[ theme music ] stephanie who is our first caller today . Oh, she gets a sherrys berries gift card oh no you are not a caller. You are here every day. Good morning, Jacki Schechner. I want a sherrys berries gift card. Stephanie hey, john kasick just undouched himself. He is going to accept the obama Medicare Medicaid expansion. Amazing. I love when governors and lawmakers do things that actually benefit the citizens of they state. Stephanie right. The only reason not to do it jacki is you are a douche. Pretty much. And you want to be like rick scott. Stephanie its a technical term, douche. Here she is Jacki Schechner health care geek of the current news center. Good morning, everybody, president obama is showing his administration can multitask. He is tolding two separate meetings at the white house. This morning with labor leaders and this afternoon with business leaders. The idea is to try to find some consensus when it comes to Immigration Reform and this coming while the president continues to push for new Gun Legislation. The state department could transfer 1. 1 billion in surplus funds no longer used in iraq to beef up securities at u. S. Embassies abroad. State has asked for 2. 4 billion for immediate needs. Iranian president is in egypt today becoming the first iranian president to visit the country since the Islamic Revolution in 1979. The two will attend the organization of it islamic cooperation, a summit beginning tomorrow. Were back after the break. Stay with us. Alright, in 15 minutes were going to do the young turks. I think the number one thing that viewers like about the young turks is that were honest. They know that im not bsing them with some hidden agenda, actually supporting one party or the other. When the democrats are wrong, they know that im going to be the first one to call them out. They can question whether im right, but i think that the audience gets that this guy, to the best of his ability, is trying to look out for us. Rich, chewy caramel rolled up in smooth milk chocolate. Dont forget about that payroll meeting. Rolo. Get your smooth on. Also in minis. [ theme music ] announcer ladies and gentlemen, its the Stephanie Miller show im walking on sunshine, woe ho im walking on sunshine woe ho its time to feel good hey all right now its time to feel good stephanie it is what . Hello. It is the Stephanie Miller show. Welcome it to. Huh . What . Stephanie six minutes after the hour 1800steph12 the phone number toll free from anywhere. As we get older that is what he is show has become. The hardofhearing darth vader show. What . Stephanie what . We got all them things to give away sherrys berries and pro flowers gift cards to give away. Valentines day is coming up. [ wah wah ] you are single. Stephanie whatever. I wasnt drinking at my rumbly tumblely at my super bowl show but he was. He didnt even know. He was drunk. I was playing the pinball machine. Stephanie yes, that i got just for the occasion. Sexyliberal. Com, roland tore a muscle in his neck because of the Box Office Tickets in chicago. April 3rd as you know in 2013 this is the midwest show well have one west coast show and thats it. And the box office exploded. So i would hurry and get those tickets. Just dont tear a neck muscle while you do it. Stephanie right. And the lights will stay on the entire time. [ bell chimes ] [ applause ] stephanie can i have the love music. Stephanie you know the commercial the hot girl and the stephanie no of course, the budweiser i liked the paul harvey one. Stephanie can i get back to my animal things are more important. All right. Fine. Whatever. Stephanie he is feeding a horse, the little pony and then he goes to chicago to see the budweiser horses and another horse recognizes him and he breaks free and he runs. And someone in france ate him and that was the end. [ buzzer ] stephanie why do you have to ruin everything beautiful in my life. Well, im sure he was tasty. Stephanie and the other was the oreo whisper fight in the library where even the cops and the librarian are still whispering even though there is a melee, pandemonium. Wow, where do we start with brownie or the South Carolina guy . Stephanie yeah that guy kind of takes the pie. Brownny is a rightwing talk radio host now. Lets start with brownie. Hes a talkshow host . Stephanie yes. Who gave him a job in radio . Stephanie who knows. Im thinking hitler. [ buzzer ] [ laughter ] hitler is not a program director. Anymore. Anymore. [ laughter ] stephanie as we lose our remaining collective minds. [ wah wah ] stephanie were not referring to you listening to whatever station we are on. But he was the idiot that screwed up the Hurricane Katrina response and a lot of people died. Anyway he tweeted someone just told me there was fighting going on in the superdome, hashtag shocked. He did not back down because as i mentioned he is now a rightwing talk radio [ censor bleep ] hole. Somebody tweeted come look at the waterlines on the building and see if that is funny. [ inaudible ] where were the boxes . Where were the boxes . Stephanie oh the sean hannity la meant. They were under water. Stephanie yes, they were. Along with everything else. Stephanie last fall brown criticized president obama for responding to Hurricane Sandy too early. [ bell chimes ] [ applause ] too early. Stephanie yeah that was too much. You are just rubbing it in. Stephanie is there such a thing as responding too early to a national well, if it hasnt happened yet. Psychic stephanie well he is obviously psychic, kenyan, muslim. This guy i saved for last. [ world news tonight theme ] stephanie you know how people tweet oh, sorry drunk did you see this. This guy just kept going and going and going. Wow. This guy is truly awful. The former South Carolina this will shock you he is a republican. [ cuckoo clock chimes ] huh. Stephanie fires off rich shally charged tweets during the super bowl. Todd kincannon it largely involved jokes about Trayvon Martin [ censor bleep ], Hurricane Katrina, and black people. Would you like the fun facts . Sure. [ funfacts music ] stephanie this super bowl sucks more than adult Trayvon Martin would have for drug money. Oh, wow. Stephanie this super bowl sucks more than [ censor bleep ] gomer pyle did for weekend passes. Hey, what the difference between Trayvon Martin and a dead baby . They are both dead but pepsi doesnt taste like trayvon . What . Stephanie okay. What is the difference between Trayvon Martin and real brother 2003 . Trayvon stopped tweeting stupid [ censor bleep ] about a year ago. He wrote it hasnt been this dark in the superdome since all of those pours occupied it after Hurricane Katrina. It was met with oh he is a legal analyst, laughing off criticism and retweeting dozens of supportive responses. [ applause ] wow. What did Trayvon Martin have to do with the super bowl . Why was he on this Trayvon Martin kick . Stephanie just to be a racist bastard i guess. And, you know, stomp on a familys pain just for his stupid all right. Wow. Wow. Wow. Im trying not to Say Something i shouldnt stephanie i appreciate that. I can feel it. I think we are all filling it. Where is our thought bubble because the remaining radio approximate directors who dropped off comparing them to hitler i didnt compare them to hitler. [ world news tonight theme ] stephanie this is what has happened to the republican party. Jindal is stupid for calling reasoning stupid. I know you are but what am i . Stephanie its like watching an animal house food fight. What am i now a zit. [ world news tonight theme ] Stephanie Donald trump says bobby jindal is the stupid one. He says i think he was stupid for using that term. It is so obnoxious and so good for the other side that he should havent used that word. Because he is stupid. Has he commented on the skeet shooting picture yet . Stephanie no, but i bet hes a skeeter. Because that term is going to be living now for a long time with the republican party. Lets see. I thought it was very demeaning to the republican party. Oh, they are doing a good job demeaning themselves. You dont use the word stupid because now its going to be part of the vocabulary of the democratic party. I thought it was stupid. [ world news tonight theme ] stephanie oh look at this trump said when they tamper with medicare they have a death wish. Whoever said that was stupid. Oh, wait that was me. That was hugely stupid. Stephanie did you hear about bill maher . This is hilarious. He is suing bill maher for 5 million over a bet that trump couldnt prove his mother didnt have sex with an orangutan. Clearly a joke. [ laughter ] stephanie he said for 5 million all going to charity. I accept the offer immediately. And he didnt come through with the 5 million. Stephanie you know when steve doocy has to point out that you are stupid steve doocy said it was a joke. And trump said that was venom that wasnt a joke. In fact he was nervous when he said it. It was a pathetic delivery. [ Phyllis Diller laughter ] stephanie there, i did not my mother did not have sex with an orangutan. Its not why my hair is orange. That was a spectacular story. What a dope. How did he ever make any money at all . Stephanie maybe he didnt. He lost it ail on a casino. Stephanie yes. The business was probably good people are like lets go where the house always loses. Thats awesome. All right. Eighteen minutes after the hour. Im going to freeze that entire bit in carbonite. Please do. Stephanie backing up all of your computer files, it is important. You cant do it once in a while. Its not good enough. Stop shaking your head like a stupid imfoe mesh shall side kick. What . Uhhuh. Uhhuh. Uhhuh. Stephanie you are like one of those little dogs you are a bobble head basically. Okay. Carbonite keeps your files safe in the clouds dont they . Uhhuh. Uhhuh. Uhhuh. Stephanie plus you can access files from anywhere including an iphone. Woe. What if you only have a dumb phone . They dont make an app for dumb phones. Upgrade place. Stephanie for gods sake i have a dumb phone and two bobble head mooks thats all the i got. Uhhuh. Uhhuh. Uhhuh. Uhhuh. Stephanie if i didnt have stuff in my computer all i would have is this human waste of space. Go to carbonite. Com and try it now. Get two months free subscription with the offer code stephanie. Well be right back on the Stephanie Miller show. Announcer i got her number off the mens room stall. 