>> i apologize for nothing. let's welcome our guests. i am here with jed daw dye yaw billa. she is a political commentator. they are called bila burners. and his new cd, fantastic, by the way, if he was a screen door he could bang during a hurricane. and bill schultz. and next to me is will cane. if sharp political commentary were a taxy a i would forget my umbrella in him. and and -- and our new york times correspondent, pinch. >> we are shipping to chile all of the back issues of the "newyork times" that the miners missed while stuck in that hole for months on end. or as they like to call me, el nuevo-yoko-timeso. i am bi- lingual. >> all right. it wasn't just me who was too damn high. it was a debate for the new york governors, and the star of the show was not who you would expect. i was expecting a dolphin made of rainbows. no. it was jimmy mcmillin. a a weird beard owner and candidate for the rent is too damn high party. party names have to be under 17 letters. smart. his platform? well, rent is 2damn high. let him explain, let him explainers. >> i represent the rent is 2damn high party. people working 40 hours a week and even a second and third job. women cannot afford to feed their children breakfast, lunch and dinner. provide a roof over your head and money in your pocket. playing the silly game will not happen. people can't afford to pay their rent. they are being laid off. they can't eat breakfast, lunch or dinner. listen, a child's stomach just growled. the rent is 2damn high. >> come on. i want to hear more of him talking. >> as a karate expert i will not talk about anyone up here because our children cannot afford to live anywhere. nowhere, there is nowhere to go. once again why? you said it, the rent is 2damn high. >> mr.qumo. >> the rent is 2damn high. >> what does mcmillan think of gay marriage? >> the rent is 2damn high. if you want to marry a shoe, i will marry it. >> that's the best summation of gay rights i have ever heard. the only contest he hans a chance of winning is this -- he has a chance of winning is this. >> we will move on to the beard portion of our contest. >> ladies and gentlemen -- oh! >> i don't think he will beat beard cage. beard cage has a plan to fix social security. i don't know why we needed a video for that segment. it was like giving dolly parton a wonderbra. an old joke, by the way. bill, he is running a very narrowly-focused campaign. can he win? >> no. >> no? >> really? >> it is an uh sum message, the rent is 2damn high. he channeled eddie murphy and explained she a karate man. he said, i cannot talk to these people because i'm a caw raw tie -- i'm a karate expert. is that a threat? >> if he is running for governor or auditioning for sons of an arcky. he is my type of guy, but he won't win because -- 10,000 people signed a petition for him to be governor. sadly those people can't vote because they can't get out of work. they have three jobs to pay the rent which is 2damn high. >> he is the greatest postal carrier ever. can you imagine him on your block? in previous interviews he said he admires ronald regan. in my book that's enough. >> in mine as well. well, in, no, actually, that slogan, the rent being too damn high, my went is too damn high and i live in one room. i totally empathize. i think he just launched a tv career in this gubernatorial race. he has solid entertainment value. >> this guy is an absolute natural. by the time we get to him tonight, people will be tired of him. he is everywhere. bill, you live in your car, you don't even pay rent. did this resonate with you? >> i commute to arkansas and my rent is too damn high. >> the parking space was too damn high. >> was that real? that was keenan ivory wayans. >> candidates are so out of touch with reality. this is the only guy that wants to touch reality. nobody on that stage wants to touch reality. >> the rent 2 high, but he didn't bring solutions on bringing it down. it is not rent control. >> he is not that unique though. he will not get a tv show. as crowded as it is going, i want him in my fan tau -- fantasy political team. alvin greene, big shout out to him. and of course phil davis, i have a masters in communication. >> we had phil on our show. i would like to see -- phil, there he is. phil and jimmy together would be awesome. >> jimmy is a little faster and he is more of a natural. >> people are saying -- people want this. between a karate expert and in delaware you have a person that practiced witch craft. what does that say about the system? maybe we do some charms and scissor kicks and that gets us out of our problems, right? >> it is an interesting thing. a lot of outsiders, and maybe it is because we have more media out there covering this, or something happening where people are coming out of the woodwork. politics is finally interesting. we have great people and just around the time of halloween. it is perfect. >> it is the only time in our country you can have no experience, step up to the plate and have a shot. look at this guy. he got all of these people to sign a petition. you have to give him props for that. >> you come up with an issue that everyone agrees with. >> so it is the rent is too damn high party. >> your coke is too damn high. >> no, i am too damn high. i will run for governor and my party is the hooka is too damn ugly. i