0 considered a clam. my repulsive sidekick, bill schulz. and she is so sharp that cheese serves her at wine parties. that's a stretch. right next to me is columnist and author jedediah be law. bila. >> thanks for clearing that up. should they trouble with her stubble? well, a judge in massachusetts , is there any other kind, has ruled he won't order more hair removal treatments for a transgender inmate. quite attractive, actually. she sued after her electrolysis regimen was stopped claiming the prison sis stomp was stoping her -- sis stomp was stoping her transition from male to female. she grows a full beard in days and the department of correction showed inference to her serious medical needs. in september, the convicted killer won a court order for a is this cruel and unusual punishment? >> no. this is ridiculous. i spent the entire panel -- i didn't hear what anyone said because i was trying to blame barack obama for this. i wasn't terribly successful. this is a killer. th is a murderer. why are we paying for his/her electrolysis. shave those babies up. wax it. >> this is why we need a solution to the fiscal cliff. >> it comes down to the fiscal cliff. government spending. it is part of the sequestration. >> this is the whisker cliff. >> i am not sure sex change operation is part of the sequestration. >> there was a joke on that phrase, but i will let it pass. >> you can think of one? >> i did. bill, are you naturally hairless which is envied by all. >> he actually got a goatee that is all filled in today. >> thanks for noticing. it is here for all to see. >> looks like you like took an oreo cookie and crumbled it in a bowl and then put your face in it and then went like this. and then you say i just made a goatee out of oreo cookie crumbles. >> and i got a lot of carbs in me as well. >> do you have any comments on the story? >> there is a dividing line. unlike what lori said so uneducationally wise. >> what is that word? >> i minored in grammar. there is a difference. if you are a transgender i believe they are called, there is a difference between the ornamental and the fundamental. female genitalia that is fundamental to being a woman. hairless is not -- that is ornamental. there are many hairy women out there. some cultures applaud it. >> that's true. >> we are talking about a bearded woman. why go through the whole procedure if you are left with that? >> have you been to a carni? she can make money doing this. >> she is in jail. she can't go there. >> she can go on leave. >> where do you get your facts? >> she does not need this. when she is done call me. the rest she needs. >> you will date anyone even if they are a convicted murderer. remember that show we used to watch when we were young called "scared straight"? now we live in a world where everyone is "scared sensitive." we are too scared to say no you can't have this surgery. you are a convicted murderer, and maybe you shouldn't have the right to the surgery even though you suffer from a disorder because we all suffer from some kind of disorder, don't we? >> guilty. >> you suffer from shiny suit disorder. >> why can't we play for my grandmother's mustache? my grandmother killed nobody. >> it encouraged your grandmother to commit a crime so she will go in jail and get the free mustache removal. >> for what it is worth, i think this case is on appeal, right? >> i didn't read the whole thing. >> it is not a done deal. >> the judge's name is wolf which is ironic because he would never go for hair removal. he nexted it. >> and the reason they justify it is because they say these people are hazards to themselves . they #r* psychologically impaired because of the waxing and the manis and the pedis. >> but also she is still in a men's prison. after she does all of this stuff, she is in a men's prison. hairy or not hairy she is still the pick of the litter in that place. >> from prisoners to protest, they were giving the bird instead of eating one. yes, it was a symbolic screw you to turkey day or thanksgiving. on monday an american indian student group at the university of virginia, i didn't know they had one in virginia, good for you, virginia. hosted an anti-thanksgiving potluck dinner to discuss the holiday from a native american spur tech tiff. but really it was a feast for lovers of controversy like me. the editor of the school newspaper says, quote, they think by doing events that put down what people understand to be modern america's realization of the american dream and the american story is a way to raise awareness of the less glamorous parts of america's history. that's frankly not true. meanwhile meditating cat has managed to block out the controversy. >> was that its tail? thank god. jedediah, i know you are -- i need to ask you a question. does this accomplish anything other than make the student union feel like they have accomplished something? it doesn't have anything to do with education. it has to do with feeling. >> it has to do with diversity. i am someone who always says campuses lean left. they ban ann coulter. if you are -- you are going to meet a conservative and talk about diversity and then you say well everything is allowed. let these people speak their mind. you can hold something in opposition to it on campus, but the problem is that campuses oftentimes only allow things when they are convenient. >> a very good point. >> what do you make of this? are we ever going to get tired of these weird protests? >> it is ridiculous. i heard potluck dinner and i heard marijuana and gambling. >> that's a great idea. a place called potluck. >> how many college mascots have had to change because of the political correctness? now they are big green which is a giant booger i believe. >> and people are -- i am irish and my favorite team is notre dame. our leprechaun with the fist. you are a trojan hello, schwing. frankly i don't know how to follow the kitty porn cat thing. >> we can't call it porn, all right? that was kitty