>> you know what else is a lot of work? would be cheating if you do it with one of your female friends. guys, he's not going to cheat on you with one of his girlfriends, a guy with all the guy friends who says sorry babe, saturday is for the boys and neither one of you ever know the other one exists. the other way is too messy, that's the way it's going to cheat on you. >> you just shouldn't have friends. >> with a boy, that's how you can bang another girl and that's how. >> greg: my guess is you have no female friends because you have no friends. your wife must be thrilled you are an isolated freak. >> all my old girlfriends are friends of mine. i think that's a good judge of character. >> greg: that's a good country song. >> if you remain friends with your girlfriend, it probably means you're doing something