0 find the guilty party and he was guilty, isn't that illegal? that's fraud. >> that's my favorite part of the story. he paid for it alleged lip with campaign contributions. $43,000 to a private investigations form. obviously anthony didn't hear about diligence. we are there for all of your security needs. we would have started the investigation and we would have realized anthony was sending those texts and we would have put that into an invoice and charged him $23,000. >> have you ever had a client that says i'm going to pretend to hire you to pretend to find a bad guy which is indeed me to prove to other people which is not me and it is me. never that. you will get people in somewhat of a dodgy background who will say, look, i want you to do an investigation of me, tell me everything that's out there. >> you did that for ducy. >> i did that for epsilon. >> he's a thug. >> kennedy. >> yes. >> i don't think you've been with us since the latest weiner stuff. >> i'm on the second week. >> what's your overall assessment? >> my overall assessment is this guy is such a predator of all the scandalized politicians. the fillners, the spitzers. total hypocrite. i think the fact that he's such a predator and he's so fresh off his first scandal. he's texting women. it wasn't mark foley suggestive subtle, sweet. >> yeah. >> i miss mark foley. i loved him. this is a guy who is taking pictures of his naked turgid and sending them to 22-year-old. >> naked turgid would be a great this because he needs to create more of a pass for his kid because now all his offspring is going to get is you're the kid of a stupid idiot. he's trying to create a path. one little aspect. i almost kind of feel bad for him. i feel like he's trying to do this to obliterate. >> that's very for giving. >> the newest sexting victim emerges and says there's probably like 15 more. you can't be a mayor. this is an international scandal. by the way, in my book, which comes out today. i performed a sexual act on the microphone. the mayor was so quick to react he also paid for a sham weddings. >> can i just tell the cameraman, you don't always have to do what bill says. >> my goodness. >> all right. from one mess to the rest. are celebrities drunk or texting their junk? anthony weiner has plenty of company. there were tons of stars. tony parker and eva longoria split after a 19-year-old woman claims she texted her saying do you want a sexier one still. >> please. >> david ducovey and paille leone ended it after he found explicit messages from billy bob thornton. ryan and reese witherspoon split after she found explicit messages. and then tiger woods. let's not forget our only andy levy and his scandalous relationship with a nani. >> keep it going. have the cat do it. >> you think that was rigged, kennedy? >> i think that whole thing is rigged. >> you ruined the magic. >> all right. stop. >> thank you very much for that. tom, has sexting declined in light of weiner? will a scandal in a way surface a giant psa. >> it can only increase as we go into the future because people are definitely getting worse. what is it about technology that makes people think they can do stupid things? >> yes. imagine in the '70s a guy taking a picture of his penis with his passport next to it and sending it to photo mat and saying, send it to everyone you know. >> how is this any different than going to a park and you see somebody you like and you flash yourself. >> nobody does that. >> that's totally different. >> at least i know i have five different websites in order to get those super hot australian rugby players who i have twin brothers. oh, hot flashes. i knew something was good when all of my gay friends on facebook started putting up pictures of this guy. >> if you put up five different pictures, why do you have to go to different websites? >> because it's blurred. you have to search that out. if you're dumb enough to show your junk to a woman via text message, you zdeserve what life is going to give you. >> i think that baker, sexting i guess kind of illustrates human biology, the fact that human biology -- no, the male drive always causes you to do i had did i otic things. especially if you mix with drinking. it makes you do dumb things. you'll be in a bar and you'll try to talk up a girl or you'll try to hit on -- whatever. >> but to tom's point -- >> nothing captures the mindset of a man in the tlal of id. >> i'm on the right -- the more we progress technologically the more we devolve. the more ease of technology we get. >> the stupid things you used to do for example when we were younger were confined to the neighborhood, the school, maybe if you did something really stupid the community. >> the pentagon. what your sentence ended up being. >> my point is with the technology and the advances, not only do people feel okay, i don't understand that, now it's national, international. it never goes away. it expands the embarrassment. that has to do with the desensitizing of everyone. >> people are still shocked. >> you will get websites that laugh about it, say it's no big deal that michael jordan's son just tweeted his penis i guess two days ago. >> i heard about this. did he tweet his own or his dad's? >> tony parker's. >> gross. >> i think the behavior itself isn't really what gets us. i think clinton and weiner both, they didn't just do the behavior, they held press conferences, they trashed other people. >> right. cover up. >> that's why we want to hold them accountable. they used their office. >> weiner speakieeking the mayo so soon. this was 2011. clinton waited five years. >> i want to get bill into this. you were sending unwanted sex to bill jarrett. you were scribbling it in blood. >> i shouldn't have used blood. it's so easily traceable. that generation does not care. >> they can't afford to live here. >> they cannot. >> do you want to zoom? >> i want to move on because i'm getting bored. from sexting to perplexing, is it a federal case? we told you about an arizona high school where kids were supposed to spoof duck dynasty. one student wore a confederate flag as a cape angering some people. while the student removed the cape, that wasn't enough. a reverend filed a complained. now the d.o.e. says they have the authority to investigate the allegation. this is a long story. the department noted that the confederate flag is protected by the first amendment but they'll still look at whether other stuff created a racially hostile environment. speaking of which, this morning an os trish tried to mate with my honda. >> if you've never soon an ostrich mate with a honda, this is it. >> my wife told me not to do that. >> third time i've seen that, baker. >> is this federal civil rights investigation really necessary? >> no, of course it's not. this is insane. and this comes from someone who lives in idaho. so every friday is redneck day. and i mean that in a good way. i would gladly spend my time with rednecks rather than the morons from the department of education. this is pathetic. >> kennedy -- >> when i first read the story i thought that they were worried that white people were offended because it was white trash day a and, no, that wasn't the case. it wasn't come to school with the person you most admire. they were hillbillies, rednecks. >> i don't know. >> you don't know. what don't you know? you think maybe they had something to this investigation? >> i think that's, you know, investigate benghazi, that's what i say, tom. >> isn't it ironic, greg, that all of this time the administration keeps talking about phony scandals. we've been witnessing phone ji candles with the phony outrage. there is no more racism. the fact is, racism, we might as well say there's no more racism because racism is so small. it's trumped by the phony charges of racismnt of where it doesn't exist. >> i've got to get bill into this because we don't have much time. you ended up at a phony sandals. you bought -- you should have known it was really cheap. >> well, it said for couples only. i should have known there. i would argue this isn't offensive to people of color at all. what was the guy doing? he was wearing it as a cape. that doesn't sound like a respectful thing to do to the confederacy. he wrapped it around his greasy neck and you're supposed to think that that's somehow boosting the confederacy to something good. >> you northerners are very, very worried about all of this. >> we are yankees. >> coming up, what should you do if you're bitten by a poisonous snake. mike baker discusses his new book. if you're me, it's sit back and watch the snake die. blah, blah, blah, blah, blah super large breasts. i'd like to thank lou doss for that piece. >> announcer: and now it's time for the daily llama. this has been the daily llama.