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[ theme music ] stephanie hello, current tv land happy friday. Representative Jan Schakowsky on the show today, and John Fugelsang. Jacki schechner yes good morning. Stephanie we are both helping the other member of our trouple Melissa Fitzgerald pack this weekend . Were going to try. Stephanie we could bring a special surprise i could steal the stripper pole and install it in here. [ bell chimes ] [ applause ] i think she would notice i would be like the days we used to broadcast from the playboy studio. Stephanie yes. There was a moment when she said i think the pole could fit in here. Stephanie yes, lets put the stripper pole down the list of priorities. Exactly. Stephanie here she is jacki schechner. Good morning, everybody, happy friday a hacker has allegedly accessed the email accounts of the bush family and the secret service tells cnn this morning it is invest indicating. The smoking gun broke the story and says it has been corresponding via email. The hacker says he has access to core upon dense send between 2009 and last year. One belongs to jim nance who is a longtime family friend. The smoking gun details links to many of the private correspondences and images taken. Allegingly a picture george bush sent to his sister of paintings he is working on one is of him in the shower and the other one is of him in the tub. A knew poll shows that Hillary Clinton is very popular. Something she could take into consideration as she figures out what she is going to do next. Her favorability rating is at 61 . On the respect side the potential 2016 president ial candidate with the best numbers at the moment is senator marco rubio. 57 of people say they just dont know enough about him to have a real opinion. Rubio is going to give the republican response to the state of the Union Address on tuesday night. Were back with more show after the break. Stay with us. [ theme music ] announcer ladies and gentlemen, its the Stephanie Miller show im walking on sunshine, woe ho im walking on sunshine woe ho its time to feel good hey all right now its time to feel good stephanie uhhuh. Yes. Happy friday, everybody. Representative Jan Schakowsky coming up on the big show today. And John Fugelsang in tour number two. And the tickets flying out the window for the chicago sexy liberal show. Vip is gone, but you can get your tickets if you hurry. Hurry for april 13th at the Chicago Theater. Chris lavoie people think that conversations we have on the show are weird. Right. Stephanie thats because they dont know what we talk about off the hour. Right. My friend jeff in d. C. Stephanie my boy toy. Yes he would like to buy you a pinball machine to put in your basement so you and he can recreate the scene from the accused. Thats hot. [ applause ] thats weird, a, because we are both gay. Thats true. It may outshine cat videos on the youtubes. Stephanie and i have a new straight boyfriend i have been sexting with. Which is weird. [ inaudible ] i dont think they had packers back then. Stephanie no. Were talking about participates day. Taft should get a week. President s week. Stephanie exactly. Oh, lord, because with the straight guy its in that testing phase to find if im that kind or the two drinks away stephanie im not the lesbian porn gay you are hoping for. Move along. I have to give judy the smartist girl in class award. Steph gun owners say you cant compare insuring a gun to a car. In state after state my constitutional right to an abortion is being severely restricted. So why can be we impose the same restrictions on guns. There is one place to buy a gun. Once you get there, you will have to walk by gun protesters then fill out personal details in the paperwork, and then you have to wait 72 hours to think about it. Finally when you return in 72 hours you will again walk past the gauntlet of antigun protesters, and you will submit to rules one through five every time you want to purchase a gun. There you go. [ applause ] Stephanie Judy arguing for some consistency . The gun argument. Lets run that up the flag pole over at the stupid party. Not going to happen. Stephanie speaking of the stupid party. What . Stephanie what is our latest thing from fox news . Fox news claims that solar power wont work in america, because it is not sunny here like it is in germany. They are kidding, right . Stephanie no they helpful have a map. Yeah, and america we have a southwest here it raining all the time in germany. There are no deserts in germany. Yeah, germany is blue and green for the amount of sunshine fox news is stupid. Stephanie its science for dummies. Exactly. The entire southwest could fuel the entire cant next. Phoenix by itself could generate enough absolutely. I have lived there. Theres a lot of sun there. Yeah. Even at night the buildings blow practically. Stephanie no wonder this doll is such a big seller. The barn owl says the hippo says [ inaudible ] the [ inaudible ] says our top political priority over the next four should be to deny this president a second term. The chapel pan agency says i would like to stay here all day, but i got to go to vegas. The sheep says [ inaudible ] where are you specifically hearing these things . Fox news. [ giggling ] stephanie oh, happy children. The sound of happy children with their new toy. Oh, can i [ world news tonight theme ] stephanie i cannot get enough of the republicans in disarray story. I know. Yeah. Stephanie donald trump karl rove is a total loser. Why are people still giving him money. Karl roves strategies are the worst i have ever seen. Money given to him might as well be thrown down the drain. This from a guy who lost money on a casino. Use your hair head you know what i mean. Stephanie i have tried to be helpful, by saying please dont fight. You are all losers. Please. The tea party crazies and the republican establishment. All of you. The whole lot of yous. Stephanie there is another one in politico. Republicans and fox news moving to purge the controversial political creatures it created. Now the develop with his dismal image, and fox news scrambling to dim those voices sarah palin, and dick norris two of the most obnoxious players. And karl rove sidelined to help get rid of the tea party crazies. Whatever stephanie is that becoming like jumbo shrimp electable republicans . [ Phyllis Diller laughter ] kind of. Stephanie okay. And you are a poopy head. Stephanie exactly. Right. We have Grover Norquist going poopy heads. They are the pee wee herman heads. There are two huge unresolved impediments, suicide conservatives, who would rather lose elections than win seats with moderates. Yes yes have some principle i implore that move further to the right. Stephanie yes, go. And the many groups on the hard right that requires a high degree of audacity and borderline shrewdness. Throw in a third obstacle, loudmouth personalities, and candidates who are hard to control. [ mysterious music ] stephanie there are your monsters enjoy. They brought you abby normal brains. Perhaps i could help you that hump. Stephanie i urge them to put the candle back. Listen to me very carefully. Put the candle back. Stephanie i dont know what that means but i have no idea. Stephanie its better advice than you are getting from anywhere else. Better advice that Christine Odonnell gave you. Im not a witch. Im one of you. Stephanie a parade of crazies. [ world news tonight theme ] Stephanie Steve king. The stunning steve king. Stephanie stunning steve king according to michellee bachmann bachmann. Maybe he inadvertently climbed one of his electric fences. He is asking for cash to stave off efforts by the karl rove group. Karl rove have already launched a crusade against me. [ baby crying ] stephanie yes, he is the one that said that would work the electrified fence because it works on his farm animals. Yes equating the two stephanie that was not offensive to anybody. Oh, boy. Stephanie wait, one more. Fight fight fight [ world news tonight theme ] a group of conservatives called on american cross roads to fire its spokesman. He went on the Radio Station and said he is a hater for opposing the new rove group. Okay. Stephanie he said he is hater and also has a long soredid history. [ applause ] he looks like he smells of ginnflavored cigarettes. Stephanie a number of activists, mark levin. Stephanie and tony perkins. No god stephanie no not that family. They want to fire the spokesman. Fight fight fight. All right. Seventeen minutes after the hour. Well be back with eventually fridays with fugelsang. Announcer call steph now. She is easy. 1800steph12. She gets the comedians laughing. Thats hilarious . And the thinkers thinking. Okay, so theres wiggleroom in the Ten Commandments is what youre telling me. Shes joy behar. And current will let me say anything. Only on current tv. You know sometimes i get the feeling deep down inside its announcer Stephanie Miller. Because im a party girl because im a party girl stephanie uhhuh. It is the Stephanie Miller show. Welcome to it. Twentytwo minutes after the hour. 1800steph12. Mike in chicago. Welcome. Caller hi, how are ya . Stephanie good go ahead. Caller i was just wondering how you can give somebody the smart person of the day award when they are talking about abortion stephanie she was talking about her right to have an abortion. Caller but its not constitutional. The Supreme Court decided that it is constitutional. Stephanie there are a lot of restrictions in a lot of states why should there be no restrictions on guns at all. Caller there are restrictions on guns stephanie really . As part of a wellregulated militia. Caller technically she is wrong. Stephanie no she is not. The nra wants virtually no restrictions on gun ownership. Literally they think its okay if you are on a terrorist watch list to have a gun. I mean seriously . Caller here is the thing. Buying a gun doesnt take a life, having an abortion takes a life. What is a gun for, mike . Killing. Its for killing. Caller target practice. Stephanie practice for doing what . Shooting at black helicopters. Caller inherently a gun doesnt kill anybody. You have to do that. It is a tool that people use for only killing things or people. Stephanie it is something that is legal to have, and an abortion is something that is legal to do in this country, period. Caller