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[ theme ] hello current t. V. Land. The marco rubio thing, once we get a comedy bingy its fun. He drank, he snacked exercised, and drank again. It was cute. He made fun of it all the way through. Were not doing anything. Well wait until youre done. The president spoke for an hour. He didnt take a drink once. Not once. Because he is superman. Jacki sheckner in the current news center. President obamas going to travel to georgia today to talk about another part of his state of the Union Address guaranteed high quality preschool education. Hes visiting a prek. Class and then going to the Decatur Community Recreation Center to give some remarks. Later, he is back in washington where hes going to hold an on line fireside hangout to talk more about the state of the union. It will be steramed live on whitehouse. Gov on you tube. Rubio said this about his own humble lifestyle. I still live in the same working class neighborhood i grew up in. My neighbors arent millionaires, theyre retirees who depend on Social Security and medicare. Politico reports as rubios west miami working class neighborhood, his home is up for sale for 675,000. Now, in case you think maybe the home just appreciated a lot in the last few years, the rubes bought the house for 550,000 in 2005 according the a miami her and would report in january. He is reportedly looking to move to washington, d. C. He is looking to turn this awkward mid speech sip of water into a money making opportunity. His reclaim america pack is now selling rubio branded Water Bottles for 25 a pop. In his emails to supporters, the pac said his message was too liberal and inspiring and thats why the liberals are focusing on the water and not the rubio message. Were back with more after the break. Stay with us. Very, very excited about that and very proud of that. Beltway politics from inside the loop. We tackle the big issues here in our nations capital, around the country and around the globe. Dc columnist and four time emmy winner bill press opens currents morning news block. Well do our best to carry the flag from 6 to 9 every morning. [ theme ] announcer ladies and gentlemen, its the Stephanie Miller show. Stephanie it is the Stephanie Miller show, welcome to it. Six minutes after the hour. 1800steph12 the number, toll free from anywhere. Happy valentines day everybody. Im wearing red. Stephanie happy valentines yeah me, too because im so excited. Stephanie jim the only one here married with anybody. I have two cats. Nancy and fred. Do you know how to say hello valentines day to me . Buy a ticket to chicagos sexy liberal tour. Do it, its the only midwest show he this year. Thats it. Thats right. Stephanie theres going to be a west coast show. Thats it. Its the only way to say i love you today. Lets hear it for all the single losers. Put a ring on it. [ laughter ] Stephanie Chris and i neglected to do that, sadly. Must have done it twice. You know, shows how did you mean i am. Stephanie you really believe in love. [ laughter ] stephanie its just a stupid manufactured holiday. Stupid manufactured holiday to feel bad. Its also Fred Douglass manufactured birthday. Stephanie manufactured to make you feel mad. Im done with everybody newspaper and magazine. Just like steph if the referral box. Stephanie thank you that will cheer me up. [ laughter ] stephanie before we do right wing world because were helpers, just because i dont have love doesnt mean i dont want my right wing friends to find it. I created tea party harmony the only site with the patented 19 dimensions of douche dory, where youre guaranteed to find someone as narrow minded as you. We both know obama was born in hawaii. I dont like taxes. Im afraid of brown people. Dont tread on me. I found out he cave likes it. Find the one person who is going to love you passionately for the tea party guntoting nut you really are. Review your compatible wing nut for free. Stephanie we love you. Sounds like your guy dr. Neil patrick harris. Stephanie it is not tyson. Neil armstrong. Stephanie you know who loved me if only id book him every week. Karl. Stephanie karl frisch. Stephanie hello, karl frisch. Happy valentines day. Do you have any idea how difficult it is to destroy the institution of marriage when youre not in a relationship. Stephanie were trying. Were trying over here. All right. So karl frisch, i mean the marco rubio stuff the comedy gift that keeps on giving, right . It certainly gives something although, you know, prop humor is not lending itself very well to people who only can communicate over the phone. I saw it, should i get some springs, should i gargle, none of that would have played. Stephanie you have two of my favorite treats, 99 bottlings of water on a set take one down, ruin your career, 98 bottles of water. Also rubio ours is a party of smaller ideas smaller minds and even tinier Water Bottles. He couldnt reach it, because it was so small. I actually, i got accused of creating a fake tweet from bobby jindal that night in which he said you the that i was bad at least i came hydrated. [ laughter ] thats worthy of a glug. Stephanie i like for the panicked look the camera. Time magazine called him the republican savior. The second he came into contact with that little glass of water if that were true, it would have turned into wine. Stephanie i said he looked like that frightened squirrel. We posted two versions of that. Stephanie he looks like that squirrel that pops into every shot startled to be on the camera how off message he is, if this is g. Oh o. P. 4. 0 or 6. 9 there was not a single element of new in his speech. Stephanie no. Everybody played the clips of romney side by side. Its the exact same thing. He almost literally said word for word the same policy ideas. Right. That comes down to if rubio wants to run in 2016, he cant be new he has to run to the republican base, the crazy old white as it ever was. Stephanie i was flashing back to paul ryan, when he was getting his ass kicked by joe biden. Thats when he exposed how young and inexperienced he is. Can you imagine him debating hillary . The time when stuff happens, and then i stephanie right also a lot of resemblance to winonna rider when she was caught on the video camera. A startled fawn. Huh . He looked like he, you know, his mouth was drier than the dessert. He grabbed the water. There was not anything good in the performance or message. Stephanie exactly. You said lots of gun nuts threatening the president tonight. Really . There was a young guy working for David Shuster whos bringing to everybodys attention people threatening the president if you take my gun ill give you my gun and you wont like it. The secret service was notified. I dont know if theyre reading the retweets or what not. They know where they live. Yeah, and thats the truly sick part. And its the fox news folks that stoke these people that the president s coming to take their guns. No one wants to take your guns away until you threaten the president. Its a quick way to get it done. Theyre all afraid of the government having a big list of gun owners. You know who has a big list of gun owners . The n. R. A. For a nickel a name, theyll sell it to you. Stephanie indicate obe chain. Marco rubio scares the left more than just about anybody out there. Instead of talking about that really intense moment when rubio was able to identify with the American People and say look, i dont live next to mill ayres i live in the same neighborhood i grew up in, i just paid off over 100,000 in Student Loans a few months ago that is the raft thing the leftists and Mainstream Media want the American People to be talking about, so they pick out something stupid like a drink of water. Speaking of stupid, look in the mirror. Stephanie isnt his house worth 700,000, he wants to sell it to get out of that neighborhood. Its not the left that is afraid of more brown people coming to this country. Stephanie right. Ok . If anything, its the left that wants more brown people to be accepted and integrated into our society regardless of affiliation. Were actually fighting to looper marco rubes. Stephanie were trying to, right, allow more brown people that are really bad speaker like marco rubio and bobby jindal praising Social Security and medicare, what . Oh its different when my parents use it. Stephanie that was whiplashy. It was like paul ryan talking about medicare and his mom, or the fact that he got through college with Social Security benefits, that he didnt end up using. Stephanie yeah. Yeah, i mean are we surprised this is hypocrisy here . No. Stephanie shes right, we are ascared of rubio especially now. Please dont run him. [ laughter ] for people on the right that dont understand irony that means yes please do run him. Stephanie talk, karl. Oreilly. Do democrats think were stupid . And they might be right. Obama is an honest man in the sense that he has never denied that he wants to create a huge government and spend trillions of dollarsen oh entitlements. Americans reelected him despite all the warnings about fiscal irresponsibility. Now the country is invested in mr. Obama for another term, let the tax money flow. Ok. Stephanie he used the worth c. Oh lossas several times. To him thats an s. A. T. Word. Stephanie oreilly. Possibly bad for small businesses, who have to pay higher wages. Are we going to get real growth and new jobs created by this increase in government spending, paid for by higher taxes . Stephanie yes according to most studies. Because they will have money to spend. When you increase the amount of money hourly wage workers making, they put it into the economy. When you put the money that extremely wealthy people are hoarding on wall street, you dont do anything. Stephanie right. 17 minutes after the hour. Its the Stephanie Miller show. Announcer its the Stephanie Miller show. Which would be fine if bob were a vampire. But hes not. Hes an architect with two kids and a mortgage. Luckily, he found someone who gave him a fresh perspective on his portfolio. And with some planning and effort hopefully bob can retire at a more appropriate age. Its not rocket science. Its just common sense. From td ameritrade. [ piano plays ] Troy Polamalus going deeper. And so is head shoulders deep clean. 