chuck him on the beach. and bill shultz, he stinks of moth balls and did -- and dead birds. and sitting next to me is the man who created "red eye." ceo and author and his late e book is called "kiss of goodbye" is about our economy. i kid. it is about baseball. he knows tv news like i know petting zoos. it is where i do my best work. and he keeps on lying as his pages is dying. good to see you, you pile of trash. >> uncalled for. check out our thursday style section for a report on teens using botox. and then check out my smooth, wrinkle free mug. i am 160 years young, and i never so much as bought a bottle of oil of owe lay. i am a little drunk though. >> i can tell. >> but it doesn't affect the aging process. if anything, i am pickled. >> you are pickled pink. he is moving his feet despite possibly losing his feet. charlie wrangle did the two-step despite calls to step down. the not so tiny dancer who stands accused of violating house rules celebrated his 80th birthday there wednesday night. he looks great. it was a fundraising bash at the plaza hotel in, no. i am not even allowed in there. did he have a good time? screw you, of course he had a good time. he danced his face-off and later told guests, many of them new york politicians, quote, you know, i've been to a lot of funerals where they worked it out, but this ain't no funeral, isn't it? no it isn't, congressman, no it isn't. or is it? he faces ethics trial possibly in september, my birthday, and may lose his seat thanks to calls from members of his party. perhaps this will cheer him up. >> that always cheers me up. but i am easy to cheer up. so a scandal get in the way of a birthday bash? >> i don't think that is the only dog jumping off into the ocean soon. i think old dogs, new tricks, but not old tricks and new dogs. >> but he's 80. wrong time to celebrate his birthday. >> he had to do it. it was planned. he told people he was going to do it. what worried him was the possibility of nobody showing up. him and the plaza and the waiting staff there. so he made calls. how pathetic is it you had to make a call to have people come to your birthday party. when they said, charlie this isn't a good time. you said, you know what, i have a book that has a lot of favors you owe me. come to the party. >> bill, you can identify with that. >> i don't identify with anything. i am unidentifiable. i have a q rating. >> the q stands for something else. answer the question. >> you just asked me with i identify. well, i am told he had 13 candles, one for every ethics violation he was charged with. just having fun. what i want to know is why did he choose to do that? why did he go up and do that? that wasn't a dance. he basically stood there and did that with his arms. >> you are not on camera. >> there, like that. that's all he was doing. >> that's more than you can do, bill. >> maybe he has less to deal with like arthritis. but that was not a skilled dance. >> i thought he was a skillful, skillful dancer. the spotlight was on him. shouldn't a close friend have pulled him back and said, scale back and have it at your home. >> it was already paid for at the plaza. it was a fundraiser. i guess he thought he would need some of the money. the reason he was so happy is deion warwick told him her psychic friends told him he would be clear on all charges. >> maybe a little news here. he turned 80. he's been in congress, what, 40 years -- >> 180 years. >> of all the -- well, maybe he is corrupt, but i still like this guy. he is a veteran. he says what is on his mind. is it time for him to leave? >> i am going to defend give me a buck chuck. i will defend it this way -- he behaved no differently than any other politician in washington. washington is marble and hairspray on the outside and jersey shore on the inside. it is dancing, silly tans and botox. he is doing what every other politician does. >> you know what i like about him. i am saying this as a 45-year-old very old man, that he is for the draft. isn't he like the only politician that wants to reinstitute the draft? >> he is one of the few that has the credibility to say that. he served the country. he served honorably. he can say, look, it didn't do me any harm except make me corrupt. >> he served his country in the 54th regimen, i believe. yes, the civil war. >> i know so little about history that i thought he was telling the truth. moving on. from birthdays to babies. a new study says one in 12 brats born in the u.s. are the off spring of illegal immigrants. the pew hispanic center, my seventh favorite hispanic center said in 2008 illegal babies made up 8% of all births on american soil. that's like 60 million babies, 60 million. says jeffrey pacell, quote, unauthorized immigrants are younger than the rest of the population and are more likely to be married and have higher fertility