and thats fine. But she said it was in the constitution, and its not. Stephanie she said it was her legal right was her point. Its not in the bill of rights. Caller thats my point. Stephanie if you had a vagina, mike how would you feel about having to have a transvaginal probe before you bought a gun how about that . Caller i dont see the point of that. Stephanie exactly we have a winner [ bell chimes ] [ applause ] stephanie and thanks for playing proving our point exactly. [ world news tonight theme ] stephanie oh, that was a thing of beauty. Bless his heart. Stephanie bless his heart. He did not see that coming. All right margaret in texas you are on the Stephanie Miller show. Caller hello. Stephanie hello. Caller i was just wanting to comment about the gun debate. Stephanie uhhuh. Caller actually theres the congress and there was one up to the president , everybody is talking about what to do about the gun problem. Its kind of ridiculous because it the government should have never let people have these assault weapontype guns. We have lots of guns in the country stephanie we did have a ban on those kind of guns, and then it expired. And this is what the result has been, so yeah. Im just waiting for the nra after John Brennans testimony to say that everyone should have a drone. [ bell chimes ] [ applause ] well, yeah. As long as you dont have the hell fire missile attached it to. Stephanie exactly. You can have a drone but not with a hell fire miser miser stephanie its friday, im drunk. Stephanie yes. Nate in asheville you are on the Stephanie Miller show. Hi, nate. Caller hi stephanie thanks for taking my call. Stephanie yes, go ahead. Caller i wanted to ask or suggest, you know, why are we cutting peoples throats and other social supports to attempt to balance the budget . It seems like the framing of the conversation is going that way, instead of cutting the military budget. Why is nobody talking about that. Stephanie go ahead, jim. Yeah, why should they go after entitlements when we have this huge bloated military budget. Caller 750 billion a year in ridiculous. Stephanie i dont even know why were arguing about things the military doesnt even say it wants or needs. Plus stationing soldiers in europe to keep the soviet union out, i think that ship as sailed. Stephanie just one, dolph lumgrin. Yes. Stephanie stephanie in utah. Hi, steph. Caller hi, i love you guys you are great. Stephanie thank you. Caller i watched the news yesterday, and they were talking about, you know, the drone, and the one guy says. The American People need to know. We need to know what . I need to know if my neighbor who is very angry i need to know if he has a gun. I need to know if the guy on the bus sitting next to me has a gun. There is a need to know. And they are talking about terrorism and all of these kinds of things. What about upstate idaho, there is nothing but terrorists up there. Stephanie you are talking about White Supremacists . Caller yes, they are as angry as terrorists. There are things besides White Supremacists in the panhandle of idaho stephanie theres potatoes. Potatoes and terrorists. And occasionally batman. And some good skiing. Stephanie if you want to have french fries with a white supremacist, thats the place to do it. Vats of boiling oil. Algators and moats i made that part up. Chewing up small children. Stephanie wearing boller hats. Technically it would be illegal to bomb a united state stephanie do we seem like fancy liberals with very little knowledge understanding of what is in the middle there. I have lived there. Stephanie right. Idaho . I lived in idaho, but i lived in the Mountain Time zone, yall havent. Stephanie look at you. Im fancy. Stephanie right back on the city slicker show. While your carpets may appear clean. Its scary how much dirt your vacuum can leave behind. Add resolve deep clean powder before you vacuum to expel the dirt within your carpets. Resolves deep clean powder is moist. Absorbing and lifting three times more dirt than vacuuming alone. Leaving you with a carpet thats truly fresh and clean. Dont just vacuum clean. Resolve clean. Announcer Stephanie Miller. She has got me all tangled up in one big doughy love pretzel. Stephanie uhhuh. You have been hanging out with john lithgow. Stephanie yes. Jacki schechner is here from her Little Health care corner. Come on get Jacki Stephanie good morning, jacki schechner. Good morning. Stephanie so we played this sound bite in rightwing world yesterday this Michelle Malkin rant. She was saying she was she was saying were all going to hell in a hand basket. Stephanie right. There are going to be no more doctors. Actually, i think theres no more doctors. Here it was. Out here in the real world the effects of obamacare including the medical device tax that is cutting r d and causing layoffs across the country in the most innovative firms, the fact that so many people who were intending to no longer going into medicine, thank you, brain drain, a consequence of obamacare, and doctor who were individual practicers are either bailing and retiring all together or going into concierge care. Have you heard that term . Do you know the people that are shutting down their practices, dropping insurance all together where now only the wealthiest can pay for care. Congratulations obamacare. Heck of a job. Stephanie so we tried to impact that little rice ball of nonsense yesterday. And i got a letter i sent to you. Dede rights malkin is right. Hey, steph the hospitals systems have brought up the big doctor practices. Smaller doctors were not brought into their systems. Medicare pays three times the amount that they pay a single doctor. Im related to a physician. There is going to be a shortage of doctors. Im very concerned blah blah blah. What are your thoughts on that . A lot of scooping generalizations, considering it doesnt kick in it will 2014. Its like chris brown did you read the account of his Community Service hours, where somehow he went back in time stephanie yeah. Thats what it is like Michelle Malkins time machine where she is predicting what has already happened. There is a medical device manufacturer tax and if were going to find money to help subsidize affordable insurance in this country it has to come from somewhere, so why dont we tax the people who make medical devices. But i dont think there has been any stifling of research and development. Its an argument they made to try to avoid the tax. Medicare is one of the leaders when it comes to innovating new procedures and technologies, and they are not having any problems. Stephanie you and i talked about the fare mongering, like for instance they have said Insurance Companies are raising their rates. And you said blame the culprit, the Insurance Companies. I dont understand why people are so hesitant to blame the people who are actually doing the bad act. If your employer is cutting back your hours because they dont want to give you access to Affordable Health care blame the employer. Exactly. Its like papa johns pizza is going to be 0. 14 more i have to fire people because of obamacare. Blame the companies, because you are a douche. Yeah the Top Five Health Insurance Companies made more money they did the year before and the year before that. Why are we feeling sorry for the wealthiest . And the people who are making record profits and paying incredible salaries d health Insurance Companies dont provide any Actual Health care. And as far as doctors are concerned, i dont know a lot of people who are deciding not to go to medical school because they dont think it is going to be a lucrative profession. Stephanie yeah. We are having Jan Schakowsky and she had Bernie Sanders introduced this bill that is basically making corporations pay their fair share. There is a novel idea. Stephanie of course the republicans will be against this, because they are go you are hurting businesses and but you are right. Were having alltime corporate profits, and this is what i mean, whether its healthcare of whatever it is, they run the same play every time. Right. The poor are getting poorer, and the rich are getting richer. Its much harder to survive in the middle class in this country, to be middle class in this country. So what were doing is inflating the wealthiest, and arguing to make them wealthier. There is no shortage of doctors it has been for years and years and years, try to get into a primary care physician anyway. There is a waiting list now. Stephanie right. Theres no teams in that. The Insurance Companies prohibit you from seeing people now. Were trying to fix the system and it hasnt gone into effect yet. Stephanie i want to get in Michelle Malkins time machine and go back and fix a few things in my personal life is that possible . Can i come with you . [ laughter ] stephanie all right. Jacki schechner thank you, honey. My pleasure. Stephanie see you at the top of the hour, bye [ applause ] stephanie cynthia in north carolina. Hi cynthia. Caller hi, stephanie i love you and listen to you all the time. I keep hearing people make comparisons between abortion and gun control. Abortion is a decision that one person makes that only effects them, whereas gun control affects many, many people without any consent whatsoever. It is so not the same, and for people to keep bringing that up is absurd. It only make sense if you believe zygotes are people too. I got a letter from an attorney, women have reproductive rights based on the constitutional right. But like the right to bear arms it is not absolute. Stephanie yeah, why it is okay to place that many restrictions on that right when like she said. They go crazy when you try to place any restriction on gun ownership. Right. Stephanie and thats what i can never understand is how is that legal . Its talking about invasions of privacy. Yeah. Stephanie okay. I have a feeling if that does go to the Supreme Court, that will be an invasion of privacy. Stephanie yeah sticking things up the hoo hah. Thats the legal term. Right. Stephanie hi, chris. Caller im sorry i am laughing over the hoo hah bit. Stephanie right. Caller im a first time caller stephanie if i were arguing in front of the Supreme Court, i would say there is no chance i am going to roll around naked in creamed corn with a bunch of yahoos trying to stick corn bits up my hoo hah. Caller