brilliant. so playing the game here folks let's suppose you get to grandma's using teleport -- >> beam me up. ♪ ♪ dan: you've got the star trek device, you use that, somehow you magically get there. you sit down for the delicious dinner of -- absolutely nothing! because food cost more than it has in decades. >> save next for me clark. >> okay, eddy. [laughter] [laughter] dan: okay. so now you're done with your air turkey dinner and get to sit