don't know if they realized miami is warmer, but the hookers is too damn ugly. i don't know if they are men. >> i am signing your petition. here is my their re, will, no one talked about any other candidates. so this guy was hired either by one of them. i have absolutely no idea what went on last night. >> we know the answer to that. it is paladino. >> he walked out. it reminded me of you, bill. he had to go to the bathroom before it was over. he was only onset for for an hour. >> he was sending internet porn and he was late. >> i love him. he is one away from being a lounge singer. >> paladino was super reserved. i was surprised. he was stoic and trying to come off not crazy. they call him crazy carl. >> he has never been not crazy though. >> i prefer to call him hot carl. he get angry. >> he has been used by that guy. -- he was amused by that guy. >> we put a call in. >> a million people were saying, i have to get this guy on my show. >> he adds a couple things to his blat form. he can go -- 10,000 people signed the petition. >> i don't want solutions from him. >> it is strictly entertainment. >> if colonel sanders anded rederick douglas had a baby, it would be him. >> i was thinking of the guy on the cover of the spring gels -- the pringles can and him. >> the quaker breakfast guy and fat albert. >> okay. you know what, to the greg-alogue. it is a soft bit of sanity in a cupboard of confusion. so france, a country, is a mess with protesters throwing stones and smashing windows. oil workers and garbage men are striking causing a shore -- shortage of fuel. but not a shortage of trash. now to explain. >> it is important to come out because france wouldn't be what it is today. it is the generations that came before us and they have taken to the streets that was pretty good. what is france today? it is bankrupt. and driving this heroic protest, is it depression are or facism or threat of war? no, vacations. you know how folks in france enjoy not working for really long periods of time? turns out after awhile when you don't work, you cannot longer pay for the pensions that allow you to lope around. they want to raise the retirement age from 60 to 62. yeah, still pretty much the youngest retirement age anywhere. but they feel it will ruin long, playful summers, free berets and mind welfare. they have seen the future and its name is greece. hence this convulse cive reaction by the public. i like to think it is simply because they are french, but i know better. this is what happens when you give something to someone and then in order to survive you try to take it away. we were wrong. taking candy from a baby is actually a bitch. only the truly ballsy can pull it off. sarkozy has more balls than a mcdonalds play pit. but you don't needy yawn warwick to see a tantrum coming. i see sarkozy marinating in new jersey. if you disagree with me you are a racist owe mow phobic -- homophobic frank-o-phobe. >> people don't like james franco? he is a good actor. >> but he is trying too hard to be weird. get lost. could this happen to us? >> it could. this is what happens in a country when you breathe entitlement to people. when they feel they are entitled to a, b and c, they are the kid in the candy score. -- candy store. >> we like our tv too much and it is too good. we are too lazy to get up to riot. all they need in france is riveara shore. they will never get up. >> you don't have to project. this problem resides only on the foreign shores of greece and france. look back less than a year to california where the uc students protested the lack of their subsidized education. it is already happening here. >> what would it take? i am trying to think, social security, would that cause a riot if we try to privatize it? >> a bunch of old people in the street. >> young people think it is already gone. >> it would be a quiet riot if i may. >> we would be overrun by electric wheel chairs everywhere. >> it would be fantastic. people movers would be cloging the streets. bill, you are not french, but you stink. >> thank you. first of all, the economists mentioned in a poll they conducted that 70% of the population is actually for this. grudgingly, but they r. they are loud, but they are the minority. i will also say that i am sick and tired of making fun of france. >> i bring up france for the same reason i brought up greece and it is a part of a trend. it happened in california, and it was weak. but you also saw it in columbia. do you remember columbia university? what was it? they were cutting classes. remember they said they would barricade -- they barricaded -- and half of the kids didn't even go to the school. do you remember this? >> slightly. >> that was gu ririfie -- this was just rarified video. i will tell you why, the cool french people were doing what french people do. they were topless and smoking and they were being pro mistresses. >> am i right about sarkozy? is he the one -- >> for? >> i think he is the one in general. >> i think he is gutsy. this has to be done. we are broke. they are broke. all of these countries are broke. and they can't keep giving stuff uh -- away for free. >> we want to lower our retirement age to the age where you get laid of on. >> half of my friends retired at 43. >> i just went and i saw my buddy and he is giving me drinks at starbucks. i