Christies waist band. She is more stubborn than a hang nail and as painful to look at. It is joe app know is you chip ski joe app nosuchunsky. And his views lean to the far right. The blaze. Coms National Editor and host of the Buck Sexton Show x named buck sexton. Sitting next to me, comedian tom kader. A block the lede. Thats the first story. She took the crown by turning a cup upside down. On sunday night, a day of the week, miss new york was americas next top lady thanks to her beauty, poise and her ability to bang on a red cup. My level is too high to bring me down cant nothing bring me down because im happy. I have seen her perform in the subway before she was arrested. Other contestants include a ven trillion qis can you believe we are finally here . And everybody looks so good. Especially that guy right there. I cant describe this feeling. What is that word again . Superkalifrag that blonde is a good ven trillion qis. Facts about the con tess appeared contestants appeared on screen. That is helpful. Here are other highlights. Eva, iva, this is a terrible party. Finally one contestant admitted to using performance enhancing pixiestix. This is my trick to give myself energy. That was actually pure ecstasy. I want to go to our beauty pageant expert here. Tom . Yes. You were bared of attending the pagent. Did you watch this or are you going by the highlights we sent you . What are your thoughts . I was amazed. What you havent read is miss congenial tee was punched in the face by miss new jersey and i thought that was harsh. That was mean. The cup thing, is that a talent . God bless hershey won. I have a theory that if you dont have a talent there is a list of things you can choose from. It is like going to camp. You can make a wallet or learn how to make oatmeal. It is like a beauty camp i believe. Somebody should have made a macaroni necklace what do you make of the performances . Ventrilaquism scares me because there are two voices i can be accused of over dinner. Thats terrible. Look at these women who are shaking their heads they are disgusted by you. Thats why you are brave. Thank you, thank you. I am going to fade out after that. What are your thoughts i believe this is the craziest miss whatever. Couldnt agree but it was so much fun to watch. Like miss new york. She liked street hot dogs. We wouldnt have known that if they didnt tell us. The ventriliquism, that is a talent. I think it is a talent. I. Talking like this . Thats something. But the cup thing, i feel like she forgot that there was a talent portion to this competition and she was like, oh my god, a cup. My favorite song. It is like if you turn stomp into a oneman show. Let me tell you though, stomp, the whole man show not worth going to. I liked it. I feel bad for miss massachusetts, her parents. When she c her talent she sat at a piano and she redid a classical song, her own arrangement. She was doing the big movement and then miss new york who did the more creative talent. There was an element of creativity there which i applaud. I just like she is new york. Thats why i am even saying this right now, but compared to these girls who have spent all of that time at ballet class and piano class, it stinks. And money. The parents that tons of money to get them these lessons and she picks up a cup. Thats america. It wasnt bedazzles. She is like the steve jobs of beauty pageant winners. Well maybe not, but close. She went into the go ramming into the garage and found a cup and said screw piano lessons. It is a skill you learn at a Sorority House after kegs. And the song, i am not happy with that song anymore. It was a dumb song. I hate that song i hate it. It makes me unhappy. Joe app, i joanne, i have to go to you. There is no evidence on the web that you have ever won anything. I Google Search myself every day and nothing comes up. I said this to you before today. I think it is weird. I think swimsuit competitions are strange. It is weird because it is the only place left on the planet where a girl walks up in the bikini and people go, uhhuh. It is not a bikini competition or body building competition, but they are supposed to be advocates for health and fitness. Thats a trojan horse. As i told you reel yes, sir, there are told you earlier, there are bikini sponsorships. They are modeling and wearing catalina swim wear. It is the designer of the swimsuits and they make appearances in walmarts and sell catalina swim wear. I want to buy catalina swim wear. It is also a visual product. It helps with the folks at home. I dont believe it sells bough bikinis. It just gets us to watch. I like that there are 60yearold women who says yes, lovely, well done. Cheers. I am not a feminist i just say it is a bit weird now. The stilettos too. I thought men were feminists too if you think women should be equal to men, you are a feminist. I think pageants and all of the ladies who partake in them are fantastic. I concur. Was it child rearing or child abuse . The minnesota vickings, an actual football team, the. Over the line and there has to be something child abuse otherwise people will say i need to discipline my kid. At some point there is something too far. I dont think people want to talk about it. Carly, chris carter was passionate he almost said his mom hit him a lot. He was emotional about this. I want to focus on the woman had the switch. Also at the ravens games women and men, but lets focus on women because it is a Domestic Abuse issue involving a woman