but the truth is, viewership would be way higher if my fans got going electronic devices for meth. i wish i was kidding but the last time i did stand up in reno, at the hotel police were arresting a guy in the parking lot for drug use and as they were legit hog timings the guy in the pavement, he goes jimmy failla, i love your show. you can laugh at me but it's not easy getting up a standup show in real. my gps kept telling me to fire my agent. tonight is not about me or my fans, it's about america's children because all across the country get started going back to the schools. >> back to school. back to school. to prove to dad i'm not a fool. >> that's right, if you live in a red state, your kindergarten learn math through word problems in a blue state, your kids learn to add activity of drag queen. everywhere you look it's time