>> i urge you to attend one of my retreats. you will change your mind. >> is that what you call it? a retreat? >> well i can't call it what it is, or no one would come. >> that's right. calling it a naked rotating slave pit might scare off participants. >> it is what spoofed jake gyllenhaal. i almost had him. she is so sweet diabetics pick at her on a daily basis. i am here with jed daw dye yaw. and she is also the author of the book "outnumbered." well he is kid tested and mother approved. i would like to welcome a first time guest, tom leapold. he has written for "seinfield,"" cheers". i hated how richard kept his feelings secret from her. screw you, richard. anyway, he has more needle marks than martha stewart's pin cushion. it is bill shultz. and he holds his office hours at a motel 6. and there the doctor is always in. siting next to me, dr. mark lamont hill. he is a professor at columbia university. and he keeps getting smaller, but still cost $2. it is our "new york times" correspondent. good to see you pincho. >> on the front page, gm is using more and morrow boughts and fewer workers on the worker assembly lines. goodness knows the "new york times" would never hire artificial intelligence to replace -- to replace, to replace dsh dash malfunction. malfunction. malfunction. must reboot. must reboot. >> nicely done. wow. >> didn't move his lips. >> not at all. >> if only our budget could afford smoke. >> they want to put more cons in condos and jail birds in jobs. san francisco is considering a proposal that would make it illegal to discriminate against applicants solely because they were previously incarcerated. incarcerated means covered in strawberries, right? that means the former criminals may soon become a protected class joining the african-americans, latinos, gays, transgender and the disabled. and it would be illegal to ask about anybody's criminal past on a job or housing application. critics like some dude from the san francisco apartment association fear it will open the door to, quote, where people can litigate because they say you are discriminating because i am an exfelon. as the district attorney notes, quote, if you want to reduce the likelihood of people going back to prison, we have to provide them with an opportunity to reintegrate themselves. meanwhile, my uncle just got out of prison. >> he is still adjusting, i guess. are you probably an excon. i bet you love this idea. >> i do, actually. i think we have to get past this thing about discriminating against -- what are these people called? >> excons? >> yeah, whatever you want to call them. the world sucks right now, and the reason is we tend to take people already incourse rated. and when they get out we treat them as if they are still criminals. we have to give people a fresh start. give them a fresh start. >> i would normally disagree with you, but i -- you believe that everybody should be out of prison. >> i don't believe in prisons. i think we should get rid of prisons. >> what do you do with rapists and killers? >> well, in my basement, you know. >> in my crawlspace. >> i northbound a secure confinement and mental health facility. 80% of people in jail are there for drugs and most are drug users and not dealers. once you get out of jail because you have a heroin addiction you should get an apartment or job. >> i think petty stuff, i can't argue with you. but the heavier stuff, i don't know. tom, welcome to the show. >> thank you for having me. >> pleasure to have you. love the way you dress. instead of adding excons, shouldn't they replace one group like pregnant women? they don't need housing. >> i am into this idea. in my condo you can't have a dog over 25 pounds. i am for loosening the law in the building. >> no fat dogs. >> in san francisco you can't smoke in your apartment, but you can live next door to a guy with his girlfriend's head in the frige. >> exactly. i think i am for that too. if you ever needed to borrow a head, he would have one. >> a cup of head. >> yeah, a cup of head. that sounds very strange. it is harder for criminals to get a condo, but shouldn't they thought of that before they committed the crime? >> exactly. >> and we're back. >> this is crazy though. do you want to live next to a murderer? do you not want your supervisor to -- >> i'm sorry to do this in public, but -- >> they take issue with the happy meal and toys, but yet you can have a murderer living next to you and the person who supervises you can't figure that out ahead of time? >> i am flip-floping on this, but i do think it is unfair that if are you trying to hire an accountant you have to know whether the guy was an embezzler. you have to. that's crazy talk. >> it is directly related to the job. but whether or not someone can pay their rent is not connected to -- >> what if they run a meth lab in their house? >> it is an extreme example. if they ran a meth lab in their house -- >> i am not coming down for organs drugs, but people need work. >> they do need work. >> and if you don't keep track of these people and let them get housing they have to look somewhere. they fly off the radar and you can't find them. >> they live by the bridge. >> and give meth lab people another option meth is hugely lucrative and you don't want to smoke your own batch. but i bring it back every night and it is very lucrative jie. bring it back to the story here. >> are you assuming. >> i know. >> i