wearing ray rice jerseys in support of ray rice. This is why the nfl doesnt have to take this issue seriously. Fans will still come out and support the games. There wont be that many sponsors that will drop advertising. And they dont have to take it seriously. And now Adrian Peterson is playing next week. This is outrageous to me. I dont know. Tom, you are a comedian. This is where you go through your head and say what jokes can i say and what jokes cant i say. Charles, everybody has a story of how they were disciplined. Spapged. Spanked. My mom hit me with a fly swatter which is different from a switch. But you are kind of a pest. First of all the kid the folk lore was you had to go and pick the switch and then they would pull the leaves off while they were looking at you. It was not an africanamerican thing in the south, it was white kids too and italian mothers had the wooden spoon, they talk about that. My dad beat me with a hot wheels track. Thats why i am a comedian now. And that is what he would hit me with is bagpipes which is weird because we are scottish. It is weird the thing about wearing the jersey, not only did i not mind them wearing the jersey, but it was the boxing gloves. Terrible. Excuse me. I made you gag. Yes, you did. Joanne, i earlier today the thing that gets me about these stories and i drew a little thing here, they dont end with the story. You have the story which is the incident. Say you have barkley and carter and then you have two people getting outraged about barkley. Within that somebody else will start talking, and then over here on carter you have somebody else talking. So it becomes this weird thing called the media outrage pyramid. What happens is it keeps growing for two weeks until people get tired of the pyramid until Something Else comes out. Isnt this what has happened to news . I believe you must agree with me. I actually do agree with you. Wow, thats good. I am surprised people arent as outraged. The media, yes, but then the public and the people surrounding it if this were a dog we were talking about this sounds awful, but if this were a dog and someone found out their favorite sports player michael vick. Was using their were abusing their pet they would say it is obedience lessons. No, it is abuse. Why isnt the same for kids . Times are changing. Times are changing. On that note i think i will change to another story. We have his approval so we can move on. We want to get out of the child abuse area. Does kanye care about a wheelchair . During a concert in sydney, australia, they have them there kanye west yelled at a disabled kid to stand up. The rapper insisted get out of their seats for one of these songs. I believe it was 99 problems and when not obeyed he was displeased. I cant do the song. I cant do the rest of the show until everybody stands up. Stand up, stand up stand up stand up there are two people left. This is the moment we have to wait for. It is unbelievable. If he is in a wheelchair, then it is fine. Is he in a wheelchair. Oh gee whiz after they released this statement, quote, there was no malicious intent to offend anyone at a kanye concert that he asks for crowd participation. After the statement was read he pushed a nun down a flight of stairs to her death. Joking. It didnt happen. Tom, you are one of the biggest kanye fans do you think any less of him now . There was no malicious intent. He was just yelling at a person in a wheelchair. You dont know this, but he is a faith healer. After the video stopped, that person rose up out of the chair and he laid hands on him. Wouldnt that be amazing if that was true . It is true. He said, should, im kanye and you should be getting up right now. Rise. Do you think he should apologize . I dont think he has the ability to apologize. The funniest thing about it, this is probably the 10th most outrageous thing he has done all year. What do you want from him . Thats true. This is part of his whatever. This is just who he is. If he is not going to apologize for that video on the motorcycle with kim kardashian, he is not apologizing for anything, under any circumstances. That was a pillaging of my eyes when i saw that. That was particularly rough. I have a little sympathy for kanye and he obviously didnt mean to do it. I know some people maybe for example said when are you expecting to a woman who was not. These things happen. People say things they dont mean. Every time i say that you get a look of sadness. Thats the coolest thing ever. It means it is perfect like plastic. It is. Joanne, you agree about his hair. Who is more nare saw cystic, kanye or you . He is. I am trying to learn his ways. I see an old woman crossing the street and hurry up. Hurry up. Just push her. I dont do that. No, you dont. If i spend good money, and it is expensive and i actually have a seat, i will sit if i want to sit. Thats true. And why he would wait for people to stand, he waits for no one. I dont know why he would want to wait. People who are at concerts with seats and insist on standing the whole time and sticking their iphone up, they are the problem. They are the problem. They are one of 99 to quote one of these songs. The one thing that bothers me the most is not the mistake he made, but the mob mentality of pressing everybody to start yelling at some person. Apparently everyone out there was doing wheelchair motions. Apparently kanye couldnt see it was a wheelchair and he doesnt know that this is the universal sign. That looked