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G. Now, lets hear yours at the only online forum with a direct line to Stephanie Miller. The only thing that can save america now current television. Join the debate now. [ music ] stephanie all right, all right, all right. You got it 24 minutes after the hour 1 800 stepj12 the number toll free from where. Anybody who is a low level factor that wants to be a staffer, here he is, kal penn. Good morning. Good morning thanks for having me on kamieniecki thanks for think doing on, you are in massachusetts right now . I am. We are driving up to New Hampshire from massachusetts in pennsylvania yesterday. Doing campaigning. Stephanie i was going to say isnt the president ahead 20, 30 points in the president s home state of massachusetts. We are doing a lecture at boston college. There are a lot of great folks in the bordering states, a lot of californians encouraged tou drive into necessary nevada and folks in massachusetts drive over to New Hampshire to help us. Stephanie this is what its down to, right kal. You can read the stories we all know its about turn out and ground game at this point, right . Thats true. This is a president for whom polls have never been an accurate reflection of much of anything and part that have is when you are talking about blocks of voters who we have expanded the base with, right, a lot of young voters dont get polled they dont call dorm rooms or cell phones or women of color and these are a lot of folks that have been some of our best volunteers, driving the campaign not, you know, not because of the president but because of their own communities and lives and its been really inning spiraling and thats where we are focusing the turn out too. Stephanie i was reading a piece about how the obama team views the final stretch. And i think again their internal polling and what you just said, you know the turn out, a lot of the groupings are feeling under polled, they are feeling emboldened enough to compete in all 90 Battle Grounds, they are feeling good enough about things in all nine of them, roo its . Yeah, we are feeling very good in all of the Battle Ground states. I think the polls will continue to fluctuate, somebody will be three or four points up and down. And we are not really focusing on that. We are focusing on actually getting folks, you know, knowing what their rights are to vote. Knowing where their polling location is. Frankly the get out the vote effort the number one thing that drives people to vote and changes the minds of voters is facetoface voter contact and phone banking. Its not these ads that you see on tv. Its not the talking heads, you know, that come on cable news, it literally is Community Members talking to other Community Members and thats why this is so important. And thats why i think it can be a game changer. Stephanie thats right, we have been talking about that a lot the show. Find out what the requirements are in your state. Help talk to your neighbors friends, help make sure that they are registered, get to the polls, all of that stuffer, right . Yeah. Its true. And its also, you know, i mentioned sort of why we were in massachusetts yesterday its kind of the, you know, there are a lot of our great friends who are in solidly red or blue states we rant constantly on our facebook, but the nice thing about i think the technology that we have on the campaign is that, you know, you go to barack obama. Com you can sign up to make phone calls from your home. If you are in a solidly red state and want to call into a borderline state or Battle Ground state and give us a hand or take a trip. I know for californians and most border state folks we have plans set up you meet pimas passionate as you are everybody an hour of phone banking or a four hour shift of knock on the ground doors is a huge effort. You are right, that is what we are focusing on. Stephanie i have gotten that email since i live in california. You are useless there. Here take a bus somewhere so you can help. [laughter] stephanie kal, i was curious, i dont know if you know off the top of your head, where else is early voting . I know the president is doing very well in early voting. Ohio. Where else do they have early voting, do you know . Ohio. North carolina i believe if i am not mistaken has early voting. Florida. Floridians early voting started saturday the 27th. If you go to i think the website is gottavote. Org or gottavote. Com rather it will tell you if your state has early vote. Stephanie well put a link up on stephaniemiller do the do come. Stephaniemiller. Com. Very exciting the colin powell endorsed the president. I dont know how anybody couldnt have after the debate. I agree. The president was clearly so well versed and made the case for why, you know, as commanderinchief hes done a tremendous job bringing our troops home from iraq and going after bin lad en. Just such a nuanced conversation in contrast with some of what governor ram any was trying to do there. And i think mr. Powell has what i looked about his endorsement it was focusing on National Security which was his bail i wick. He and his wife have an Education Foundation that the president has been really active on education powell talked about that and immigration and the environment and energy as a big reason why and thats are the things