the san diego padres mascot is called the swinging friar the rockies mascot is called egner, and bernie and his sausage friends. [laughter] >> that is what makes "got gutfeld investigates" hard-hitting emmy-winning stuff. >> you can be family, friendly based mascot. you can also be a guy who takes pictures of his penis and he tweets it. once you do one, you close the door and the other. this was his first tweet. i've said it before and will again, don't lead with a leap pick, dylan! >> put them in quite a pickle. >> stop. [laughter] >> i did that. [laughter] >> i've done a lot worse. >> his complexion is much more