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You didnt say anything in this in your long speech last night. The economy actually shrank. Nearly 25 cents of every dollar is taken by the federal government. He didnt say any of this, because its embarrassing, its a disaster. Thats why he won reelection in a landslide because its a disaster. Historically low tax rates historically high corporate profits. Unemployment down. All right whatever. Up, down, whatever. If you talk through the very top of your nasal passage the world has a completely different view. Thats true. When you start casting like Stephanie Miller. Stephanie thank you. Martha maccallum. Listen, that 102yearold woman should not be on line. Stephanie why not . Whats the big deal . She was happy she wayed on line, she was happy that she was there to vote. I mean, this is what is she a victim of . Ashes on the bottom of her feet. Stephanie she has what . Lashes. Stephanie oh, wow. A slavery joke. She was happy to way in line for seven hours. Stephanie yes. Whats the big deal . Some personalities wait in line six hours before they are allowed to host their shows. I dont see fox personalities taking off because they have long lines at their polling places. Stephanie unbelievable. In their white neighborhoods they dont have long lines. At the same time, make it difficult to vote early or by mail. Stephanie rush limbaugh. Through you history dictators, for example have never really been blamed for the bad things that happened in their countries hitler, stalin, mao, castro, none blamed by the rank and file citizenry. They were instead the leaders of the revolution. They were the great figures trying to change all the evil that was happening to everybody. Heres obama. So hitler, castro, obama. Stephanie right. I dont know if russias just never you would think that hes been to germany. It looks like he eats a lot of cheese, so in germany they in fact view hitler with such disdain that all types of freedom of expression relating to hit her and nazis are banned. They dont take it seriously yeah. [ laughter ] the primary victims of hitler were german, by the way. Really quick. I want everybody out there to know, and this is true, you can Google I Marco Rubio is a huge fan of hiphop music. If you watch his speech again knowing that and think of him at m. C. Rubio, then youll have a completely different view of him going forward. Was he doing the ducky . Thats what that was. He was doing the dougy. What you missed is underneath the camera, he was pouring out water for his homies and tea party that lost in 2012. Stephanie thats what was happening up in there. He was tapping his booze thats what he was doing. Stephanie thank you honey well see you next week. Bye. [ applause ] stephanie you know how bubble gum ray i am. Yes, you are. Stephanie i dont like the actual rap. Now and again, one of my old lady stations are playing a commercial like k. Big and the coast, when theyre in commercial, i go on down to the kiss, where the kids are listening to and the rap. I did that the other day. No thats not me. Kiss doesnt may rap. Stephanie this was ray whatever it was. No, no, you need to go up to power, power 106 for real stuff trust me, it was rap. I was getting down to the beat. The subject matter was so depressing that i couldnt too happy clappy. If you were getting down to the beat, it wasnt really ropey. Kids getting shot in a drive by and every verse, something worse happened. I was like no, no. I like when the worst thing that happens is the foods bad. The real life is not for me. I listen for a few verses and then its like no no oh no what happened . No. This isnt rap. That was never rap. Stephanie that was vanilla rap. That was never rap. Stephanie i dont listen. I dont like bad news, even set to music. You are also showing your age when you call it rap. Stephanie im old single, loser, dinosaur. Whats your point . Boom sh had akal a. Ka. Lets go to ann in buffalo. Welcome. Caller hi, stephanie. I got two things for marco rubio. Stephanie yes. Caller one, just between spanish and the flush, it dawns on him hes ruining any chance for any president ial election. Stephanie i think that look to camera was he knew how bad it was, right . Caller well, and then two, and this is everybodys missing it, that was product placement. What are you nuts . Stephanie i was going to say i wonder who is paying him. Turn the label to front stephanie like oh oh go ahead. Caller ive got to go to work. Stephanie all right. You run along poor person. So is Time Magazine going to pull its cover . Hes not the savior of the Republican Party. Stephanie he should have been walking on water walking on a ton of poland spring. 29 minutes after the hour. Well be right back on the Stephanie Miller show. Going to do the young turks. I think the number one thing that viewers like about the young turks is that were honest. They know that im not bsing them with some hidden agenda, actually supporting one party or the other. When the democrats are wrong, they know that im going to be the first one to call them out. They can question whether im right, but i think that the audience gets that this guy, to the best of his ability, is trying to look out for us. Announcer Stephanie Miller. Im living the live of a princess here. Why would i care about valentines day . I guess i you better be looking for a 24 hour florist mister. Stephanie it is the Stephanie Miller show welcome to it. 34 minutes after the hour. 1800steph12 the known number toll free. Whatever. John in tulsa your on the Stephanie Miller show. Hi john, welcome. Hello, john caller stephanie . Stephanie yes, sir. Caller i just saw Marsha Blackburn on chuck todd, and it just drives me up a call when these guys talk to republicans the republicans say the things and then of course the interviewer doesnt turn around and say oh, youre for saving medicare. That means that you want employers to be forced by the government to collect money send it to the government, and have them redistribute it to whoever they think they need to. Is that right . Stephanie they dont ask the tough questions. I dont know whats happened to the chuck todd. Caller my wife is convinced he is trying to protect his salary and if he annoyed some republicans, they might fire him. Stephanie he must get the same miami David Gregory gets about not appearing to be too liberal and being too easy on the republicans. Oh oh, here, i was going to say. World news tonight music stephanie a response to the state of the union at the National Convention of the wild turkey federation. I assume the bird, thought the liquor. A turkey . Stephanie i assume the thing that you can kill, not the i dont know. The n. R. A. Announced the speech are be carried live on the sportsman channel. Theres a sportsman channel . Stephanie tommy in columbus said i dont give a crap what you want to say. If you cant change after newtown, sending out deadly rounds at 3,200 feet per second and was designed to give the fire power of five men thank you. And some other expletive. The guy wanted white ribbons distributed for the gun owners who are being wrongly blamed. Theyre the real victims. Stephanie yes who cant agree on that . Stephanie the right to own an arsenal because youre ashamed of your pinky. Who received the right of little kids to be shot in the. Stephanie theyre jealous that theyre not hung like that dog that won the westminster show. The ba in a if a came from somewhere. Oh, my god stephanie the n. R. A. By the way. Shes do dogs in ways we didnt suspect. Stephanie the n. R. A. Responded to the connecticut effect cob troves, the guy caught on tape saying wait until the connect coat effect is over. N. R. A. Lobbyist bob welch said the organization will wait for the effect to subside before pushing gun laws. The n. R. A. Is disavowing connects to him. Senator Richard Blumenthal among others are asking for an apology. They are obviously trying to distance themselves from that, but there is a connection, just f. Y. I. , he is a registered n. R. A. Lobbyist. Thats right. Stephanie Senate Minority leader, Mitch Mcconnell slammed president obamas state of the union speech as another retread of lip speech and liberalism. That must have been tough for him to say. [ mumbling ] stephanie another retread of lip service and liberalism. For a democratic president entering his second term, it was simply unequal to the moment. [ mumbling ] [ laughter ] stephanie ok. And one more. Oh. Ok, Mitch Mcconnell yesterday, here he is. Last night the president offers last nights speech was pedestrian, liberal boiler plate that any democratic lawmaker could have given at any time in recent memory. [ mumbling ] stephanie thank you. All right. Tanya in Washington State youre on the Stephanie Miller show. Hi. Caller hi, how are you . Stephanie good, go ahead. Caller i want to say a couple of things to you directly. Stephanie all right. Caller ok number one, dont be so down on yourself. You are about the prettiest thing i think ive ever seen. [ laughter ] stephanie ok, thank you. Caller and i love the way you flip your hair. Stephanie in that Marlow Thomas kind of way . Caller yeah, the flip the hair thing and purring thing that you do. [ purring ] caller dont say anything bad about yourself, other people only. Stephanie oh oh ing oh. [ laughter ] caller love you. Stephanie thank you, i love you to. That was magical. [ magic wand ] stephanie lets go to al in buffalo. Caller hello. What does it say about the Republican Party after they blew the banks in 2008 what does it say about them when they put Michele Bachmann on the Intelligence Committee as a freshman senator. The Republican Party basically views our government as one big joke and people should be outraged. Stephanie yeah. Caller people should be taking to the streets. Stephanie the good thing about the marco rubio is we got to see the old tape of Michele Bachmann giving the state of the Union Address to the wrong camera. She did the whole thing to it. She didnt self correct. And nobody corrected her. Nobody was looking at a monitor. Stephanie do you see they made the same mistake again as rand paul. He was off center. And there was somebody checking it beforehand. The tea party cant even get it together to have them look directly into a camera. But his toupee was looking at the camera. Stephanie right that was dead on. Tim from florida youren oh the Stephanie Miller show. Hi tim. Caller love your show and i agree with the lady there, you are beautiful. Stephanie thank you. [ magic wand ] stephanie everybody is making me feel better for valentines. Caller ive got a question. I was listening to the fox miss Information Program to hear what the crazies are saying and they are saying obama made the sequester, hes the one that put it in. I cant find anything on it. Stephanie they all voted for it, both sides agreed to it, the president and they tried to as something that would, you know would encourage both sides to come to a deal, but its hilarious and now of course the republicans as usual will obstruct everything and blame the president. Whats that . Caller i always thought it was the republicans that did it. Stephanie they voted for it. Caller who brought it up . Stephanie they both did both sides, lets do this to avert this from happening in the future. But the republicans are as usual acting as douches. How is the hash tag thing going . Like most right wing social medias, it died a sad little death. A death because nobody paid attention. Sorry, what . Stephanie you just picture them say, thats catchy. I think they say things like that. Huh . Stephanie then they all laugh. Theyre like ha it hangs there in space like a single light bulb, like a monolith. Stephanie allen in gary, indiana. Caller hi there. I wanted to pick up with what your previous caller just said, both sides voted for that bill and the president signed it, but really whats more important where do we go from here . Both sides have got to Work Together on this thing. Stephanie yeah. Ok . Stephanie the president said as much in the state of the union. The other side is apparently immune to elections. They just continue with the same arguments they just you lost on 90 mumbling ] lip service. Stephanie john in San Francisco has a cure for my insomnia. Jim ward should do the next republican rebuttal useless side effects include turning the speech into a sweat free four hours as an act to put am been out of business, reducing Health Care Costs and steph willed to off in no time. [ applause ] stephanie hmm. President he is spousing typical liberal. [ mumbling ] [ laughter ] Stephanie Ron in illinois. Hello, ron. Caller how are you doing stephanie, can you hear me . Yes, go ahead. Why does everyone ask me that . Is it my age. Caller no, its not your age. What i wanted to talk about was firearms. Ive actually done both of these situations and i wanted to mention a hole really in the background trip check system, specifically in illinois. Instate firearm transfers from one person out of state you actually have to send the gun to the dealer, and that other person has to go through a background check and then they get the firearms. Now, when you do instate transfers from one person to another, there is no background check system. Its basically to protect myself as a gun owner, i would have to, you know and this is what ive dub, you create a document that has that persons name, the serial number of the weapon. I think Social Security number, pie name, Social Security number, get them signed by both persons. Ive always had it notarized to just make sure that its a legal document, and then you transfer the firearm but theres no background check system. Stephanie yep. Instate, to instate. Stephanie yeah. Caller its something ive talked about. Stephanie we were taking when 80 of all gun crime, you know, it happens, you know, because of guns were gotten with no background checks. Theres a problem obviously with the system. 