>> dogs are man's bes friend. if you introduce him to the internet, you're done. >> gets more likes than you, the dog goes to the pound. >> yeah. >> my dog sexting with the neighbor? no. >> disgusting. >> great to go over to your neighbor's house and -- >> could you explain this picture to my dog? you're sick, man! >> your french foodle is a slug. >> and -- >> i'll have you know -- >> our frenchy is 1-year-old. that's 7. your french poodle is eight. that's disgusting. >> you get a text. i love him. >> but i love him. >> pedophile in dog years. >> you're a poodle-file. >> where am i?