaps after hearing this nancy pelosi story. >> i will tell you this story and then i really do have to go. my 5-year-old grandson as i was leaving san francisco yesterday said to me, mimi, my name,. mimi, war with syria, are you yes war with syria? no war with syria? i said what do you think. he said i think no war. i said well i generally agree with that, but you know they killed hundreds of children there. they killed hundreds of children. he said, five years old, were these children in the united states? and i said, well, no, but they are children wherever they are. >> that conversation really happened. here is john kerry reacting to a protestor against the syrian intervention. >> cruise missiles, launching cruise missiles means another war. the american people do not want this. >> can i just say you know the first time i testified before this committee when i was 27 years old i had feelings very similar to that protestor. i would say that's exactly why it is so important that we are here and having this debate. >> compelling. you know what else is compelling? this. >> if only we could be as loving as that cat. mike, the pelosi story, why do politicians do that? do you honestly believe there is a 5-year-old with that sophisticated interpretation of what is going on 7,000, 9,000 miles away wherever syria is? >> that's the way adults -- adults generally have a 5-year-old's understanding. he presented exactly as he saw fit. the kid is right. there are kids and who cares? he is an american. he cares about americansment he does president go into the whole thing. he doesn't go into the whole thing. will they take our jobs? we need to keep american kids working. who is making the i-pods? asian kids? the thick -- the thing i want to talk about, the john mccain thing is like, oh, three hours i could not not play a game. working three hours, you know, an extra long work day for an american, a 9:00 to 2:00. oh that's normally -- oh i don't know math. >> i will give him this. this is a guy who has to be an expert in passing time. he was in a prison camp for five and a a half years. >> with no iphone. >> you know he came up with a million things. i think he has earned the right to play games although aren't they all really playing games, diane? >> if i had to sit there for three hours and listen to all of them go on and on and on. >> that's what we elected them for -- >> i know, i noy. i am getting there. >> i want to yell more! >> still drunk on champagne from her wedding, guys. give her time. >> all i want to do is play candy crush. but not only is he a senator and that's his job, but he is on the foreign relations committee and on the armed services committee and so on. this is the epitomy of his job and that's what he is there to do. >> he knew how he was going to vote. >> doesn't matter. you are in congress and the point of having these meetings is to hear each other out. >> no, it is not. the point is to get on television. >> you know what he was thinking? thank god it was just poker. that's why i will never, ever, ever condemn anybody for anything because at certain points in our futures this is going to happen -- maybe not to you, but to all of us. we will be sitting there on a plane or on a boat -- i don't know. we are on a boat. >> i go on boats. >> and somebody will take a picture of you and it will be that thing where the girl puts up an ad for a dress she is selling on ebay and doesn't know she is in the mirror and then naked in the mirror. that's going to happen to all of us. >> aren't they playing poker with people's lives? >> that's a good point. >> can i address the diplomacy thing? she left out the part where she explained to her fake 5-year-old. >> the story may not be real. >> she said, well, ordinarily i am known for war too, but we have a democratic president right now. she left pa part. >> interesting. i think i follow. bill, can a 5-year-old know anything about syria? aren't they too focused on what is going on in afghanistan? >> you know what, this does remind me of a story and i will say this and then i have to go. i was talking to my i will legitimate 5-year-old and she was like father, why have i not eaten in the past week? i said to her it is because greg doesn't pay me. >> that is true. >> i think that speaks to all of our problems. >> that's a true story. we have to move on. the first person to do that jimmy carter and amy carter talking about nuclear proliferation. he said he was talking to his daughter who was like 4. >> i think this is their best understanding of what is going on. they make up the conversations to put it in 5-year-old terms. >> can i ask one serious -- >> no. >> okay. >> go ahead. >> he compares assad to hitler. how do you compare assad to hitler and then say we will only engage in limited airstrike? >> this is a problem. >> i don't get that. would you say in the 1930s we will take limited action against hitler in the hopes it does something? that's not a foreign policy. >> from syria to surveys, which deceased celebrity would you make undead? a new 60 minutes -- a new "60 minutes" vanity fair poll on mortality. princess diana is a famous person americans would like to bring back. perhaps to make prince charles feel guilty about marying the other lady. steve -- steve jobs and whitney houston came in third and fourth respectively. you know who i would like to bring back? it would be awesome. here is something that is very much alive. >> i haven't said this in awhile, but once gay marriage, this is what happens. you have these -- i don't even know what those animals are together in public flaunting what seems to me is an unnatural relationship. i will go around the table. diane, who would you like to see come back zombie like? don't say andy dick because he is still alive. >> i would have voted for steve jobs. >> why? >> he contributed more to the world and to the future than anybody else on the list. >> there is a certain hierarchy to the dead. >> he was also kind of a jerk. >> like he would talk to you. he would probably snub you. bring back somebody nice. bill, blah, blah, blah, you will be dead by friday, blah, blah, blah, nobody likes you, dumpster. >> one thing i can add to this before my demise is that this is for the october issue. maybe what you have are a bunch of editors tossing around ideas like october issue, october issue. halloween, halloween. zombies, halloween, death. excuse to put diana back on the cover. >> and do the zombie photoshop thing where you get with a different kind of thing. >> barbara is wondering what she would look like. not well. >> they aged her. >> by the way, quite attractive. mike, who would you pliek to see come back? -- would like to see come back? >> steve jobs. he was close to bringing everybody back. he was coming up with a new technology, i-tombs. >> that was another reason. >> he basically had senior talking points before. >> thanks for letting me hit it. >> i just want to say i originally thought the same thing. it was like, out of all of these people steve jobs created the most. there is an internet meeting. five years ago we had jobs, hope and cash. if you bring back steve jobs you bring home the mean. which fictional character do you wish hadn't died? the winner was jack dawson from titanic. they actually said in the article he topped the list mainly on the strength of fee mall pollies and bill schulz repeatedly calling in. >> his heart will go on. >> mims is the nickname that nancy pelosi's grandson has for her. >> you are absolutely right. >> mims, mims pelosi. >> because the story is completely real. weird fact and then we have to go. 70% of men prefer their wives to out live them. 46% of women want to die first. i think that means is it generous of men that we want to die sooner or because we don't want to take care of our wives? is that it? >> i think that's it. >> is it because we are selfish or generous? >> that's usually the answer. >> we are generous obviously. we care a lot about women and the people we are with and even in death. >> generous is big speech for ending the nags. >> women tend to live 10 years longer and they get the insurance policies they go on cruises. everybody wins. >> they are coming back. i am not even being paid to say that. coming up, what is the secret to success and where can i find it? you either have it or you don't. >> does parliament have a porn problem? who disuse president at this po -- who doesn't at this point. great band by the way.