me. my needless condolences go out to you, the audience. you thought you were getting got filled. instead, you're getting someone taller, better looking, and someone who didn't get fired from a magazine. you got "watters!" instead. this is like buying tickets to see jerry seinfeld and carrot top takes the stage. i give you your money back, but i found out got filled doesn't charge anybody to come see the show which makes sense. but there is a silver lining. unlike a normal show, none of tonight's jokes will go over your head. that i promise you. it's me. and it's an honor to step into greg's shoes today even though it kind of hurts because he is a size 6. greg has been on a hot streak recently.