♪ ♪ >> greg: we've got time for just one more segment. hit it, gertrude. it's time for... two stupid stories! she blames the clown for letting god down. a christian orthodox woman in russia swing mcdonald's claiming an advertisement or start to break her fast for the first time in 16 years and go get one of their cheeseburgers in april of 2019, that's two years ago. she's asking for mcdonald's to compensate her for what she calls moral damage in the amount of 1,000 rubles, which is $700,000. it's 14 bucks. i still don't believe the story. at least she hasn't stolen anything and blamed it on the hamburger though, that's good news.