45 minutes after the hour. Right back on the Stephanie Miller show. Announcer red, white and steph, its the the Stephanie Miller show. 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Do you know what i got for valentines day . Right, right right yeah. Now on the phone from chicago. Stephanie good morning mary. Happy value will not tines day. Caller happy valentines day. Stephanie are you sure you dont want to go gay for me . Caller no, in that, no. I just want to say you keep making fun of rubio with the water thing. Stephanie right, it was hilarious, right . Caller right. What about the annointed one Drinking Water ok. Stephanie he walks on water the annointed one. Caller what about Hillary Clinton . Shes sitting there with benghazi Drinking Water but no, your media and the leftwing media dont say a word. Why didnt he bring up because everything he said was lies. Stephanie you mean rubio he had to put out the fire in his soul. Caller hes a liar. The nose get longer and longer. Stephanie the president and hillarys water drinking wasnt so dork. Caller theres so many things in this country that youre worried about water. Because that was the most awkward moment, funnyism the most awkward moment was for the annointed one being up there giving a speech. Stephanie hes required to by the constitution. Its the state of the union. Caller no, no, no, his little teleprompter. Stephanie hes the first president to ever use the teleprompter. Caller exactly because he doesnt know how to read. Stephanie he was. He was reading the teleprompter. Hes written a book, too, you know probably wrote it in kenyan. Caller why dont they get to the real facts, you know, that this guy. Stephanie which lie lets pick one. Caller to egypt, he sent 16 fighters to the Muslim Brotherhood in egypt. Our tanks ok, these people are terrorists. Stephanie mar, what are you and mr. Mary doing for valentines day. Caller dont get off the subject. Stephanie i just want at that what youre doing. Its her show. Caller you know what, were taking our dog and were just skipping up and down the sidewalk. That sounds fun. Stephanie you have a scotty named whats his name . Hes handsome and row map particular. Caller yes he is. Im kind of disappointed at the dog, hes cute and everything, that won at westminster. To me, he looks like a monkey dog. Thats exactly what he is. Caller he resembles somebody a lot, too and im not going to say. Stephanie mary. You had to get racist on it. Caller the portuguese water dog won his class. Gee. I wonder why. Stephanie oh, because the president has a portuguese water dog. Caller when hes out of office, i feel bad for that dog. They know nothing about that breed. Stephanie how do you even know that . Caller because they please. They know nothing. Every time you see that poor dog, hes on a leash. Stephanie hardly anyone has their dog on a leash. Caller you never mention poor barney dying. Stephanie i didnt i feel bad about barney dying. Caller yeah, yeah, he was the most loved dog in the white house. Stephanie and the president and his family dont love bo, is that what youre saying . Caller they never bring the poor dog up. Stephanie how do you know . Caller well, you know what . Every time i see that poor dog hes got a did you mean founded look on his face like where am i. Stephanie he probably doesnt speak kenyan, hes probably confused. Mary, happy valentines day. Have fun skipping up and down the sidewalk there on wacker. Stephanie i think she was being sarcastic. I dont think shes going to be skipping up and down the sidewalk with the dog. Thats like being hit with a right wing stun gun. He uses a teleprompter. Not like that genius president george the president looks like an ape dog. Stephanie do you think she talks in that tone of voice to her husband. You know what, pass the gravy and shut up. Give the dog another snausage. Hello, how are you . Caller i called a couple of weeks back. Yesterday i could have come through the radio airwaves, just kind of caused me irk. I dream a lot of what you say with gun regulations and restrictions and oversight this kind of stuff is totally sensible. When you let somebody Say Something like firearm ownership has never been for the private citizen. Its designed stephanie wait, what does he say. Caller the house said no way was the Second Amendment designed for private gun ownership, it was to call up the militia, blah blah blah. That was an error. People have owned private firearms. Stephanie what does a well regulated militia mean, then . Caller it means exactly what it says, and that people were called up into the service and that is what it was intended for. It means what it says. It also says the right of the people to keep and bear arms alcohol not be infringed. Thats not separate. Stephanie for instance, somebody was just talking about these weapons were designed in world war ii, the assault weapons. How come in that era, people didnt have those in the United States . I mean, soldiers had them in the army, but there werent oh owe oh he we werent having this level of gun violence then, were we . Caller as a matter of fact, the m1, our Assault Rifle at the time was completely for sale. The raddison act they used to keep them and take them home. They were allowed to take the 45 home. Stephanie why do you think we didnt have the level of military assault weapon massacres that were having now . Caller well, i believe its because we have a country thats completely we have so many groups and such a bizarre culture right now but thats a long issue. The m16 bullet which the guy said was 3200 feet per second, created in world war ii, no, it wasnt, it was actually stephanie oh, dear god thats what happens with the gun people. You dont know what youre talking about. Its not a 30 caliber its a 223, Everybody Knows that. Stephanie 58 minutes after the hour. Right back on the Stephanie Miller show. [ theme ] stephanie hello hour number two. Ar arery bedroom man coming up. Jacki sheckner. How does she think a teleprompter works . Stephanie he cant read and hes too dependent on the teleprompter. Does she thinks its a little man in his ear telling him what to say. No, that was george bush. Stephanie that was really stunning of you to have sussed out inconsistency in marys argument. I think thats fascinating. In the same sentence, he doesnt know how to read and hes reliant on the teleprompter. Stephanie i wonder if she starts every sentence to her husband like that, you know what . Pick up your socks. That man chose to marry her. Stephanie i have got to hear from mr. Mary someday. And yet you and i are single. Stephanie marys got someone. Jacki sheckner in the current news center. Good morning. Two departments running to fill john kerrys former seat in the senate are signing the same no super pac pledge that senator Elizabeth Warren and scott brown signed when running for office last year. Representative steven lynch and ed mary are agreeing to discourage you said groups from campaigning on their behalf. While the agreement is neither legally binding nor enforceable it stipulates if a third party airs and ad in favor of one candidate, the candidate then has to pay half the cost of that ad to the opponents charity of choice. They are encouraging any republicans to sign on to that agreement, as well. So far, two possible candidates have popped up on the republican side an Gabriel Gomez and dan winslow. They need 2,000 signatures apiece to get on the ballot. The primary would be april 30, the special election june 25. Harry reid has started the confirmation for chuck hagel. Sixty votes are needed to avoid a filibuster. Despite republican opposition, it looks like reid may get what he needs. Others have said they will at least vote the end a filibuster. We are back after the break. Stick around. Billy zane stars in barabbas. Coming in march to reelz. To find reelz in your area, go to reelz. Com [ theme ] announce announce ladies and gentlemen, its the Stephanie Miller show. Net. Yes be it do. This hour of the Stephanie Miller show brought to you by no feathers please. Com. Get sweet savings and take 5 off with cotton and wool bedding. Shop today. Stephanie yeah, thats the only way to say i love to you mama on value len tines day is to buy something. How about sexy liberal, sexy liberal chicago april 13 . Megan in chicago the official alcoholic small time realtor. Get in line, neurotic alcoholic. Hello. Stephanie hello glug glug glug. Stephanie when i heard youre in my neck of the woods na perform e of the woods naperville perhaps. I had to go to the Chicago Theater. I introduced you to her a week ago and have been playing second fiddle ever since. Please introduce me to mary. [ applause ] sure. You know what. . Stephanie ok. All right. I thought we did a moment of dog bonding and then she went down her usual racist rat hole. You expected her to change . Stephanie im a hopeless romantic. On her final phone call. Stephanie steph youre a lesbian with humans, but straight when it comes to dogs. I never thought of that, but i am technically in love with max and fred. Someone sent me a cartoon with a vet and his dog. Try not talking to him in that sickening voice and see in the vomiting continues. You know my favorite scary writer ari berman. Hes very, very scary. Hello, ari berman, how are you . Happy valentines day. Stephanie to you too. When i say scary, in a good way in a cautionary way you warn is on voting shenanigans. I think because of you it didnt work in this election, because you shaped a great big spotlight on it. Ill take all the credit, thank you. Stephanie all right. I enjoy you on the t. V. Machine in addition. You dont take a compliment well. Look how shy you are. Caller i can only take one. Stephanie that was too much, now, ok. Stephanie so wow this latest piece, why are conservatives trying to destroy the voting act. In 2006, congress voted to authorize