1800steph12. [ piano plays ] Troy Polamalus going deeper. And so is head shoulders deep clean. [ male announcer ] with 7 benefits it goes deep to remove grease, gunk and flakes. Deep. Like me. [ male announcer ] head shoulders deep clean for men. [ voice of dennis ]. Safe driving bonus check . Every six months without an accident, allstate sends a check. Ok. [ voice of dennis ] silence. Are you in good hands . vo she gets the comedians laughing and the thinkers thinking. Ok, so theres wiggle room in what youre saying. vo shes joy behar. Current will let me say anything. Oh my god, look at her butt it is so big, they only talk about announcer Stephanie Miller. Because she looks like a total [ inaudible ]. I like big butts and i cannot lie, you other brothers cannot deny baby got back stephanie l. A. Face with oakland booty. I think of it more as bakersfield. Scott in iowa. [ inaudible ] booty. Stephanie thats hot. Scott welcome. Caller hello stephanie. If anybody wants any type of gun have the limit on the magazines of ten bullets. Stephanie right. Uhhuh. Caller you know, i mean that would make a big difference if you wouldnt have to shoot 100 bullets in 30 seconds. You know what im saying . Stephanie right. Caller if you want an ar13 you can only shoot 10 bullets. Stephanie yeah its Amazing Things that you would think are just like a bare minimum we could do the mayor of minneapolis said just give our kid the chance that he has to reload at least. Caller exactly. Stephanie he said my daughter is going to be a school teacher, and give her a chance. That has been the way most of these things have ended is they had to reload. What if i feel i need to stand my grand 100 times. [ world news tonight theme ] stephanie the government guy in the bunker thank god that kid was okay. The man who killed a School Bus Driver and then held a 5yearold hostage underground in a bunker was killed and the child was brought to safety. Jimmy lee dykes mental state has deteriorated, and he was holding a gun. He killed one neighbors dog with a lead pipe or something. Yeah. Stephanie and he was constantly threatening neighborhood kids and dogs why wasnt he apprehended a long time ago. Stephanie the president yesterday. Obama weapons of war have no place on our streets or in our schools or threatening our Law Enforcement officers. Our Law Enforcement officers should never be out gunned on the streets. [ applause ] stephanie and im listening to that thinking these antigovernment types like this nut case, they dont want they think oh thats bad. Oh, we dont want thats big government. What did they call it jack booted thugs. They are our cops. I want them better armed than criminals. Okay the president. Obama tell them theres no legislation to eliminate all guns. Theres no legislation being proposed to subvert the Second Amendment. Tell them specific what were talking about. Things that the majority of americans when asked support. And tell them now is the time for action. That were not going to wait for the next newtown or the nectar row are. Were not going to wait until after we lose more innocent americans on streets all across the country. Were not going to wait until somebody elses father or son are murdered. Stephanie we were talking about this tragedy yesterday, this navy sale sniper who was shot at the gun range. All of the arguments we cant have gunfree zones, that guy talk about not just someone that is trained, apparently the most prolific sniper in American Military history is shot at a gun range. By someone with ptsd. Stephanie exactly. Mental health and guns. Exactly. Stephanie twentynine minutes after the hour. Right back on the Stephanie Miller show. Compelling true stories. Jack, how old are you . Nine. This is what 27 tons of marijuana looks like. vo with Award Winning documentaries that take you inside the headlines, way inside. vo from the underworld, to the world of privilege. Everyone in Michael Jacksons life was out to use him. vo no one brings you more gripping, current. Announcer Stephanie Miller. Dont you realize politicians always make extravagant promises . Stephanie uhhuh. It is the Stephanie Miller show. Welcome it to. Charlie pierce coming up next hour, representative peter welch of the great state of vermont the great and teeny state. He is the only representative of the state of vermont. Stephanie ah. Theres only one, yeah Stephanie Jim is in a weird mood today. He is too happy. There is something wrong. He was singing it like that child. He was starting to sing and hum the theme song. Ladies and gentlemen im walking on sunshine waaa stephanie all right. Jose in nebraska you are on the Stephanie Miller show. Caller hi, stephanie how are you doing . Stephanie good. Caller i enjoy your show and your crew, just watching you on tv and listening to you guys. Stephanie thank you. Caller i have a citizen of this country for the last year. I came to this country when i was nine years old, and of course i have seen a lot of things that came and went out there those years, but my question is why dont you just finish this and get it over with. It seems like they tippy toe all the time around it. It seems that they never ever get a chance to just come to the senate and just say hey lets get this over with lets find a solution to this and lets get it done. They about like its like the biggest problem in the whole world and its actually just come together and get this done. Stephanie Charlie Pierce wrote a great piece about this of why the president is so popular right now, and part of it is, if you havent noticed, they are starting to get things done. Because he really has won the argument, and he marginalized them to such a degree that they signed the debt ceiling thing, looks like they are going to get something done on Immigration Reform. Gun control, well see. I think that has a lot to do with us. Right. And, you know, like i know im in a basically republican state here in nebraska, and, you know, i go to work i hear all of these things, and of course i voted for obama the First Time Ever that i voted and all i really got was an Immigration Law that immigrants are coming to this country and bringing all of these weapons, and i understand there are some bad things happening on the border but you know how many people in california like agriculturally do for this country . You know how many people in texas and these other places picking or food that we eat almost every day. Stephanie i would like to apologize for all of the previous stupidity of all of the previous republicans, and give you some pro flowers. Would that help . [ laughter ] caller yeah okay. Stephanie all right. Hold on. If you are looking for flowers this valentines day go to pro flowers and enter the pass word code stephanie. Fun wow stephanie oh my god. We busted that out again. Paul in nevada you are on the Stephanie Miller show. Hi, paul. Caller hi, stephanie i love the show and listen every day, but constantly in this gun argument i hear people saying its innocentally ill mentally ill, well, i have bipolar one and i know for a fact thatover 90 of mentally patients or mentally ill people are usually the victims of crime not the perpetrators of crime. Stephanie senator franklin made that argument at the hearings. And i dont think anybody is saying that the majority of mentally ill people commit these crimes. Caller but i would also argue that people who refuse to work with their party like harry reid, and others, they are mentally ill. But a lot of serial killers and psycho path have a high intellect and arent considered mentally ill. And i am tired of being a scapegoat. Stephanie i dont know that harry reid is mentally ill. He might be a bit of a weanny. But last night i saw him say, i didnt vote for the assault weapons last time because it didnt make sense. I didnt vote for it last time because it didnt make sense. It worked. Stephanie yeah what do you mean it didnt make sense. I wish they would have asked him to elaborate on that. Yes, follow up question maybe Stephanie Bob in indiana. Hi, bob. Caller hi there. My issue has to do with couple of them actually. First of all gun control. I know you have to start somewhere, but with 300 million guns out there it is like barring the door after the horse is gone, dont you think . Stephanie then what do we do then . Caller i think its more of a cultural issue. Stephanie do you mean . Caller we are a violent culture from the top to the bottom, dont you think . Stephanie i understand what you are saying but you cant just say you cant do anything about the gun part caller oh, you have to start somewhere. Stephanie all right. Thank you, we agree. Im tired of people that wont come to the table with every piece of it. Theres already too many guns lets not do anything. What . Okay. Dave in chicago you are on the Stephanie Miller show. Caller hi, stephanie. Hi mooks. When you apologize for republicans, you do not need to apologize for your dad or his era of republicans. Because he was truly one of the good guys. You only need to apologize for post 1975 republicans. Stephanie you are right. I stand corrected. The Stephanie Miller show wishes to apologize. Thank you sir. Its too late. I already did it. All right. Jim in illinois you are on the Stephanie Miller show. Hi, jim. Caller hi, good morning. Again you are vilifying me, a gun owner with a high capacity magazine in my handgun as some kind of psycho path stephanie i didnt say everyone with a high capacity magazine is a psycho path. Caller were not banning things, but ban actually means take away, because if you ban abortion, your side says you are taking away a persons right to choose. The ban does mean take away. It does not mean coming to your house and taking away your guns. Thats a false argument dude. Caller no, dude. Stephanie first of all i have not called anybody a psycho path how big are your magazines . Caller in a standard high capacity handgun its 15 rounds. Thats what they are designed for. Stephanie right but obviously a lot of the magazines were talking about