i was thinking i have been around guns pretty much my whole life and why anyone would want an ar15 which is a rotten knockoff of the m4 carbine, is beyond me stephanie whatever you just said there. That was like latin to me. But okay. You are speaking gin. Okay. Caller one thing i have to correct you on is you can own machine guns in america. You just have to pay the taxes and do all of the paperwork. I mean i just dont understand the need for it. But the big problem with the assault weapons ban is it doesnt work. I works to one extent but what happens is you have to work on the manufacturers, because what they do is you make a list of what constitutes an assault weapon, and then the manufacturer goes oh well it cant have a bayonet and then well just make the exact same gun and take that piece off. And the assault weapon ban in california is bypassed by a peace of plastic that mountains to the stock and the trigger guard. To make it look like a onepeace stock. Stephanie chris, just the fact that gun manufacturers have absolutely no legal responsibility at all they have complete immunity, even if they knowingly sell guns to somebody that they know is a straw purchaser. How is that what product in america has complete immunity cars. Well not the pinto. Caller well, okay. [ laughter ] caller but its the same concept i cant sue ford for somebody having a drunk driving incident. But i dont think it should be the manufacturer you need to hit for the straw purchaser, you need to hit the actual dealers because they are the ones that will be able to know whether or not somebody is buying 47 whatever. Stephanie right. The bad actors. Chris thank you for joining us here on gun talk. Caller thank you. I love your show. You are one my liberal outlet here in kentucky. Stephanie oh, boy. Quick close the drapes. Thank you chris. Whatever he said was like Charlie Browns teacher, wa wa wa, wa wa because everybody can agree that other thing was a garbage gun any way whatever geez. Like having a [ inaudible ]. Stephanie the point is liberals no nothing about guns well this one doesnt. And i dont want to. La, la, la la. Right back on the Stephanie Miller show. Announcer red, white and steph. Its the Stephanie Miller show. vo this afternoon, current tv is the place for compelling true stories. Jack, how old are you . Nine. This is what 27 tons of marijuana looks like. vo with Award Winning documentaries that take you inside the headlines, way inside. vo from the underworld, to the everyone in Michael Jacksons life was out to use him. vo no one brings you more documentaries that are real, gripping, current. Rich, chewy caramel rolled up in smooth milk chocolate. Dont forget about that payroll meeting. Rolo. Get your smooth on. Also in minis. Irene, drop the itch. We dropped the itch, you can too. 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Caller yeah, but people are trying to use registration and things like that to make gun ownership so difficult to purchase Stephanie Richard there are 300 million guns in america is it that onerous to get a gun caller lets get back to the point. Answer her question. Stephanie where would you find one . Oh, theres one. Caller if a person wants to be promiscuous, they should have to go to a medical doctor and have psychological evaluations stephanie people get pregnant by accident all the time that werent promiscuous. Caller im talking about people who are engaged in behaviors that can be risky like owning a gun. A gun is designed to kill either an animal or a person stephanie a doctor cant have the right to say you are a shut caller i definitely need a little education stephanie a doctor should be able to ask are you promiscuous before he gives a woman a legal medical procedure, but you are not allowed to ask a person if they are crazy before they buy a gun caller im agreeing with many of the perspectives that democrats have on gun ownership the nra should agree on those too. Caller i am a member and i have written to the nra and told them i agree stephanie its a perfectly legitimate comparison. Someone said why it is so right to so restrict this right, and the gun lobbyist are going for virtually no restriction caller no, they need to grow up stephanie i need to grow up caller im not attacking you in any way. Stephanie yes, you are. Caller abortion is designed 100 to end a life stephanie right and what is the point of guns . Caller i said i dont want to talk about it to end a life. Stephanie i dont want to talk about it . Well, fine. So if a doctor is allowed to ask you how many people are you sleeping with then they should be able to ask a gun owner how many people have you shot . Right, or how many people are you thinking about shooting with this particular weapon. Stephanie oh boy. Joe in chicago. Hi, joe. Caller how are you doing . Stephanie good. Caller im calling because i completely believe that the assault weapon ban is its a joke. The high capacity magazine ban is a joke. I dont understand why they keep fighting over a cosmetic issue with a gun that isnt going to change anything. Its not cosmetic. If you have a large clip you can keep firing and firing and firing if you have a ten round clip somebody can tackle you before you kill another ten people. Caller first of all first of all you can tackle somebody while they are shooting and stephanie they can shoot you [ laughter ] caller let me finish. Thats what i do every single day as a police officer. But most people dont have that training. Caller let me finish. A Magazine Exchange if you are proficient at it, you can do it easily in under two seconds. Secondly a gun doesnt have to be empty and can still fire and you can do a Magazine Exchange. So i can have a bullet in my gun, and do what is called a tactical reload stephanie you are a cop. Most people dont have [overlapping speakers] caller you dont have to be a cop to do that. Anybody can do that. And limiting the number of rounding stephanie you dont want to just make it a little bit harder for someone to, you know, be able to shoot i dont know 45 people in nine seconds. I dont think a cop would be against regulation. Stephanie i dont either. Jim so you sense some malfeasance. Yeah sure i work for the flameherman stephanie its like, when they say hi stephanie, im an independent and i listen to both sides, and i just happened to stumble across your show. On your Facebook Page someone said im a liberal democrat who owns a gun, and i will vote for anyone who votes against control of guns stephanie uhhuh. Im a baby killer oops. Oh, i wasnt supposed to say that. Stephanie go on with a lamb and skidaddel. Stephanie yeah im a cop who think there isnt enough we need bigger magazines. Hello ron. Caller hey, stephanie. Im glad i got on your show and one thing i wanted to talk about is first of all i am a gun owner im also an assault weapon gun owner [ mysterious music ] caller here comes the tone. Stephanie but i wanted to talk about the things that i have in common with yourself and some legislation that i think would be good. Stephanie okay. Caller one of them is the private transfer in state and i have got to be specific in state between one person and another. The reason why is i have done an out of state transfer with my dad, and this was in illinois and to do that, you have to go through a dealer take the gun, send it to a dealer my dad had to go and do the background check before he could get the gun. And thats just state to state. In state you can just give the person the gun. Stephanie yeah, thats the right that is the bad idea. Right back on the Stephanie Miller show. [ theme music ] stephanie hello, hour number 2. Oh, chris, somebody else is jacki we have someone else he hello a four star general. Yes, as a 12star general i too am against gun control. I can also fly and i know big foot personally. Stephanie and i am against gun control of any kind. I its l likike e when s somomeoeone w wriritetes a a tete letter in all caps. They are immediately discarded. On the grounds that they are unable to hit a button. Or maybe they are talking very loudly stephanie if you dont know how to get it off all caps you should not have your finger near a trigger. It would be interesting to see who is coordinating all of the [ dramatic music ] good morning, everybody. The ap reports that a group of four senator, two nra members and two who get an f from the nra are working together on a bipartisan deal that would expand background checks for all gun sales. 90 of americans are in support of background checks but the nra said it will refuse to support any changes to current law. Right now federally licensed gun dealers have to run background checks, but sales from gun shows or other private transactions are exempt. Joe schumer and joe mansion who does belong to the nra, and other republicans the hope is that meaningful legislation with bipartisan support will help bring around some republicans who would otherwise not want to support legislation that puts any new gun control in place. Just how many people do belong to the National Rifle association . Wayne lapierre testified last month that his organization represents some 4. 5 million americans. The Washington Post fact checker took a look at that claim and give it one pinocchio. It took a look at the membership through how many people receive the magazine through subscription numbers, because people get free magazines from the nra, and the number is closer to 3. 