two provision of the voting act for another 25 years. Yet, here we are right as you write, the by part search consensus that supported the evident has collapsed and conservatives challenging the law as never before. Last november, three days before the election in which Voter Suppression played a starring role which the president talked about in the state of the union the Supreme Court agreed to hear a challenge of section five, compelling states with a history of Racial Discrimination in voting to clear regulations with the federal government. Talk to us about this. I dont think people understand what a big dealle this is. Its a very big deal. The Voting Rights act is the most important civil rights law ever passed and one of the most important laws ever passed by congress. Its a very consequential law that has impacted our society in all sorts of ways that people dont realize. The most important provision of the Voting Rights act is provision sect five which forces the states primarily in the sit to clear their voting pages with the federal government. Its the most powerful enforcement tool that the federal government has at least with rewards to parts of the country, the parts with the worst history of Racial Discrimination to try to stop the Voter Suppression efforts that we saw in 2012. The facts, for example that texass voter i. D. Law in texas redistricting plans not in effect right now is because of section five of the Voting Rights act. What would happen is if conservatives were able to strike down this provision it would green light Voter Suppression everywhere, because once they can get writ of sect five, theyll take aim at other parts of it and start chipping away. The remedies to stop voter discrimination will become fewer and fewer. Stephanie martha mccolumn literally was saying whats the big deal, the 102 woman got to vote. What else does she have to do no literally, its like a game of missing the point entirely, right, that, you know, the fact that a 102yearold, that is why the president spotlighted it, right as if. Yeah, and you know what . Theres a lot we need to do to reform the electoral system, but we have to keep the existing laws that we have on the books. Theres no way that were going to get major Electoral Reform if we kill the most important provision of the Voting Rights. We need to do a lot more. If anything, we need to expand the Voting Rights, given the scope of 21st century voting discrimination not to strike it down. Stephanie you write about that, Voter Suppression efforts have spread to wisconsin ohio, thats an argument for expanding it, not eliminating it. You write the Current Campaign resulted in a whiter, more southern conservative gop responding to demographic change by trying to suppress and increasingly diverse electorate. That seems to be their sole strategy right as opposed to any new ideas. It does. We thought there would be some rethink after the 2012 election, something the gop might get behind policies like immigration reform. Its possible they might but there is a powerful wing of the party that continues to push these Voter Suppression efforts continues to be very hostile to any real attempts to respond to demographic change. If you look at states pushing to overturn section five, alaska, South Carolina and texas you cant have it both ways, youre either for more people voting and participating in the political process or youre not. This is something that the Chris Christies of the world more reasonable have to really grapple with which is do they want to be thought of as the party that guts the Voting Rights act or thought of as the party that brings more people into the political process. The Bush Administration of all people thought about this in 2006 and said we dont want to be thought of as the people that killed the Voting Rights act. The Bush Administration and republicans in congress led the effort to reauthorize the act. Its been reauthorized four times. Every one has been signed by a republican president. Stephanie i mean the fact that it could happen, we could overturn the voting right acts when we have an africanamerican president during black history months is disturbing. Stephanie george bush apologized to the n ax acp for the southern strategy, the previous republican strategy. Youre saying this is a new one a new southern strategy. People dont realize that obviously the Bush Administration did a lot of bad things with Voting Rights. After bushs reelection, his chair went across the country to naacp groups apologizing for the southern strategy. His idea was we need more blacks asians and hispanics into the Republican Party. Then Hurricane Katrina happened, the president s standing plummeted, then obama was elected with 80 of the minority vote. The gop thought we cant win courting the minority vote, lets just suppress it instead . Ari. Ill introduce all these new voting restrictions now trying to kill the Voting Rights act. Stephanie after the 2010 election, they approved laws in more than a dozen states to restrict the right to vote requiring proof of citizenship to register to vote curtailing early voting, disenfranchising exfelons and mandating voter i. D. s. Talk to us about restricting. When you hear, john boehner saying American People voled for redistricting in the house. No, they didnt. It was the most powerful disenfranchising tool republicans had. Democrats got more votes than republicans, but republicans have 33 more seats in congress. At a result, you look at for example, North Carolina, North Carolina Democratic House got 51 of the vote. The republicans control seven of the 11 congressional districts there. What theyre doing is grouping basically all the minorities in the states and putting them into as do you districts as possible. This is how theyre accomplishing this mass disenfranchisement. Stephanie you say black voters and elected officials have less influence in the south at any time since the civil rights era. Exactly. Theres more black elected officials now but they have less power because theyre all serving the minority, because the Republican Party is essentially an all white party in the south and nationally, i might add and theyre in the majority at least for the next decade because of redistricting. The Democratic Party is a Multiracial Coalition in the south and elsewhere but theyre in the minority because of the way these maps have been drawn. Stephanie you make a really good point, saying the kind of post Racial Society isnt anywhere on the horizon. Weve all, you know, seen blatant racist things about the president , but you were talking about following his reelection, white students yelled racial slurs. Obama won 10 of the white vote in mississippi 15 in alabama. You say opponents of the d. R. A. Argued the president no longer need special constitutional protections. Then when you talk about these ugly attempts at Voter Suppression, you cant make that argument anymore can they . Its quite the opposite in fact that Voter Suppression efforts flourished after obamas election. This is when the gop started pushing these things most aggressively. Throughout history the reconstruction period, minorities have had the loudest voice in the government, thats when Voter Suppression efforts have been the fiercist. If you look at states subject to section five, six of the nine states fully covered by section five primarily in the south passed new voting restrictions since the 2010 election, compared to one third of the states that passed voting restrictions that arent covered by section five. Clearly the obamas, mississippis texass and virginias of the world are different in the cope of the world than the ohio, pennsylvania wisconsins. This isnt ancient history. Its such recent history the idea that wed be talking about striking down the Voting Rights act is really puzzling. Stephanie absolutely, a great piece as always. Equally as terrifying as your earlier work. I have a high bar to up to now. Stephanie very scary man, yet i adore you. Thanks very much, always a pleasure. Ari berman of the nation. We have a link to the article up on your facebook page. Stephanie check it out. Im sure mary is already reading it, very concerned about that. You know what . Stephanie 19 minutes after the hour on the Stephanie Miller show. For a good time, call now 1800steph12. I think the number one thing that viewers like about the young turks is that were honest. They can question whether im right, but i think that the audience gets that this guy, to the best of his ability, is trying to look out for us. Announcer Stephanie Miller. Stephanie uhhuh. Ok. Youre just opportunity ting me on valentines day. What . This is the perfect valentines day song. Thats it. Its about being shoved into the hedges in front of the y. [ laughter ] stephanie bringing back my former pain. All right. 23 minutes after the hour. By the way kevin wants to know, hes married the chain smoking cafeteria woman from the simpsons. I dont think so. Kevin also says steph, lets hope the gun nuts are also not paramedics and e. M. T. s. If they showed up at the scene of a shooting, the victim would bleed to death while they argued over the size of the ammunition. Its a thirtyoughtsix. No, its a ninemillimeter. How do we address violence in our society . How do we take meaningful steps to reduce that violence . As ive made clear for weeks when the senate, if the senate acts, well be happy to take a look at what they do. Mumbling ] stephanie he was pounding those bourbon and coax at the state of the union. People were saying those were paper stamps unfront of him that big silver set. I dont think it was. It was a tiny cocktail shaker. I think they call it boston shaker. Stephanie at least they came prepared for their hydration needs, he and rubio. [ mumbling ] stephanie southern bell lindsey graham. I dont believe the president has a debate. Lets vote. Lets find something we can agree on. Stephanie ok. Ill get back to him in a moment. The n. R. A. , david keen. The president is trying to force things through before theyve been ration ally debated. We shouldnt get emotional about six year olds being mowed down. Emotionallal. You emotional liberals. You all ought to be shot. Did i just say that . Stephanie Southern Belle lindsey graham. This really is, you know how we keep using the word unpress democraticked . It is unprecedented to filibuster a cabinet position. Never happened in our history ever. World news tonight music ] stephanie ill explain the whole thing. Please do. Stephanie last week, john mccain was all elder states many. That was his policy last week. Respecting the penaltys prerogative in making nominations role and advicing consent, blocking nomination is just not done. Its just not done. Hmm ok. Stephanie now after saying just days ago they should not filibuster mccain said he hasnt made his mind up. He appears to be aligning himself with his closest little buddy, lindsey graham. They are so gilligan and the captain, those two. Who had been demanding more information on benghazi, which he has nothing to do with. Theyre more like thurston h. Oh well and lovie. Stephanie benghazi is cat nip to the tea baggers and hes trying to keep him from getting primary challenged in 2014. Thats what thats about. Huh . How did your little plan go to get susan rice . How did that go . [ laughter ] stephanie that blowed up real