don't even know where i am right now. what's the story? >> criminals will have a better chance at housing than you ra hemaphrodite. >> yeah, but that's a whole other thing. it has nothing to do with criminal records. so many are in jail for minor infractions. wrong place, wrong time. remember california was not as nice as medical marijuana as it used to be. it used to be terrible about medical marijuana. >> but what about the distinction between a small crime and then an enormous crime? there is a difference. >> they haven't suffered enough? >> not everyone can be reformed. >> they have excluded violent criminals. but there are still crimes that are not -- that are not violent, but also aren't petty. if you are a major drug dealer, that's a problem. if you are an embezzler, if you are known for squating and -- >> you don't want an embezzler living next door to you? why? >> it bothers him, that's why. >> not in my neighborhood. >> we have to move on. >> quick question and then we will move on. what if he is a hoarder? >> no, that's actually a great idea for a reality show. murderer or hoarder. >> i can't get around this body, and we're going to help with you that. we will create a little space. do you mind if we take one body out first? just one. no? >> the helpers on the show can be murderer herders. they can herd the body into a separate space. >> you all thought of this before. >> no, it just came to us. >> that's improve. >> from cons to not cons. after the verdict came she let down her main and now she is changing her main. according to the chicago sun times, a real paper, after she was released from jail on july 17th, casey anthony is planning to live under a pseudonym. and she is considering various disguises. but perhaps not going under the knife. quote, there even have been discussions about cosmetic surgeries, but casey rejected that out of hand. she does not completely understand the depth of hatred out there. maybe that is a smoke screen. she has reportedly been found in very well disguise. can we see the latest picture of casey anthony? actually that is a different casey anthony, or so we are lead to believe. he lives in pa and he has been getting harassed a lot because of his name. of course he would say that. anyway, another possible disguise for casey? >> it is messy, but effective. you don't even know who that was. dob who -- do you know who that was? >> john gibson? >> yes. >> who else would it be? that is him every day at noon. >> he keeps hoarding peanut butter. >> well, you know where he puts it. >> that's why he is on radio. >> that's terrible. he is a great man. do you think somebody is out to get her? >> they could. i am wondering what she will wear. is it like nathan lane in "the bird cage." but it could be. >> there you go. no one would recognize her. >> i like the pseudonym idea. how about casey, i killed my kids? >> who will know. >> she was found not guilty. >> not guilty does not mean innocent. somebody said that on a show earlier. >> that's true. that's what they said about oj which was a cooler case than this one. >> what should she do? >> she should do what oj did, make millions off of the case. >> the thing is though she is a killer, let's be clear. >> no she's not. did you see her kill anybody? >> no, i didn't. >> okay, sir. >> you proved your point, i guess. but she is a killer. >> 12 people said she didn't kill anybody. that's good enough for me. >> wait a second. she's right. -- wait a second. she's white. >> when i say jury i mean 12 white people, same thing, and they said she didn't do, she didn't do it. >> i love you. i don't think she will change her name because she likes the attention. this is a person that really craifs it. >> bill, are you more hated than casey anthony, but are you not changing your name. >> they don't know me. i love that we base this entire article on an inanimate object. i think it is the same anthony jie. maybe it is the real killer. >> you know what sinting, all of the -- you know what sinting, all of the wiener stuff is real. >> i just think she should do -- if she wants to disappear do what i did and sign with them. >> a jab at a previous agent. nothing our viewers will understand because they don't have agents. >> and a joke from 65 years ago. >> it is time to bring it back. from changing your name to holding parents to blame. should we look to the state if our kids or overweight? if your kid is fat, is foster care where they should be at? according to an opinion piece, the answer is yes, in extreme cases anyway. too many kids in the u.s. are super obese which sounds like a compliment, but it is not. some have health-related problems that can kill them by 30. it is a sad, sad thing. and dr. david ludwig says in each case state intervention should be considered. a 12-year-old girl had diabetes, high blood pressure and sleep apnea as a result of weighing 400 pounds at 12. the girl went into foster care and after a year lost 130 pounds and no longer has diabetes or apnea. while some argue taking children away from their parents is too extreme, they say this is all to help the kids. for more we go to red eye's cat who weighs nothing. >> the cat likes to throw it in your face. >> look at me, i weigh nothing. >> you know he does a little -- into his paw. jay we don't know that and we can't say that. i don't want to issue an apology. >> that won't keep the hair ball down. >> i