feel like they don't know how good they have it. to go two years longer? so what? >> it is the idea of subsidized lifestyle. >> and we are behind the curve. not only the french, but the british are doing it. they are cutting back on entitle ment's and you hinted at the right person. chris christie in new jersey is better than sarkozy. >> he is fat. >> that's awesome. >> i like the fact he has meat. >> and it looks like he runs. >> i don't like that. >> if you are with the teachers' unions you are good to go. >> we talked about this in the green room. it is like we are complaining about subsidized life styles. we are subsidized most of our lives, right? >> the percentage of our life where we are responsible for our own, our parents subsidize our life until our early 20s and obama care until 26. >> your parents were jerks. >> i worked there when i was 7. i was antiquing in an unventilated basement. i was antiquing chairs. >> were your parents in a fancy house in greenwich, connecticut? >> you were in forked labor antiquing? >> i was. call my mother right now. she is watching. >> you had two mom. >> what a great mom. >> it was hard to be me. >> this could be a reality show. >> then she would tell them they were genuine antiques. she was lying. my mother is a liar! >> you would be in the basement stressing new furniture? >> yes. >> that is really strange. >> i know. exactly. >> this iphone is from ox2. coming up could our president be a space alien sent here to destroy the world? that story won't be coming up. first,eva longoria is wrapping in a bikini? yes, eva longoria is wraping in a bikini. what more do you want? heroin? okay meet me in an hour. he turned in mom and dad for the few joints they had. when dare visited a rel no norl school he was hoping his message would hit home. he had no idea it would actually bu one. , a home. i wanted to make that clear. an unnamed 40-year-old father and 38-year-old mother were arrested last week for drug possession after their 11-year-old returned to his school with a handful of his parent's joints. upon hearing the just say no message, says officer tyrel, quote, even if it is happening in their own home and with their own parents, they understand that a -- it is a dangerous situation because of what we are teaching them. that's what they are told to do to make us aware. well, don't expect anything for christmas, kid. ever. for more on this story let's go live to our drug and alcohol correspondent, night terror puppy for comment. what do you have for us ntp? >> chinese food for four pets. >> we have all about there for that dog. he is doing this. he is trying to wake up. >> how many times has andy levy woken me up? >> what are you dreaming? >> and people think i am part of the dream. >> i slept at bill's house and he lays on his side. it is a lot of this. >> he dreams he is swimming a lot. >> is the relationship over between the child and his parents? can you recover from this? >> i don't know if you can recover. it is a sad day when your 11-year-old has to discipline you. imagine that conversation with your friends. why did you go to jail? my 11-year-old told on me. you can't come out of that strong. >> well, you have the look of con -- consternation. >> i don't like that our kids are dea kids. >> it scares the hell out of me. i don't have kids, paul. >> i have an 11-year-old and i have a couple things i want to say about this. first of all this kid is a [bleep] you can write letters. i don't care. >> kids are supposed to be cool. kids are supposed to carry on the torch going -- i taught my kid right. my kid would never do this. i said if anybody asks daddy has glaucoma. >> daddy has glaucoma. i like that. >> and then they are putting the kid in a foster home for pot. >> yeah, nothing bad comes out of foster homes. he will be robbing banks in two years. why do i waste my time here? i'm going to run for governor. >> your son is way too hot. bill, how do you hide your drugs from your fiending kids? >> my i will legitimate daughters? >> how are they, by the way? >> they all with the exception of shaniqua and david smoke it with me. one is a mule named after her mom. he would never have done that if not to get revenge. that's how kids think. they sent him up with no dinner. and then he thought, i'm getting back at them without thinking they would be arrested. >> 20 or 30 years from now they will be laughing over this at thanksgiving. remember when billy turned us in? >> except they have a record now. >> what did i say, pot is a gateway drug. >> this kid clearly does not have any kids with alcoholic parents. if you have alcoholic parents you would mary have stoned ones. the alcoholic parents have belts and the stoned ones just have a remote. >> i can't have kids in my house looking at my things and some creature being told at school, that's wrong. >> bringing the oxycontin to school. >> that's prescription. that's prescription, including the thing with the batteries. that's for the back of my neck. >> got it at sharper image. >> your neck doesn't have a hole in it. >> it did from the surgery. do you have a comment? it is red eye at fox news .com. and go to my direct line, 212-462-5050. still to come, you know what? who cares. the half time report from andy levy. big jerk. >> the half time report is sponsored by the headless