that i think nay a days, 13 days before the election, thats the stuff that sometimes gets forgotten. Its what we are thinking about with the environment what will happen to Immigration Reform when congress started dragging its feet and how has the president continued to stand strong and powells endorsement talks about that. Stephanie hitting a hard break, thanks so much. And thanks for your good workout there. Thanks so much. Stephanie there he is he goes kal pen. Right back in marcy next on the Stephanie Miller show. 29 minutes after the hour. Speaking of jobs in the economy well talk to Representative Henry Cuellar from the great to miss my show is if thats the only time you can get to a polling place. Make sure that voting is your day. Besides, you can always dvr my show. You really cant dvr the future of the country. To help you make informed decisions, watch current tvs politically direct lineup. Only on current tv. So vote and vote smart. [ music ] announcer Stephanie Miller. Relax. This is just temporary. Like lesbianism at womens colleges. [ laughing ] stephanie this is the Stephanie Miller. 1800steph12. Representative Henry Cuellar joins us from the great state of texas, one of our close personal friends. Good morning. Caller good morning. Stephanie im doing good. Were talking about jobs, public sector, private sector, the economy. Stephanie what the. What the. Nice. Stephanie tickets going fast. I will be it will be a sale out. It will be, its exciting. We really launched Stephanie Miller comedy experience way back in march of 2010 when we did a little show at nprs green space. Very near my old apartment and now very near my new apartment. Stephanie like the blob its going to be ease oozing out of the theater. The Rolling Stones on the space. Stephanie somebody say crosby stills the other night and sent the billboard. That was me who sent that. Stephanie oh, thats right. I knew it was someone i knew. You dont Pay Attention. Stephanie you sent me the one at Madison Square garden which was equally cool. I was post on the ground facebook about the marquee. It really looks cool. And you can see the name up there with all of us. Its going to be a great great great show. Lady. Sexy liberal paluzza. I live in the neighborhood so going walk to work for the first time. You guys have to fly and i get to walk. Stephanie and i get to meet the giant chatty baby. You neat the baby. Stephanie yeah. A giant baby. Its massive. Stephanie is he chatty . Yes every time im on the phone he does. Hes a radio talk show host, getting hill ready for the tour. He wont shut up. I will put him on pierce morgan, hes great. [laughter] stephanie you are finally going to meet my son, i am thrilled. Cool, because my mom is moving to asheville where your mom is nearby. Stephanie i am telling you one degree of sexy liberal separation. Stocking you and your mom. Stephanie thank you. My mom wants it. Jim in columbus, you are on the Stephanie Miller show. Hi, jim. Hi, how are you doing today . Stephanie good. Good. Go ahead. Okay. A couple of things, the first is that stamps on absentee ballots in ohio in franklin county, they put a little blush on the blurb on the ballot itself you have to pay 65 cents even though it looks like a regular forever stamp size. And the problem is the democrats have asked john houston to put on the envelope that you needed to pay 65 cents. Well, my wife knows both a lawyer and somebody with an mba who sent it in with regular postage. The post office has agreed to deliver them all but currently you pretty much have to call in youryourself and say hey did my vote get counted. Yourself you have to do it it. This is what romneys devils in it the details. Stephanie yeah. Well listen, here are some context for yall it is important. We were just talking to kal penn on the pam caneon campaign trail. They lost the ballot box of course the republicans in many of these states. They are not can quitters, its not going to stop them. Stephanie kind of sore losers, voters in critical swing states are being inundated with messages meant to discourage them from voting we have had listeners call. Pay attention residence in florida, virginia are receiving mysterious calls telling them to vote by phone instead of going to the polls. That would be incorrect. Florida mass mailing of fake letters questioning their citizenship s letter written on fake letterhead. Telling recipients to fill out voter eligibility form with their Social Security information, florida drivers license and addresses. The letters claim the recipient must send the form to the supervisor of election within 15 days or be purged. They are mimicking the actual purge letters that scott tried to send out and was roundly vlad down. Billboards warning that voter fraud is a felony popped up in predominantly africanamerican and latino neighborhoods. Prison sentence for voter fraud. Likely targeting former felons that have a right to vote. Clear channel, we are sitting in a Clear Channel studio. They announced that they would take down the billboards after the sponsor refuse today come forward. The company is donating 10 billboards declare voting is a right, not a crime. Thats good. Nice. Stephanie the judge ruled, pennsylvania we had a call yesterday, chris the judge ruled pennsylvania voters without photo i. D. Could still cast