good. Let me just say benghazi, benghazi benghazi. This is the first time in the history of our country that a president ial nominee for secretary of defense has been dill busted. What a shame. Oh, he sounded so angry. Stephanie well, for harry reid. Im sorry you had to hear me this way. You wouldnt like me when im angry. Stephanie donna in indianapolis, hi. Caller i love you guys so much. Stephanie thank you. Caller anyway, i was calling about the republicans the way they are running the countrys business. Stephanie yeah. Caller its like to me treasonous, because they are trying to ruin obamas presidency so badly that they are just going to take the country down. Theyve been doing this. They didnt want him reelected. Now they just want the presidency to be failed but theyre ruining the country. Caller you didnt just nice, right . [ laughter ] caller no no, but you know what stephanie its like ok, the and you i watch your show all the time and everything, and its liking oh, the country is behind him. They dont care whats best for the country. If you want to take your own personal finances and mess yourself up, theyre like stephanie didnt it kill you watching the republicans trying to clap politely. Ok for that good idea that everybody wants in america. We cant have that because of us. [ bell dings ] stephanie 29 minutes after the hour. Right back on the Stephanie Miller show. Compelling true stories. Jack, how old are you . Nine. This is what 27 tons of marijuana looks like. vo with Award Winning documentaries that take you inside the headlines, way inside. vo from the underworld, to the world of privilege. Everyone in Michael Jacksons life was out to use him. vo no one brings you more documentaries that are real, gripping, current. Valentines day always makes me think of my best girlfriend. Announcer Stephanie Miller. She had the biggest buck teeth i ever saw. The first time she kissed me, she kissed me and plucked my eyebrows at the same time. Stephanie fabricated holiday designed to make single people feel bad. 38 minutes after the hour. Bitter party one very bitter. Very, very bitter. 1800steph12. By the time i got to the fave grade, i was bitter. Very very bitter, a bitter, bitter person. Stephanie yeah, ok. Lets go toucan in albuquerque. Hi karen. Caller hi stephanie hello. Caller happy valentines day. Stephanie you too. Caller i had the nook and downloaded the constitution because i thought someday i might need this. Ive been looking at the Second Amendment, and it occurs to me that it was ratified december 15, 1791. Stephanie right. Caller and it says a wellregulated militia being necessary to the security of a free state and the right of the people to keep and bear arms alcohol not be infringed. Now in 1791, those men who wrote the constitution could not possibly have imagined a world in which you did not have to go out and shoot your dinner. Stephanie right. Caller they could not possibly have imagined that you could go down to the Grocery Store and buy your food. Stephanie yes absolutely. And by the way i have a copy of the constitution in my purse, i can outgeek you. Very politically geeky. The Second Amendment is as dated as the third. It could use revising. Stephanie a little brushing up. We had prohibition for a while. Stephanie God Bless America for that amendment. Yikes. Jim, gerald is a right winger who stumbled across our show and doesnt they we have enough people on to talk about gun rights. Hello, gerald, good morning. Caller thank you for taking my call. Stephanie gerald from simi valley. Caller hi how are you . Stephanie good. Caller im on the opposite side of the gun issue. Stephanie ok. Caller the reason is only one side is being spoken about and thats how many deaths there are, and the deaths of sad between 11,000 and 15,000 people a year killed by guns. In that statistic there are justifiable shootings there are homicides, there are suicides and theres Police Shootings but nobody ever mentions that theres 2. 4 Million People a year that are able to and have saved themselves from great bodily harm or injury by use of a gun. Stephanie that is not you know what, gerald, i have heard people tossing that statistic around. I do not believe that is provable. I know people on the gun side like to say a huge percentage of justifiable, but those are not the statistics i have seen from any study. You are 43 times more likely, that is one study that i dont believe ive heard anybody refute that is reasonable on this issue, 43 more times likely to kill an quaintance or loved one. Caller stephanie and i breathe your comment on that. If you google f. B. I. Statistics. Stephanie uhhuh. Caller on this issue the f. B. I. Statistics are the ones that state 2. 4 Million People a year have saved themselves. Stephanie let jim ask a question. Are those people who feel threatened like trayvon martin, he stood his ground according to florida law. Are those people who felt threatened or actually were. Caller when the f. B. I. States a broad number and its never addressed by the left. Stephanie nobody is trying to keep people from having guns in self defense. Thats a false issue. Were talking about background checks about reasonable gun measures that most americans are for. Were just talking about whether its high capacity clips or Assault Rifles or just simple background checks. Thats not taking away your right to defend yourself. Caller no, but the portrayal and one of the things i find offensive is youre calling people gun nuts. Stephanie some people are. Im not calling i mean, you know, Gabrielle Giffords and her husband are gun owners and believers in the Second Amendment. Im not calling them gun nuts. Caller im saying its the terminology used. Stephanie wane lapierre is a gun nut. Caller im not a gun nut. Stephanie i didnt say you are. I didnt say every owner is a gun nut. Caller but the opposite side isnt ever placed. There is 195,000 people a year that die from medical malpractice. Where is the outcry. Stephanie well, this is outcry about that, as well. Thanks for calling. Apples and oranges. Stephanie which gun jen enthusiasts like to do. Doctors dont deliberately kill people. They make mistakes. Stephanie there is this breaking news story about the blade runner guy oscar pistorius. There is word he thought his girlfriend was an intruder and shot her to oh death. And she was sneaking in to surprise him for valentines day. The grandfather who killed the granddaughter. When you get a statistic, 43 times more likely to kill an acquaintance or a friend. The things the f. B. I. Are talking about people felt they were threatened. Im getting tweets saying those f. B. I. Statistics are coming from alex jones. Oh bureau of ya so theres that. Stephanie i heard one right winger talking about they dont even count the number of people that its prevented because they know they had a gun and they ran away because they brandished. Theres no brandishing statistic. What about the crime being prevented because of the brandishing of guns. Ok. We have a lot of provable statistics where people of killed. [ sighing ] stephanie ok, ok. Steven in chicago youre on the Stephanie Miller show, welcome. Thats a pretty small percentage. Thats right. Stephanie of gun deaths. Yes. Steven in chicago hello steven. Caller hello my dear, how are you today . First i want to wish you a happy valentines day and support you in saying how grateful i am that youre getting up every day and doing work and alleges the other guys in the studio and producers. Please tell jacki sheckner, i think shes adorable. She doesnt have to worry im gay. Stephanie thank you, thank you for supporting our right to go to bed at. Stupid and go to bed at. Crazy. Will you be my valentine . I certainly will, absolutely, because i am single, as well. Im coming to the Chicago Theater and i look forward to it very much. Stephanie april 18, Tickets Available at Chicago Theater go and get them. Caller theres so much to talk about. What i think is so incredibly unbelievable to me is, you know, in terms of the idiocy, stubbornness and lack of awareness for the people weve hired to do the job in congress, they are so attached to their point of view that theyve lost what it is to be a human being at some level and operate out of a common decency. I think thats the underlying issue, is were not seeing each other for who we are and was politics presents a whole myriad of complications in which to do that, and the president and everybody who is operating within it has certain challenges to try to get their view across, but what i see is, and as far as maybe people are seeing it, but not talking about it, perhaps its a little tattoo still yet in their country is when youre watching some of these people, eric cantor, lindsey graham, rubio, what is their body saying to you what are their eyes saying to you. Its unbelievable to me that people are not picking up on wow, thats stephanie as it turns you the oh, your body just shuts down when you tell too many lies. Caller i dont know. Stephanie as bodies do. The chat room brings up a good point. Why would the f. B. I. Keep statistics of prevented crimes . Yeah. You cant. Its impossible. Stephanie right. My point in the stand your ground thing. Was it an actual threat or did he feel threatened . Thats impossible to predict. I would have died had i not shot that guy in the back. Stephanie the grandfather i thought it was an intruder, so i thought my granddaughter. Alex jones is a ridiculous nincompoop. Stephanie go to school and get licenses and pay for pal practice . Great. Thank you, caller. Well take that under advicement. What about people who die in car crashes huh . How about that . Stephanie how come no one cares about that . We do. Thats why we have cell phone and seatbelt laws. And insurance. Hi mary. Caller hi, how are you . Stephanie good, go ahead. Caller i want to say hi to jim because my husband and i love marvin the martian and love his jim personation. I declare this planet in the favor of mars. Caller what i wanted to talk about is tennessees response to the gun problem is to push through a guns in trunks bill where if you have a carry permit, you must be allowed to have your gun in your car in the parking lot. Now, i dont know who would be able to stop a bad guy with a gun if you have to run out of the parking lot and unlock your car. Ive got a gun in the glove compartment, just wait 10 minutes. Stephanie hang on you wait there while i get a gun to shoot you. [ laughter ] stephanie i think its best guns in l. A. We have a lot of road rage. We should ban them. Ill get my gun as soon as i get out of the parking garage. Stephanie if everyone had a gun, when somebody does that five lane change. Thats why i have 50 caliber machine guns on the front of my car. In my mind. Stephanie im just saying some gun nuts, a little bit paranoid. The one woman was say that go her grandmother keeps a gun in her purse, because shes afraid when she comes out of the Grocery Store that someones going to be hiding under her car and grab her ankles and pull her. Under. Stephanie in which case, she probably still would not have time to get her gun out of her purse. Does she keep a gun with her at all times at home in case theres a monster under her bed. Stephanie she maybe has watched monsters inc. Too many times. Or the clown doll that would pull her under her bed. We must not have a clown doll death [ laughter ] stephanie what about entities . There could be entity. Stephanie can you shoot them . No, you need the in a box p. M. Who says a gun wont help you . In this case, youll just shoot your room full of holes. Ask robert hershey. 