gymnast. she still finished in the top three of her age-group the last three years. thanks headless gymnast. welcome back. let's find out if we have anything wrong so far. andy, my time machine is working. wondering if you had any plans for last night? >> i can't for last night. how was last wednesday? >> that would be great. >> cool. let's do that. >> did you smoke that kid's pot? >> rent is 2damn high. shame on you for saying he can't win. your rent is 2damn high know. >> he is half bat, half hero and half endorsed mcmillin. >> you are right. i was unaware of that and i would like to change my prediction. >> he commended mcmillin's stance on wearing shoes. >> paul, you said you loved jimmy mcmillan and he just launched a tv career. i discovered some interesting things on the web. first of all, guess who they blame for the rent is 2damn high. does it rhyme with the jews? >> it does. >> i was hoping cia. >> he was a lovely quote as he tries to sell you his book. quote, what is fact is the attack on the world trade center could have been prevented. you want to learn more, read the book "what jews want" or order the dvd. >> you know what, i will still vote for him. >> i'm sure this must have been renounced already or denounced. >> i don't want to sound racist, but he is shocked he has the feeling of jewish people. they own most of the buildings in new york. >> what are you saying, paul? >> you will be the first guest on the new rick sanchez show. >> wasn't mel gibson in a movie called "what a jew want"? >> by the way, did anybody else google that? >> that has to be automatic these days. >> are you so paranoid? >> no, it just happens that mcmillin is on andy's list, right? >> you guys have a list too? >> that's so weird i have a list. >> i can no longer confirm nor deny we have a list. >> as he distances himself from these comments -- >> he says in fact that some of his advisors are jewish. >> there you go. it is like your accountant is jewish. >> yep. >> greg-alogue, greg, you said, quote, the protesters are trying to stop the retirement age from 60 to 62. 62 is still pretty much the youngest retirement age anywhere. and that is right. but austria and italy have a retirement age of 60 for women. but 65 for people who get things done, ie, men. >> oh, andrew. you are no better than mcmillin and his hatred of jews. >> aren't i? can't the french governmental the protesters they are bringing in troops from germany? that will make them stop. >> good point. >> and germany, speaking of, was the first country to introduce a national retirement age. >> i did not know that. >> do you know what else they interest -- they introduced? really sick porn. >> and don't forget volkswagen. >> if they would have shortened their workweek to six days there would have been no occupation. it would have been, boom, you are not coming in. >> you said it could happen here, and will you pointed to the university of california students interest poking to few wick hikes -- .ing to -- pointing to tuition hikes. you need to take math classes. >> great point. >> you just wanted to hear that. >> bill, you mentioned a protest at columbia university. which one? >> there were two we covered at the show, correct? or was it nyu? >> it was nyu. >> yeah, it was the kids that barricaded themselves. >> it urn ited out to be not kids. >> yeah, one kid was from bethl. >> it was not the holy land. >> like you would care. >> it is my holy land too, damn it. >> 11-year-old turns in his parents for having weed. the kid and another sibling have been removed by social services and are staying with relatives. but more importantly you know what this means for the parents? >> it is party time. >> ig -- dig down deep. >> finally the downer. >> and they find out the kid hid cameras everywhere. >> he has -- >> and we have a pot throwing farm. >> the kid has nanny cams. >> bill, you said we are turning our kids into dea storm troopers and that raises a good point. how bad were the parent at hiding their stash? >> weville -- we vilinize the kid, but it should have been harder to ind foo the weed. compare it when they broke through the door and shot the dog and found marijuana residue in their ashtray. the system is the problem, and not this kid. >> good point. >> it is screwed up that they gave him a sticker that said, i turned in my parents today? >> yeah. >> that's not cool. >> it was awesome though too. >> i donated parents today. >> i am done. >> good. go away then. i thought he would never leave. will the latest iphone app earn you a slap? it depends how "the ugly meter" intends your victim. first the user down loads the facial recognition software. that's to my left over there. and then here they use it to scan snap shots of buddies and they are rated from a 10 for terrible down to one for wonderful, ie, what i see in the mirror every morning. critics are screaming cyberbullying and other things i didn't bother paying attention to. says the ceo, quote, if you are 25, 26, or 28, this thing could be funny. it could be quite funny. but in the hands of a 14 or 15-year-old, it could be quite the reverse. someone is using the word "quite." it makes them under sound smart. now to fox news tech correspondent. what do you have for us? >> he loves his juice unlike mr. mcmillin. >> here is the thing. isn't this phone app