don't want the government intruding in my life or anybody's life, but this is child abuse, right? you have to go in there right, professor? >> it depends on why the kid is fat or overweight. >> obese. >> i like to be politically correct. i think that some kids are just born with medical conditions if a parent is 500 pounds you inherit the weight issue. be lenient on the parent. if you are feeding your kids cheeseburgers and not exercising, that is your fault. if you put that kid in a foster program and they were losing weight, well, that's because they were locking it in a basement. >> have i seen "oliver -- i have seen oliver. >> the one on the 13th floor? >> yeah, and we were going to this musical. >> i like my men skinny. >> why do you have to go to the same joke? >> if your kid is under weight like to the point of malnutrition. is this any different? >> i think it is a slippery slope. if you start taking skinny or morbidly obese kids away from parents, the next thing you need to do is take kids away whose parents name is dillon. >> i would be against that or for that. >> is the government overreaching? >> i don't want them involved. >> who is to say the state's care will not be better, and it is a slippery slope. you will be finding the parents are not doing what right and how do you step in? if you have somebody that is legitimately overweight, why do you distinguish what the reason is? >> what if you are stuffing a kid? >> how do you distinguish the intervention? how will they do that? do you really trust the government to say we will intrude in this case and not that one? i do not. >> it should be bigger. >> smaller. smaller and smarter. >> bigger. > smaller. >> we boil down every talk show ever in the history of the world. conservatives yelling smaller and they are yelling bigger. >> bill, have i to move on. you don't eat any solid foods, so you don't understand this story. >> i totally untsdz. bad parents make themselves eat into diabeteses and good parents like mine make their kids eat healthy foods, and look at me now, america. >> don't look too long. so how high do hobos bounce when pushed off a building? she reveals the truth in fun with hobos. that's an interesting topic. and could this be the greatest tatoo ever? since we really can't show it to you, the answer is meaning less. he won't be deprived his many wives. a polygamist slash radio tv star is going to court to fight for being rice with wife. cody brown in the middle has four better halves along with 16 children and step children. the family is the subject of a reality show called "sister wives" on tlc. after the show debuted in 2010 they started investigating them for violating state laws violating polygamy. now they are filing a lawsuit telling the court they can't prosecute against their own conduct. they said, quote, we only wish to live our private lives and in front of cameras for a nationally televised tv show he didn't add. and andy levy has been suing over the right to marry this thing. >> can you blame him? >> no. i'm sorry -- i support you. >> i will march for that marriage. >> does it have a sister and/or brother? >> the browns are members of a church that is a part of mormanism. is it a violation of a protection clause under the 14th amendment? look how i am pretending not to read that off the page. >> i also like the big print. >> well, scalia says it was polygamy, gay marriage and it will lead to all of these weird things. it came as a big fight to my sheep. i don't know. first of all, they are not really married, right? >> no. i think they are rubbing their -- by getting a tv show, they are rubbing -- >> that's the problem. you can't be surprised if they come after you if you have a tv show and basically -- i do have one thought that they should marry those people who put their kid in the space ship. >> emily, you probably support these unions, don't you? you support everything. >> pretty much, yes. i think the state should get out of our business. the government should be smaller. >> the most obvious flip-flop ever. that was fantastic. >> i really think the government should not be in the business of dictating what people do behind closed doors. mormanism is into other weird stuff which is why romney will never be president. >> we can cut that out. >> do not cut my mitt romney critique. i will keep saying mitt romney so it is weird, mitt romney, mitt romney, mitt romney. back to my point. if you are 15 years old and married to a 25-year-old guy, that's a problem. we need protection for innocent people. but if you are 25 and you want to be married to three other 25-year-olds or 40-year-olds who cares? >> there is one problem. there are a couple problems. the real issue is what do companies do about health insurance and benefits? >> that's a problem. >> it is a huge problem. >> it is a problem. >> once conservatives don't have an argument -- >> what are you talking about? >> they say, okay, let me marry three 80-year-old women and they say what about healthcare? next you want to marry a rock. no, i just want to marry three 80-year-old women. >> that will be my ring tone. >> you are the common man. you are every man. >> put in my mitt romney reference. >> i am for pleasuring as many almost beautiful women as possible. >> you are the true hero. >> i am a live and let live person in my personal life, but you have to obey laws. it seemed like he was only married