1 million, a very small percentage of the 70 million americans who say they own a gun. Were back after the break. [ theme music ] announcer ladies and gentlemen, its the Stephanie Miller show im walking on sunshine woe ho im walking on sunshine woe ho its time to feel good hey all right now its time to feel good stephanie it is the Stephanie Miller show. Welcome to it. It is amazing how many 12star generals there are out there that are against any gun control of any kind. Hello, stephanie i just strumabled upon your show. Wow. I listen to both sides of the argument. [ laughter ] stephanie okay. Some people think we should have drones and tanks, some people dont. Speaking as representative as doctors for cancer. I what . Stephanie speaking as the head of firemen for pyromaniacs. Back in the real world a new quinnipiac poll found 92 thats 90 almost. Stephanie more than 90 . Stephanie what . Support the checks. Including all of them that called this morning. The screening process is not very exhaustive here. You say what now . You are a 45star general. Yes, we talked to a cop, who was the president of cop for cop killers. As a navy general what . Dammit. Stephanie 56 also support a ban on weapons. Travis just typed you up a message. Stephanie i pay him for loosesy goosy. Remember when jim used to screen . Hi, okay. Hold on. How are you . Oh, dick in dayton, how we miss ye. Stephanie hi, jim, good morning, how are you wow this is humor from eight and a half years ago. Yeah, early days in the show. Stephanie tommy in columbus speaking of columbus. Stephanie right . We were talking about the drone stuff yesterday. Steph a team of american and iraqi [ inaudible ] estimates that 655,000 more people have died in iraq since Coalition Forces have arrived in march 2003 than would have died if the invasion had not occurred. The deaths are in the millions and people are still dieing to this day because of our invasion into iraq saadam was a no good piece of [ censor bleep ], but he used to have alqaeda supporters shot on sight. One of my best friends son is in afghanistan right now, and if a drone strike helps to keep him safe, then go ahead and launch them drones. [ applause ] stephanie thats tommy. Again, i understand the concern, the other side of it like he says it is not a black or white thing. First lets dive into the rightwing world. Why not . [ circus music ] stephanie okeydokeyy then. Shawn hannahanty. We have a gunman on the loose it turns out that the gunman Christopher Dorner is a vocal supporter of some develop democrats, but he vehement antly opposes the nra but dont expect hear much about this on liberal news outlets, because it turns out dorner is a big huge fan of those networks. If he read a book by sean hannity or ann coulter this would be big news. He also mentioned he is a fan of the morning and afternoon radio host at the Rush Limbaugh Radio Station next doors. Stephanie oh heavens. Fortunate no rightwing lunatics have ever done anything violent of any kind. Right. Stephanie karl rove on oreilly. This is about being a bad candidate. Marco rubio is a strong conservative candidate i think he is a moderate republican. Rand paul [ overlapping speakers ] look, we gave more money spent more money on behalf of these Tea Party Candidates than any other group in america. And the groups criticizing us saying they are fake conservatives. I repeat we spent 30 million for Tea Party Senate candidates. There is no group that comes close to what cross roads has done in terms of Financial Support for Tea Party Candidates. You are the one being defensive shut up. [ world news tonight theme ] stephanie oh, no, i hate stories like this. Civil war they are calling it. Brewing republican civil war between establishment types like karl rove and tea party activists. Many tea partiers are wildly lashing back. Citizens united president david bossy said the civil war has begun. Yes, fight fight fight [ applause ] stephanie Tea Party Groups i love this part and by the way, jim this is a spectacular idea Tea Party Groups threatening to even back thirdparty candidates. Yes yes [ applause ] go be free. Stephanie dont be rihanna, fight back. Yes go thirdparty all the way. If a tea partybacked group loses, they might support thirdparty candidates. [ applause ] do it stephanie more democracy the better. [ giggling ] stephanie teaand then a he. Glen stanton from focus on the family. This is a a really pernicious lie of satan that the gender part of humanity doesnt matter, because the gender part of humanity is denying the distinctive part of males and females. And we need to understand that as christians. The other is kids dont really need a mom and a dad. They just need any configuration of loving adults who care for them. In fact think about this we all know about what hate speech is. The fact of saying a child needs a mother and a father will be deemed hate speech because that is a statement against the samesex marriage and parenting. Yes. Its all so clear to me now, state tan uh stephanie im not going to say im gay anymore, im going to say im a pernicious lie of satan. [ bell chimes ] stephanie okay. Glen beck the blaze on the blaze. Stephanie right. I know it sounds crazy, but i was pretty convinced that president obama was a marksist i was convinced that the arab spring would end badly, i was convinced that the mortgage and the Banking System would begin to collapse and eventually collapse. Im convinced of all of those things. Stephanie hum. And thats why im building a big rightwing wally world. Hurry get your time share now. Six brain cells over texas. Stephanie okay. Thats a good one. Bingo. Stephanie nicely done sir. [ applause ] stephanie again with Michelle Malkin. We have chris rock deemed obama as his father sandra fluke treating obama and her boyfriend, and jamie foxx who said obama is our lord and savior. These people need group therapy. Stephanie thats exactly what he said that president obama was her boyfriend. Yeah. All right. [ applause ] stephanie that was i am a slut and the president is not my boyfriend stephanie all right. We got an email. It says 4e8 low ms. Miller my name is brentwood flint, i am a fivestar general, [ inaudible ] i am very much opposed to any gun control whatsoever. I am also a liberal democrat. Once you understand the issues you too will encourage gun ownership of every kind. [ applause ] stephanie we have the smartest listeners in the world. [ laughter ] stephanie okay. Kathy in arizona you are on the Stephanie Miller show. Hi, kathy. Kathy . Caller oh, hello. Stephanie oh, hi. Caller kathy in arizona . Stephanie yes, you are. Caller steph, i love you and your show. I took my daughters to see you in columbus. You flashed me. Stephanie oh, well. Okay. Classy with a k. Caller i think if anyone has testosterone level they has a high test test tone level they cant have a gun. Stephanie i like that. Caller the lower your t the bigger gun you can have the higher your t the smaller gun you can have. Stephanie you are so smart ill going to give you a 50 sherrys berrys card. Go to berries. Com, click on the mic michi fan stephanie. Right back on the Stephanie Miller show. Announcer if your radio sounds funny, dont touch that dial. Its the Stephanie Miller show. She gets the comedians laughing. Thats hilarious . And the thinkers thinking. Okay, so theres wiggleroom in the Ten Commandments is what youre telling me. Shes joy behar. And current will let me say anything. Only on current tv. Announcer Stephanie Miller. Take a little piece of my heart now baby stephanie it is the Stephanie Miller show. Welcome it to. Twentytwo minutes after the hour. Representative Jan Schakowsky coming up at the top of the hour. And sexy liberal John Fugelsang. Rocky Mountain Mike has declared this rightwing troll boy day. Uhhuh. Stephanie all right. I have been listening to your show since i first sat on my remote im a Small Business owner who likes to listen to both sides stephanie right. I have got some lame halfbaked opinions like obama is a kenyan and a list of fox news talking points to get through like a rightwing troll boy stephanie yep. Talking out my ass about subjects i dont even know [ laughter ] and hogging up all of your phones this morning, absolutely. Stephanie yep. Like a rightwing troll boy hogging up theary ways of cnn radio stephanie yay. We need some rightwing colon blow. We do. Stephanie sam in new york you are on the Stephanie Miller show. Caller hey, how are you doing . I got to say im just discovering your show. And im sorry for being so late but you guys are absolutely great. Stephanie oh, thank you. Normally this doesnt go well for me. Normally im an acquired taste, but thank you. Caller but since obama was last elected i think the republicans stopped taking their meds and they are just going fullout crazy. Stephanie it is obama derangement syndrome absolutely. Caller and its sad because at this point in our country, i think young people are starting to understand the political forces, and they are seeing such a bad side of it and they have got such a bad taste in our mouth because of that. Stephanie they are in such disarray, because they created this cartoon of the president that normal sane people just dont believe. You know . Caller its troou. Its absolutely true. But i done i hope it doesnt damage the future for young people. Stephanie yeah. Caller i hope young people still see this country as a great country. I served in the military for 15 years. I loved it. I dont want anybody to pee on my leg and tell me it is raining ever again. Stephanie thats right. Since you are a soldier, and i am a liberal hippy. I would like to give you a 50 pro flowers gift certificate. Caller oh, thank you. Although i was a sailor and basically held a mop for 15 years. Stephanie oh, thats okay. You didnt have to say that. Stephanie i gave him flurs for being a new listener. Amy in columbus you are on the Stephanie Miller show. Hi, amy. Caller hi, how are you . Stephanie good go ahead. Caller all of the people who have called against gun control in the beginning act like the only reason women have abortions is because she is a slut but to talk about what they have to go through, its maddening. And maybe if they want less abortions, maybe they should keep funding planned parenthood so they can give Birth Control and provide Sex Education in the first place. Stephanie exactly. Thats the box they put women in. We dont want you to have Birth Control, but oh, you are got pregnant. You are a slut. Caller yeah, and you should have to wait 72 hours before you get a gun, because then you have to be sure if you want to kill someone. Stephanie yes. Its the drink filter. Im angry i dont remember who i wanted to kill. Stephanie think how many lives were saved in the day of muskets, by the time you were are like you are oh forget it go away. Its not worth the trouble. That was old timemy times version. Version. And even if you did get it loaded you were unlikely to hit anything with it. And it wasnt good for fuselage when they had a bunch of guys shooting simultaneously. Stephanie thats right. Osh you are on the Stephanie Miller show. Caller good morning. Thanks so much for taking my call. Stephanie