a regular ballot. State sponsored ads have continued to tell residents they must show i. D. They are ads are on radio and it. V. And mailed to seniors via a precipitation trouble program. Billboard targeting spanish speakers continues to misleadingly promote the i. D. Requirement. And we have talked about this a lot. Several excuse me, present ceos are pressuring their employees to vote for romney saying they may lose their job in obama is elected. Thats courtesy of Citizens United. Is that legal . Yes, thanks to Citizens United that is legal. Workers have reported being pressured to vote, donate and attend romney rallies by their bosses. Oh, god. Stephanie Pay Attention to that. People. I hope there is a big backlash, you boss man vote for obama. I would ask any republican out there name one time in your career where you have supported lake or against management and see who save it. If mitt romney has ever done it is. Stephanie right. Thats what we are looking at its they talk a good game, wall street owns them. Social conservatives need to know without street doesnt kara abortion or gay marriage. Wall sprite likes it. They tell conservatives what they want to hear their only agenda is cutting tax for his wealthy people and deregulation the end. Stephanie you are on with john hi. Hi. Stephanie. Stephanie hi. How are you this morning . Stephanie good, go ahead. I wanted to say that [inaudible] is a fool. Hes a fool and a racist. And it proves that any fool with money can say anything they want to say. Just because donald trump hugs mimi from the real housewives, Oprah Winfrey and Wendy Williams does not make him a race i felt. My great great grandfather hugged my great greatgrandmother at night and he had slaves. What does that make him . Stephanie yeah. Yeah. Stephanie okay and. My great grandfather was a k. K. K. Who hugged my greatgrandmother at night. And he was definitely a racist. So it doesnt mean a thing. But you should listen to the colbert report last night and the jon stewart report. Stephanie all right. It was so funny. Stephanie thank you. Jenny in georgia was going to talk about that. What did colbert do, i didnt see it . Oh, my gosh. I have never seen him, you could tell that he was very outraged by donald trump. And he just went for broke and it was amazing. You gotta pull it up. Stephanie i believe we have it all right. A clip on it. Stephanie here it is. Mr. Trump, i will write you a check for 1 million from colberts super pack, you know ive got it, to the charity of your choice, anything, save the children feed the children, put the children on child apprentice whatever, 1 million actual dollars if you will let me dip my balls in your mouth. [applause] stephanie wow. Wow. Did you know that was coming . No, i did not. Stephanie wow. All right. Apparently they can say it on tv but not on the radio. Stephanie we didnt have time to prescreen that. All right. Daniel in seattle. You are on the Stephanie Miller show. Hi daniel. Good morning. Stephanie good morning. Hi, boys, hello john. Good morning. Stephanie hello. Well, i thought it was actually pretty funny because i have seen the sexy little comedy tour on current tv. Stephanie yeah. The oh, the documentary . Yeah. Stephanie okay good. And i have seen so many on line current. Com. Thank you. Right. And i thought it was so appropriate with your tshirt you are wearing this morning. Stephanie yes. That i mention that the other night on the last word with Lawrence Odonnell d. L. How longly was on and they were talking about the whole Richard Murdoch thing. And d. L. Aally quoted you on the sexy liberal comedy door. Stephanie really . He said the Republican Party believes in governor so small its considered a womens vagina. Stephanie did he say as Stephanie Miller said on the come at this door . No. Stephanie no, he didnt. I havent gotten a response but i tweeted him and said steply already said that. Stephanie thats all right. Jim is still waiting for his checks from various writers. All right. Lets go to jack in massachusetts. You are on with john. Hey, jack. Hi, stephanie. Stephanie hi. First of all i remember your dad and Barry Goldwater and i have a few comments, i am nervous because i am new. Stephanie oh, dont be. Thank got for current tv. You used to be on here in boston send rate kated but they replaced you with Rush Limbaugh. Stephanie i know, there is not enough right wing radio in the country. I wanted to say two things, first of all being from boston, mass, and i live right around the corner from the state house i just think that mitt romney himself personally, he turned around and he cut the police jobs, he cut the firemen he cut people in the hospitals medicaid medicare, and mass health here in massachusetts we have. And i was ones rail wondering what your dad would think about him . Donald trump oughta take that money of his and buy himself a new wig. Thank you stephanie. Stephanie he did very well for his first time. Oh, very good. You know, we are not saying donald trump zip a bigot. Not that he hates all black people. He reinforces negative stereo types which makes him a racist. I am not a biggest i i am a huge it. Stephanie Elizabeth Warren has opened up a sixpoint lead. Check it out. Senator. Stephanie good news for the industry of hands knowledging which she can go back to. And patent pink