are 30, 40, 50, 100 rounds. Caller i agree the stuff that is after market thats what were talking about. Caller the gun is not designed for that. So you could look at that and say why do you need a 50 round magazine in your smith ands weson . Thats a fair question. But then you have to use the same argument with abortion stephanie no, you dont. Why do people always have to drag other issues into the issue at hand. If theres a time when a bunch of six year olds get shot at pointblank range is there not a time when you go lets focus on this issue. Caller because there are 75 million plus gun owners that have no desire to harm anybody. But you are comparing us, and you are allowing it to be equalized no. Stephanie no. But you are trying to equalize a womens right to choose when is enshrined in laws caller kids my friends stephanie are we kids or your friends either one is patronizing but go ahead, lamb chop caller you patronize us all the time. Stephanie oh monkey buns dont say that. Caller if you want to sit at the table stephanie cuddly bear listen to me reality is helicopters coming to take your guns in the middle of the night; is that right . Stephanie they are not coming to seize anything. Caller look a draco in new york. And i even heard stephanie say three. Stephanie duck hunters have to have three. Why cant we give our School Children the same Sporting Chance caller why are you saying hunters are going to come into our schools you are paranoid caller listen to you guys your hysteria stephanie im not hysterical. You are hysterical. Caller im having a conversation, and you are trying to label me as something horrible. Stephanie i have not. I havent said anything that about you. Did i say duck hunters are going to go into schools and start hunting our children caller you said give our children a chance. Stephanie the same chance we give ducks. Warners brothers cartoons make more sense than that guy. You are going to take my guns im not paranoid you are paranoid. Stephanie you know how chicks are. Oh, god. Stephanie fortyfive minutes after the hour. Right back on the Stephanie Miller show. Announcer red, white, and steph. Its the Stephanie Miller show. I want to have that conversation. Lets talk about it. Really . Youre going to lay people off because now the government is going to help you fund your healthcare. Really . I want to have those confrontational, but to understand what the other side is saying, and id like to arm our viewers with the ability to argue with their conservative uncle joe over the dinner table. I think the number one thing that viewers like about the young turks is that were honest. They can question whether im right, but i think that the audience gets that this guy, to the best of his ability, is trying to look out for us. Announcer Stephanie Miller. Go crazy on you, crazy on you let me go crazy, crazy on you, oh, oh why stephanie still recovering from that last caller. Yeah. What are you saying . Are you saying im paranoid . Stephanie letting hysterical. Everybody gets so blamy in the gun debate. Somebody on twitter also pointed out he was comparing a service to a product. And you cant compare the two. Stephanie thank you. This nut case in alabama, jimmy lee dykes, im afraid all dikes are going to get blamed now. [ bell chimes ] [ applause ] yes. And dick van dykes. Stephanie i would never want to spend any time around a child. I would be the last one to suspect. Lets go to charlie in iowa. Caller hi, your last caller just brought up a good point. I was going to ask the question why is it that republicans always want to sit and argue this abortion thing. Stephanie they drag it into every subject. Caller right. And they have been fighting that since 73, but if i bring up Citizens United its oh no no no. The Supreme Court already ruled on that. And i didnt understand why they dont want to argue something that just happened two years ago. Stephanie right and had has an egregious effect overnight. And 90 some percent of americans were against it. Rick in madison you are on the Stephanie Miller show. Caller hey, i just want to weigh in. That kind of segues into what i want to talk about. And the nra we have seen Wayne Lapierre acting like a fool. I think they are really concerned, because they whelded an amazing amount of power for who knows how long and they are seeing that slip through their fingers. They targeted seven candidates this past fall, and Michael Bloomberg purposefully challenged those seven of those candidates and he won five of the seven. Stephanie its time to say the emperor has no clothes. They have no power anymore, right . Caller yes, i wish your republican politicians could figure that out and not live in fear of those guys any longer. Stephanie absolutely. Be gone, you have no power here. Wayne lapierre i think theyll turn this universal check of the lawabiding into a universal registry of lawabiding people. I dont quite understand what is so bad stephanie no one does. You you register your car stephanie right. People have a license plate that can be identified. Stephanie right, and a car isnt designed to kill. It can. Theed in that the black helicopters are waiting just over the horizon to arrest anyone who owns a gun right. Thats impossible. They have watched red dawn too many times. Exactly. Caller welcome you are on the Stephanie Miller show. Caller oh, hi. I live in michigan and i live about an hour away from the city of chicago, and im so sick and tired of hearing everybody say look at chicago, they have the strictest guncontrol laws in the country you can go right over to indiana and i have firsthand unfortunately witnessed a gun murder. Stephanie oh. Caller and until somebody has been in my shoes, you know, i dont want to hear the debate. Stephanie its like Dianne Feinstein says when you put your finger in the bullet holes trying to stop the bleeding caller thats exactly what it is like. And when the republicans can actually see the destruction that this can do i dont know maybe that i dont know. Maybe that would change their mind. And what is the problem with just having ten bullets in a freakin round . You can do a lot of damage with ten rounds. But what if 15 guys are breaking in your house. Stephanie you know what you are the smartest girl in class. Im giving you a gift card for sherrys berries. Caller oh, thank you. I just love ya. Stephanie they are giant they are gynormous they are as big as a babys fist. Stephanie they are delight. Okay. The president. Obama the vast majority of americans, including a majority of gun owners support requiring criminal background checks for anyone trying to buy a gun. Stephanie they are jazzy chocolately fizzel for shizel. Oh, really. Stephanie the princess is here. Sherry there louisiana. You are on the Stephanie Miller show. Hi, sherry. Caller hey stephanie. This is sherry. Stephanie hey, hey girl. Caller how are you . And im glad you are feeling better. I called when you were sick last week. Stephanie thank you. Caller whatever happened to the rights of people to go to a grocery store, to go to a church, to go to a mall to go to a movie and not have to worry about who has got a gun in their back pocket and how many bullets do they have . Where can me and my grandchildren run out an exit when we start hearing pop pop pop . Stephanie yeah. Caller i mean what about our rights . Exactly. Stephanie yeah. What about your right to send your kid to first grade reasonably certain you are going to get him back at the end of the day. Exactly. Caller and thats what bothers me. Is that nobody ever talks about just people who want to talk our problems out not shoot them out. Stephanie right, we have said that before. Why does no one talk about our right not to get shot. Thats equal to your right to own a gun. Caller and and i have no Health Insurance to go to the hospital and get fixed once i get shot. You know what im saying like who is going to pay for, you know, me with a traumatic head injury stephanie it i would be your fault for getting shot you 47 moocher, living off of the government teat with your bullet holes. Caller thanks steph. [ inaudible ]. Stephanie there you go, jim ward helper. They are so reasonable already. Im sure they will take a look at that. Okay. Fiftyeight minutes after the hour, right back on the Stephanie Miller show. [ theme music ] stephanie oh hello, current tv hour about two. Jacki schechner, bff in the current news center. Here is the problem with us talking about our friends on the show here. What . Stephanie they all listen. [ bell chimes ] [ applause ] stephanie we were talking about Melissa Fitzgerald that she has a stripper pole at her house. Yeah, not happy abo that stephanie you said she served hot brie and you said that is her stripper name. So she sent me an email yet and signed it, hot brie. [ laughter ] i like that. Stephanie i think i worked with her at the itchy kitty. You guys have been around a long time. I dont think brie keeps that long. [ laughter ] good morning, everybody, rick perry has started a knew radio ad in california trying to lure business away from california and into texas. It says it is next to impossible to build a business in california, so owners should check out texas instead. He brags about his states low regulations and fair legal system. In perrys first seven years, the Unemployment Rate gained. 7 . The Progressive Change Campaign committee is going after Mitch Mcconnell on guns with a new tv ad. As a gun owner and veteran, i support a assault weapon ban because i know what these guns can do. Washington post points out that a new robo poll will show that 82 of voters in kentucky could get behind criminal background checks. Today would have been Trayvon Martins 18th birthday. George zimmerman is back in trial today. Were back with more stephanie after the break. 