youre welcome. Caller i am calling because i am so tired of these violence fantasy addicted fanatics controlling the decisions about guns. I am a former marine and former cop, i voted for several republicans over the years, but once the neocon took over that party, all of the ideas got tossed out and i now consider myself a progressive. Stephanie right. Caller im calling because of this i guess troll, but perhaps former cop that was talking about wanting to allow highcap magazines. And it sort of dove tails into this whole conversation about why we would allow things like high caps, why we would allow teachers to carry, or anyone in a school to carry, it doesnt make any technical sense, right . So we know when a magazine is changed in the case of someone who is very proficient it can happen in a couple of seconds. Stephanie right. Twentynine minutes after the hour. Right back on the Stephanie Miller show. Were like announcer Stephanie Miller. Teenage bedroom, eight boys just waiting for it all to be over. Stephanie hi, john in california. Hello. Hi, john. Caller hello. I love your show. You are awesome. Stephanie thank you. Thank you. Caller you are all kinds of awesome. Stephanie thank you. Caller maybe im missing the point but the debate seems to be primarily about what weapons we should havent, and thats great. I think theres some weapons we should havent. But ever since sandy hook we heard a little bit talked about early on, but we havent heard what about crazy person control. Stephanie right. We need that too. Caller we have seem with Serious Problems but it seems as no one is talking about that stephanie no we have. The president , everybody has said ptsd is a big factor for the soldiers coming back from afghanistan stephanie for instance i do my part. If i dated you, you probably should havent a gun. [ bell chimes ] [ applause ] really . Stephanie yes. [ inaudible ] you are on the Stephanie Miller show. Caller hi stephanie. I dont walk Michelle Malkin, i dont even know her, but i heard your thing about her. Just wanted you to know, leave it to texas for the greedy bone heads to lead the way. I have a brother who lives in dallas, this is happening in the dallasfort worth, houston area its called concierge doctors. Its like a kneejerk reaction just to prove a point. Stephanie exactly. Michelle malkins time machine as we said. Yeah. Stephanie she is warning us of all of the horrors. Say nothing of the fema death camps. Exactly. Stephanie okay. So [ world news tonight theme ] who is secretary of the treasury jack bening . Stephanie i think so think some of our callers are kind of a medium gun nut. S like for instance, aurora theater shooter victims harassed by conspiracy theorists. Oh, my god. You made it up. I knew it. Stephanie some survivors of the mass shooting have been relentlessly harassed by conspiracy theorists who believe the shooting never happened. They have contacted victims in this case, and have even gone so far as to contact other members of the public and posted their residents online. Some residents of newtown connecticut have also been harassed by conspiracy theorists there oh my god. Stephanie now you have been through that, and now you are going through this. Wow. Stephanie okay. All right. So the john brennan hearings were yesterday. There was a bit of a hubbub. There was. Stephanie john brennan yesterday. I think there is a misimpression on the part of some American People who believe we take strikes to punish terrorists for past transgressions, nothing could be further from the truth. We only take such actions to save lives. We need to make sure that there is an understanding, and the people that were standing up here today, i think they really have a misunderstanding of what we do as a government, and the care that we take and the agony that we go through to make sure that we do not have any collateral injuries or deaths. Stephanie yeah okay. John den nan again. I clearly had the impression when i was quoted in 2007 that there was valuable intelligence that came out of her to interrogation sessions. I must tell you senator that reading this report from the committee raises serious questions about the information they was given at the time, and the impression i had at that time. Now i have to determine what based on that information as well as what the cia says, what the truth is. Stephanie yeah, because at that time, dick cheney was on television every day saying water boarding worked. Right. Stephanie and people who have read all of this intelligence say this is not true. They said this is a misimpression. So john brennan. I never believe it is better to kill a terrorist than to detain them. We want to illicit the intelligence from them. Stephanie somebody else was saying that it sounded like he was for killing instead of detaining. And he corrected this. This is the aforementioned code pink hubbub. John brennan [ inaudible ] if i might ask [ inaudible ] im going to ask that this room be cleared right now. Will the Capitol Police please come in and clear the room. Stephanie that was senator feinstein. Yeah. Stephanie huh . Hum. Stephanie okay. Its just interesting, you know. Stephanie i had this debate, i was on governor granholms last show [ applause ] stephanie i cant breathe without her. She might be up for a cabinet post, though. Ill just keep calling her over and oversee if shell take my call. No, she wont. Stephanie no but we had a really interesting discussion this is just not a black or whitish you. But she believed that the president is fighting a smarter tougher war on terror and george bush with one bomb took out several blocks in iraq bought he thought saadam might be there or whatever. And talk about a dumb war. Mickey in south dakota you are on the Stephanie Miller show. Hi mickey. Caller yes. Howdy everybody. First off i wish i could come see you guys in chicago. I cant financially afford it but stephanie we have some 25 tickets on sale its getting there from south dakota stephanie yeah. Caller but at least i get you on direct tv. Stephanie oh, yay. Caller these men and i mean all men no matter who the guy is they do not have a right to tell a woman who to do with their body. Stephanie yeah. Caller okay. A womans body is their body. So how dare any man say that this woman cannot be an abortion especially his damn idiots who run this country and are put in politics. First up i have an older sister and a younger sister. My older sister got married got pregnant, the heavens opened up, and god gave her the best baby in the world. She never cried a bit. But think baby sister got knocked up at the age of 14. And at the age of 14 she was so undecided. So that child when it was born cried the first three years its a life because she knew she was an unwanted baby. So anybody who gets raped and gets pregnant fact and they want to have an abortion how dare any man try to tell them how to run their bodies. No man on this planet is going to carry a baby for nine months first of all. Stephanie thank you, mickey i appreciate it. Lets hear it for the boy stephanie you dont have to control my body unless i want you to. And then its hot. [ patriotic music ] stephanie this was a really good letter by judy. Gun owners say you cant compare driving and insuring a car to gun ownership. I agree. In state after state my constitutional right to an abortion is being severely restricted. Why cant we impose the same restrictions on gun ownership . There will only be one place you can guy a gun. When you choose to buy a gun, you have to walk past a gauntlet of gun protesters. Then you have to fill out paperwork with detailed personal questions of your live. And then you have to wait 72 hours to decide if you want to buy the gun. Number 4 you will be sent to an evaluation. Number five when you return after 72 hours, you again have to walk past the gunt let of gun protesters, and you have will pub mitt to rules one through five every time you want to purchase a gun. [ applause ] stephanie just saying. Yeah. 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I think the number one thing that viewers like about the young turks is that were honest. They can question whether im right, but i think that the audience gets that this guy, to the best of his ability, is trying to look out for us. Announcer Stephanie Miller. Going to make me lose my mind up in here, up in here yall going to make go all out, yall going to make me act a fool up in here, up in here stephanie uhhuh. It is the Stephanie Miller show. Up in here. Up in where . Stephanie up in here. Oh. Stephanie hello, larry. Caller hi stephanie, how are you . Stephanie i just talked to rolland sexy liberal tour director, and he said there is a run on milk and eggs and everything you need to make french toast. Stephanie right. What is happening. Caller were up near syracuse, so we havent hardly gotten anything yet. Well you are used to it up there. Caller oh yeah nine months of winter, and three months of bad skiing. [ laughter ] caller i was talking with your producer when i first called. I spent 25 years as a government attorney prosecuting among other things child abuse and neglect cases. And this thing with the abortion restrictions and especially this transvaginal probe just doesnt make any logical sense. And i have been thinking about it, these guys arent conservatives or republicans, they are a bunch of perverts is what they are. Stephanie yeah, its about controlling women and shaming them, right . Caller to a degree sure. But just to be able to write into a Public Document the worlds transvaginal gives them a thrill. Stephanie yeah. Caller and i would be willing to bet and this is a little radical, but i would be willing to bet that a good portion of them when they do that, visualize that procedure, and they are the withins holding the probe stephanie yeah i think the minute we enact a bill that so get see alice you have to have a colon probe. Caller thats right. Stephanie you are absolutely right. Have you had your transrectal invasion yet . Okay. Ill check the box. [ laughter ] [ world news tonight theme ] stephanie the post sandy [ inaudible ] invasion said wouldnt happen has begun. Remember there was a snow storm the year i was there, and then they stopped garbage collection and the rats came and then the crows started eating the dead