leather short making. Thank god for his thick wrist in that photo. Stephanie what . It hit scott browns entire agenda. His best times are in front of sim kamieniecki we dont more thursdays with john on the Stephanie Miller show. Damn it jim you made me snark on my keyboard again. Its the Stephanie Miller show. Now find the most hard core driver in america. That guy, put him in it. Whats this . [ male announcer ] tell him hes about to find out. Youre about to find out. [ male announcer ] test it. Highlight the european chassis 6 speed manual, dual exhaust wide stance, clean lines have him floor it, spin it punch it, drift it put it through its paces is he happy . Oh ya, hes happy [ male announcer ] and thats how you test your car for fun. Easy. Nah, hes probably got. [ dennis voice ] allstate. They can bundle all your policies together. Lot of paperwork. Actually. [ dennis voice ] an allstate agent can help do the switching and paperwork for you. 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Sarah palin had time to call the president a shuck and jiving liar, but didnt call ann coulter out for calling the president a retard as she normally does, because she does that all the time when its somebody that when its rom emanuel she does it, she has a backup list she has to call out Rush Limbaugh for doing it a couple of years ago. Shell get to it. Stephanie i am sure she will get to that. Shes really outrage bide that. Stephanie yes, i am sure she is. The president on the campaign trail. There are some folks in this crowd who have probably been following me since i was running for the United States senate. And you know what, you can take a videotape of things i said 10 years ago, 12 years ago. And you would say, man, this is the same guy. He has the same values. Cares about the same people. Doesnt forget where he came from. Yeah. Knows who he is fighting for. Stephanie uhhuh. Yes. As compared to, i think we get the point. Uhhuh. Stephanie president obama has gained another point in the daily gallop poll thats the one that was freaking everyone out. Hes trailing mitt romney by three points. As we were just talking to kal penn i read a good synopsis of how the obama team views the final stretch and he said that. To compete for the final two weeks in all nine of the Battle Ground and there is a poll in virginia. Thats up in. Now up five points over romney. So stephanie wow. Yeah. Stephanie florida, North Carolina virginia, south, New Hampshire, iowa, ohio and wisconsin, nevada and colorado, obama he on visuals said five officials said five standout. They werent even talking about virginia. Democrats believe the combination of current leads in polling and early voting makes their chances of winning even greater there than any of the other four. All of the major polling shows obama with a small lead in all of those five states and you were saying thats just in this morning the virginia. Thats right. Stephanie gollum shows obamas Approval Rating up to 53 . Last the National Polls or tied and probably will be i would assume until you know, nevada i dont think makes much difference. Up until romneys son count the votes on his machine. Stephanie hey. Bill clinton heavily deployed in the final stretch. Hes seen by swing state voters as kind of a referee anything figueroa on the economy. The new ad is great. Really great ad. Stephanie early voting underway, more decembers than republicans have voted in iowa, North Carolina, and never them. In ohio more votes cast for obama than for republican ones, the obama team believes the early voting foreshadows the diverse electorate. Twothirds voting earlier well, young or minorities. Voting has gone up most in latinos and africanamericans the one that i had is up five. Is that the one you have seen in ohio . Yes. Stephanie and that was before mondays debate. Yes. Stephanie thats a little synopsis as they sigh in the polling business. Okay. Lets go to maureen in maryland. You are on with john. Hey, maureen. Caller hi, stephanie. Stephanie hi. Caller thank you so much for a great show. Stephanie thank you. Caller i just started watching recently. I think its a great show. I hope you continue after the election. Stephanie why, what have you heard . Caller no, i just definitely want to say thank you for something that we really need on the airwaves both radio and tv. But i have a word that i want to say to both moderates and maybe the few undecide voters on you want there. I just want to say vote that you are considering for mitt romney, you have to rule look at what that vote means. That vote means that you are voting for a man who we really dont know where he stands in a variety of issues, that man is going to be looking to be reelected in four years. If he will say or do anything to get elected the first time, you can imagine what he will do when he wants to be reelected. I cant imagine. Hes going to have to meet the demands of the far right in some way, shape or form if he wants to get reelected. The far right will cut him loose after the fiscal cliff. They will disown him. If he becomes president the far right will disown him by valentines debuts of the comprises any president will have to make because of the fiscal cliff. More despised than bush. Stephanie john how do you think this Richard Murdoch thing will play out. Most women i nor or