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[ theme music ] announcer ladies and gentlemen, its the Stephanie Miller show im walking on sunshine woe ho im walking on sunshine woe ho its time to feel good hey all right now its time to feel good stephanie uhhuh. It is the Stephanie Miller show. Welcome it to. Six minutes after the hour. Charlie pierce with some amazing stuff this week at esquire. Com coming up at the bottom of the hour. 1800steph12 the phone number toll free from anywhere. Stephaniemiller. Com, check it out. You can email us all there even the bobbleheaded mooks. A yeah uhhuh uhhuh. And yeah. Stephanie sexyliberal. Com. Get tickets now for chicago. I think the vip tickets are gone. Stephanie i think so. But there are still other great seats. There is not a bad seat in the theater. Unless there is a bag of vipers. Im just saying look before you sit. Stephanie okay. [ laughter ] stephanie all right. Then well have to bury you under the billy goat [ inaudible ]. [ world news tonight theme ] stephanie you know i cant tell whether the stories you send me are real or a joke. A oregon man sued an irs agent with whom she had sex claiming she showed up at his door scandally clad and threatening a tax penalty. Wow. I never thought this would happen to me. Stephanie pardon me . Nothing its a penthouse forum. Stephanie a guy thing. I had a guy thing happen to me the other day. Here is the part i thought it was a joke. Irs spokesman richard panic [ laughter ] stephanie really, his name is dick panic and a story about wow. Stephanie he said he couldnt comment because his name is dick panic. What a panic. [ giggling ] stephanie he is in a bit of one, apparently. The irs is in trouble with dick panic around there. Okay. Oh god. Stephanie all righty then. Lets just move on, shall we . Please. All right. Okay. Stephanie tell us about your man moment stephanie where is my porn music. [ porn music ] stephanie you know how you say im gay and men hear threeway. Yes. Dick panic had a threeway with you . What . Stephanie i went to a dinner party and this guy said she had a girlfriend you wanted to meet. And then he came to my Super Bowl Party and he said so and so really liked you. What do you think . He was putting out he was testing a testing the waters. Stephanie right, just splish. Sometimes guys like to plink. And i just had this scooby due look [ scoobydoos huh . ] stephanie they dont buy it. They just think you have not seen my thing you. This was you have not seen my friends yet and i was like, oh that one. Lets dive into the rightwing world. Eric bolling. When the clay pigeon comes out you have to fire up in the air look at that. Maybe hes not a very good skeet shooter. Stephanie yep. Fox news covering all of the important issues of the day. The president s form of skeet shooting. I would probably look like that if i went skeet shooting. Stephanie i would look worse. Yeah you would be crying. You would shoot yourself in the foot. Ow Stephanie Ann coulter. Oh, she is still around. On handy. They must demonize people who are legal gun owners and go look at him he cares about the children. Screw you. You are the one who wont do anything about the mentally ill. The Homeless People have gone up, the Mass Shootings have gone up its the mentally ill and liberals wont do anything about it that was region [ bell chimes ] [ applause ] stephanie yeah, Reagan Reagan what is she talking about liberals dont care democrats are for universal health care which would include Mental Health stephanie right. Screw you. Which an coulter clearly needs. Screw you stephanie randy sharp is he knew . He is new. Stephanie he is sharp. The homosexual lobby in america, human rights campaign, groups like these are trying to pressure the boy scouts up into opening up their membership homosexuals to serve as leaders and monitors but also to boys who may be questioning their sexuality. That is a very dangerous and unhealthy thing. Who gave him a radio show. It makes you gay. Its scientifically proved. [ mysterious music ] stephanie do healthy things like eating smores. That just feels oldschool homophobia. Peter sprig is this like a dick panic. Dick panic and peter spring does he ever answer the phone at the fbi without someone laughing [ Phyllis Diller laughter ] stephanie irs. Stephanie no he was with the fbi because they were investigating. Oh, okay. Stephanie peter spring. The mere that people openly identifies them as homosexual means they are modeling the homosexual conduct. And parents who do not agree with that view have a right to protect their children from that. And they have a right to protect their children from the potential risk of child sexual abuse at the hands of men who might be attracted to to other males. Stephanie right. Yes stephanie yes, because all homosexuals are pedophiles. [ buzzer ] boys need to learn how to pound square pegs into round holes. Stephanie thank you james dobson. [ mysterious music ] stephanie children need to be protected. Kids know about it, and they dont care. Which is a nightmare for people like peter spring. Stephanie he seriously he is supposed to be this straight guy. Im peter spring. I look cute in this hat, dont any if you dont think so you are an open homosexual. Stephanie this is not a girl cocktail just because it has a spring in it. What . Stephanie lots of people drink flirtinis. Stop it. Lots of boys like fruity drinks. Stephanie we are so immature. There is no getting back from dick panic. Yeah. Well, you seem to have. Stephanie i know i panicked. I never recovered. What is that [ screaming ] stephanie put that away. Okay. Rush limbaugh. The pregame was patriotic like i have never seen at the super bowl. The National Anthem and then the newtown kids, and then Jennifer Hudson. I said this has got to be tearing some liberals apart. Huh . This much patriotism. This much honoring america. Just play the game. I can imagine them saying. Stephanie now he has to sort of make up stuff that people think or say. Why arent beyonce, alicia keys, and Jennifer Hudson running away in a panic they were faking it. They are liberals that campaigned for obama. Stephanie right. Right. Why werent they running away in a panic. Stephanie a dick panic of some sort. Exactly. Stephanie right. I guess we hate america, clearly. Hate america so much that she sang God Bless America with the newtown choir. He has just lost it. Liberals must have been in a panic to suppress i have got nothing. Stephanie im running out the clock. He is waiting for mr. Slate to pull this so he can slide down the brontoesaurus. Yes. Stephanie glenn beck. Its hard to say no to a child when they have a fashion. There is no doubt that some of the concerns that we have worried about when it comes to concussions have to give parents pause. I dont know if even i this guy his man card has been revoked by me. Thats saying something. When im saying you a girl you are absolutely 100 girl power. Stephanie ah. Huh . Stephanie wow speaking of going off the rails because the president like many doctors and other people were talking about concussions yes, he is a girl for thinking that. For thinking that football could be a little bit safer. Stephanie wow. All right then. He should be required to play football without a helmet then. Stephanie thats how you get your man card. And no cup. Do it. Speaking of dick panic. Stephanie i would like to see glen beck being tackled stephanie i guess you need your ak 47 to get your man card. I dont need a helmet. Ow [ baby crying ] stephanie yeah, oh, its a bush master actually to get your man card reissued. Wow wee. All right. That concludes rightwing world. Thank goodness not a moment too soon. Eighteen minutes after the hour. Right back on the Stephanie Miller show. Announcer the only place in america where decent is still allowed. Its the Stephanie Miller show. 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And teenyweeny itsy bitsy teenyweeny yellow poke dot bikini. That was the over 70s song. That was 60s. Stephanie why did you send me a story about richard panic that early in the morning, when you knew we wouldnt get off of it all morning. Actually i didnt read that far into the story. Stephanie im like is chris [ censor bleep ] me or hey, moxie you are on the Stephanie Miller show. Caller hey, guys i have a fabulous idea for gun control that i have been dieing to share with you. We drive around in these twoon the weapons every day and we have to take tests stephanie right. Cant be drunk. Cant be on the cell phone. Lots of rules. Caller lots of rules. Lets do the same thing lets set up a department similar to the department of motor vehicles, and we have to take a written test that we know our gun laws prove that we can use the weapon of choice that we own, lets get a license. Lets get it insured. Okay . Stephanie insurance is a great idea. Caller and were generating income for our local governments. Stephanie yeah. Moxie talk about stimulating the economy. There is a business for someone. Insurance for gun owners. I mean 300 million caller yeah, and you have to go even further, you have classifications for each different weapon and the higher the caliber the higher the insurance required on it. I think this is good for the economy, good for gun owners, they can have as many as they want as long as they are licensed and registered. Stephanie absolutely. The president yesterday. Obama we no universal background checks are universally supported just about, by gun owners. Overwhelming number of gun owners think thats a good idea. So if we have lobbyists in washington saying something different, we need to go to the source and reach out to people directly. Girl. Stephanie girl. Obama we cant allow those filters to get in the way of common sense. Stephanie Wayne Lapierre he needs to say he speakses for himself and gail trotter. Yes. Stephanie the president again. Obama so many officers here know what it is look to look into the eyes of a parent or grandparent, a bother or sister who has just lost a loved one to gun violence. And the pain and heart ache wondering why your piece of heart was in this place at the wrong time. It changes you. Stephanie jim in kansas city. Caller yes this background check thing puzzles me and bothers me tremendously because it doesnt really matter. Im here in kansas city and this guy jerome blecher he had ever opportunity to have background check but who is going to stop him from going crazy . Who is going to stop that person from going crazy stephanie but part of the problem is people who are already crazy are getting guns. Caller