rats, and im like i got to get out of here. [ world news tonight theme ] stephanie gawkers said the rats [ inaudible ] the experts were wrong. The rat invasion of new york city has begun. Driven from shorelines the rodents came inwards in droves. Wow. [ applause ] stephanie and another storm on the way, and everybody is like, oh lets make french toast [ applause ] stephanie oh, the benghazi hearings are still going on . Oh, yeah. You cant just willie nilly send f16s there and blow the hell out of the place without knowing what is taking place. Well, we did that in iraq. Stephanie right. Lieutenant colonel ralph peters looking at you. Stephanie and secretary clinton having to answer ridiculous fox lies. I loved that look on her face. There was no no there was no video feed Hillary Clinton turkey . Stephanie all right. Senator graham. Did you ever call him and say mr. President it doesnt like we have anything to get there any time soon. The event was over before we would move it lasted almost eight hours. Stephanie i declare i will be on the fainting couch with a mint julep until i get an answer. I will not be ignored. Stephanie senator graham again. Caller if the president shows any curiosity about how is this going . What kind of assets do you have helping these people . Did he ever make that phone call . Stephanie he said as he slammed down his 1947 telephone. What . Its a tiny one. [ [ bell chimes ] stephanie you can only do so many things. Jennifer jennifer . General . Dempsey. Caller they had me call the embassy to see if they wanted me to extent the special Security Team there, and was told no. Stephanie what . First of all the republicans are the ones that they said no to funding for extra security. Exactly. Stephanie senator [ inaudible ]. Your responses, general dempsey are very inadequate and in my opinion the same kind of inadequacy for the security that you provided at that consulate. [ phone bell chimes ] stephanie everyone the president nominates are troubling. Im troubled but i havent found anything troubling about you yet but ill find something. Stephanie corky in rochester, new york. Hello, corky. Caller hello, stephanie. Stephanie hi. Caller theres a guy here that im sure you know. He had a 15 year old kid call in to his radio show and defend the right to own magazines and assault weapons, and i thought oh, my god what is this kid hearing at his dinner table . He is 15 years old. Stephanie yeah. Caller its affecting the children, these guys. Stephanie yeah. Caller why dont they just shut the hell up . Stephanie okay. All right. Mary in missouri. Caller i have to get in on this on abortion. Im so tired of these comparisons, and they say abortion is taking a life. Thats their opinion. Im an atheist. I dont feel for me its taking a life at that stage that you get abortions. You are not. Its not fair for them to try and tell me i have to go get an invasive procedure if i choose to have an abortion not because i have been promiscuous but because it happened. Stephanie right. Married couples get pregnant that dont want a child. Obviously theres a host of reasons. Thats why that kind of moreizing doesnt belong in the debate. You are right. You would have to be a little more detailed. A zygot is not the same thing as a thirdtrimester fetus. Stephanie yeah a zygot can have a mortgage according to the personhood amendment. Thats right. Stephanie lets go to dennis. Caller good morning. Stephanie good morning. Caller im an nra member and im a veteran, and the nra leadership does not speak for us. They just want our money. But they are full of propaganda and i think they are paranoid and they need mental health. Stephanie yes. Caller and as far as im concerned people dont need a gun for anything. Stephanie yeah well when Wayne Lapierre talks about mental health, he knows what he is talking about. [ cuckoo clock chimes ] video games kill people. Not guns. Stephanie by the way the nra has a new video game. [ magic wand ] stephanie check out our new app. Fiftyeight minutes after the hour. Right back with representative Jan Schakowsky, and John Fugelsang on the Stephanie Miller show. [ theme music ] stephanie hello hour number 3 tv world. We have representative Jan Schakowsky coming up and John Fugelsang. It was Holiday Valley bridge where i went skiing. How was skiing in miami . It was fabulous. Stephanie i picture you as one of those oldtime water skiers. Oh, with the bathing cap. No, i didnt even see snow until i was 15 years old. Stephanie that is so cute. You are such a precious little beach bunny. I am at heart. Stephanie did you go water skiing . I did not. Stephanie jim wanted a picture for his screen saver. Dont have one. Stephanie all right. Here is jacki schechner. Happy friday everyone. The u. S. Postal service lost 1. 2 billion in the last three months of last year but compare that to the 3. 3 billion it lost in the same time frame the year before. It wants to stop saturday letter delivery starting august 1st, a move it says will save it 2 billion a year. So why is the Postal Service hemorrhaging money . In one word, congress. In 2006 a congressional mandate requires that the Postal Service prefund Healthcare Benefits for future retirees. It hit its 15 billion debt limit last september and isnt allowed to borrow anymore. Karl rove is warning ashley judd that when it comes to political attack ads there is more where the first one came from. They attacked the actress as a radical hollywood elite. Rove tells fox the opening act is just that a starter, and all together the spot ran him less than 13,000 to create and post online. Last years the political organizations affiliated with rove spent an estimated 105 billion in total on ads, and advocacy. Well have more show coming up after the break. Stay with us. Rich, chewy caramel rolled up in smooth milk chocolate. Dont forget about that payroll meeting. Rolo. Get your smooth on. Also in minis. [ theme music ] announcer ladies and gentlemen, its the Stephanie Miller show im walking on sunshine, woe ho im walking on sunshine woe ho its time to feel good hey all right now its time to feel good stephanie yes, it is. Happy friday. Six minutes after the hour. 1800steph12 the phone number toll free from anywhere. We were talking about senator sanders and representative Jan Schakowskys bill earlier, now look who is here. What . Stephanie good morning representative Jan Schakowsky . Good morning, stephanie. Stephanie you are just my favorite. A lot of times you present a bill, and people think well that just seems like such common sense. I know. Thats why it is going to be so hard to pass in the house of representativetives. Yeah. Stephanie yeah, like your public option reduction act. Right. Stephanie what a great idea. Everyone is for it right . Everyone out there is for it especially when you pose taxing corporations against cutting Social Security and medicare. This is a slam dunk. And so we want to you know, say we can raise 590 billion from from corporations that are mostly outsourcing jobs or putting their Corporate Headquarters in the Cayman Islands, and its there. Stephanie its called the Corporate Tax fairness act to stop corporations from sheltering income in the Cayman Islands and shipping jobs overseas overseas. What is not to love about this bill . There is one Office Building in the Cayman Islands that have 18,000 corporations that are registered there. There is a lawful that serves as a registered office for 18,757 entities, and so they dont have to pay the same taxes as they would pay if they were actually located in the United States of america if their headquarters were there so one of the things that our bill says is that they would absolutely have to pay some taxes. Stephanie and it would take away incentives obviously for corporations to move the jobs overseas, or shift profits offshores, because the u. S. Would tax their profits no matter where they are generated, right . Thats right. Right now if they are generated overseas they are called deferred. Basically it means unless they bring those profits home then they dont have to pay taxes on it. It would end that sort of deferred tax payment. If their management and control operations are primarily located in the United States so instead of corporations paying next to no taxes, which many have done, that is zero taxes, we would be able to collect more from these corporations. Stephanie and as you say it raises more than 590 billion in revenue over the next decade. It will increase investment employment, and wages in the United States, and as senator sanders says corporate profits are at all time high but well hear the same thing from the republicans, right you are going to hurt these companies. This seems to just again make so much practical sense. What are you going to hear on the floor . One of the things they are going to say is actually Corporate Taxes in the United States of america are higher than in most other places. And that is true on paper, except that in fact the average that they actuallily pay is about 12 , and of the 83 of the fortune 100 companies in the United States use these offshore tax havens to lower their tax rate and its just its completely unfair and so were going to get the money that is really owed. Look, these are not tax breaks that are offered to ordinary americans. I know very few who actually have stashed their money in a post office box stephanie i dont even know where the Cayman Islands are. Oh, yeah. And they do it in bermuda too. Stephanie right. But you got to go through the triangle to get there. Thats true. Stephanie but its loopholes, thats all you are talking about, right . Thats right. The republicans would seem absolutely come comfortable saying all of these old folks by the way the average Social Security benefit for women are about 13,000 a year. These are the people that the republicans are comfortable going after, but you are right will squeal when we talk about the Corporate Tax fairness act. The American People are with us. Im relying on the good sense of the American People more and more these days to really frighten the congress that if they do things like go after Veterans Benefits or or Social Security benefits they are going to pay at the poles and i think thats going to happen. Stephanie were you at this retreat yesterday, that the