rates than the rest of the population. you know what he is saying? they are hot. people are hot and have a lot of sex. the statistic comes in the wake for calls for changes to the 14th amendment which says, quote, all persons born are naturalized in the u.s. and subject to the jurisdiction there of, end quote, and are automatically american citizens except bill shultz. senator lindsey graham wants to look into turning over the amendment which encourages illegalses to come and have anchor babies. another, lamar smith, says itsdid -- doesn't need overturning because it was meant to give freedom to freed slavs and not the off spring of illegal immigrants. that was really long. i don't do this for a living, do i? they can all agree this guy is awesome. >> it looks like jazzersize. >> if that guy was skinny we wouldn't have ran that tape. >> it would have been graceful if he was skinny. it would be like, oh, look at him with his moves. >> even you, the leftist pink owe who hates america with every fiber of his being knows this percentage 1 in 12 is scary. that's a lot of illegal babies roaming the streets with knives. >> with the guns. >> they are holding them in their mouthses. >> i have a bipartisan solution to this. >> really? >> that is free taxpayer supported abortionses for i llegal immigrants. everybody is happy. >> are you a sick man. >> that will grab right wing support for you. >> liberals love abortions. >> it is true. you have offended both sides at the same time. that's amazing. is this a big problem or a political gimmick to excite the vote against obama? >> 340,000 babies in one year. if you figure exponentially, it will keep going. >> that's usually the problem with exponentially. it keeps getting bigger. i said it was 50 million. we will have to check that at half time. >> you said something much bigger. before they didn't have states. they talked about anchor babies and now they do. it is a big issue, isn't it? it is something we have to deal with. >> it is, and every one of you should be terrified. >> what is so bad about anchor babies? >> it is a problem. you can play those figures anyway you want to. i don't think the study intended to create this kind of furor. you read the numbers and one in 12 or one in 8 or whatever it is will excite a little of the population. >> it is a lot of diapers, bill, and you know about that. >> we all wish you were born elsewhere, preferably in the ocean. >> don't speak for everyone. >> we know the founderses -- when they came up with this amendment, they never expected this problem. >> they never expected cell phones, greg. they never expected a lot of things. >> if you look at the constitution closely, they outline what happens if cell phones are inent haved. you just haven't looked at it. >> franklin was a genius. they all were. since the constitution took affect -- i want to make sure i am right, in 1789, there have been 11,000 attempts to amend it. you know how many times it has worked? 27. this ain't gonna happen. so what do you have here? you have a bunch -- you have all these babies that are going to vote. you are not thinking forward here. all of these guys will vote. you think they will vote republican now? >> if they were smart they would. republicans offer freedom. >> i often vote for people who spit in my face and don't want me here. >> they don't spit in anybody's face. you are a miniature harry reid who thinks all hispanics should be democrats and you make me sick to my stomach. >> i am not hairy in the least. >> you are a hairless dolphin of a human being. >> you don't even have any fins. >> john, moody, here is how i look at the constitution. i look at the constitution as a beautiful building you move into and you go, wow, it is beautiful. and there is a big, giant hole in the floor. shouldn't you try to fill that hole? >> they will not try to change the constitution. they will try to amend one of the amendments. the 14th amendment was not put in place by our sacred founding fathers. and it is an amendment and maybe it is time and it is usefulness and the original purpose have passed. >> lamar, is that his name? he said you don't have to amendment it because it doesn't apply? >> the line you gave before in the lengthy introduction about how all persons born in the u.s. are subject to the jurisdiction there of. the argument being that if they are born to illegals, they have not subjected themselves to the american jurisdiction. and therefore it is a loophole you wouldn't need. >> or make it easier for parents to become americans. >> i like that voice you put on there. >> it was like the after school special when you sum everything up. >> it is a special bill. >> you need a very special bill pair of glasses. >> yeah. they would be much less angry. >> do you want to say something? >> i think people are looking at the story