but thats the point. Would you consider him crazy as a Football Player stephanie who are we talking about . Caller jerome blecher. Stephanie i dont know who that is. Caller the Football Player that shot his girlfriend stephanie oh, yes. Im sorry. Jimmy that is another example of why you are 42 times more likely to kill a loved one or acquaintance if you have a gun in the home. I think thats what bob costas meant. How many women are killed by their partner . Caller i agree with that. But we dont ever know who is going to pull the trigger whether you are qualified to have a gun just like the idiot down there yesterday killed these people at a gun range. So we dont know what deranged person stephanie and that was a good guy with a gun. He is not not just a trained gun owner, apparently one of the best snipers in our military history, and we still dont know the details of what happened there. All right. Twentynine minutes after the hour. Charlie pierce from esquire. Com next on the Stephanie Miller show. Current tv is the place for compelling true stories. Jack, how old are you . Nine. This is what 27 tons of marijuana looks like. vo with Award Winning documentaries that take you inside the headlines, way inside. vo from the underworld, to the everyone in Michael Jacksons life was out to use him. vo no one brings you more documentaries that are real, gripping, current. Announcer Stephanie Miller. Im such an unholy mess of a girl. [ laughter ] stephanie it is the Stephanie Miller show. Welcome to it. Thirtyfour minutes after the hour. 1800steph12 the phone number toll free from anywhere. Tuesday we love it. Theres only one in america that understands, the author of video of america pierce why is everybody always laughing with me stephanie snuggle, snuggle, snuggle ever since i got to see you in d. C. , i just picture myself spooning with you during interviews. Oh. The gay dog story was not right. Stephanie did you here from bill donohue said . No. Stephanie a guy dropped his dog off of a shelter in tennessee saying he wanted him euthanized because the dog was gay. He is a this the dining room table gay too. Stephanie bill donohue said [ inaudible ] while straights are ignored. What . Stephanie i know. You know that dogs kennel was just the most fabulous kennel ever. Stephanie oh, with up lighting. Yes, all gay men have track lighting. Stephanie thats right. I love you saluted the Boston Herald for floating the hindenberg saying that ann romney may run for office. I guess it may actually be tagg. And it brings up the interesting question, do you let your Father Campaign for you. Stephanie yeah and what about flurn or flrag . No, they are not running. Theres a state rep named dan winslow who looks like he might get in the race. But bill weld has taken himself out because he is bill weld. Stephanie you say the herald has been utterly traumatized by the loss of governor mcdreamy. The herald alsoal certs that ann romney has become this enormously popular figure during the president ial campaign. Stephanie right, you say i think were far too exhausted to withstand the Romney Campaign the last time around. Ann romney stop it. This is hard. You want to try it get in the ring. Stephanie all right. She will cut a bitch too. Stephanie oh Robin Roberts can testify my friend. I love when you do the break down of sunday shows and talk about what is the point calie ferino. Right. Stephanie you said krugman and calie got into it about the best way to put people to work she explained that in her experience Public Sector do not have jobs that do not pay real money. Thats exactly right. They dont produce anything. In that guy outside your house filling your pothole he is getting paid with your money. Stephanie as you say not as efficient as paying someone 21 million to clean out their desk. I give the voters of california great credit for good sense for not electing her to anything. Her or meg whitman. Stephanie are they different people . Its the year of the women just not those women. Stephanie and this way be one of the favorites, you say oh my stars there has been a development which may cause center Lindsay Graham to rise from his [ inaudible ] couch for the first time in months. [ laughter ] yeah, the most promising guy to stephanie right. You say with him out its entirely possible that graham will stop yapping and go back to his previous career of being a moderate. Yeah but i was hasty because he was talking about the very troubling developments. They are not going to filibuster they are going to get the president to try to chicken out. And it is not going to happen. Stephanie right. Mitch mcconnell just stuck his head out of his shell to float that. Mitch mcconnells wife on tv talking about how the president doesnt get along with congress. Stephanie you know my favorite piece because its the happy clappy piece. Why we like the president by charles p pierce. You say the president is more popular than he has been in a long time, more popular than a lot of president s have ever been, you can attribute it to two thing, but i think the primary reason the president s numbers are heading into puppies and fluffy bunnies level yeah you are probably going to not like what i wrote about drones today so dont go to the blog. No. But i do think he has the potential or making it so politically unpalatable for republicans to hold some of the views they hold this whole fight between like the republican, you know, the establishment and the tea party and karl roves knew thing stephanie right. The guys karl rove is representing their ideas on the economy are just as nutty as todd akins ideas on rape. Stephanie yeah, you say the reason they were able to do this and still prosper and they were never forced to pay a price for it. The election of president obama through them into its this obama derangement syndrome. I think they are running out of i think they are running out of political i think the political sail lee ens of being an obstructionist is about to happen. Stephanie yeah, you say he shrewdly found a way to lock republicans inside of their own monkey house while he went about trying to govern the country. Yeah and i think he is going to get unfortunately, but i think itsen ef itable that he is only going to get half a loaf on gun control, but its half a loaf than we had before. They will certainly get background checks. Stephanie uhhuh. I love you called the obama presidency, it has become the worlds most elaborate intervention. You say they can make a wreckage out of things in the states, but there is no political advantage to be gained from that anymore. Vandalism is no longer artistic. Thats exactly it they failed in their one and only goal to make him a oneterm president. Yeah, i wonder after a while if republicans really thought he had an agenda or they believed they had broken it up to the point he didnt have one anymore. But he does. Stephanie we were talking about how much we loved the inaugural speech but you make the best point liberally. Can be logical again and wise and its possible the Political Center will move back to the center again. When 90something percent of humans in america are for background checks this isnt liberalism. Yeah, i mean it is but its not the liberalism that has been made a cartoon for the last 30 years. Its the liberalism that existed in 1968. Stephanie uhhuh. When Lyndon Johnson had literally no control over his own party let alone republicans and he managed to get that passed. Stephanie yes. Its one of those things that makes me say im proud to be a liberal. Did you know Lawrence Odonnell worked in the senate . Stephanie i know. He worked in the senate, dammit, so he knows what he is talking about. Stephanie you leave my lawrence alone. And his dreamy blue eyes. [ laughter ] stephanie Charlie Pierce love you. See you next week. See you next week. Bye charlie [ applause ] stephanie hi, lawrence he watches. Fortyfive minutes after the hour. [ giggling ] you would turn for him. Stephanie yep. Yep. See im not that committed. Fortyfive minutes after the hour. Right back on the Stephanie Miller show. Announcer she is your human antidepressant. Its the Stephanie Miller show. An impact that gets people to take action themselves. As a human being, thats really important. This is not just a spectator sport. [ voice of dennis ] allstate. With accident forgiveness, they guarantee your rates wont go up just because of an accident. Smart kid. [ voice of dennis ] indeed. Are you in good hands . Hersheys Simple Pleasures chocolate. 30 less fat, 100 delicious. I think the number one thing that viewers like about the young turks is that were honest. They can question whether im right, but i think that the audience gets that this guy, to the best of his ability, is trying to look out for us. Dance, dance, dance, dance we are dancing yowza yowza yowza stephanie yowza yowza yowza stephanie make it even more annoying for jim. Disco flutes and strings. Uhhuh. Stephanie all right. Debbie electric slide okay. Debbie in North Carolina hello. Caller hi, stephanie. Im a long time listener first time caller. Stephanie thank you. I would like to make a comment about the boy scout issue, as a former female scout master, i had some of the similar problems and what it boils down to basically is we use the buddy system so you are never ever alone with a single boy, you always have your buddy with you. Even if the middle of the night if you have to go to the bathroom, you bring your buddy with them. If the buddy system is utilized the way it should be, there should never be an issue of any adult, whether it be male or female being alone with a single boy, and that even included my own son when we were on a boy scout function. He was treated as one of the other boys and i was never alone with him alone. I just wanted to bring that point up. Stephanie thank you for that. Good point. [ world news tonight theme ] Stephanie Rick santorum, for a supposedly straight man is an awful big drama queen. Allowing homosexuals, will murder boy scotts. [ mysterious music ] stephanie it will spell doom and murder for the boy scouts of america, and transform young men so they are no longer clean and reverent. [ bell chimes ] stephanie what . Dirty little boys. Stephanie murderous little homos. [ laughter ] dirty disgusting devil children. [ mysterious music ] stephanie im starting to lose it. Okay. Sanatorium opined that if the scouts board of directors i never want to hear those two words together again stephanie if they are allowed to accept the homo gays it would just be another attempt of the left trying to remove god from all parts of our lives. Like suzanne pashet plucking out eyeballs. He concluded. He opined and concluded. Stephanie scouting may not survive this for the sake of the avenue boy in america i hope the board not the tap dancing ones. Stephanie i hope the board doesnt have his fingerprints on the murder weapon. [ dramatic music ] stephanie he is such a drama queen. Dear god. Really . Who asked him . Who why who cares about his opinions about anything . Yeah why is he a pundit . Stephanie i dont know. He okay we mentioned this story to Charlie Pierce as i like to call him that blow hole from the catholic league. Bill donohue. Stephanie after the story of the gay dog captivated the hearts of americans everywhere bill donohue said the tennessee Animal Shelter showed special at attention to the dog. He wrote the effort to save elton oh really . Whos candle almost burned out years ago. Proved that gay dogs and humans are better off than their straight peers. His heterosexuality would not have been enough to save his high. Being gay is not only a bonus for humans these days. Its a definite plus for dogs as well. As for straights thats a different story all together. So if the dog wasnt perceived as gay, he would still have a home. Stephanie right. [ applause ] stephanie you are the smartest boy in class for a bobbleheaded mook. He missed that point. Completely. Stephanie okay. So that happened. Easily poked a hole in his argument. Stephanie yeah that didnt take much. [ wah wah ] [ world news tonight theme ] stephanie all right. Here is the homophobe stack. The Attorney Generals Office is investigating a complaint against a cake shop that refused to make a cake for a gay wedding. She wanted to order a cake from the sweet cakes bakery, when the owner learned it was a samesex couple he said it was an abomination of the lord. Stephanie [ inaudible ] has offered to bake them a take and deliver it to them. I love duck goldman. He is awesome. Stephanie hello you are on the Stephanie Miller show. Caller hi. Im calling because of the guy that was talking about the guns stephanie right. We should all be able to have every gun we want because of abortion. Caller my body came with a fully equipmented vagina. Stephanie if your penis has a high capacity a highcapacity caller i cant purchase a device that allows me to deliver highcapacity abortions stephanie listen if you have ever been to thailand. But your point is welltaken. Thank you, jesse. Caller 100 pingpong balls. Stephanie dont play that sound effect. That is just rude. Some people may not need a gun to protect themselves look out. Our, my eye stephanie i said all i need is my box for sound effects. Watch out. Ill shoot our eye out with my high capacity semiautomatic. Stephanie go faster. [ pingpong balls firing ] stephanie this show god. Im not submitting this one to any museum of broadcasting. Stephanie no. Just as well. Fiftyeight minutes after the hour. Right back on the Stephanie Miller show. [ theme music ] stephanie hello, welcome. Hour number 3. Jacki . Yes. What was that arm motion thing you just did . [ ping pong balls firing ] stephanie i just thought this woman made a very good point if we had highcapacity vaginas. Yeah, i dont understand the comparison. [ ping pong balls firing ] chris is driving me nuts. Im sorry. [ laughter ] i had all of the break to get over that and yet it continues. [ ping pong balls firing ] stephanie look out. It irks me. [ ping pong balls firing ] stop it [ laughter ] stephanie we have got to ask hot brie if she can do that. [ laughter ] stephanie all right. Here she is in the current news center. You are back to the impossible toss. Thats great. Good morning, everybody. Hillary clinton has now got a new website. There is not much to Hillary Clinton office. Com. Its a great photo of the former first lady senator and secretary of state, and a button to contact her with a scheduling request, Media Inquiry or other. The site went up january 31st and was last edited on sunday. She has been coy about she plans to do come 2016 and all she said is right now she is going to catch up on sleep and focus on advocacy and philanthropy. President obama is going to speak about the automatic spending cuts that are set to kick in march 1st. It will delay the sequester and buy more time so congress can work out a 1 trillion, tenyear deal to reduce the deficit. Speaker boehner encouraged bipartisan cooperation. This not about being in a hurry. This is about trying to get it right on behalf of the American People and those suffering under an immigration system that doesnt work for anybody. The House Judiciary Committee is holding a hearing this morning on immigration policy. Were back after the break. To me now . You know the kind of guys that do reverse mortgage commercials . Those types are coming on to me all the time now. vo she gets the comedians laughing and the thinkers thinking. Ok, so theres wiggle room in the ten commandments, thats what youre saying. You would rather deal with ahmadinejad than me. Absolutely. And so would mitt romney. vo shes joy behar. And the best part is that current will let me say anything. What the hell were they thinking . [ theme music ] announcer ladies and gentlemen, its the Stephanie Miller show im walking on sunshine woe ho im walking on sunshine woe ho its time to feel good hey all right now its time to feel good stephanie yeehaw. It is the Stephanie Miller show. Welcome to it. Six minutes after the hour. 1800steph12 the phone number toll free from anywhere. Sexyliberal. Com, sexy liberal on facebook, follow us on twitter, do it, and this it is just [ world news tonight theme ] stephanie Just Announced friday, with only three sexy liberal shows in 2013 we already did east coast, april 13th in chicago, and then a west coast show later in the year. And thats it. So go get it and tickets are going way fast. Hey chicago, you said twice wasnt enough Stephanie Millers sexy liberal comedy tour is making a return visit to the Chicago Theater on april 13th. Witness john fugelsang, hal sparks, and catholic girl gone wild, Stephanie Miller as they reunite for another night of inspired comedy. They are putting the band back together. They are on a mission from god. Tickets are available at ticketmaster. Com. Come see the tour that sparked a number one album, and its own documentary. Its more fun than a bag of vipers, the Stephanie Miller sexy liberal comedy tour on april 13th. Sweet home chicago stephanie yay, thank you, ken kenny pick and company, right . Thats right. Stephanie and now an unsolicited testimonial to Stephanie Miller the app. [ bell chimes ] Stephanie Steph ever notice that knew only lists their top shows yet they dont play your show live. I think i shall write them again. [ applause ] stephanie i understand they put glen beck many my time slot. Can you have negative numbers . Stephanie although i appreciate the evening slot, please and thank you. We used to be in on the evening back in the 90s. Stephanie but you now can listen any time because im an app. Stephanie thank you Rocky Mountain mike. [ inaudible ] i can hear her talk all the way from l. A. All the way from l. A. California dreaming she is such a liberal gay california dreaming shes such a liberal gay [ laughter ] [ applause ] stephanie thank you, Rocky Mountain mike. That is funny. All right speaking of awesome apps in women [ world news tonight theme ] stephanie Hillary Clinton, yikes. Im getting a little worried. Bill clinton said hilary has undergone more medical tests but is doing much better. Each and every member of the douche nozzles in the senate that suggested she has a case of the benghazi flu, i hope they sent her a giant sherrys berries bouquet. Uhhuh. Stephanie she had five hours of test on monday, and was told to take it easy. They said if her progress continues, shell be fine. But hilary is still functioning at that level with a head wound stephanie yes, and rand paul under that thing whatever is on his head apparently had no head injury and still asked about turkey. Thats a bing dent in his head. Stephanie like the doctor used the thongs. Thongs . Stephanie tongs. Forcepts. Stephanie this is america if you want to play with a rusty spoon it is your right. The market will take care of that. Stephanie the market will decide whether people like being operated on by a rusty spoon. [ laughter ] what . Stephanie that would make me say boogadycheese. All right john kerry yesterday. Can a man actually run the state [ laughter ] [ applause ] i dont know. I. As the saying goes i have big heels to fill. [ laughter ] thats funny. Stephanie hehe. He is funny. He was on our show when he was running in 2004, and people were like he was really funny. [ world news tonight theme ] stephanie bill clinton was at the koch funeral and all of the former mayors. His legacy was described as laying the foundation of the three men who followed him in office. Stephanie yeah. Although i missed the porn in time square, but i have gone on record saying that before. I liked little spermaid, and pokemyhontus. I enjoyed the marquees when i used to walk through time square. Where can you go for good porn in manhattan anymore. Stephanie right. [ world news tonight theme ] stephanie all right. The idea of filibustering filibuster stephanie he said the opposition to hagel was intensifying. Right. Because hes what . Huh . Because hes only a war hero and republican stephanie but, when john mccain starts to sound reasonable, something is going on. He said he will not support a filibuster. Its not the policy. Stephanie several other senator also voiced reservations about a filibuster after Mitch Mcconnell raised that policy. Its not the policy stephanie its true. And further more [ mumbling ] [ world news tonight theme ] just warning you. Stephanie just proving