president spoke at i ran it. Stephanie oh okay. So cool. Not only do we have the Vice President , then the president , the former president , bill clinton, but Steven Colbert just left. Stephanie owe. Yeah. Stephanie the president said it wont be smooth there will be frustrations, but he said if you keep focused i expect nancy pelosi will be speaker again pretty soon. Echoing what you just said the American People are largely with us on all of these issues, and we have got to go for it. The Republican Congress right now is less popular than head lice. Its true. There was a poll head lice colonoscopies, root canals still more popular than oh gosh what is that std stephanie chlamydia . No. Stephanie not the one okay. Anyway they are at risk and even they are saying and worried about it that if they really botch this all of these fiscal debates that they are going to be in trouble in 2014. Well, they are doing a really good job at botching these by targeting absolutely the wrong people in our world, and everybody i think is catching on, and so well see, although eric canter i dont know if you saw. He gave a speech that sounded really similar to the president s inaugural address. Hit all of the points. They are trying to remake themselves. So well see. Stephanie yeah, i hear the president said to you guys yesterday, that he has heard the republicans arent interested in a temporary delay unless the argument includes additional spending cuts. He said i have to tell you thats an argument they want to have before the court of public opinion, its an argument im more than willing to engage in. And thats where we are going to take it. The president also said that he is going to take that argument also on behalf of democrats that are running for congress. He is going to be campaigning for us, which is very exciting. And we have a very systematic plan on targeting of where these people are on the wrong side not only of history, but i believe the wrong side of even those in their district. If they think the conservatives or tea partiers are for dez mating Veterans Benefits medicare, Social Security they are not. Stephanie thats right. Im enjoying the fight between the republican establishment and the tea party, arent you . I think its great. I think its great. Its wonderful. Stephanie i told them not to fight. They are all losers. Representative we found that statistic. Republican Congress Less popular that a chlamydia infected cockroach that gets stuck in your hair. All right. Thats it. Stephanie thank you representative. Thank you steph. Stephanie i love her. [ applause ] stephanie i hate when that happens. Because they let you see you can see the camera during a colonoscopy. And you are like doctor is that a in your colon . What . Stephanie hey, everybody it is friday. Yeah, you get to follow that john. How do i follow that. A chlamydia infested cockroach during a colonoscopy. Good morning guys. Stephanie John Fugelsang i dont think if you heard the box office has exploded since our sexy liberal tickets went on sale. Hey, chicago you say twice isnt enough Stephanie Miller sexy liberal comedy tour is making a return visit to the Chicago Theater on april 13th. Witness John Fugelsang, hal sparks, and catholic girl gone wild, Stephanie Miller as they reunite for another night of inspired comedy. We are on a mission from god. Come see the tour that sparked a number 1 album, and its own documentary. Its more fun than a bag of vipers. Thats the sexy liberal comedy tour on april 13th at the Chicago Theater. Sweet home chicago [ applause ] stephanie whoo all right. John fugelsang . Its going to be a fun night. Stephanie right. Yeah. I enjoyed your dick cavit interview. Oh thanks. I did an show with him. Oh, wow. Its always amazing to shake hands with somebody who shook hands with groucho. I got him to tweet once and he hads like 6,000 followers just for one tweet and he has never done it again. Im going to try to get him to be on a panel for viewpoint. Stephanie wow. [ world news tonight theme ] stephanie representative Jan Schakowsky are you back . I forgot to tell you something. Stephanie oh, my god. [ laughter ] Steven Colbert was telling us that his sister is running for congress as a democrat in south carolina, and john lewis and james clieburn are working on an endorsement today. Well see if that comes through. Oh, cool. Stephanie thats awesome. Yeah. Stephanie i saw a funny thing that he couldnt support her as his fictional character. Yes. But he gave john lewis a great big hug when he said they were going to come up with an endorsement. Stephanie oh thats awesome. John lewis of the United Mine Workers union. Stephanie no. Her name is Elizabeth Colbert bush, and what is amazing about this is that if she gets this she is going to run against mark sanford. Stephanie oh thats hilarious. Im guessing that will be featured at chicagos sexy liberal show. Nineteen minutes after the hour right back on the Stephanie Miller show. Announcer the station where the hand basket to hell leaves from. Its the Stephanie Miller show. She gets the comedians laughing. Thats hilarious . And the thinkers thinking. Okay, so theres wiggleroom in the Ten Commandments is what youre telling me. Shes joy behar. And current will let me say anything. Only on current tv. Announcer Stephanie Miller. All fired up all fired up all fired up all fired up fired up fired up stephanie it is the Stephanie Miller show. Twentyfour minutes after the hour. Chris in oakland writes egads it has begun, the rat carcasses by large birds and all it is going to take is have one of those dead rat infected birds to bite someone and that will be the beginning of the zombie apocalypse. We have to arm the rats come on. Stephanie how is new york John Fugelsang . New york is disgusting. This morning when i woke up to a screeching baby at ohgod oh clock. [ baby crying ] yeah, its delightful. And he is almost 11 months old. You know how much he weighs . 161 pounds stephanie wow. These babies will abuse you, and poke you, and slap you and we take it. Babies are chris brown. They wake me up. No snow its very nice outside. And then suddenly it starts pouring, and its like charlie sheens dressing room it is everywhere, and then it all turns to rain and slush. It is so cold and disgusting in new york right now. It is supposed to be like two feet by the end of the day. Stephanie awesome and screaming infants. How is the lovely mrs. Fugelsangs vaginal rejuvenation going . She had a csection, steph. Stephanie oh. Okay. Dont give me that look. Sarah, you are on with John Fugelsang. Caller hi, steph. I want to talk about this guncontrol thing. Please. Stephanie please. Caller i live in tennessee and i swear im thinking about moving, because the state legislature here is trying to push a law to allow guns no matter if the businesses say no guns allow at schools elementary schools, churches any kind of business and the governor the only thing he has said here you know to about it is that well ill have to look into it. I dont really think that we need guns at schools. And his daughter is a teacher uhhuh. Stephanie yeah. Wow. If we could get a time machine, we would get Wayne Lapierre from the 90s to be opposed to that. Stephanie yeah, we should all have drones. You want to talk about the john brennan hearings today . I would love to. Stephanie yes. The Arkansas Senate voted last week to allow guns into churches, and i thought good someone is looking out for the alter boys. But, no. Stephanie they can treat the communion hosts like clay pigeons. Once you get away from that whole faith thing its a pretty good idea. Jesus should have been the prince of packing a piece. [ gunfire ] stephanie jay, in illinois you are on with john. Hey, jay. Go ahead, 30 seconds. Caller yes, in illinois the guy on there earlier, in illinois we have to go through extensive background checks to be lawful gun owners. You have to have what they call a [ inaudible ] card which is issued by the state police and then you have to go to the gun shop and fill out the atf paperwork, and then you have to wait 24 hours. But not in indiana. Stephanie thats right. Back with more fridays with John Fugelsang on the Stephanie Miller show. Was it just me or was that stripper look exactly like announcer Stephanie Miller. [ scoobydoos huh . ] stephanie it is the Stephanie Miller show thirtyfour minutes after the hour. Pattive writes steph and the mooks do you know what is sweeter than the sound of a childs laughter silence by not having any children. I am child free by choice. [ applause ] yeah, they are terrible but im also codependant so im stuck with it. From kevin in chicago. Be the first to take out a zygot mortgage. Receive our first transvaginal ink dispenser. Im pretty tired. I think ill go home now. Oh Fred Thompson you hack. Stephanie John Fugelsang president of parents against infants we have your friend tina dupuy on here who is the head of its kind of a niche group, people who dont want to be shot. But we with tell were getting the rightwing trolls. Hello, im a 17,000star Brigadier General who is against gun control of any kind. [ mysterious music ] you should go on the internet they are evil. And they all seem to have an egg for avatar. Yes they do. And they have haste illy put up profiles. This guide todd [ inaudible ]. Stephanie yeah, the super bowl tweets. He does it for attention, so you just have to block him and ignore him. And often [ inaudible ] sound pictures he was sending of his his member. And one of those great patriots and i think men who do that dont deserve to have a camera or email or penis. But it turns out his best work is behind him. [ circus music ] stephanie there you go John Fugelsang marco rubio will be giving the response to the state of the union. The media idolization has reached genius. The republican savior. Here are some fun facts. [ funfacts music ] yes. Lets hear it. Last year it was mitch daniels. Mitch who . Stephanie he works in a tree. Oh, he makes those yummy cookies. Yeah, he was going to save the gop last year. Stephanie yes, that little guy. [ funfacts music ] stephanie so number 1 refused to raise the debt ceiling, cosponsored and voted for the balance the budget amendment, if the amendment were in place during the last unemployment crisis, unemployment would have doubled, number 5 