wrong. this is a sign of a healthy country. russia doesn't have an anchor baby problem. >> fair point. >> people love this country, and they want their kids to be raised here. we just want them to come in the right way. i understand both sides, but i have friends of mine that went through -- they jumped many fences to come to this country. that's all we are asking. >> we need a big wall. >> a fence doesn't work. >> a mote made of a wall. >> it is a clan of root less ideas. >> that intro was sent in by a viewer, probably one of the best ever by the way. so new york governor david patterson offered state property to the developers of the mosque near ground zero. while patterson wasn't against the mosque he realized it might be good for everyone, quote, see something else worked out, end quote. the developers reect jed the offer. according to ap, patterson wondered why the developer didn't bother to, quote, hear what we are actually talking about, end quote. and so i return to the tweet i received from the mosqueteers when i asked them if they would welcome my new islamic gay bar. the most popular name is outfit elf. they wrote squash -- "you are free to open what you like. if you don't consider the sensibility of muslims you will not build dialogue. and so i tried to build dialogue. i called them and then tweeted them all day asking them why they rejected patterson. and then i invited them on red eye. in the spirit of communication, they turned down my offer to come on the show. their reasoning? i wouldn't engage in dialogue. by asking them to come on the show and talk about the mosque, i was not engaging in dialogue. and by refusing to come on the show, they were. when it comes to the mosque, tolerance is a one way street. we tolerate them, they hate us. or they hate me. i don't want taxpayerses subsidizing this, but i decided to go two steps further and i am adding a ladies' night for bill. but also a bad as stereo system featuring the world's most powerful sub woofer. it is the eminent tech trw17. gizmoto says it approaches that of jet engines, nuclear explosions and plate tectonics. now imagine how it will sound through that. ♪ run away ♪ run away if you disagree with me, you are a racist homophobe who won't give back the erasure records. 70 par of americans are against the building of the mosque. is it time to listen to america and stop being jerky jerk faces? >> the mosque builders? >> yes. >> when it comes to religion, i am all or nothing. either all the cults get all the rights or none. my opinion on this is i would really rather religions be outlawed. >> so really frankly -- >> go with zeus, i wish you luck, but i disspies all of these pyramid schemes. >> you were going to love that. >> they won't address patterson's offer. they won't consider the move. yet, they say they are open to dialogue. a little huh poke craw see here? >> if david patterson had shown this much good sense, he would be gearing up for re-election. >> that's a great point. >> this was really smart on his part. >> it was very smart. it gave creedence to the ability to build a place of religion anytime you want. but for goodness sake, use common sense. there are people who are very, very upset about this. >> absolutely. i mean, it is -- people died there, pab. what do you have to say about this? not only that, but the people behind the mosque. this guy won't renounce hamas. they have interesting thoughts. what are you making of it? >> this guy like you said, he refuseses to admit hamas is a terrorist group. here we are calling him a moderate at taxpayer expense. these are the same people that put the fort hood shooter on the transition committee to advise president obama. maybe they are not such good judges of character. i am not sure of that. but john is right. patterson called their bluff and they had to show their cards. >> and that's what they told me on the tweet. then every report said patterson said they rejected the of oner. i don't have much time, bill. you have to admit they need to come on "red eye." >> they are not going to. i love how they have been scurrying the issue. invite patterson to opening night, but don't tell him it is a gay bar and see how long it takes him to figure it out. that's a fun idea. we need to film it. >> how many human head can fit in a standard kitchen freezer? patty anne brown with the answer. and is it over for this pair thanks to a ball that wasn't fair? we report and you stay in your chair. he ditched his lover by running for cover and now she is looking for another. where do they get these names? after he chose to skadaddle rather than protect his lover at an astros game on monday night. the incident seen here, he is hitting the ball and you can see the guy moving away there. he was in the red shirt. he was picking up his girlfriend. there we go again. i keep