he is still kind of a douche. Did you see he made a racist joke. Representative justin ahmash republican of michigan denowed the joke about president im a dinner jacket in which he alluded to auk ma den jad as a monkey. He was talking about the monkey in space and that he wants to be the first iranian in space mccain doesnt think that he is a foreign leader in any way shape or form. Stephanie just saying still under the category of not helpful. Not helpful. [ bell chimes ] [ applause ] stephanie lets go to ken in philadelphia. Hi, ken, welcome. Caller hi, how are you doing . Stephanie good, go ahead. Caller lets just put it this way, just say hey, look that clip makes you look fat and you will eliminate that problem. I have a question what is your thought with this gay and boy scout thing as far as young impressable minds i was a boy scout too, and were talking about right before the brain is shaping itself as to its identity, you havent even hit puberty yet. Didnt you think that is troubling with the youth, they havent had an identity yet, and they are dealing with something way above you are talking about the equating the emotions of losing your dog with the emotions of losing your parents. Dont you think that would be troubling . Stephanie no. What is troubling about having to explain that. Well confusing. Stephanie you can teach your kids whatever it is you think about that but i just think we have gotten to a place many america where we should not be excluding anybody from equal rights. Caller right. The equal right part i like that part because were still battling equal rights, but were talking about a thought as compared to something you see. But kids now grow up knowing other kids who have two mommys or two daddies, and its no big deal for them. I never went through that and what is confusing about that . Caller because as a kid when i was in the scouts there were things that we said back in the 70s, hey, dude, that is gay. Stephanie right. Caller you didnt do stuff okay. You were looked at thats not right. But we knew there were some that was a little different. We didnt cast them out stephanie they used to call black kids all manner of things in the south. So why is that not okay . Homophobia is taught. Okay. Stephanie so is racism. So how about we start teaching that it is not right either one. Caller but do you think the mind is really ready to accept that . Stephanie yes. People being gay is more than just about sex. Its about making a home about relationships, its not just about sex. Caller right and the boy scouts just before puberty you havent discovered that part yet stephanie but chris is saying its not just about sex. To me it would be like explaining your neighbor has red hair or something. Yeah. Stephanie this isnt the 70s anymore. We dont call people fems. I never heard that. Stephanie that might have been my particular catholic thing, you are a fem. Not you. Thank you. Stephanie i was just looking at you. For people of my generation it was a very big deal, but for kids growing up with that. Its normal. Do i look like a fem . Stephanie no you know what you need to get some more muscles. Clearly the gauntlet has been thrown. Uhhuh. Stephanie well be right back on the Stephanie Miller show. 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As a singer, he conquered the world but peace within his family was something he could never have. Of all the hours in all his days, these are the ones youll never forget. Ladies and gentlemen ladies and gentlemen this is a jazzy fizzel announcer Stephanie Miller. [ inaudible ] everybody get on the floor i know that you want to stephanie yeah. Yeah. Uhhuh. Uhhuh. I see what you did there. Its a tribute to the jazzy fizzel on the sherrys barries. Right. Stephanie james said i have done the sherrys berrys three times and they just get progressively better. Dont have a joke there. Just saying. [ applause ] stephanie i made this point yesterday. The president talking about the economy yesterday. Obama theres no doubt we need additional revenue in order to bring down our deficit, and we can do it in a gradual way. Stephanie yes, i was saying that yesterday. There is no debt crisis. Stop the fare mongering. Cut the crap. Stephanie exactly. Snap out of it. Keith in texas snap out of it stephanie thank you. Keith in texas. [ laughter ] caller yeah, good morning to ya. I have got to change over and comment on that guy that just called in about the gay leaders in the scouting program. Stephanie right. Caller its been my understanding that most gay men knew at a very young age they were homosexual. Stephanie right. Caller i think it is something that god creates particularly in men. Stephanie yes. Caller wouldnt it be better if they had some people that could make them feel good about being homosexual rather than doing like the governor of new jersey and getting marry, and destroying a family trying to resist the idea of being a homosexual. Stephanie right. Right. When you say god i have always wondered religious people isnt that saying god makes mistakes . Caller yeah. I think there are some women who may have chosen the lesbian lifestyle because of stephanie really now . Caller having dealt with some pretty lousy men. Stephanie i have to say that is a bit of a fallacy. Caller no, because i was married to a woman that ran into that situation and the dike stephanie excuse me. Say what now . Caller i was married to a woman who had been in a situation to where a lesbian woman specialized in divorceees and she lived a lesbian lifestyle for a short time. And she picked on strictly divorceees. Stephanie so she forced them to have sex with her . Im confused. Caller pardon me . Stephanie she forced them to have sex with her . Caller no no no she knew the right buttons to push because these people had been in terrible marriages. Stephanie well there are opportunists i guess, male female, straight gay. Caller most young men would tell you i would not choose this lifestyle if it were a choice. Stephanie okay. Thank you, keith. Keith was well meaning. Stephanie well there is this one dike [ buzzer ] stephanie okay. She obviously i dont think it was a choice that she was gay. I think her morals may be a little suspect yes, she could be sued for medical malpractice stephanie did he say she was a doctor . Yeah. She used information that she got in sessions stephanie it is like this guy from alabama afraid that we are going to get blamed for everything now. All right. Tommy in tennessee. Caller hello. Regarding the gun debate i always find it frustrating that all of the gun nuts including Wayne Lapierre keep using the talking points that we dont need more regulations we need to enforce the 240 laws on the book already. At which point i ask them tell me one. And they cant name single one. Stephanie exactly. No. Because its a talking point. There is an old saying in tennessee, fool me once ah shame on shame on you stephanie ah. Ah. You cant get fooled again. [ applause ] stephanie oh boy. Oh, god. Out of my brain stephanie and then the set fell on hip. Yeah. Stephanie twentynine they should not cast him as the pill gram in the thanksgiving play. All right. Representative peter welch next on the Stephanie Miller show. Jack, how old are you . Nine. This is what 27 tons of marijuana looks like. vo with Award Winning documentaries that take you inside the headlines, way inside. vo from the underworld, to the world of privilege. Everyone in Michael Jacksons life was out to use him. vo no one brings you more documentaries that are real, gripping, current. Announcer Stephanie Miller. I love my gay male friends but when i was a little girl i always wished i was constantly surrounded by gorgeous guys, and i am and i should have been more specific. Stephanie thirtyfour minutes after the hour. Representative peter welch joining us from the great state of vermont. Good morning, congressman. Good morning. Stephanie i just looked at a headline today u. S. Gun deaths since sandy hook topped 1,280. More than other countries have in an entire year. A lot of people have said i think the debate is different this time. Do you agree . I do agree. I mean you have seen a lot of folks who are very strong pro gun i think the most prominent being perhaps senator mansion from pennsylvania saying it is different and we have to take some steps to save the lives of some kids. The challenges are still enormous, but it is different, and i think well have some progress in this congress. Stephanie it almost seems like the nra going so extreme and unreasonable, it almost is i think help, because as the president said yesterday you have 90 of americans and gun owners that want at the very least background checks. I think thats right. And even Wayne Lapierre was in favor of background checks several years ago, and now he is not. And the nra used to be focused on protecting the Second Amendment rights of individuals. And in vermont that is different. We have a gun culture, but the nra changed down here in d. C. The nra is almost like its for the manufacturers, as opposed to the hunters and sports people that really have a proper attitude towards the use of guns, and they started overreaching i think, you know, that suggestion that you arm everybody in school, have a teacher or principal be armed obviously doesnt make sense stephanie right. And i think again reasonable people are saying look we cant have sensible legislation you are not allowed to have a serviced aramis missile or a tank. Thats right. You cant have a fully automatic weapon. The growing consensus i think is on the background check. Because if that is a requirement you want to keep the guns out of the hands of the mentally ill or people who are dangerous. Stephanie i think more and more of my callers representative are just sort of posing the same kind of simple question, yes, we all have the right to bare arms but what about the right of the rest of us not to be shot or to be reasonably certain that we can put our six year on a school bus and get them back at the end of the day. Its true. And how much more anxiety can a parent have than living with the fear that their six or sevenyearold child is not safe in school. So that has