talk, to they were already so outraged. This is just a i think its unbelievable. That its its not just one guy now, its not todd ache inning, its paul ryans sponsored legislation. Its not now its Richard Murdoch and this is the only ad romney has done this cycle is for Richard Murdoch. Yep. And again, you had dick luger a republican who was not really moderate hes really conservative and hes been in office many, many years but this is the tea party and the tea party ran these purity tests and knocked out dick luger put murdoch in, luger endorsed him but has done no campaigning for him, despises him, you are seeing the Identity Party eating the Republican Party. This is why compromise is important. We may hate it but look what happens when you have these purity tests tests and it takes over. It will work as well as the democratic parties exploits it, what i want to know is why would the liberal Corporate Media that makes barack obama account for bill writhe, wright for the guy he stood next to at starbucks, he has to take account for everyone he has been pen pals with, no one is get on the ground romneys case about murdoch or Donald Trumps racism i want to see romney held to the same standard as the president. Stephanie thank you. I am here. Stephanie and you are a helper. Speaking of helpers, this is brought to you by thanks, jim, thank you for Pay Attention. Okay. I didnt realize we were doing it just before the top of the hour. Stephanie okay. The Stephanie Miller show is brought to you by the last open road. Where is the last open road . What is the last open road . Have you traveled the last open road . Go to lastopenroot do the onroad. Com. Stephanie John Fugelsang tomorrow night in morning and. And tonight on viewpoint with elliot spitzer. Here on current tv. Stephanie thank you, honey. See you soon. See you soon. Stephanie lets go real quick, sidney in michigan you are on the the Stephanie Miller show. Hi stephanie. Caller hey. This benghazi thing, this is the same technique that the other side has used with the socalled climate gate. They pick one email to drive an accusation. Stephanie right. Caller and here is the thing, after 9 11, we heard that it was the palestinians that did it. We heard that it was iran that did it. And then god knows we heard that it was Sadam Hussein that did it. Stephanie remember how when it was the worst security failure we had ever had in america and we were not allowed to polight size that or mention it in any way that that happened on, you know the bush administrations watch. But this apparently. We had to cheer within now smear one, thats the rules republicans said so. Stephanie oh, i still hear that voice, i was towing get you go to work early. See you saturday neat in new york city. 58 minutes after the hour right back on the Stephanie Miller show. Stephanie we need to get rid im going to be on with the governor tomorrow night. She is awesome. Well be right back on the Stephanie Miller show. [ theme music ] stephanie oh hello, current tv hand. Here we go. Oh, we have comedian extrordanaire joining us live in studio. Thats right. Stephanie and its mudcat day. Jacki schechner . Yes. Stephanie we had this latest rapy republican guy, Richard Mourdock, and i saw a poll that showed that the gender gap had disappeared, and that the president was even with mitt romney. Is this possible . No. It gives more evidence for my statement that i dont believe in these polls. You have to use your common sense at some point. Stephanie right. I saw another poll yesterday that was the opposite that the gender gap has totally opened up again. It just depends on what you read. So i dont think you can trust any of them. I do believe in the early voting advantage in ohio, ill give you that. Stephanie all right. Here she is. Good morning, president obama spoke earlier this morning. He reminded the crowd in tampa of all he has obtained in his first term. And drew a clear distinction between himself and republicans, especially mitt romney. What missions women can and cant do. Obama women could have making their own health care decisions, thats why the Health Care Law we past put those choices in your hands. Thats where it belongs. Mitt romneys ad for Richard Mourdock continues to air in indiana, and romney continues to endorse the man who said that even when life begins with rape its part of gods plan. The Obama Campaign is pushing romney to fully disown Richard Mourdock but now is pointing out that paul ryan holds the same views. I have always adopted the idea that the method of conception doesnt change the definition of life. Romneys solution is to promote the extremism. Condoleezza rice also speaking out in support of romney and ryan. Calling the war on women, hyperbolic, but john mccain is stepping away from the party and says he will not support Richard Mourdock until he apologizes. Stance on the issues that matter to you. To help you make informed decisions, watch current tvs politically direct lineup. Only on current tv. 8 informed electorate. 