doing what men already do anyway? >> yeah. >> why do we need the technology -- >> i miss the good old days when you could just figure this out manually. you roll over after a drunken night and you realize, wow, okay, that's ugly right there. >> totally. you just pull out your phone, i'm too lazy to judge. >> although i am excited for it. i can't wait for when my laptop can tell me how small my penis is. >> i will have to play that back and edit it to see what you really said. i hear something else. >> is this another example of the extended adolescents we are going through whefer -- where they tease. >> this would be amusing to 25-year-olds. imagine a high school and girls cheerleading squad. you are a 7, i'm a 6. i'm a 9. that would be a cat fight. >> i would do that now. i would drive to the high school and hang out there and do that to them and watch them cry. >> in fact, get that kid. get the pot kid and he can videotape the whole thing. >> obviously you are hideous. is this app targeted at you? >> yes. i feel offended. as fun as it is to kick ugly people when they are down, i want to be funny and hip and cool on this. but i have come to the considered sophisticated theory that these app dlflers are -- developers are [explative]. with me around you don't need this app. >> no, i hear it ef day. if i don't hear it i have a mirror on the ceiling to show me. greg installed that. my producer tom o'connell, myself and our pa monkey head tested this. let's go to the tape. >> so we downloaded the ugly meter app. it is bill versus the monkey head. are you ready? here we go. we are scanning you now. 10 is the worst score and one is the best score. 5.4 is not bad. but it says, if you are so ugly if you threw a boomerang it would not come back. >> that's cruel. >> why not just rate it and be done with it? >> scanning the monkey head. >> 5.4 is the score to beat. >> i am worried because he has better facial hair than i do. >> he got a 3.4. >> he says if looks could kill you would be a weapon of mass destruction. >> if i had a plastic surgeon -- look, he has a bigger smile to begin with. >> you were just rated uglier than a monkey head. >> i like -- the one thing i like is they assume i have an office. they get to see what i wear when i am not doing the show. i don't have a coat on. >> before i move on, one thing i don't understand is why is one good and 10 is ugly? it reverses everything we have grown up on. it is wrong and immoral and i condemn it. >> what do you do about "fugly"? >> i know what i am doing this weekend. tom selek will discuss his new tv show "blue blood" not here, but somewhere there. but first, footage of people drinking alcohol? well, i have died and gone to footage of people drinking alcohol heaven. like the pain and suffering of others, it makes me feel super happy. i speak of recent studies finding intelligent people are more likely to binge drink and get drunk. why? one sign ti says it is because consumption is a new idea in human history. and smarter people are more likely to try evolutionary and novel things. i am drunk off my butt and clearly that can't be true. let's discuss this in our new lightning round. aka, stories we sort of like, but not enough to include earlier in the show, but still wanted to talk about. let's really quickly do them now. that worked out fine. will, you seem brilliant. why did you start drinking? >> i am even more smart than that. i am hooked on smack. it is genius. >> good are foo you. -- good for you. paul, what about the flip side? why do less intelligent people don't drink as much? >> they are too stupid to find the top of the bottle. >> i don't understand. anybody that has been to a trailer park on food stamp friday find this is wrong. these people drink it as much as intelligent people. >> you see them on "cops" but you don't see everybody else up and down, you know, 6th avenue with their hoity-toity -- >> are you trying to rationalize your own behavior. >> i am a miserable alcoholic. >> that is the drug driving the cops. >> i assumed the women drinks because the guy you are with drinks. >> i can't drink because i get drunk after two sips of wine. >> i have a lovely shaw -- chablis in my office. >> girls drink to loosen up and take the edge off. but, you know. >> by the way, that's code for girls drink so they can have an excuse. >> i need to call my -- >> oh, man, i was with bill, but i was with loaded. >> nice dream. bill, your parents said you are the dumbest person ever. >> my parents are wrong. they were wrong for abandoning me and they are wrong now. >> but you booze more than anyone. >> right. drinking a lot makes you smart, then truly i is the smartest person. >> all right, next topic, a seattle starbucks is offering beer and wine after 4:00 p.m. the idea is to attract a wide variety of customers after the morning you are are. best idea or worst idea? >> they are behind the curve. caffeine in the morning and booze at night. you can have your malt liquor and your caffeine all in one. >> if you are going to mix, why not a shot with jammison? >> no, you will just have people sitting in starbucks siping to a terrible loop of sara mclaughlin. that is wrong. there should be no alcohol there. if you want an 11-year-old kid dealing pot, that's a different story. >> interesting point. i like my stuff separate. i