homeless guy living in front of each one. so one state is building cars and the other makes people live in them. in texas, you have to build a wall to protect the border. in new york, we had to build a wall to protect women from our governor. in texas, the state bird is the northern mockingbird. in new york, it's a greasy pigeon with one eye and a human finger in his mouth. we call that the goosey. in texas, you have joe rogan. in new york, they have cnn or what's left of cnn. every day someone gets fired or arrested. they're so low on employees, check out their new office assistant. yeah.