looking at the fat guy. i have to stop looking at the fat guy. >> that was the one dancing. >> thank you very much for that. >> he moved away. >> this set off a flurry of debate off how much of a coward this dude was versus why the victim was still with him. the latter question was still answered when the pair was interviewed during the early show this, month. let's go to tape. >> i didn't think -- it is still not a big deal. it is just the fact -- well, it is not. it is not big news. but it is the fact that so many people watched it i didn't think that was going to happen. we got interviewed by that lady or whatever. i thought it was going to go on the big screen. >> there you have it. so are you a couple? not a couple? what is the status of this? >> all right. well, it is not over because of the ball -- >> more than we want to know. >> it is never over because of the ball. i don't know where i am at this point. >> john, should she have dumped him because of that? it is clear she did. >> what was amazing is watching her on that broadcast and she couldn't believe she was facing millions of people discussing her shabby little life and this loser that she was trying to ditch. >> that's so true. pab, would you have left -- not your husband, but say you were dating somebody while your husband doesn't know, and he did the same thing. what would you do? >> so my boyfriend. >> yeah. >> i kind of sympathized with him until they explained that he wanted to move to the lower seats, and she said yeah, but we might get hit by a ball down there. he said, don't worry, honey, i'll protect you. jerk. don't actually make a prom like that and then the ball comes and he moves out of the way. >> in fact, that was the first time a man had never not kept a promise to a woman. >> i enjoy it when a woman does a man's voice. i don't know why. it is the same generic man's voice. what is going on? >> not smart gender. >> it is one of those moments that explains character it. like when george in seinfield ran out of the children's party because he thought there was a fire and he threw people aside? >> it is amazing how much a flinch reveals about character. you know during a zombie apocalypse he would throw her. that dude is a squealer. you can always tell a squealer because they flinch like that. >> boy, he will never live that down. bill, who is the real winner here? foul balls? >> foul balls definitely not. did you see how hard that thing hit her body? >> i am team bo on this one. i feel bad for this guy. he takes the girl to a ballgame. he spent a lot of -- >> he spent a lot of money on a hot dog. >> and the price for a ticket, even in texas. >> it is $7 or $8. >> and he is probably not making that at the jiffy lube. and now every tom, dick and harry is saying what a jerk he is and they would have done the same thing. the real loser is harry smith. he asked if they are not going out anymore during a deadly dull interview. she says they are not dating anymore. what does he say? well, i have already asked too much. let's go to a break. that's it, you hack! you have this great story and you ruined it. there is a reason cbs is cbs, greg, and that's the reason. >> because of harry smith. >> although i do love his pairs. they are good. coming up, what is it like living in a castle under the sea? patty anne brown tells us of her unusual abode. did we get the flight attendant's story all wrong? this is "red eye" so probably. well, you can mark your calendars now. october 3rd will be national greg is totally rad day. but it will be the last day of the acclaimed comic strip, kathy. did i say acclaimed? i meant diseased. the writer retires the constantly de presented character 34 years of a hawrching her when she was one of the few women creating a daily syndicated strip. says the cartoonisting i like dealing with women on a deal level. it felt special that women would cut out my strip and place it on their refrigerator. there is a dude magnet. it has been very moving and i feel lucky to be able to connect that way. excuse me while i throw up through my ear lobes. how will it end for kathy? lucky for you we obtained a preliminary sketch of the final strip. wow. >> oh my goodness. >> she really is an unhappy person. which john am i going to? moody, all right. would you ever date a woman if you came home and saw a kathy comic strip on a refrigerator? >> i would only do it if my spouse was not aware of the situation, like patty anne. what i would not do is date a cartoon character with three fingers. it is just not in me. >> you might save on rings though. that's the thing. devore, -- >> a very kathy wedding. >> by the i way -- do you know what love is? that was what love was about and not kathy. there was only one panel so if you didn't like it you just moved on. kathy was three panels. comics were for kids. they were