a "washington post" which makes the whole thing redundant when i say it is "the washington post" twice op-ed argues that you should not complain about lack of services or labor shortages. instead, just lower your expectations you don't. you don't have to wait in line for bread if you don't want to. you can just starve or embrace the weight. and raising means the government has to do work. we even made you a handy video to help americans get on board. ♪ ♪ >> hey there, kiddos. have you heard about the so-called national supply chain crisis? there is a lot of misinformation going around but the truth is with a shortage of goods, there's never been a better time to lower your life's expectations. sure there might be bread lines but hey, what a great way to meet your neighbors. no toilet paper on the shelves? no problem. you are also eating much less. rising gas prices? that means less money for your crippling pill addiction.