to one and dating a bunch. >> it is a sodomy law. everyone commits sodomy behind closed doors for the most part. >> i refuse to do it behind closed dars. -- doors. that's the only way i can get into it. you can look away, but i'm not doing it behind closed doors. >> on that note -- on that note, do you have a comment on the show? e-mail us. to leave us a voicemail call 212-462-5050. still to come, the half time report from tv's andy levy. >> why haven't i been on "the five" yet? >> today's half time report is by bee keeping. thanks, urban bee keeping. welcome back. let's see if we have anything wrong so far. for that we go to andy levy. >> i thought we had an agreement you wouldn't use my time machine without asking. >> yeah, so? >> well, i saw this on "the daily show" on tuesday night. michael, can we roll that clip? >> we might as well do it now, pull off the bandaid. eat our peas. >> who peas under their bandaids? >> i thought that was great. >> it is obvious you thought that. can we roll the clip of red eye before that show? >> here is the thing i don't understand. who keeps therapies under a bandaid? you peel back your banded andaid and eat your peas? what kind of animal would keep therapies in a scab? >> okay fine. i watched "the daily show" on tuesday night and then used the time machine for the night before. >> just so we are clear, i don't mind you stole stewart's joke, but i'm upset you used my time machine without asking. >> i know tuesday night is bath night and i don't want to disturb you. >> just give me a heads up. i will see when i am air drying on my deck. >> you are right. i will do that next time. >> then we don't have a problem. >> loud and clear. >> i appreciate that. >> i will eat my peas. >> san francisco wants to make excons a protected class. here is why the story is important. sometimes things that happen in san francisco end up in america. >> that's true. >> professor, once have you served your time you shouldn't continue to be punished. but the prison ab ligs movement? >> it is a serious movement. >> who are you, angela davis? >> buy have angela davis on my show. >> are you a good communist. >> i am starting to think are you an anti-capitalist. >> you said this was ridiculous and asked, do you want to live next to a murderer? but they would be covered by the law. if the . in prison is to pay your debt to society, once are you out, don't you get a clean slate? >> and i i don't want to live by someone dealing hard core drugs. >> do you know how much money you save on gas that way? >> i never thought of the practical an angle. i need to do that more often. >> come to me. >> i will do that next time while are you sun bathing on the deck. >> air drying. >> exactly. >> professor you made your first -- that's a white people remark. it took you five minutes to do it. >> i'm slipping. >> by the the old doctor would be on his second. >> you have changed, man. and lastly on this story, not a single one of the communists brought up the property rights argument and whether or not they want to rent to excons. >> excellent, andy. >> i weu8 use that on the five -- i will use that on "the five" tomorrow. >> please do. >> what was that new name you thought she might use? >> casey i didn't kill my kid. >> i don't think that will help her, will it? >> can't hurt. >> i think she should get a sex change operation and change her name to anthony casey, or just disguise herself as a good person. >> i i didn't say she was a killer. >> she is a fine person. >> you said 12 white people said she didn't kill her daughter and that's good enough for you. 12 white people acquitted a white person? don't you see what is going on here, my brother? >> i don't, my brother. are you saying the criminal justice system is unfair. >> it was whitey versus whitey. >> when are you letting the race thing go? it makes me uncomfortable. >> when we are all equal. i'm like the brad pitt of racism. >> should the state take away super obese kids. they probably were not feeding the kid from foster care. actually she did three balanced meals a day and had moderate activity. >> good for her. it is a great radio show. it is foster reports. >> i can't hear you, and i will just nod. >> you said this was government overreach. i am sensitive to that. if a child is overweight to the point they are life-threatening and they can't and won't do something about it, does someone have to step in? >> i agree. i am concerned about the line and the slippery slope. when ever the government gets involved, it starts out sometimes okay, and then before you know it they are taking over everything. >> tom, did you say the government should take away kids from parents who listen to dillon? >> no, they should take away kids whose parents name them dillon. >> i would have agreed if it was listen to dillon. >> let's agree not to, agree to agree jie. let's disagree to agree. >> i will call you later. >> polygamist files charging the anti-polygamy laws. you said kody brown has four better halves and i guess that was four better eighths. >> i was never good at math and so you got me. congrats. guess you won that round. hope you feel good. >> i just put a check mark in michael lum. >> from the look of it, it looked like he had four buttered halves. they were heavy set gallons. -- gals. >> and also, professor, you said the government shouldn't interfere with what people do behind closed doors. as