meditation. >> kitty yoga. >> i was disgusted by it. that was just -- i have a problem with it. lori, you are going to l.a. through the holidays. ji tomorrow. >> i don't care. >> i am just trying to start a question. your answer means nothing to me. >> i can't believe you are going to let him continue like this. >> i am her ally. >> do you even celebrate thanksgiving where are you going? >> i know we are a bunch of fruits and nuts, but we do celebrate thanksgiving. >> i was watching the charlie brown thanksgiving special, the one from many, many years ago, not the one where lucy swipes the football -- >> i thought it was the one where she swipes the football. >> i thought she was specific about that. thank god she pointed that out. are you getting to a point here? >> so i am all in favor of reexam -- reexamining history. >> it is a tick. >> i hate that of all of the holidays to reexamine and they are not the ones to reexamine. in the charlie brown special it reminds us it is the pilgrims who suffered and squanto was in great shape and had this relationship with english hunters already. it wasn't until later on we decimated them. not me. i am jewish. >> snoopy decimated the indians? >> after. >> which soup kitchen will you and your hobos be working at? >> i will be working at a soup kitchen and then be stealing the food. >> if they want to do it, go ahead. i don't like that they understand what americans do on thanksgiving. it is not a fun thing. we are talking about the american dream. you over eat and you sweat turkey. you are around a bunch of people you don't want to talk to, you don't even want to be around. you are watching bad football. i am talking about the shelter and not the schulzs. can't wait to see you, mom. nobody is happy. it is not like you are saying no more indians for us. let's cheer. everyone is miserable. leave us to our devises. >> do you have plans for thanksgiving? >> we are going to my sister's. she is bringing something i hate, her children. that will be fun. >> is it close to manhattan? >> no, rhode island. >> so i could probably get there in an hour or so? >> you will pass an indian casino on the way there. >> i might stop. i have no plans at all. >> excellent. >> reading your book. >> or go to the west coast and have a tofu turkey. >> you don't want to be anywhere near her family. it is disgusting, tiny, rotten people. from giving thanks to a bunch of pranks. they are actually my vies. my size. move on .org is encouraging people to i'm stop a black friday ban. they have long hated the unionizing of the over 1 million workers. recently sent an e-mail to supporters say on black friday and throughout the holiday season we are standing up for an end to the retaliation of workers to speak out what is right for families already board by this. wal-mart accuses the union bosses of openly orchestrating and promoting the mass dice ropings -- to the mass disruption. all of this raises the question how many chin chill laws can fit in one shoe? well, the answer is more than one and less than three. i will let you figure that out. tom, is pissing off customers on the busiest shopping day of the year the best way to make your point? >> no, and in the spirit of political correctness that was a moccassin and it is not a shoe. how about friday of color? and george sorros, he is made of money, he is a left wing billionaire which is an oxymoron, and why he would want people in this economy to not work on any day is crazy. >> it is crazy. it is nuts. employers usually encourage you to go on strike. not really a question. just wondering why you are here. >> i think if this election taught us anything it is the billionaires on both sides even each other out. it is an even playing field. all of the right wing billionaires funded so much into romney. he was where obama was at with the left wingers who funded him. i'm sure the coke brothers will talk wal-mart into not hiring anybody and then out source them. and then they come together in the middle. >> i will side with the coke brothers because they are american. everyone knows it is the hang gave yen doctrine to destroy america. doing it from within. >> you took my talking point. >> i am sitting in bowling seats. >> you were grimacing. >> this is not about billionaire versus billionaire. >> it is always billionaire versus billionaire! >> he was the one encouraging the wal-mart workers to join this union and wal-mart is the largest employer and one of the biggest companies. it is important because they moved out their date to before the end of the year. you don't have to pay the taxes, and that is significant. it will save you a lot of money. they are the biggest hirers. >> i follow that. they hire a lot of people. >> and wal-mart has a bad reputation. they always blow them off. they were so big and powerful. that's really what it is. >> they want it unionized, and they want the deuce money to funnel it into left wing candidates, and we can get more left wing candidates than beat up capitalism. >> and they are using their clouds and desperate to fill their coffers. >> can we focus on something i still understand? they still sell boxes of chef boy ardie. >> the best thing about wal-mart, it is a great place to go when you lost your luggage. you just get all of this stuff. fresh underwear, packs of a hundred. >> at 3:00 in the morning. >> it is fantastic. >> and they allow you if you are in a winnebago to stay at wal-mart. if you are traveling across the country, you are welcome to park there and stay there. they know they will get your business. you can empty your port a potty right there. it is a great pick up joint. >> you know what else you can buy there? >> coffins. >> very morbid. >> but it is another media uh daption of david and goliath. coming up, should democrats be turned into livestock feed? jedediah bila discusses her new book, how to fix america. first, what did paul mccartney say about thanksgiving? i don't know. i will ask him when i get home.