like a choochoo motion. That may have been one of the dances from the 80s like the sprinkler. We all have the fauxpass i was on stage and a lady was not looking at me. I here. Words were not coming out of her mouth and then i see the cane. She was in the front row and i felt horrible. There was no pump line to that. Punch line. That is a true story. Maybe he would have been a different comedian. Did you feed her that . No. Very good. Coming up, buck sextons hair, does it grow from his head or snap on like a lego piece if they dont open the door for me, they are a terrorist. Can we nip the crud in the bud . On monday the u. S. Government launched a program to train people in america to spot potential violent extremists in our midst. The program will reach to key members of communities like religious leaders and late night talk show hosts. It is to try and stop people from joining jihadys. Mainly the strategy continues to be debated. Former nasa head told world news and world report, quote, the reliance on air power has the attraction of casual sex. There is very little commitment. Finally, was one of the victims from isis is speaking out. I am a u. S. Citizen. The past several weeks have been incredibly challenging. I paid no mind to the overwhelming mentioning of my name to a live, congressional debate. I somehow thought it would pass. I am getting all sorts of looks and although the acro anymore is isil the media continues to use isis. Tom your name is kader. You know what that is like, welcome. You get that everywhere you go. You have to sympathize with isis. Not the group, the lady. They call isils because they are acting like isil. They are killing shiites. Oh, killing. Her parents got cocky and named her of a a princess. I have a friend and their whole life they have had to deal with their last name. When you have a last name like that you are opening yourself up. You are a princess. And the hitler mustache. Before that this was a comedy mustache. It was laurel and hardy and charlie chaplain. Hitly ruin itself and it is now the hit mustache. There is still one person with the mustache. Remember the guy in sparks . No. He is the only person with the little mustache. It was a comedy mustache and hitly ruined it. Hitler ruined it. Carly, your original name was mousy hitler. Should she have to change her name . Absolutely. This woman is so selfish. I mean, come on. Beheadings are happening it is horrific and she is like, my name, my name i want to tell her shut up. She is a big red eye fan so she will take it to heart. What about the program spotting terrorists . I have a theory the inep tau tude of the administration will be infiltrated by people in the terror spotting program. I wonder what the criteria is they will be using. Lis eping to maroon listening to maroon 5. They are barking up the right tree. The Obama Administration says the Islamic State is not easy law america. We are trying to find people who will join the Islamic State. You have to be careful how they part this so they focus on people who are opposed to National Health care. This can have strange consequences for the terrorist groups. The milf is a real group and no one takes them seriously. The moral islamic liberation front. I know i blew your mind. People are like, sir, there is a milf operation going. People giggle. It happens all the time. They are a serious Jihadist Group out of the philippines, but they get no respect. I have seen that acro anymore and just blew by it. Oh this is a joke. I was in senior level meetings where guys would be like they said milf. That makes me feel very safe. Just saying. This whole idea of spotting a terrorist would have been help helpful. You dated the shoe bomber richard reid for two years. You never suspected it. People didnt know that. I feel like it could be like the salem witch trial. Spot the terrorists and tell us who they are. How can anyone do that . It is somebody that makes them feel uncomfortable . They take the ideology out of it. They say it is similar Teaching Community leaders or teachers to spot gang members in the schools. When it comes to criteria there is nothing we can say makes the guy feel like a terrorist. They wear tshirts sometimes. They wont say anything that helps find terrorists. They profile with dark clothes. They think of beards and the amish. Always using twitter. Using duck guy nasty. I have a beard. I have been married to it for years. I am having a getting together. Just bring a half robe and strawberries. They call that a kamono. It is a robe. Get your facts straight. B block. Do edits. I was going to make a bigger point about terror venezuela is facing its biggest threat of. First, a word from our sponsor. Tonights sponsor is the straw man the perfect gift for any poll tegs or arm chair public dit. It is what they need to succeed. Sales of straw men have been on the rise. Act before coming doesnt. Dont leave the house withoutpr. A promise that hit the beaches of normandy. A covenant that split the skies over berlin. A vow that captured iwo jima. A promise was made. A solemn oath that liberated seoul. A sacred trust that defended khe sanh. A pact that dug in in da nang. A contract that weathered tet. A promise was made. A pledge that stormed the desert in iraq. 