supposed to be jolly. remember beatle bailey? the girls were sexy. and then kathy came in and they were not sexy. >> all i ever read going up was the lock horns which is a comic strip about spousal abuse. >> and funny. >> look, the only problem with kathy is that she should have been sluttier because she obviously suffered from compacted or -- argasm syndrome. >> that was the nape of the strip. >> let's transition to the sadness of the strip. it was introduced through her poor self-esteem. she was eating ice cream and wondering about things people wanted to get away from. that's why you went to the comic strip. >> yeah, she was -- she did have a lot of vices, the binging and other stuff. i was just surprised to hear that there were new strips for the past 34ers yew. i thought it was six months of material and they were just repeating it ever since. >> no, they probably have and we just didn't notice. bill, you lived your life according to kathy, didn't you? >> yes, a self-help book i created in my mind. i liked about kathy she said ack when things went awry. she had the cute heart t-shirts and her hair would get electrocutey when things got really, really crazy. >> you obviously read her every day. here is what i didn't like about kathy -- she is fat. >> i think it shows a lot of courage to criticize somebody's hair style. >> i live my life. things are about to get crazy! aack. from kathy to caw that are particular. will fans of steven slater turn to steven haters? it turns out the story is suffering at the hands of rude, abusive passengers may be over blown. he may be the jerk. according to one passenger, it was slater who first urs cked at a woman who simply asked where her lug again was stowed. says the eyewitness, i didn't think she was rude in the least. he was so inappropriate. another passenger aren'ted asking slater for a towel to clean up coffee on her seat. she said slater rolled his eyes in a rude manor and then barked, no, maybe when we get in the air i need to take you are ka of myself first, honey. other passengers said he spent a lot of time patrolling the aisles opening the bins and slamming them shut. one woman is sticking up for him, his ex-wife, of course. >> he is such a gentleman. i think this is an indicative sign of how frustrated he must have been. i must go out on a limb and say this passenger was a nightmare. >> he has an ex-wife? anyway, so what really happened in the plane? we have tape. >> that cleared up nothing. pab, who do you believe, the passengers or slater? >> well, first of all the ex-wife by the way when asked about their marriage says love has no gender bias. so let's be clear about that. actually he is getting a bad wrap. this was part of a new airline security plan. you know how when you are confronted with a crazy person you act craze yes, sir than they are because that is what will scare them off? he was just trying to ensure if there was anybody crazy on the plane they would look at him and say, maybe i won't get off the plane at all. >> here is my take on the whole thing -- the guy is treated like a hero even on "red eye" how great he was. then it occurred to me, if he had done this before the plane tooked off -- gee wiz. >> i am here as a language consultant. >> he did it after the plane landed because the plane would have been cancelled. so it is all about timing. >> what i know for sure is if i don't want to go to a baseball game with him because if a ball comes our way, he is out of here. but he will bring sushi. >> devore why did we initially think this guy was so great? >> because he was a modern folk hero. the service industry sees society as it really is. we are a bunch of entitled, selfish monkeys. again, i wish that life had an inflatable escape chute. i rooted for this guy. if he is in fact a fashist queen, then maybe he can work on planes that are cheaper than normal flights. if i can get 50 bucks knocked off my ticket, i will endure terrible human beings. >> bill would pay $50 more to endure that. >> right. >> pleasure in pain. >> he will get a reality show. it must bother you. >> it bothers me. when you think about it, when are flight attendants right? when are you rooting for them? it is the passenger the one that get screwed. we just like the way that he did it. we like the way he quit. but flight attendants are not good people. they are not. >> i want to interrupt. a red eye apology. >> i had too many problems. >> when i fly, i have nothing but good things to say. >> you are on ambien. >> true. >> i had flight attendant who are big fans of "red eye." >> there is a good one. >> that's all i wanted to say. >> they are not fans of "red eye" anymore. >> if you have a comment go to red eye at fox news .com. call 212-462-5050. >> tonight's half time report is sponsored by my great grandparents. great gam-am said their secret