>> greg: apparently no matter what befalls the big apple, nyc remains the media capital of the world. it's weird. it's like declaring afghanistan the best place to open a gay friendly bed and breakfast. in new york city you could be pushed in front of a subway train by a guy wearing nothing but a smile and a hospital bracelet, but really, the broadway shows are to die for. nothing makes you forget about your grandma getting mugged for her false teeth than a matinee showing of "hello dolly." have you tried our new york famous bagels? try a local deli, just follow the police chalk outlines on the sidewalk. and be sure to step over the bodies to get to it. the good news is, every homicide comes with a free pickle and a bag of chips. so i want to get out of new york but i have to convince more than my wife. you know, there's my mistress and her kids. three separate states. but also have to convince fox. how do i do that without