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Oh, that always happens the first time and then you fall in love. Here is my theory. This may make sense. I feel great about myself when i am under a blanket. I dont feel fat. In the winter we all feel a little better about our bodies. Exactly. Of course this makes sense. Their bodies are covered up so they are not thinking about them. I kind of envy that especially right now. I just pray to god that my cellulite is not showing. What cellulite . I almost wore nothing. What is cellulite . We dont want to discuss it lets be real. Isnt cellulite fat . Is it a thing . Oh yeah. It is dimpled indentations. When you see it you know it. But i have to say that iran has the nose job capital of the world because a lot of times everything is covered but their phases. They are focusing on that. They have seven times the rate of a nose job than the united states. That makes sense to me because everybody is looking at that thing. Did you think this is a strategy to make women accept the hejab . I am just glad we switched to the less contentious topic. So this is what we call an unintended consequence. I may wear a jimmy buffet hawaiian shirt, but i dont have to wear that every day. All the time. In my case it is a jiggalow. This would be one piece of it that maybe it is not true. I am more concerned with dressing women like bee keepers so they can be treated like property. Thats just me. You are so sexist to deny the right of a hejab you know that debate has been made. The president made that. And feminists in the country will say it is sexy to dress this way i spent a fair amount of time in of a in afghanistan especially when you buy a car because you cant see it. It is how they do things over there. Speaking of somebody who has that kind of hair, you know what it is like to wear a lot of things. Tom . Yes, sir. What do you make of this . Good question. I prefer the burka to the hejab. I agree it is liberating. You dont have to shave your legs. You dont have to shave your pits. You have to tweez your eyebrows because thats all anybody will see. I like lets make a deal. You dont know what is under there. I will take door number one, door number two. Thats very romantic. Should we look at being concerned about your body image as a good thing . If you dont care about the the bodd be obese. It gets us to the point where it is disruptive to your image of yourself in a negative way. I think the real question this article is trying to pose is which is more oppressive . Having to wear the hejab or the body image issues . I would say having to wear it is alt more oppressive. It is not really the choice. It is not like a mental state like you have to find yourself in. It is a moral distinction they make in islam and they suggest that this is because men cant control themselves around women which is bizarre and we shouldnt complain. We do have problems. But the fact that the women have to dress a certain way because of our flaws is part of their patriarc. The proof is in the pudding compare us with the body issues and then go to saudi arabia where they are liberated. We just party in our black cloaks. No. False. I think it could be huge under that. You just jumped to the punch like. You went from a to c with no b. You didnt even knee need help. They are obsessed with breast. A Breast Implant shortage in venezuela has lead women to opt for dangerous alternatives. Restrict currency controls lead to a lack in cash to import the foreign goods. Desperate women in a look obsessed country are settling for low quality implants. They are the wrong size and made in china. If you look under the breast it says made in china. It is the subject of tonights i know it is in venezuela. Once again we are joined by a live studio audience panel. A show of hands, how many of you would like to see me row roller blade nude into a large vat of jello . I got a clear majority. That will be what i am doing with lou when i get back. What is worse, im plant shortage or the food shortage . The implant shortage. I know the world is falling apart, but this is an outrage we should start a fund the red eye boob aid. This country is in dire straits. No toilet paper and food shortages. I thought youment america. Thought you meant america. Yes, for four years. Whatever is crumbling is a policy our media enjoys. Here is what they dont want you to recognize. It has the Largest Oil Reserves in the world. They are sitting on a giant atm machine that spews out endless amounts of cash. When you put the Community Organizers on top of the period and they decide what banks can do and the prices and what kind of Health Care People get, bad things happen. You run out of toilet paper and run out of food and then you run out of implants. They dont want people to make the comparison. We have too many im implants, dont you think . They have been sending oil to joe kennedy. I think we should reciprocate and Breast Implants to them the alternative is the chinese implants. You are the expert. I am not going to respond. Joanne, breast enhancement is like a birthday gift. Usually when girls turn 15. Pagent pagenthry is huge in venezuela. I also believe they are tax exswrem tax exempt. Is there Tax Exemption in a come communist country . Ay i dont think they taxes. I am nervous for these communist girls. How will they win . Just maybe venezuelas priorities are a little off. Didnt know you could have implants in pageants, can you . Oh yeah. Then why cant you have steroids in baseball . Because the body is moldable. If a woman can get im plants for miss universe, then barry bonds could take anabolic steroids. It is performance enhancing. It is like drinking