really i think made this is a whole different kind of debate. Our kids are not safe in school, our teenagers are not safe when they go to a movie theater, and there is a desire on the part of many more people to do something that makes sense. Stephanie September Welch you did something awesome as is your want to do. There is a california based biotech company, no wonder cockroaches and root canals are more popular than congress. Explain what happened. We had to pass the fiscal cliff legislation. That was really important to america. Well, at the 11th hour in a quiet room, a couple of senator were able to add a paragraph to this that had nothing to do with the fiscal cliff, it had everything to do with providing in effect an earmark for a private company for 5 million, and it exempted them from pricing regulations that had already been extended for two years, and the effect is going to add up to 500 million to the engine bottom line and here is the thing that is so astonishing. Two weeks before that happened they were in court pleading guilty and paying a fine for improper markets of another drug. So pay that fine two years later they have the highest reaches of congress basically telling the taxpayers that they are going to pay twothirds of that fine. None of us that voted on the fiscal cliff legislation had a clue that was in there. Stephanie and a couple of the senior members of the finance committee got big Campaign Contributions from am gen and its employees. Absolutely. But what im trying to do is to repeal that position. My position here is that look if amgen claim they have an argument, and they claim this is for parent benefits make that argument publicly. And lets let the other members of Congress Kick the tires and decide if it is worth it. Stephanie i agree with you. I disagree with mitt romney that these things should be done in quiet rooms. Thats true. And if people want to get involved go to my website, welshforcongress. Com. And we have a petition you can sign. And the numbers are going up on that. Stephanie terrific. Representative great stuff as always. And thanks for checking in. Well talk to you as this Gun Legislation debate moves on. Thank you so much. Thank you, stephanie. Byebye. [ applause ] stephanie there he go. Speaking of unpopular republican things House Majority leader eric canter will outline an am beneficiary somehow and probably distasteful blueprint. I understand it is pretty much the same old [ censor bleep ]. Yeah. Stephanie i was hiking with my dogs max and fred they are handsome and romantic. Stephanie yes. And i was thinking what eric canter reminds me of there are those always those little teeny tine knee dogs like eric canter is like a [ yapping. ] and then your dogs go wolf stephanie no, they dont even bother bending down. They are too small to even bother with. They are like ma. [ applause ] stephanie those little dogs they literally if they were off its leash they would kill you. Okay. Just saying. Yeah. Stephanie all right, eric okay. [ laughter ] stephanie billy in texas. Oh, god. Stephanie hi billy. Caller hey, steph. Stephanie hi caller how are you . Stephanie im good go ahead. Caller okay. I have two things the gays and the guns. Stephanie yes, gays and guns. Caller you had a lady call in earlier suggesting that they give courses and grant licenses and we have to buy insurance for our guns. Stephanie right. Caller that whole argument on the car issue was because a drivers license is considered a privilege, while the right to own a gun is a right given to us in our bill of rights. Its a right to own a gun. Stephanie its a privilege to drive its not you have a right to own a car too if you can afford it, right . Caller sure, yeah. Stephanie i won that argument and you dont even realize it yet it will take you a second and its a part of a wellregulated militia is about as outdated as stephanie right. And the privileged part comes in to being able to operate a car on public highways. Yeah. You have own a car and have it sit like a redneck. Stephanie right. You have the right to own anything in this country that is legal and you can afford. Not heroine. Stephanie that is not legal. You give me a headache in my eye. Chuck you are on the Stephanie Miller show. Hi, chuck. Caller hello. I would like to talk to you about a couple of things that it seems you guys have gotten wrong. Stephanie oh dear. Caller for one an assault weapon was not used at sandy hook. He used pistols. Stephanie it is a military assault thats the way it has been described. Military assault weapon caller well, a military assault weapon is fully automatic, while what we are being sold is a semi automatic stephanie they are all bad. The kids are dead anyway. So why are you parsing that . Stephanie i dont feel like getting into that particular argument its the same one [ banjo music ] stephanie all right. Both of them bad. He is just mad because obama is taking all of his guns away. President obama officially announced that starting jan 1st 2013 he will be waging war against the Second Amendment. The gun shows on the weekend and all of your friends tell you that obama is messing around taking all your guns baby if thats the way you see it baby, then you dont have half a mind i dont believe it youre such a nitwit heard it from a friend who heard it from a trend in who purchased 5,000 rounds and he did that without any kerry okie track. Stephanie yes. Well be right back with the waning minutes of the Stephanie Miller show. Fund your healthcare. Really . I want to have those conversations, not to be confrontational, but to understand what the other side is saying, and id like to arm our viewers with the ability to argue with their conservative uncle joe over the dinner table. [ voice of dennis ]. Safe driving bonus check . Every six months without an accident, allstate sends a check. Ok. [ voice of dennis ] silence. Are you in good hands . Rich, chewy caramel rolled up in smooth milk chocolate. Dont forget about that payroll meeting. Rolo. Get your smooth on. Also in minis. As a singer, he conquered the world but peace within his family was something he could never have. Of all the hours in all his days, these are the ones youll never forget. Announcer Stephanie Miller. You got blood on your face a big disgrace waving your banner all over the place we will we will rock you sing it we will, we will rock you stephanie uhhuh. Stephanie miller show. Jim ward, air guitar. Okay. Fiftyone minutes after the hour. Karen, steph, first of all love you guys, cant wait for april 13th when i get to see sexy liberal chicago style. [ inaudible ]. We always called it barbiturate village, downersville. Stephanie tickets just went on sale friday and we set a record of all records of history of history. [ applause ] stephanie my point is get your tickets now. I would love to call in but im working and staying on the phone for any period of time would be frowned upon in this establishment. Stephanie oh the irs agent . [ world news tonight theme ] stephanie yes. Stephanie tried to have sex with the guy investigated by the guy Stephanie Dick panic. Hello, richard panic fbi agent. [ knocking ] [ knocking ] [ knocking ] stephanie chris, steph and the mooks, when the radio world was introduced to dick panic, was dick panic a fan of pussy riot. [ buzzer ] stephanie everybody grow up for gods sakes. John kasick announced monday he will accept the Medicaid Expansion becoming the fifth republican governor to embrace the health care system. About a dozen gop governors from red states are idiots, and have you are an idiot stephanie yeah really. They are just hurting their constituents to make a point about they hate the participate. Stephanie the expansion would extend Medicaid Eligibility to up to 133 of the poverty line. And gov the full cost after 2020. Some people just cannot say yes to a good deal. Over two years, the state of ohio will have saved over 235 million over the decision to extend coverage. Kasick could help other governors like Chris Christie and scott walker who are caught between wanting to improve the lives of their constituents or be douche nozzles. Oh, im sorry. If implemented in full the Medicaid Expansion is projected to provide Insurance Coverage to some 17 million new americans over a decade. Once again bad, jim. Terrible. Stephanie but the Supreme Court ruling could substantially reduce that figure. Kasick and moody noted that ohio so they still maintain some degree of douche nozzlery. Your boyfriend chris kluwe is on the tv stephanie he is no cute. [ world news tonight theme ] stephanie remember when a geek you were when we got the white house tour. You were like is that the ha ha ha the oval office. Stephanie with the white house undergoing renovation the president may have to move into a replica of the oval office. [overlapping speakers] [ laughter ] stephanie if you missed the story because we went to a dinner party there she served hot brie and Melissa Fitzgerald had a stripper pole in her apartment, and so that is her stripper name hot brie. I told her jim always makes the same noise when you say, oh, by the way Melissa Fitzgerald is coming on today. Oooooooooh. Stephanie chris in new jersey you are on the Stephanie Miller show. Hi, chris. Caller hi, stephanie sunshine and puppies, thats you. Stephanie yay. Caller you should call it an assault weapons sales ban. Because without that you are feeding into their frenzy. Call it an assault weapons sales ban. And then it will be less opportunistic for them to say oh, they are taking my weapons. And one last point. The world is a big place, but too small not to get along. [ applause ] stephanie thank you. [ world news tonight theme ] Stephanie Lance armstrong has turned down going on dancing with the star. Charlie sheen said Lance Armstrong was kind of a douche to him when they met at a party years ago. Wow, when Charlie Sheen says you a jerk that is the douchiest level of jerk. Chris in illinois. You need to punch him up. Stephanie pardon me. Chris go ahead. Hi, chris. Hi, chris. Now you have 20 seconds, go. Caller hey, i understand the difference between pedophiles and gay people. The problem with scouting is a lot of it is done in camping