to the 50-year marriage was they liked the same thing, like salmon. welcome back. let's find fought if we have got anything wrong so far. let's go to andy levy. what do you have beside a freezer full of double-stuffed oreos. >> i have a card from a founding father, greg. someone at this network is jealous. >> i bet. that's all i got. >> see you later. >> charlie wrangle, so wrangle said "this damn show ain't no funeral" and i think we can also safely say, this ain't no disco. >> and ain't know foolin around. >> john moody, you said what really worried wrangle is that nobody would show up. what about people like our dear mayor bloomberg who showed up and made jokes about the whole ethics situation? is screwing the people you are serving supposed to be funny? >> i think he was also upset bloomberg did show up. it was a lose both ways situation. bill did not serve in the 54th regimen. he is a korean war veteran. we honor his sf and not much else about him. one in 12 births are due to illegal immigrant. i don't think bipartisan means what you think it means. >> i think you think it means something nobody agrees with. >> i just want everybody to be happy. >> this is my point. i don't think you know what that means either. >> i'm happy. >> john moody, you don't think the hispanic center would know the figures would cause such a furor. >> i think they knew the i'm plough cages of going on "red eye" and the rest of the country took them by surprise. >> patty anne, you know the 14th amendment says all people born in the u.s. to the jurisdiction there of are citizens and they haven't subjected themselves to jurisdictions if they didn't apply to them. some do argue that. illegal immigrant are subject to the laws of our land. that's where we get the illegal part of it. >> this is true. >> it is not my argument. >> and the second part rkt the 40th amendment is talking about people who are born here. so we are talking about the babies and not the parents. >> how do we know they are actually babies and not tiny people? >> it is a fair question and i have done research. i can show you later a couple pamphlets that get to the heart of this, greg. >> i would be happy to stop by and look at these pam pamphlets. >> and thank you for the soda. although i feel dizzy. >> you will be fine when you get to my place and sit down. >> great. >> by the way, the same center said 80% of the undocumented moms who gave birth had been in the u.s. for over a year and many here for a decade. >> so they are slow. >> it kills the whole anchor baby thing. >> why do they call it pew, andy? can't they change the name? >> his name is bartholemew pew. >> was he named after a skunk? >> i totally made that up. he had a great uncle i'm thated pep why. -- peppy. they say the developers of turned down his offer. pab, you said govenor patterson called the bluff. i don't think that is a charkt eyeization of what he did. he was just trying to be, quote, adamant to those who built it. i don't think he looked at it as calling his glove -- calling his bluff. >> if he won't consider the sensibilities of muslims you will not build dialogue. patterson's point was, if he won't consider the sensibilities of the people who lost people on 9-11 or who lived through it downtown, you are not trying to build dialogue either. >> i got it, i'm that the bar of dialogue. they can never say you haven't. >> that's a great idea. >> just name it bridges. >> it is a gay bar so let's call it dialogues. >> you say the people turned down the offer to come on "red eye." to be fair he said they turned down a number of network tv show appearance requests so please respect that. >> sorry. i wasn't apologizing for that. i was apologizing for joke i made. >> notice i just moved on. >> anyway, watch the tape later and you will see it. >> that was an excuse. >> what i said was they say they turned down many network tv requests that they won't do any until after ramadan that end september 10th so you can text them then. >> if you can tweet during ramadan, you can come on "red eye." >> you are sitting there tweeting. in the modern era, that is press. >> there are more characters in our tweet. >> john devore, you said he is a squealer. well, his fight or flight senses are in the wrong direction. >> he will -- >> you just have to look at him funny and he will start talking. >> greg, shame on you for taking an anti-kathy stance to drive up readings. it is true. i am trying to inflame the public. >> you are just jealous you you haven't had the affect as that brave woman has. >> how many stories are on people's refrigerators? >> some people put pictures of you under refrigerators. >> let's see. and lastly, is steven slater a jerk? you brought up slater's ex-wife and she said the passengers who say he was a jerk are op pour few nistic seekers. can we stipulate that a