don't go to a bar to drink coffee. >> and something about bouncers outside of starbucks is not working for me. >> bill, think about all those people in their working on their laptops and what happens if they get a little wine in them? >> if i am drinking, i don't want to be around a bunch of baristas. can't get that at the old starbucks. >> the one on 9th avenue you can. >> it is worth it though. >> oh man. >> last topic. to promote mtv's europe music awards, eva longoria parker recorded a ridiculous rap video. watch and enjoy. >> yo, i'm eva longoria. one sweet girl who comes from astoria. i'm latin. i'm not doing no chattin. i'm on tv all over the world. i'm on "desperate housewives" all over the world. >> well, i i mean, i am not going to rag on her for not being a rapper. but this is not part of -- >> did you just ask me a question on rap? i am caught up on the swimsuit and stilettos. >> that's my point. it doesn't matter. >> not at all. >> she make vanilla ice look like jay z, but it is what it is. go ahead. >> you were about to -- >> it is a little distressing. the rapping grannies on springer throw down more than this. >> other than the salt and pepper, when will women learn they can't rap? >> i don't know. but i want to say i have to agree on this and say this proves one thing. if you put a woman in stilettos and a half dress, whatever it is, it really doesn't matter what she is saying. >> bill, you lent her that outfit. you know for a fact that outfit did wonders for you. >> might as well give it to eva. >> and it hides your c seek. >> absolutely. -- your c section. >> absolutely. >> she could have been saying the most intellectual thing in the world and would you have heard it? >> what? >> very good answer. >> just speaking the truth. it is sad, but it is true. >> some things are sad and true. >> you like wine, i heard. >> yes. >> shut up. coming up sh everybody quiet -- coming up, everybody quiet. what is it like? what is it like to bench press 350 pounds? i don't know. i bench 370. i had to wait for that one. what is on my mom's mind these days? my guess is a lot of curly white hair. it is time for messages from mom. kickback and relax and enjoy the latest messages from my wonderful mother. >> i must be out of my mind. today is monday and i am waiting for the giants game to begin. it is like murder incorporated. i am watching it, a nighttime movie, a thriller because you are all tied up -- you are thinking, what is going to happen? what is going to happen? in the end they mostly win by one. it is horrible. i thought it would be relaxing to watch these games, but anyway, you get used to the players. i kind of like seeing what lincecum did, and he did a great job. and torres who thank god he recovered. he can catch all of the dumb balls out in the field. and posey is so cute and darling. anyway, it has been fun watching them. but on the end when they finally won last night i thought, oh, i will go over and look to see what the 49ers are doing. and they are as bad as the giants. they hang in there until the last minute. but they lost. i felt bad. and that football has gotten so tough. you wonder about their brains. i have a cough. i ate a peanut. anyway, it is good. i have to go, bye-bye. >> hi, this is your mother. i enjoyed watching "red eye" last night. especially, you know, your one on one with bill. -- with bill o'reilly. his new book "patriots and --" , "patriots and pin heads" his new book. i called the bookstore and put a few holds on them. and your new book that you wrote, "the bible of unspeakable truths" i will have a few new books to read. wouldn't it be good to have a review of good books now and then on your show? but it was really a good show. and you look pretty good. i would like -- i like the top you have on. well, thanks loads for the -- for telling me it might be on. i will be looking at the show again. bye. >> she got a book plug in there for me. that was nice. >> but she left out where you can get the book which sucked, mom. it is amazon .com. we will close things out -- she ticd me off, actually. andy levy is coming up. to see clips of recent shows go to foxnews.com/redeye. coming up tomorrow on the next "red eye" return appearances from patty anne brown. that's the one on the left. and fox news radio host john gibson. sexy john. >> oh, la, la. time to go back to an -- andy levy for the post game wrap up. >> if my mom did that, i would be livid. >> well, all she has to say is they are in the garage. >> exactly. >> sometimes she doesn't. >> yeah. >> will, what lessons did you learn at the yankees' rangers game? >> it is bad for your health to cheer for a hammills homerun, but don't be scared if you sit by another good old boy. >> fox and friends at 7:15. >> tonight? >> tomorrow. >> 7:15 a.m. >> so we will only have time for two glasses of wine, greg. >> what hut or shack can people find you at? >> i am going to be with jeddidiah and a bottle of wine and i will be at the paw -- the pizzaz center. >> is that the name, really? >> yes, shut up! and then in iowa and illinois at a clenl. i am part of the bob and tom comedy tour. check it out on my website. >> the college shack? >> the pizazz factory. >> the pizazz hut. >> that's like where you get your earrings done at a mall. >> it is a really fun pizza hut. >> the be jeweled