47 minutes after the hour. Right back on the Stephanie Miller show. You would rather deal with ahmadinejad than me. Absolutely. And so would mitt romney. vo shes joy behar. And the best part is that announcer fresh republican that outrage. Announcer Stephanie Miller show. Stephanie im like, do you know any girls . Get out of my yard. [ laughter ] youve got romantic boys in your yard. Stephanie hand some fred. Welcome to the Stephanie Miller show. 52 minutes after the hour. Happy freaking valentines day. You know what . Stephanie you know what, happy stupid manufactured holiday. Hello jeff in almeida. Welcome. Caller hi, happy single people and losers day. Stephanie thank you. Caller yeah, so minimum wage, boehner the other day said that if we raise the minimum wage, you raise the price of something, you get less of it. This is a common fallacy that progressives make almost as frequently as the other guys. The decision process that an employer makes when they decide to hire somebody is not the same kind of decision process that you and i make when say were going to buy a car. When were going to buy a car we say this is how much money we have, and were going to try to get the most car for that money. Stephanie right. Caller so if the cars more expensive, were going to have to get less car or less of whatever. But thats not what happens when you decide you want to hire somebody. You hire somebody only when you need someone to help, then you go and say what kind of skills do i need and you find somebody with that skillset and pay them whatever you can arrange to pay them. The decision to hire comes first and how much it costs comes second as opposed to that budgeting kind of approach that consumers take. The difference is, the difference is, that if i hire somebody, and im paying them however much, you know, in pay that i can take, i can build that into my price when i go sell my product. Stephanie yeah. Caller thats something that consumers dont do. Were the end user. Exactly. As jay carney said, minimum wage has no adverse effect on employment. This is boehner. Where are the jobs, why would we want to make it harder for small employers to hire people . [ mumbling ] its outrageous. I can by bothle. Stephanie he got tangled up in a little too many barben and coax. What had happens when you take away the first couple of runs on the economic ladder . You make it harder for people to get on the ladder and help them climb that ladder so they can live the american dream. This makes it harder for them to acquire the skills in order to climb that ladder. Of course, they cant afford a ladder. He made an analogy really, really hard to understand. If you stop at the top of the ladder, you dont have to climb the ladder. See how it works. Stephanie cant afford the ladder because of the president being a social because the president gives them that little handout. No matter, theres only socialist kenyan hands to help them up. Whos with me . He made an easy analogy really, really difficult. It accounted be a ladder that is leaned against a building or an aframe ladder with a shelf on it to put the paint on and that would cost more than 9. Stephanie the president has a step stool. What you really need is a tree trimming ladder. Put a step stool together. Those are like stephanie president is trying to get you crappy stools and free meatballs. Im trying get you a ladder. I just want a ladder that people can climb on. Wow, we rifted on that one. Stephanie you get stuck on a drunken ladder analogy in a bar. All right the boehner. The president said more of the same, higher taxes and stimulus spending. Just as disappoint, were weeks away from the penaltys sequester and he laid out no plan to eliminate the sequester and the harm that will come back of it. The president s sequester . Who wanted it. Stephanie it was actually paul ryan. Paul ryan sponsored the bill. Its a munster sequester. Isnt that wonderful with eddie i wont go i wont, i wont i wont stephanie all right budget munster. Also too many s words in a row for that much bourbon. The cost of spending. Sequester. Its a ladder. Stephanie oh, no, not the ladder again. Oh god really . David in toronto youre on the Stephanie Miller show. Hi, david. Caller hi there. The the caller, the gun control guy really changed my mind. I had no idea that without guns in our society we would have an additional 2. 4 Million People die every year without guns. I had no idea about that. Stephanie yes thats because its completely untrue, but yes. Caller the reason i called stephanie by the way the official f. B. I. Statistics, 151 justifiable homicides a year, compared to thousand thousand us and thousands of homicides and suicides, whatever. Caller the reason im calling is just about the filibuster again about hagel. Maybe you guys can answer this question, but didnt harry reid come up with a plan to avoid filibusters . Shouldnt that have occurred in this situation . You would think. Stephanie we never would have dreamed. I never would have dreamed republicans would have behaved this way. 58 after the hour. Right back on the Stephanie Miller show. Theme. Stephanie hello, hour number three, t. V. World. Jacki sheckner, listen to one of our listeners to sus out a con none drum, that i am gay but straight with dogs, you straight in person, but awfully gay with that cat of yours. I am gay with my cat. Stephanie im sorry fill in your own. All right dont say anything, jim. Shes adorable. Shes been with me for 14 years. Shed traveled with me through very many states. Shes gorgeous. She that beautiful woman syndrome. Stephanie you are a giant cat lez, you really are. [ laughter ] stephanie here she is in the current news center, jacki sheckner. Nobody went for the obvious joke there. Stephanie we did not. It was all there. Good morning everybody. The Obama Administration is pushing back in a new nra video that accuses the white house of planning to take away your guns. The video posted on line before the state of the union claims the Justice Department memo calls for mandatory registration and confiscating. Universal background checks will not work without requiring national gun registration. Still think president obamas proposals sound reasonable . Yes. The Justice Department says sure, there is a document, but its Nothing Official and nothing in it was used to craft the president s gun safety plans. In fact, the d. O. J. Says it was just rae search and it didnt go anywhere except into an n. R. A. Ad. A new dallas poll shows two thirds of american support cutting back mail service to five days a week and reducing the number of days the post office is open. The postmaster general wants saturday service to end claiming that that will save the uspa 2 billion a year. Both congress and members of the postal union are fighting the plan. The rise of email and congressional mandate that the Postal Service prepay retirees holt benefits are causing them to lose money. A popular solution is raising the price of stamps. 57 of people are against that. Were back with more show for you on this valentines day. Stay with us. Nine. This is what 27 tons of marijuana looks like. vo with Award Winning documentaries that take you inside the headlines, way inside. vo from the underworld, to the world of privilege. Everyone in Michael Jacksons life was out to use him. vo no one brings you more documentaries that are real, gripping, current. Theme announcer ladies and gentlemen, its the Stephanie Miller show. This our brought to you by British Police uniforms l. A. Stephanie thank you. Greg tweets that to those of us single losers on valentines day, even honey boo boos mother has a boyfriend. Thats true. Shes the one that looks like a thumb, a thumb with teeth. Stephanie you know what . Screw you. On behalf of me and mary. Oh that was a valentines day gift wasnt it, marys call earlier today. Stephanie i tried again to get her to go gay for me. No go. Stephanie as mary said right after that, tell him to shove it. He can shove his 60s flute. Stephanie imagine mr. Valentines getting a road flare. A muttful of that. Stephanie do we think road flares or unfiltered com else . Stephanie mikey from chicago. You think twice wasnt enough chicago . Stephanie miller show is making a return visit to the Chicago Theater on april 13th. Filthy mouths and bad toots. John fugelsang hall sparks and catholic girl gone wild, Stephanie Miller as they reunite for another night of inspired comedy. Were putting the band back together. Were on a mission from god. Tickets are available at ticketmaster. Com. Come see the tour that sparked its own come tory. More fun than a bag of vipers. At the Chicago Theater on april 13. Who had can argue with that . Sweet home chicago is about to get more sugar from mama. He sweet home chicago note. Lets get those vipers. [ magic wand ] stephanie tickets to chicago sexy liberal today. Its a valentines for me. Ok. Stephanie do it, do it, buy it [ applause ] stephanie im just saying its an awesome date, pain maybe even a road trip involved. Jason in a little love letter for all of us, hey steph i want to say how much i enjoy your show. Love jim and chris. I love the impression of john mccain. Its not the policy here. Not the policy. Stephanie so funny. Just want to ask you what you think if the republicans had invited a dixie chick to the state of the union. I cant believe they let ted new gent come. Stephanie 2001 tweeted the pope patron saint of quitting early on sarah palins site. Is that one of those internet site . Like 10,000 spoons causing more deaths than guns. Stephanie how about people that get killed by 10,000 spoons. Why arent we outlawing spoons . Ok. I was just trying to find somebody that might be having a worst day than me on valentines day, on a manufactured holiday. Dont you hate it when the meth lab blows up in your port a potty . I do. A meth lab was found on a golf course in oklahoma. Three bottles were there, two exploded before police arrived. Clean up on aisle seven. Stephanie might have been having a really good round and then a meth lab exploded up our arse. Theres some shrapnel in that. Stephanie 1800steph12 the phone number. T. J. In las vegas. Welcome. Caller hi, there steph. I wanted to say i too am gay with doggies. I was wanting to call about the guy talking about the fact that he got very upset when you talked about gun nuts and thought you were talking about him. I own a gun and never considered that you were talking about me. Stephanie of course not. Caller im also from las vegas and i know you have a problem with vegas and losing money and i have to tell you as a bartender. Stephanie im just kind of a woof. Caller if you go to the right bar here, sweety, you wont feel a thing. Wheres your bar. Caller am i allowed to say it . Silverton. Stephanie i just dont have a stomach for gambling. Caller well get you through it. Harry reid is kind of like one of those old time, you know, democrats where he really wants to cross the aisle and tried really hard to get an agreement on the filibuster, and i think now that they walk up to him and shook his hand and looked him in the face and lied to