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And the Stephanie Miller show is brought to you in part by our friend burt leavy and other novels. Have you traveled the last open road . Stephanie i have a distinct hate letter. From noah in new york. Subject line you little [ censor bleep ] go [ censor bleep ] off. [ applause ] stephanie and its a tword. A tw word. Stephanie oh technical womens alert team. [ laughter ] thats good coffee. Stephanie coffee with Carlos Alazraqui. Ill have a kenya cup. Stephanie look at that cute rocco shirt you are wearing . Yes i just wanted to know that rocco is voting for president obama, even though he is australian my kenyan friends. Stephanie michael rights ill donate a hundred dollars if mitt romney releases his tax returns. 5 million to the charity of his choice hey, i let the black guy win last year right . And then Stephanie Miller took over. Stephanie there you go. He gives his pass port application what what president ever here he is. If barack obama opens up and gives his College Records and applications, and if he gives his passport applications and records, i will give to a charity of his choice a check immediately for 5 million. Stephanie oh my god. Wow. What why doesnt he just give it anyway. Stephanie what a joke. [ explosion ] stephanie seriously . People just need to and if that doesnt work im going to hold his children hostage. Stephanie he is just a complete joke. Hate to trick or treat at his house, if you give me your address and prove to me that you are from this neighborhood i will give you 5 million pieces of candy. And not the cheap crap. What an idiot. Stephanie all right. The president yesterday. Here he is. Obama i havent finished all of the work that we set out to do back in 2008 but i have fought for you every single day that i have held this office. [ cheers and applause ] stephanie a lot of the polling news this morning [ world news tonight theme ] Stephanie Linda mcmahon has slipped in connecticut. Chris murphy the democrat has pulled away by six points. I believe she is being clothe lined. Stephanie she learned this in the last campaign the more they see, the less they like of her. Uhhuh. Wrestling doesnt win everything. Stephanie exactly. Exactly. Or you know, i doesnt matter how rich you are if you are the rich douchy candidate. How do you handle it . They mocked his appearance on the stage doing what was billed as a foolish impromptu monologue between an old man and a chair. What they didnt know it was the greatest form of mass hypnosis in history. Mitt romney is the most wonderfulest i have ever seen in my life. [ mocking laughter ] what was their plan . Why dont you pass the time by checking your swiss bank account. I must kill the queen. [ mocking laughter ] the rich douchian candidate, with Frank Sinatra becoming more and more aware that something isnt right. He is impossible to like. Even his most beloved was involved in the plot. He has given you all you people need to know. The race at 47 . The rich douchian candidate. Rated pg for pretty gullible. Starts today. Stephanie he. Thank you Rocky Mountain mike. How about that debate . I loved the bayonet comment that has been obviously taken out of context. See you idiot there are people on horses in afghanistan. Thats why we went to iraq weapons of mass destruction with bayonets and horses. [ laughter ] stephanie and little eddie munster, he was on with nora odonnell, and he said he doesnt understand the horses and bayonets line. He said to compare modern american battleships and bayonets and horses i dont understand the comparison. They have hot air balloons and water balloons. Stephanie we have to have Strong Military to keep peace. The quantity and quality of ships we have. Stephanie it dropped under george bush these are all the aircraft carriers in the world. Thats are ours. We have like 16 to one. Stephanie you are such a dork that you carry that around with you. Now if you are playing battleship and you post them diagonally it is impossible to get hit three games in a row. Stephanie all right. Lets go to our friend karl. So inviting to me Frisch Stephanie good morning karl frisch. Good morning, im on the show to today to talk about my new film [ inaudible ]. [ circus music ] [ laughter ] stephanie lets dive into the rightwing world. By the way how is dexter you took him in to get fixed . [ no audio ] stephanie oh it will be okay. [ laughter ] stephanie all right. Sean hannity, oh apparently were scared about donald trump. Donald trump comes without a challenge of melting down for 5 million, think about this president obama can redistribute Donald Trumps money. College transcripts. Passport done. Why wouldnt the president do this . Yeah. Ill set it up. And then you follow with this. What is remarkable here is that we that anybody fell for this in the first place. Stephanie yeah. This is all about once again underscoring the fact that oh, you know we have a black president. They dont believe he got into college on his own, you know grades. They think he is an affirmative action pick and they think he has had some weird travel around the world with communists and socialists, and he didnt use his real name and right Social Security number. These people are bonkers, and next time orly is on the show she can fill you in on the pass port information. Stephanie yeah. He got bipartisan scoring yesterday. His name as far as the Entertainment Industry is dropping so fast that i would not be surprised if next years Celebrity Apprentice he was oun of the contestants. Im fired. [ world news tonight theme ] Stephanie Andrew dice clay just turned him down for