costly kids are and why you have three. what were you thinking? >> what was i thinking? i know why i have two. the first one was a girl. but why do i have the third one. i slept through the night once. i thought this is easy. brian: if you want to see more of your real life come to the stage. then you will go over to levittown on the 18th. three straight nights. loud out loud comedy club in and owown -- in san antonio, texas. who is raising your children? >> i just leave some bananas. i'm not paying for childcare it's very expensive in this country. brian: i'm sure your kids will