him hes going to get it fixed. Lets all hope. Stephanie thanks for calling from vegas. Baby vegas. Baby,vasion. You wouldnt like me when im angry. Stephanie you never know, i might find somebody hood like to go to vegas to me and get married. Your kind of marriage isnt legal there yet. Stephanie my kind of marriage. [ laughter ] stephanie only free spirits can go get married for 47 hours but i cant. Nope. Not at all. Stephanie i want to go to the elvis chapel, whos with me . Did you see marco rubio said the water bottle moment is a message from god. Its true, he does not want you to be president clearly. [ bell dings ] its a message that you should have hydrated before you spoke. I needed water. God has a funny way of reminding us were human. Stephanie ok, lets go to ian in chicago youre on the Stephanie Miller show. Hi. Caller hello mama, i had a comment about the gun rights person who called earlier. I dont know if it was you or him commenting on the brandishing issue. Stephanie yes, how many deaths are prevented by brandishing. I am not a gun owner or user, but if i had a gun and i saw somebody brandishing a firearm at me, my first reaction if i had a gun would be to shoot them. Stephanie right. Caller because hes showing it as a weapon. Stephanie right, how many brandishments gone wrong have there been. Anyone in the history of your life say what did you do this weekend . Oh, i brandished a gun at someone who ran away. By the way, sarah palins birthday is september 11th. Stephanie that was our joke about when they say the popey changey thing. And then the daily show thought of the same thing the same night. Just like when theyve had Mitch Mcconnell as a turtle. Thanks for listening. Stephanie thanks for the check. Ok. [ laughter ] a friend used to write for letterman. Said we stole all the time. Were on deadline. Stephanie exactly. You know what, we put together three hours a day. They only put together 23 minutes. Stephanie its put together with chewing gum and possible asking sticks and no writers of any kind. Were helpers, even though im a big single loser on valentines day doesnt mean yes want my right wingers to be happy. I created tea party harmony. Were the only sight with the patented dimensions of douche bagery. It was just boom. We both know obama was born in has wry. I dont like taxes. Im afraid of brown people. Tea party harmony. Dont tread on me. I found out he kind of likes it. Find that person whos going to love you for the guntoting, Tea Party Nut you really are. It all starts with your socio pattic personality profile. Review four wing nuts for free at tea party harmony. Com. Stephanie yay. [ applause ] a good article about mark rubio, his supposed savior status save it for later. Stephanie 17 minutes after the hour. Right back on the tomasky. Announcer making right wing wackos everywhere hurl. Its the Stephanie Miller show. To those he led he was a savior to others, the devil himself. Of all the hours in all his days, these are the ones youll never forget. Announcer Stephanie Miller. I dont see you with barry white. Stephanie 22 minutes after the hour. Hes my type, handsome and romantic. Really . Stephanie hes sexy. Speaking of which mary called back to talk to tbone to tell us that she does not smoke its the president who motion. You know what . And also she wants us to know this had mary fun fact that she and her husband had their very first date 30 the two years ago today. [ applause ] thats adorable. Stephanie say hello to her if you see her and her husband and her scotty skipping down the sidewalk. Thats what she says theyre doing for valentines day. She doesnt seem like a skipper to me. i cant picture her skipping down addison, i really cant. Stephanie gun facts. You remember that guy jim, the hello. Id like you to listen to both sides. I notice you never have gun proponents on. Except for every day. Both kind. Ok this is from. [ mumbling ] from the c. B. C. 30000 gun deaths a year, in a thousand are suicide, more than half of all suicides committed by guns. 30,000, 12,000 to 18,000 not much left over for anything else. Those are 100 to 200 gun deaths in self defense assuming that the shooter would have been killed if he or she had not killed the other guy first 30,000 in cent victims. I think the tradeoff is a bit out of balance. The murder and suicide problem they create is massive. Im sure the gun enthusiasts agree now that youve pointed it out to them. Withstand your ground laws, you are allowed to shoot anyone with suspicion. Skittles and a can of pop you had it coming. Stephanie helicopter, im asking for helicopter. It doesnt say helicopter. Stephanie yes, it does. Look at the camera. Does that not say helicopter . [ laughter ] stephanie calling too many audibles. I know. Stephanie whats her name, the gun nut that lawrence oh odonnell disemboweled later. She testified about her fictional situation that might happen. Oh, right right with that what if spacialens came down with ray guns. Stephanie because every night at her house is zero dark 30. Theres going to be multiple guys with assault weapons and children screaming in the background. I go back to the killer clown from poltergeist. Youre going to need a taller bed. Stephanie when you have a Home Invasion that involves multiple people with military assault weapons, really . That happen on a weekly basis in your neighborhood . Maybe you should move. Stephanie shies in missouri. Youre on the Stephanie Miller show, welcome. Hi jim. Hello, jim. Caller hey. Stephanie hello jim, go ahead. Caller can you hear me . Yes caller all right great. Guys i love your show. Ill be real quick here. I think Congress Needs to read the constitution again and when they reeled the Second Amendment, they need to have an element or School English teacher there with them to show that they understand the right of the people to keep and bear arms i also dependent on having a well regulated militia. My answer to this is if you want to own a gun thats fine, but you need to be a member of the National Guard reserve, and you need to be ready to be called up to deliver fema trailers to new jersey or shovel snow in boston. You want a gun you got to be in the military. People dont understand 18th century sentence structure. Given these circumstances the rights to bear arms should not be infringed. Second amendment a stephanie i am, more than anything, i am it just sounds, random sounds. Stephanie i am more like the Founding Fathers in i am very, very pro musket. Weve gotten much, much lazier since then. The amount of people that will actually take the time to load their musket. We have like instantly gratification. By the time your grudge would wear off by the time you get that thing ready to go. Im going to get you. Stephanie forget it. Even then, you werent likely to hit anything, because it was just a metal ball, no rifling no aerodynamic quality to the thing. Stephanie right rick, youre on the tomasky. Caller stephanie, how are you . Stephanie im good. Go ahead. Caller first time caller on your show. Im actually on the road with to chicago. Flipping through the channels, very interesting topic that you got here and i wanted to let you know that im a self proclaimed liberal, democratic in the city of chicago so trying to listen to you here, stephanie. Stephanie thank you. Caller so my first question to you, what is because i looked on your website real quick here. What is the definition of a liberal . Stephanie i think everybodys is different. Go read the john f. Kennedy quote if you have time about what it means to be a liberal. Id say that sums it up pretty well. Caller thats exactly what i am and i am a policeman in the city of chicago. Definitely under that definition, i have looked at it before, im a liberal without a doubt. Stephanie youre a liberal that believes in no gun control of any kind. Caller no gun control . Well i do believe that there should be gun control. I actually think there should be narcotics control too, for cocaine and heroin, do you . Stephanie you have 20 seconds for your point. Caller look at the city of chicago, you can go to every Street Corner and get drugs. Stephanie i am a cop that is in support of no gun control for any kind. Laws are a waste of time. Stephanie hello, 29 minutes after the hour. Right back on the Stephanie Miller show. Going to do the young turks. I think the number one thing that viewers like about the young turks is that were honest. They know that im not bsing them with some hidden agenda, actually supporting one party or the other. When the democrats are wrong, they know that im going to be the first one to call them out. They can question whether im right, but i think that the audience gets that this guy, to the best of his ability, is trying to look out for us. When many soles pass through the most trodden areas of your home your vacuum doesnt always pick up whats left behind. Only the resolve easy clean system has foam power to stop dirt in its tracks. 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Stephanie so everyone can get baked. You can get marijuana on pretty much every corner in l. A. You can get your weed from loser town guy. Stephanie id like to know where to purchase some weed so i can get baked. How about a bong for valentines day . Announcer stephanie mill are. Now for that valentines day gift, its not too early for you to choose a bong [ laughter ] stephanie really random. World news tonight stephanie just scalia had a thing with the guys. He couldnt make the state of the union. He said it has turned into a childish spectacle. I dont want to be there to lend dignity to it. Youre going to lend dignity to it. Stephanie he wouldnt have. He lent more dignity by not being there. Stephanie once again just unprecedented. This is, you know, ok. And of course, his little sidekick, clarence thomas. Whatever he said. Justice whatever he said. Stephanie i was saying if you saw inside my rubios speech the part where he was talking and not drinking, literally almost word for word from romney on the campaign trail the exact same policies jay carney said id say one thing while the messenger may have changed the message was entirely consistent with the policy ideas of the mitt Romney Campaign last year and the American People did not support. Oh it was verbatim. Emits well be reading oh of a teleprompter. Stephanie he is according to Time Magazine, the savior of the republicans. That was a disappointment. Stephanie at least theres still bobby jindal. Wait a minute a new poll in louisiana show 37 of voters approve of jindal. He was the savior a couple of years ago. Stephanie hes an american and he can do anything. Oh, god. In the end he looked lake a child, but can he be an important politician . Why are republicans acting like he is their savior, anyway. Its tough to be judged fair to the party and right write honestly about its darth of new ideas. If i were a republican, i would be upset about him bunk the future. Stephanie thank you joan. Of the entire Republican Party at this point, in the words of the i am mortal Chris Matthews or joe scarborough. Sweet jesus. Sweet jesus. [ laughter ] stephanie is doing nothing an agenda or strategy . John boehner has a new strategy. Not the ladder dont start with the ladders again that silly thing the ladder analogies about the minimum wage. He has a senate first strategy in that he is going to