celebrity appearance because hes doing a woody allen film. Hickory, dickry dock donald trump is a crock. Andrew dice clay is doing a wood eye allen film . Yes. He needed the money. A love scene with that brilliant comedian scarlett johansson. Andrew dice clay is too classy for donald trump now. At certain points we have to ask why we allow him to raise his head. And who really has to answer that question is the folks at msnbc, because they have a contract with him, and he is always there to spread his filthth first. Stephanie yep. Thats a good idea. I like that new strategy. We only talk to him on groundhog day. He raises his toupee with sonny and cher at the microphone. Stephanie yeah we should play that sonny and cher song every time he talks. I got you obama. And to risk just underscoring once again. Nobody is asking for mitt romneys College Records or tax tell me what you think is more important to the American People . Mitt romneys tax returns, which would span the last ten years, or barack Obama College transcripts which would be 20 years ago. Stephanie yeah, oh he got a b in philosophy. He is hugely disqualified. Huge Stephanie Karl frisch remains in the side car. And dexter would be in the other side car but he is having nonelective surgery. Stephanie be right back with more rightwing world on the Stephanie Miller show. Can you absolutely positively guarantee that it will give me an orgasm . Yeah. Announcer its the Stephanie Miller show. . D vo always outspoken, now unleashed. Joy behar. On my next show, actress, activist, and flyest of the fly girls, rosie perez, generates so much heat, al gore will have to look into it. Hey, i got you announcer Stephanie Miller. Babe i got announcer Stephanie Miller. Babe stephanie that would be funny if rick overton were here again. He was here yesterday. And he was in on groundhog day. Dont drive angry. Dont drive angry stephanie it is the Stephanie Miller show. Twentytwo minutes after the hour. Karl frisch joins us for rightwing world. Dont you love how fox news covers bad news for republicans. Do they cover bad news for republicans . Stephanie the whole rich rip controversy, they didnt cover that. They did finally yesterday for two minutes. Do you know how many rape and rape babies god can make in that am of time. Stephanie oh karl louise. [ wah wah ] think about exactly what mur downing was saying. He is saying you have no need to ever consider abortion, you should thank your lucky stars that god gave you a baby. Stephanie yeah, i find this the most deeply offensive thing. It is really almost like you get winded when you hear it. John mccain has threatened to pull his endorsement from this guy unless he apologizes. I dont know how you apologize or say you misspoke when you underscored it right after the debate. How many other things could could god have intended by murdochs account . You lie between my wives legs, you know how that baby was reared and it reeks of some weird twisted christopher walkin speech in pulp fiction. But all of this talk about whether women can have an abortion if they are raped, is the fact that rich women are completely unaffected by what happens. Mummy has a bump and i have to take care of it before the christmas party. Yes and working class women too. No matter if abortion is legal or illegal, the abortion rates dont decline per se. What does happen is if its illegal the number of women who die as a result of getting an abortion increasing dramatically because most women, except for those privileged few dont have access to a doctor or a Clean Environment where they can have the procedure done. Stephanie yep. This is about womens lives more than anything. You also had the congressman who said you dont need abortions for rape of the mother because technology can take care of that. Stephanie exactly. Barry gibsons on fox news. This would be a sweep, right. So the markets i think would take off for a couple of reasons businesses would be happy because they like romneys plans to cut taxes and slash regulations. And singleparty control makes it more likely that we would get a deal. Would it be a deal . Stephanie so the stock market has doubled under president obama, but it would really take off under romney. The stock market has doubled under obama because people are so excited to get rid of him. Stephanie yeah right. David limbaugh rushs brother. Lib rals only say he didnt apologize. He said the same thing. America is dismissive and derisive is that an apology or not. The pig doesnt poop far from the trough. I posted this on facebook and al pretty much said the same thing, when you are critical of your parents it is a point of fact that you love them enough to say here are the things that mommy and daddy can do better. Momny and daddy are alcoholics and they beat each other sometimes and have cheated on each other but they can make this work. Thats not an apology. That doesnt mean we love the country less, and if you are a liberal it doesnt mean you are less patriotic. There would be a lot less apologizing to do if mitt romney would give up his pass port and stop traveling. Steve doocy. He never said im sorry, so it was not an apology tour. Did he say the word apology, no. But maybe those guys had never heard what a metaphor was, but when we saw those words in combination to the president bowing down to the