long as are you not a child who is 25 and 45, you should be able to marry as many people as you want. i completely agree with you. i am done. >> well, then go away you strange, strange person. >> joe? should white people be gathered up and put in a space ship and sent to mars? we discuss his spoiler alert. make sure to download the fox news application. stream the live video and watch the latest red eye clips all for free. you can download it from the apple app store. go to fox news fox news .com slash ipad for more information. they are calling it the best idea for a website ever. greg's secret sweaty sauna . net. it is coming this december. and there is a site called hollywood is calling .com. for a meetly $20 you can get a live phone call from a real celeb -- celebrity. it includes the hulk otherwise known at lou ferrigno and christopher atkins, mr. belding, dennis haskins. remember erika eliniak? and my favorite professor, russell johnson. yes, we didn't know he was still alive either. they offer e-mail videos and greeting cards for $5 and now if you can believe it ux video press releases. it needs to be dissected in our -- >> lightning roooound. lightning round. >> tom, is there anyone you worked with in tv on the site, and shouldn't you just lend them some money? >> well, years ago when i started to make money in tv, and not to brag, but i have over $1400 i realized that the late troy donohue who was a big star when i was a kid was living in central park poor. >> really? >> and i realized i could pay him $20 an hour. the guy was on every magazine and he could get my laundry and stuff. yeah i thought so. >> that was really nice. >> i thought it was. get my inseem fixed or whatever. >> how nice of you. i am not even here now. >> professor, why haven't you been asked yet? >> i haven't hit rock bottom yet. i am happy i i haven't. i will start a drug habit. >> is there anybody you would want to call from? >> mr. belding. i disbriew -- i grew up watching "saved by the bell." i like all of them. so mr. belding would be ice -- icing on the cake. >> lorenzo llama could kill you. >> where is tho r and spider-man and -- >> the hulk. >> well, i am a nerdy peter parker kind of girl. >> you don't like the real green men. >> is it because the steroid guy -- >> no, it is the glasses. >> that's what bothers me. >> bill, w40 did you order a greeting from? >> war rick -- warrick davis. the greatest little person. i had him call me and there was a lot of groans and clicks and it was not a sexual thing. >> i paid $5 for a tv personality and i recorded it. >> hey, this is is you leb bra tee phone -- celebrity phone call for greg gutman. this is tv's andy levy. how are you? i am just calling to say hi. yeah, wow. this is bad. anyway, hope all is -- hope are you doing well, and hope you #r enjoying hearing this message and i have to say the payment hasn't come through yet. i am just hoping that that will be at some point -- oh god i can't believe it. anyway, i guess that's it. not really up to much, just making these phone calls, well, really just this one phone call. but anyway, just saying hi and payment hasn't come through yet. but i'm sure it will be fine. i will hang up. hopefully soon. anyway, this was fun. and let me know if you wanted me to call again. all right. bye. >> that was pretty intense. pretty intense. >> i will never be able to unhear that. >> no. a 50-year-old michigan woman is suing a washington state man for more than eight grand for breaking her heart on facebook. the pair of men on the site and the relationship regressed with the woman buying him and his sons christmas gifts. but a week before the planned trip in seattle to meet him in person he told her he met someone else at a bar. should he get anything back? >> no. >> anybody who makes a date with them on facebook is a loser. >> unless you can prove there was some kind of thing going on that was fraudulent, there is no way she should get any money back. >> no, this is ridiculous. this woman needs to find a hobby. >> maybe her hobby should be facebook. social networking. he probably had that girlfriend all along. >> probably. but you can't blame the woman for having her heart broken by a guy who works at appleby's. it has happened to a lot of us. >> it happened to bill. >> this is why with the computer and the worldwide web and all of 24 stuff, stay with the porn. >> yeah, you don't know anybody. >> bill, how do you feel about this? you meet a lot of people on-line. and now you could sue them and perhaps get money for jeans that don't have holes in them. >> no, the whole thing is a statement. i think he took the likes thing too seriously. she took it to the worst level. >> she is lucky she didn't catch anything. why is she suing this guy? just because she is 5 social network? >> they are 10,000 miles apart. >> i could interest dyings you to some people. >> a 21 yeerltd california man was arrested for a hofs crimes including burglary and violating his parole. here is his mug shot. he does indeed have the words f-you on his forehead. classy look. where is he actually going? >> i was the first -- why am i the first to get these questions? >> you can answer that question. why would i ask you? >> because i am black. >> exactly. >> two more coming, andy, don't worry. >> where he is going to prison, and this could help him, right? >> it is better than f-me. but it is still not a good thing