do nothing. They spent two years talking about how Senate Democrats ignored all their crappy legislation they sent there. Now its let the senate act first on nearly everything. Thats his new strategy. Strategy. My strategy is do everything first, including getting out a ladder. Stephanie right. The reason the house isnt taking the lead on issues, they arent priorities for the House Republicans, so daily coast writing when the House Republicans come up with a bill they think is a winner, they wont hesitate to act. Something regarding kicking puppies or grandmothers they can get behind, theyll be all over that. [ applause ] or destroying. Stephanie pushing old ladies down stairs so they dont to have pay medicare. Lobbing it when it helps their own families. Stephanie right. For those stinky Little People who dont have ladders theyre. Ed. Stephanie don is a right wing love muffin in new orleans. Had i don. Good evening or good morning, actually. Calling because i am not a republican, you but i am a right wing conservative. Stephanie its evening where youre calling from . Caller i work nights. Its morning but i work nights. Two things first of all, one of the things you all were talking about is when was somebody with an ak47 going to break in your house. Three weeks ago thats exactly what happened. The only reason a guy was able to defend his team, he had a firearm. Stephanie he had a drone. Caller no, he didnt have a drone. The second thing was this. The Second Amendment is not about protecting yourself. The Second Amendment is about protecting us, the citizens from a tyrannical government. Stephanie so youre going to fight the governments drones when they come for you with your rifle. Caller no but the more of us that have guns, it keeps the government in check. You dont have to fight the government. Stephanie you really think the governments going to take over . Really . Caller i dont, but the thing that keeps them in check. Stephanie but they would if you didnt have your rifle. Ok. All right good, don, all right. Thats a fantasy. That is when we had no standing army. We needed a militia so quell counter revolutions who didnt like the way the revolutionary war turned out. Now we have the Strongest Military in the world by far and you having a gun is not going to make a damn built of difference. Stephanie well, you dont know that. Thats whats stopping them, jim. Right. The more people that have rifles, the more people can stop that nuclear warhead. If someone sets my house on fire. Stephanie that guys got a bush master, im screwed. Then all my ammunition storage is going to explode. Stephanie it will be like that scene in charlies angels, make my missile do a u turn and hit me. Did that really happen . Yes i just watched it last night. You know, gun nuts, can i say have an astonishing amount of anecdotal stories. Yeah, like civil war reenactors. Theyre waiting for the tyrannical government to come up to their porch and try to take their guns away. Stephanie just happened the other night, four team guys, bush master a. K. I forget the name for tank. You can have a gun to defend yourself, your home and property. Joe biden said get a shotgun. Even the sound of it. Stephanie i have listen, i suggest this because im a helper jim all you need is my box. Just the sound effect. Im good, sorry wrong house. But youre too spay with your box and you would press the wrong button. Stephanie not scooby doo no i have a i have a cuckoo clock. Im not afraid to use it. Ive got an orchestra. Stephanie ive got shemp in here. Ive got a drum set. Stephanie i will poke you with both eyes. Ive got to stephanie ive got a studio audience in here. [ applause ] [ laughter ] stop your bullets with the clapping. Stephanie got annoying singers. Wife got the waitresses. [ laughter ] stephanie theyre my army, get out. [ laughter ] oh, were silly. Stephanie heavens. T. C. In dallas youre object the Stephanie Miller show. Good morning. Caller good morning, how are you . I discovered you guys about six months ago and you are great. Stephanie thank you. Caller i love you. Before i make my point, i have something, is mary for real . Stephanie yes, sadly. Caller shes a real person . Stephanie yes indeed. Boy i tell you she is something else. Stephanie shes plucky. Caller these guys who call you and say they are Police Officers. Stephanie its amazing how Many Police Officers call me. Caller these guys are not Police Officers. I dont believe it. I dont believe theres any Police Officer in america that would be running around saying that he hoped wished people had these big automatic weapons. Theres no Police Officer in the world that would say that. Stephanie i am a cop and i certainly wish more people had automatic weapons with big magazines and cop killer bullets, because i like a challenge. Caller the point i want to make to you is this. I dont believe, you know, these people that want to carry all these high powered weapons big magazines and all this stuff, i believe that these people are cowards. Stephanie yeah. Caller any man that says that he has to have a a. K. 47, whatever they call those things, im a 23 year military man myself. I got one gun. It doesnt even have a clip. But anyway, i just dont understand. Stephanie well, how will you defend yourself against the nightly invasions of mull pell people with automatic weapons. Caller how do i defend myself . Yeah. Caller lady i say this. I know my house inside. Ok . You let any joker come into my house thats going to invade my house, hey, i have something in here that i can get him because he doesnt know the inside of my house, i do. Stephanie thats, you got the element of surprise and a nose whistle. [ laughter ] axes. By the way rod on twitter says about that cop that just called, he said by his logic bill ayres was a patriot because he was protecting himself against a tyrannical government. Stephanie there you go, all right. Ok, there you have it. 45 minutes after the hour. Right back on the Stephanie Miller show. Announcer she was abandoned by wolves and raised by republicans. 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The chill of peppermint. The rich dark chocolate. York peppermint pattie get the sensation. To those he led he was a savior to others, the devil himself. Of all the hours in all his days, these are the ones youll never forget. Stephanie all the single losers happy valentines day everybody. All the single losers. Stephanie yeah the if you like it then you should have put a ring on it happy completely fabricated holiday to make people feel bad about themselves. The guy with the nose whistle is calling back. They told me to stay away from the wolf. They didnt listen to him. He was his own man. He knows the things that seem to be the most dangerous turn out to be the most fun. Yes, sir, it was a good day for young peter. [ whistling ] [ applause ] stephanie ok, awesome, thank you. Hold on. Stephanie ok. Are you a pedophile . [ laughter ] stephanie barbara prom massachusetts, hi, barbara. Caller hi, how are you . Stephanie good, go ahead. Caller i was watching a movie last night called just right. Stephanie thats my movie. Caller you were funny as hell. You made me laugh on you loud. Stephanie how do you enjoy my dominatrix scene . I wore that. That was 20 years ago. Bone king is that thats a different thing. Thank you, i appreciate it. Caller youre welcome. Stephanie what a treat me in a dominatrix outfit. One day i may come across your role. Stephanie suspecting of killing the dr. Laura character for her time slot. Doctor, laura doesnt have to get up as ass crack of down. Stephanie ass oclock. I like to scream the n. Word a lot, too. She liked to do it, dr. Laura. President obama, by the way the president in other he cant win news was said to use executive actions for the first three years of his presidency, hoping congress would, of course act Like Congress and take action on anything, buffeting a broken congress in which republicans can and will disrupt legislation, he used authority witch became obama hitler. Now considering sten it up again to help struggling homeowners. Congress wont help, but obama could law homeowners underwater to refinance those mortgages as some havent been able to do with their government backed loans. The climbs change deniers blah blah blah, where am i here . Obama can take action. Blah blah blah, lots of stuff he can do. The employment nondiscrimination act. He can extend protection to gay government contractors. No other president used executive powers. Senator Chuck Grassley said just because congress doesnt act doesnt mean the president has the right to act. What . Yes, thats exactly what that means. Stephanie we dont have to do anything. Just sit there and collect your money and health insurance. Stephanie suddenly got concerned he about the executive branch having too much power what barack obama got elected. [ applause ] in case you havent noticed hes black. Stephanie who Hugh Jackmans wife does not like it when you say he is guy. Giant pile of muscle and side bushes he is the subject of a hollywood cover story saying miss gayness are synonymous with his role. Stephanie he admits rumors have taken a great toll especially on his wife. Just recently, it bugs her. He is just warning you. Is everybody gay . Not in australia. The rule there, it is nonexistent. I just hate you and i hate your ass steak. Stephanie sexy liberal liberal alec baldwin i still love him with the heat of a thousand white hot suns was sick in new york and stuck in traffic in d. C. He and his wife are pregnant. She took a test and at first he thought when she screamed she found another spider on the wall. She was with child. Not with spider, no. Stephanie he sent me a bouquet of flowers. It was enormous. He is handsome and romantic. And rich. Stephanie and also, i think he knew he wasnt going to show up. Heres a lovely bouquet of flowers. Traffic is bad. I will try. Teach martin, first time father at age 67. Holy cow. Stephanie wow there is some hope for me you are no the stephanie his wife is 41. You are not going to cough up a child you. Just arent. Stephanie well, just like my dodge dart, trying start in the went are in buffalo. You are never, ever going to be with child. Ever. Stephanie it could happen. It accounted not happen. Stephanie yes it could happen. Speaking of peter malin Liza Minnellis husband. She has revealed that hip surgery left her two inches shorter. She was 55, now 53. Little tiny thing now. Still my favorite part of the Michael Jackson coverage have on larry king. Remember . Uhhuh. Stephanie oh oh oh do it, come on, do it. Stephanie oh, honey honey its awful. Honey liza let quincy jones talk. Stephanie it was never true, the allegations. And you were there. [ applause ] stephanie oh, boy, did you see this story the walker to know post corrected the story that sarah palin is joining al jazeera. Thats not happening. [ laughter ] stephanie i knew that was an unseemly headline. Washington post, you are jokey. Montana Emergency Alert systems hacked for zombie apocalypse. Stephanie taylor swift said she never chases boys. They dont like it. She said people love that angle on me, coming on too strong, i never chase boys. Except she bought the house next to the Kennedy Compound when she was dating a kennedy which is a little creepy. Hi, what are you doing . I bought the house next door. What y