caffeine before you do red eye. Coming up, my arrest video. It has bt hasnt happened yet. Order it at g gutfeld. Com. Could your make a Film Festival . In the of the shooting they will start wearing cameras, but the downside, arrest video could end up online. They are out sourcing the storage of digital evidence, raising concern that the data could be accessed and then leaked on the internet. The laws on how to deal with the concerns, so should cops shoot video and worry about questions later . Thats the subject of tonights red eye debate 2014, live from the red eye debate center. Welcome to tonights red eye debate. In the basement of my uncles duplex i am greg gutfeld. As a reminder all guests get a free back rub from my uncle as long as i perform a number of chores in the garden. You love getting your photo taken. But would you still love it if cops are taking the shot and your friends could see it . It depends what i am doing and if i am in pajamas or if i am looking great. If it is a knit out on the town if it is a night out on the town. I think the cameras are necessary now. The only way to get justice is to have the video. Just like any new law someone will be the guinea pig and thats when restrictions are going to come into place. Tom, if you get arrested would you be assumed your tape would be released to tmz . I have a friend that was arrested and they need cameras in case of a suicide watch. This friend needed to have a bowel of movement and to this day he does president know who watched him have a Bowel Movement because there is no partition. There is not even toilet seat. Do you lose any sense of of privacy when you are in public anyway. You are that guy. I can tell he is talking about himself. How about those red sox. Horrible year. More like brown socks. Should we release the cameras . I think it is necessary. I think the documentary show cops is ahead of their time. It is in the 30th year. I watched it every saturday to make sure i didnt do anything stupid. One most icon songs. Bad boys. What was the name of the band . I have no idea. I think cameras are available, but my problem is the the most people are not used to the Way Police Deal with people on the street. Either the police will have to change behavior or they will see theption they dont president what to see. Think about that run up to the shot. You will see the whole thing and the amount of money on the line. I am not talking about the police, but other people who have tried to get access. Think about getting a celebrity. What would people pay to see from mel gibson . A lot of money this will absolutely get abused. Last word to myself. I know i will get arrested at some point. I have another 20 or 30 years and there will be a medication involved. It will happen. I will just pre tape one. While you are young and fresh. Coming up, are bush and hitler the new apples apples and oranges . We discuss. You decide. E block. Last story. Thats the last story. The assignment was as as saw 9 meant a teacher kids to compare george w. Bush to adolf hitler. It described the two men as men who were in power and abused their power in various ways. After reading the articles the students were told to compare and contrast them by using a dye that most resembled boobs. He responded saying no dcps curriculum says to make these comparisons in anyway. The teacher used poor judgment and will apologize. He also said the unidentified teach deeply regrets the mistake and the teacher has not been fired. Should she i am assuming it was a she. I think it is a she. Should she be fired . She . She absolutely should be fired. How has she not been fired already . You know 6th graders will remember in one thing for the rest of their lives. From 6th grade we learned george w. Bush and hitler may have some similarities it is crazy. You know what, tom, they are both men and they have six letters in their first names. Is that enough. I guess. I havent done the mass. If she in fairness people have been comparing obama to stalin and lennon. No. Ou were going to make a we are going to pull the bail on that. You have been compared to hitler in the past. You are watching nbc, apparently what should happen . I dont think people should get fired for everything they do because everybody would get fired. This person is not an adept teacher. There is probably a speaking gig for somebody like this. Is this why if you have children you will home school them . Definitely and then to say she used poor judgment because a diagram is judge meant. You will need to think and plan this out. And then i worry about the kids and the sympathetic to terrorists and being absorbed in con spear theories president we are starting them young. 6th grade . No they have to get to college. You know who i blame it on . Ven. Brother to sven. Every diagram that doesnt turn out right. Vinn diesel. That was great. It was. She wrote it. Special thanks to buck sexton and joe know nosuchunsky and mr. Tom kodder. Neil all right, so scotland is staying, but also staying is this antiestablishment sentiment that did not go away. Thats the only scottish thing ill do. But it is spreading to other European Countries and even in the united states, this notion, that people just want to rebel, that theyve had it with the powers that be, regardless of where those powers are to be. To former ceo tom stenberg, one thing i noticed in a lot of the votes on this, even though the no vote was bigger than thought is its close to half the scots