0 this. these two teens, they send each other 62 texts that day. i guess this disproves your theory that teens don't like texting. >> that and the teens are against twerking. if you give them the option to twerk and not to twerk they will take not twerking jie. is it a right to twerk state? >> i support minimum ages. it is at 18 and above. secondly, welcome to chris christie's new jersey. secondly it is almost as if they are begging the supreme court to rule on this and the fact that it is a civil case rather than a criminal one, that of course means it will be minimum -- you can do minimum amount of damage for them and pay a lot of stuff for them. i did not get that from remi spencer. you can look at my e-mail. somebody put that in. >> i just want to say i completely agree. you said texting while driving is horrible. i will twerk and that should not be a crime. >> we will have to pay you extra to do that. >> i think we destroyed this story. >> why don't you put up some words? >> very slow this week on the teleprompter. are you having a rough week? it is the dog days of summer. does using private school mean you are cruel? according to a writer at slate.com, they have them there, quote, you are a bad person if you send your children to private school. allison benedict says every parent needs to put their kids in public education so that the schools improve. she admits that this improvement could take generations and that your kids might get mediocre education in the meantime, but who cares? she maintains it will be worth it for the eventule common good. they always say that, communist scum. >> and what about parents who send their kids to private schools for religious reasons or because their school district sucks or their kids have behavior issues? benedict says none of these are compelling reasons. well i'm convinced. all i know about life i learned from this video. >> they suck the brains out of that cat, the cat would still be smarter than the person who wrote this. >> i think that is -- >> that is troopers i think. that's how the bugs would get the human brains out. >> i had no idea. >> excuse me. this is the most important story of the night. it is an achievement for slate. the whole point of this article is to get traffic to slate. it is so outrageous and also to get on the highest rated show in the nation which is "red eye." they have achieved it. they have actually won. the story needs to be discussed, anne, because i couldn't believe you said you loved it. >> i loved it. i genuinely did. i was halfway through it before i realized it wasn't a joke. i seriously thought it was you writing it because it appears on the list. the idea that if more people would use government services they would get better. this proves -- this is proved by the entire history of the universe. it has never, ever, ever happened. it happened then public bathrooms would be fantastic. >> long before we had fed ex and ups we had no choice but to use the post office. look how great that turned out. >> you are right this is an example of public schools. it produces morons. >> she said her only education was drinking with the nearby trailer park teen. this is key because it establishes her with a white trash mentality, but letting even know that she wasn't in the trailer park. but she went down to the trailer park and partied with them. she was benevolent. she is slumming. this article in a way is an intellectual version of slumming. >> there are a couple points. nobody and pointing out how racist she is. president obama and mrs. obama send their kids to private schools. clearly they are bad people and by her saying that is my understanding that anytime you criticize the president it is racist. she is a racist. also the last line of her article was great. i can't remember exactly, but it was something along the lines of don't just listen to your liberal guilt, act on. you have to give slate credit for knowing who their readers are. they are racked with guilt. >> i disagree with that. i hate to interrupt because i know it is somebody else's turn, but i want to make this one point about liberals. they say they feel guiltiment they are arrogant. they want us to feel guilty because they are such good people. it is never a mea-culpa. it is a they-a-c lo pa. >> that's who ombuds the only buds man. >> we don't have it anymore. >> aren't you thrilled we got a liberal to make a condemnation of anyone? yes it was because people want to make their kids have a great future and give them the best they can give them, but at least there is a moral condemnation there. >> it is a moral condemnation of smokers. >> liberals always condemn libertarians and conservatives. anyone who does president agree -- >> they are against us taking on showers or having the shower heads that, would. >> the problem with the public schools is all of these kids aren't there contributing. it is only 10% of the kids in america and aren't women who abort their babies, aren't they horrible people too? they should be in public schools right now. so if you really want to help the public schools, stop aborting your children. >> and i should stop [bleep]. >> please don't stop that. >> i want to ask bill this question. you wept to high school at mrs. huh kens academy for sequential hemaphrodites. and this is what bugs me. she left out one obvious esh you. how do you comply to her beliefs? you have to punish people who did not go to public school. you have to pesh them. you have to force them. >> mrs. hop kins is now mr. hopkins because she was a dean and a former student. secondly the big problem -- sequential, that's how they do. it is not just for frogs. >> secondly, the fatal flaw with this is none of it is mumbo jumbo. >> it was the fact that she was expecting the moms to do this for the future children. these helicopter moms today, they are only interested in the stuff they crapped out. >> it doesn't work that way. it comes out of the womb. >> i don't read your by yule gee gee -- biology books. i find them godless. do what i did. i took my i will legitimate daughter expiz said no to public school and i said no to private school and i said yes to putting dip near -- dip -- diptheria into the woods. they learn to talk and grow a nice coat and i am assuming central pork has wolves and that's where -- central park has wolves and that's where i put them a year ago today. >> you can make good arguments for why parents should send their kids to public school over private. >> i think you do get life experience at a public school you may not get at a private school. i think stuff like that can be helpful later in life. the idea that you are a bad person and even using the phrase, you are a bad person, these are the same person that mocked george w bush for using the phrase evil doers. you are a bad person. like i honestly -- like you said you thought it was a joke. i thought it was written by a high school student. >> she admits she doesn't have an education. she said she read one book. >> and by the way, to make your point, the best argument foregoing ahead and sending -- for going ahead and sending your kid to private schools, but the private schools suck too. they compete with the public schools. >> gavin said that. he said it is getting worse in the private. >> the real competition for private school is home schools. >> nope, raised by wolves. >> raised by wolves goes without saying. >> thank you, yes. >> i even bussed them to central park. >> it is important to get them to different parks. >> not enough needles here, girls. >> the worst thing about the busing is the bullying of the wolves. >> i had a couple of the wolves trying to drive off into the hudson. turns out they cannot drive. >> did you see the viral video of the wolves beating him up? >> by the way, this kind of thinking is funny, but it can only be done by force. >> everything with the government. >> we have to move on. do we have time for this story? no, we don't? okay. i'm okay. >> you bruised your paper. >> we are skipping a story? >> we will get rid of the other story. >> let's talk about this during the break. >> no, i want to hash this out. >> we are on the air. >> let's make story 4 story 5. >> coming up, ann coulter discusses her surprising new book on why i am voting for godzilla in 2016. and what does the inventor of the foam finger think about miley? let's just say he raised another finger. his thumb. he is a big fan.