doesnt believe in climate change, he voted against the motion to debate the violence of women act. Believes employers should be able to deny Birth Control to their employees. And urging americans to deny equal rights, and wouldnt say whether samesex couples should receive production under the immigration law. Oh theres more than that. Would you indulge me . Stephanie yes, please. He tweeted yesterday there is only one savior and then he felt the need to hashtag jesus. Stephanie oh, thank you. And he revealed his list of favorite songs. Paul ryan said he had rage against the machine as one of his favorite bands. Stephanie and the machine was like hey you are what we are raging against. He had cold play and even the tupac song changes, but he said one of his favorite tunes was click by kanye. Its a great song but the lyrics actually say aint nobody fresher man my mother click click click, my crew deeper than wu tang and then calls out george tenant. So thats his favorite song. This is it. Dont play it. You will get in trouble if you play that song. These are all radio friendly songs on the commuter im just looking out for you guys. Stephanie unless it were a trap. [ dramatic music ] [ laughter ] stephanie all right. By the way [ world news tonight theme ] stephanie how cool is this. Paul mccartney after serenading a tram with his classic hits he began belting out hard days night as he travelled in a streetcar, he was initially taken for a look alike. Bun louisiana resident said everyone was just ignoring him really, he started to sing directly to my friend evelyn and she was quite uncomfortable at first, and then we realized it was sir paul mccartney, and we were just in shock. [ applause ] yeah, he is a very very very cool person. I had the great pleasure to work with paul a couple of times in london and new york, and thats the most shocking thing about him is how real he is. He is really real. Stephanie you can forgive them for thinking it was probably a crazy hobo on the train. Oh, my god its you. Okay. [ world news tonight theme ] stephanie other Celebrity News simon cowell, to launch a new cooking show. Another great. Stephanie yeah, he wants to broadcast a competition reality food show, so find the best home cooked meal with the winning dish being sold in top supermarkets. You call this water . Im sorry. Im not refreshed. That was the worst souffle i have ever seen. It is flatter than the ratings for kitchen nightmares. Stephanie a little pitchy. Although he hasnt been on American Idol in five years. Oh, he hasnt . Really . Im happy to have not noticed. Barbara walter will be returning to the view. She fell and cut her head got a concussion, and then came down with chickenpox. He called into the show and said hello, my dolls i miss you. I talk to you ever day, i join the hot topics. I do everything. Stephanie that would be the most entertaining reality show with Barbara Walters at home with chickenpox just talking to the tv. She is all delayous. Chickenpox doesnt make you delaireouselairous. That sounds like the child of Mitch Mcconnell and Barbara Walters. I cant get chickenpox through my shell. Stephanie disney has awarded him 37 million shares as part of the deal for the purchase of lucas films. He is going to make enough money off of this deal to buy disney. Fun wow stephanie i think ill be knocking on his door. He is literally giving billions of this money to education. Its just amazing. He is giving back so much after taking so much away from us. [ laughter ] and now they are going to make five movies. The new trilogy, and then hans solo, and that bobo thed. Who said that . Stephanie i dont know who that is. Well, you are a girl. I dont know who that is. Well, that is appalling. You probably had friends and had a life as a child. Thats all i can think. I remember when star wars came out. My dad went to go see star wars my mom went to see the spy who loved me and my sister and i went to see herby goes bananas. Herby goes bananas was a terrible movie. Yes. [ world news tonight theme ] Stephanie Jim Christopher Walkins say his number one piece of advice is to buckle up. He [ overlapping speakers ] what kind of gay are you . Stephanie betty davis also said fasten your seat belts. Fasten your seat belts its going to be a bumpy ride. [ applause ] stephanie there you go. Walkin he has like three movies out right now. And he is wonderful doing a dramatic role playing a nonpsycho path in this film i saw about a classical group. Oh, thats right. He is working a lot. He plays cello in it. Stephanie all right. Fortyfive minutes after the hour. Fasten your seat belts, its almost the end of the show. Well be right back. Announcer its the Stephanie Miller show. vo next, current tv is the place for compelling true stories. Jack, how old are you . Nine. This is what 27 tons of marijuana looks like. vo with Award Winning documentaries that take you inside the headlines, way inside. vo from the underworld, to the world of privilege. Everyone in Michael Jacksons life was out to use him. vo no one brings you more documentaries that are real, gripping, current. He broke all the rules of journalism and insisted on writing the final chapter himself. Of all the hours in all his days, these are the ones youll never forget. Shes got greta garbo [ inaudible ] shes got announcer Stephanie Miller. Eyes stephanie fridays are sexy liberal John Fugelsang. What did you say about eric cantor . Did you enjoy his rebrand of the Republican Party . Stephanie yes. He rebranded the entire gop without changing any of the ideology. More facelifts than a desperate house wives reunion show. In 2010 it was the young guns campaign. Remember how that sounded like gay porn. And in 2011 it was the cut and grow plan. And yesterday he made the making life work plan. Stephanie steve you are on with John Fugelsang. Hello, steve. Caller hey, there. I just wanted to make a quick comment about a guy who called in a couple of days ago who somehow tried to mix the abortion issue with gun control. Whenever i get into an argument a virtual argument on facebook with my gun nut friends, eventually i work in the fact that apparently im pro life and they are not, and i cant tell you how upset that gets them. Stephanie yes. Wow. Caller im pro life because i believe in gun control, and then of course they bring up the fact that im pro choice and i say yeah im pro choice, and im pro life. Stephanie yeah, and then their head explodes and the conversation is over. [ explosion ] and most of them support the Death Penalty anyways, so they are pro some life. Stephanie yeah. Dan go ahead. Caller i wanted to talk about the supposed cops that were against limiting the number of rounds in a magazine. Stephanie yeah we were suspect that they were not cops. Caller yeah, im a guy who says if it takes you two or more seconds to change out, even at 185 pounds in high school i could cover ten yards in two seconds. So im one of the guys that will put him on his back. Stephanie yeah as jim was saying earlier this isnt a fantastic call scenario this is how it happened. John as a lot of people have said thats the only chance sometimes you have. And dont you want to give our kids that chance to run away. Exactly. Wayne lapierre is essentially fighting really hard for the american maniac communitys right to not have to reload midmassacre. We have too many live children. How did they get the aurora shooter . When he stopped to reload. Stephanie exactly. Tina turner [ inaudible ] pass port because she cant stand the rain. And canada denies randy quades request to stay. [ buzzer ] stephanie wait a minute. That is not a good trade. Get out eh. But we get to keep dennis wayed. Dennis quade is good. Stephanie who was in charge of that trade . What the hell . Camella in New Hampshire you are on with john. Caller hi, stephanie. There should be a lot more strong women like you in the world. Stephanie right. Caller and the reason im calling is i wanted to share my gun experience. I grew up in california and im 49 years old and never found a need to have a gun in my life. Now i live in New Hampshire, and i went in and they told me ooze long as i didnt have a felony i could get a gun in an hour. But what they dont know about me is an im a recovering alcoholic, and bipolar. And it is amazing how they could give me a gun within an hour being the person i have because i have no felonies. Stephanie yeah. It just shocks me. And the man showing me a gun showed me a beautiful little pink gun. And i guess that was the gun that killed a child because he thought it was a toy. Stephanie yes. Thank you honey. [ world news tonight theme ] Kim Kardashian tweeted a photo of her new diamondencrusted gun she bought. Stephanie jim here is a random fun fact for you [ world news tonight theme ] stephanie de niro wore socks during sex. Little bit. Stephanie i just have a visual of that. The actress model who wrote a [ inaudible ] affair with Norman Miller has [ inaudible ] another book about other sex partners including Robert De Niro who wore his socks to bed. So i can pretend im wearing a condom except for on my feet. Little bit. Little bit. Stephanie one more for you jim, halle berry took her top off and dunked her bear breasts into a bowl of guacamole on the set of a movie. It is a scene of a couple who played truth or dare and she just improvised. I should have try at my super bowl party. [ laughter ] Stephanie John you had some thoughts about the john brennan hearings. Yeah. To me he was like the most thoughtful softspoken reflective man who would kill us all with his bare hands, but i want to believe a lot of things. I was really disappointed no one asked him why all adult males are considered combatants, i was surprised why no one asked him about the cias new definition of the world imminent because now it means not imminent. And i was surprised by his unwillingness to say water boarding was torture. I think he was great i know he is against water boarding stephanie yeah, he said he had the impression in 2007 that intelligence came out of water boarding, but since then there has been serious questioned raised about the information i was given at the time. Yeah. [overlapping speakers] stephanie why would they keep secrets. He is against water boarding but he is against killing americans before they have had a