to have. when he goes out to the world he can't get a job or housing, especially with the new law. it shows that he is desperately crying for help. he will be incarcerated forever. >> if i get a tatoo, i don't have any tattoo, but if i get a tatoo, i admire the -- > the baldness? >> he is tatooing #w boldness. >> who doesn't want f of u on your head. >> and suppose a day comes he doesn't want to say f-you, everybody. they are painful to get off. >> i add michael landon and the red is still -- >> i love michael landon. >> do you think he maybe lost a bet? >> judging from the looks of this guy he did this all on his own. yeah, i don't think he needed any coercion. >> dowry greet your tatoo, bill? >> it wasn't a tatoo. it just involved me passed out and somebody with a lot of time on his hands. but this guy, we will say he will do well, and he has a shaved head and lots of tattoo. he will be just fine as long as he sticks with his own kind. they will be all right. >> he add real commitment to not looking toorld the future. >> he was living in the moment. >> he was living in the moment. >> he knew where he was going. >> this thing has already been in prison. >> nice work though. >> have i to say, he is like a business card for somebody. a human business card. time for another break. it is time to check out the new red eye pod cast. go to fox news radio .com and click on red eye. tonight -- what are we talking about? >> we talked about hook worms. >> yes, we d fun topic. -- yes, we did. fun topic. so "esquire" published an article called" how can we not love obama"? it is time for -- >> it this real? >> yeah. >> wow. >> this is where i present a news item to you, and you guess if it is real or not. in the "esquire" article he writes, quote, can we just enjoy obama for a moment before the policy choices have to be weighed and the hard decisions made? can't we just take a month or two to contemplate him like we may a painting by vermier or the early 70s rolling stones or peyton manning past or any other astounding estatic human achievement? we will look back at this time in american politics with a confident and inteligent and fascinating president writing the surge of his -- whatever, talent from triumph to triumph. whatever happens next, the summer of 2011 is the summer of obama. wow. so is this real or is the writer just hilarious? >> i think it is from the 2008 election coverage. the year has been plucked out. i think it is real. >> it is totally real. and i agree fully. it is the summer of obama. look at the economy and foreign policy. incessant healthcare. >> tom? >> well, they said parity is just -- i know how he talked about how he got lip cancer. >> bill, anything? >> i can confirm it is real at the risk of ruining my super awesome pseudonym. thanks, now have i to come up with another one. >> how much did they pay you? >> "esquire" had room. i wanted to tell you how much i loved fighting fires that i started. but i also love charity. let's get to the latest piece of art. i call this frank and corn. i try to capture the true inspiration behind the achievements. benjamin franklin didn't invent electricity. a unicorn d franklin killed the unicorn and stole the idea and then used the money to open the franklin mint. his great granddaughter, bonnie franklin is still the president and a jerk. maybe that wasn't a fun fact. steven santos bid $350. tonight is the last night to bid, so send your bid to red eye at fox news .com. and as you know all of the money goes to taps, a nonprofit group that provides grief counseling to families of fallen soldiers. go to taps .com for more. it is not about charity. it is about me. i am awesome backwards and front wards. we will close things out with a post game wrap up from tv's andy levy. go to foxnews.com/redeye. so i will see you here again at 5:00 p.m. eastern time for "the five" but coming up tomorrow on the next" red eye" return appearances from former british soldier kef vine -- kevin gotlington and imogen lloyd webber and joe devito. time to go back to andy levy for the post game wrap up. >> thanks. tom you wrote for "seinfield,"" cheers" and a lot of others. anything you wish were you writing for? >> i love "the littlest couple." any show that has two-foot guy gnaw koll gist is in my wheel house. >> it is good to have a specialized wheel house. >> all across the board, but when the time comes, i am ready. >> do you have a new column coming next week? >> yes, new column at the daily caller. the next topic is sarah palin. >> will it be a hard-hitting take down? >> no, it is not. it will be hard-hitting, but not a take down. >> it will be a take up. >> that's right. >> professor are you ready for the second half of the baseball season? >> i am. last night the allstar game would decide if the philly s who have home field advantage. national league won so we are destined for 5 four-game sweep and win the world series. >> you said what? >> follow me on twitter. >> are the mets still play ?g. >> i didn't know they were part of major league baseball. >> third place, baby. >> oh you guys youally plummet right now. >> you don't talk like that about my mets. we don't plummet until september. >> giants are in first place. the san francisco giants, that is. i know my baseball. >> go away. >> that was unnecessary. >> nasty. >> he is a nasty man. i don't like him anymore. i have done nothing -- i discovered that man.