woman who married slater is not the best judge of anything? >> i don't want to go there. she is probably a perfectly nice person. >> she is a monster. >> just not a good judge. >> you love kathy. >> she probably reads kathy. >> and i say good for her. >> she is a very nice lady. and so are you. >> thank you. >> glad we ended on a high note. we started on a high note. >> we are just high. coming up, are squirrels urgently trying to tell us something? patty anne brown translates. first, what is the latest news on pop tarts? sounds like another red eye exclusive that is not. so the economy still stinks. the national debt continues to sore, and i had to sell my 200-foot yacht. not much to get excited about these days. that was until this week when the folks at kelloggs gave us a newbie con of hope. i talk about the pop tart store, where all of your sugar re, breakfast dreams can come true. the grand opening was this week. i sent tom o'connor to check it out. i haven't seen him since. >> thanks, greg. here in new york city not a week goes by where there is not a crummy opening of a bar, club, restaurant. we never go because they are all terrible. that's until now. i am here at the grand opening of the mecca of toaster treat. let's check it out. >> caulk me through what it is like having the greatest job in the world. >> it is amazing. you can pick out and make out your own items of pop tarts, frost and sprinkle them anyway you want. you can even make your own shirt. you can also make your own box of pop tarts. >> young you can get me an application? >> i think i can talk to some people. >> is it, like it is for me, a life long dream come true? >> it is a year and a half dream come true. >> do you think you are behind the ball on getting a store up? i have been waiting since 1990. and now you are just getting around to it. what happened? >> i take that as a compliment because we heard that a lot today. we have been order 46 years. josh what are the chances -- >> what are the chances woo that we at "red eye" can get a free supply for year. >> what if i get them to change the name. >> are there mozerrella cheese? >> we are on at 3:00 a.m. so did you ever think about pot tarts? >> no. >> what about cop tarts? pop tarts for cops and they taste like justice. >> we never thought about it. >> maybe switch gears to the animal world. how 3w* pup tarts, snacks for dogs? >> i don't think we will go that way. >> even hop tarts for lazy bunny? how do we make the best food better? add a food in the form of a fruit roll up. >> i have blueberry and rasberry pop tarts. we chop it up and mix it and incorporate it into a fruit rapper. >> when can we see this on a menu? >> i don't think you will ever see this mi where but here. >> you don't think they will have these out at the four seasons? >> tell me about the greatest day of your life? >> i 80 two boxes of 12 pop tarts and didn't get sick. >> of course not. it is the greatest thing on the planet. what did you get? >> a chocolate milk shake with pros stey and chocolate chips. >> trying to cut back, i see. >> what did i learn here today? greg, you have to start looking for a new producer. i'm not leaving this place. i quit. two words, laser light show, buddy. back to you. >> wow. you know who would really like pop tart world? >> who? >> kathy. >> she she would say aack constantly. >> permanently i would go and buy all of the pop tarts and surround myself nude and stuff my face. >> did you have to mention the nude part? >> yes, that was the important part. who wears clothes in bed? >> i wish you could do it with kathy. >> i could cut it out and make her life sized? >> it would take a lot of pop tarts. >> they were supposed to send us the pop tarts, and they didn't. so we are not airing it. we will close things up with a report from andy levy. don't forget you can see me friday on the o'reilly factor at 8:00 p.m. catch bill shultz on the scoreboard at 7 p.m. eastern. stop waiving. time to go back to tv's andy levy for the post game wrap up. >> john moody, what do you make of judge vaughn's decision to allow gay marriages to resume on august 18th? >> he tried to split the baby, almost literally. you should not wait. you should not give a week to do this thing. he wanted to make the ruling that marriages could go ahead again. he has done it and it is a strange thing for him to have done. he will open himself up for criticism. >> john devore, do you have one of your patented hack reviews for us? >> yes, scott pilgrim wins. >> patty anne, quarterbackly, what is going on with your fan club? >> i have a yahoo! fan group and it turns 9 tomorrow. make malone, thanks. >> back to you, greg. >> thank you, andy. i don't have a fan club. thanks to pab. bill shultz you suck. john moody, always a pleasure. that does it for me. i'm greg gutfeld. see you next time. take care.