audi leader he stuck his tongue down jim here is my favorite. [ jeopardy theme music ] stephanie declaring something an act of ter for does not necessarily mean you are declaring at it terrorist attack. Steve dooffy. Stephanie no megan carlson. Fox news is to television what blank is to toilet. Oh, match game. [ jeopardy theme music ] jean rayburn. I said apartheid. Stephanie oh, no dueling Charles Nelson rileys. Karl our best to dexter who is getting fixed this weekend. Thank you. And ill see you in new york. Stephanie yes, and mitt romney has gotten through an entire campaign with a set of nads, so im sure dexter will be fine. Thank you. Stephanie more coffee with carlos next on the Stephanie Miller show. An informed electorate. Our countrys future depends on you. To help you make informed decisions, watch current tvs politically direct lineup. Only on current tv. Take the time to learn about the issues. Dont just vote, vote smart. I know what you are thinking. Who is this jerk . Well, this jerk was announcer Stephanie Miller. A legend. Very big in the 80s. [ laughter ] stephanie not really. Coffee with Carlos Alazraqui. Im here i just want to say to the ladies of murdochs district done worry, well send you home with a gift of precious the movie. [ buzzer ] stephanie they are running for president of ohio so far at this point. Marcy who is going to be president of ohio. It looks like president obama from the perch im sitting from. Stephanie he is up by 7. Yes, and it may be more than that when it is all said and done. Stephanie i get the impression that people of ohio dont like being insulted by mitt romney telling him he was against the auto bailout. The Automotive Industry represents one of eight jobs in ohio and thats more than perhaps any other state except michigan. And everything from steel to electronics to machine tool componentry, glass all of these related industries, so i thought the president said it right in the debate when he said mitt romney would let the firms go bankrupt, period, and the president wanted to save the jobs, and save the industrial capacity of this country. I thought that became very clear during the second debate. Stephanie yeah, by the way this Foreign Policy debate. Like i say when you see the immediate polls showing the president won by 30 points thats about how i saw it, didnt you . I thought the president was exceptional in the third debate and the idea that mitt romney wouldnt have scenes that our military is ultimately mobile now was astounding and that we can reposition because we have so many ships, we have capabilities to move equipment as well as arsenal everywhere and so it it was an odd moment during the debate. I just thought he seemed unable to recoup on that question. I thought the president was terrific. Stephanie and thank god he was so good on geography as to where iran and syria are positioned in the world. [ laughter ] stephanie the idea of him as commander in chief was watching that debait was terrifying to me to be honest. He didnt seem to have a sense that our military is so powerful literally we have the power to eliminate life anywhere on the planet, and it is an awesome power that we have to use very, very judiciously, and we cant be a country full of [ inaudible ] but we have to defend our borders and interests, and there is no one that questions the power of our military, or the ability to be extraordinarily mobile, and agile wherever they are. And what has happened with technology, we have got a lot of highaltitude research thats being done that moves us to a different type of a defense posture globally. I didnt hear a whole lot about that from governor romney, i think the president having been involved intimately with some of the decisions he has had to make as president has the experience and the sense of judgment and restraint thats necessary at this point in history. Stephanie and i think thats why the coal colin powell endorsement is very powerful. Yes. I have Great Respect for colin powell. I think it harmed our military and i think history will show that, but he is the ultimate patriot, and i think to have his endorsement president obama maybe that will make it ten points in ohio. Stephanie it seems like one of the other things to me resinating in ohio is bain capital. The president makes a strong says when he says you are the last person that should be talking about getting tough on china. It just doesnt pass the laugh test, right . He has outsourced jobs everywhere. I have been taking a woman across my district who was outsourced by bain capital when it bought a Company Called dave medical. And 1700 jobs were sent to europe in that case as opposed to being here in the United States. He destroyed he drove into bankruptcy a great company. Theres a book written about barbarians at the gate and this kind of vulture capitalism. Theres one question that nobody asked, none of those reporters, and it still unanswered and that is bain capital was formed in boston in 1984 and mitt romney apparently got 37 million from a number of latin america investors, including alsalvador, and secret Bank Accounts in panama. Who were those investors exactly . And are they still invested . He mentioned latin america during the debate. What is bain capitals interest in latin america. Going all the way back to 1984. Stephanie uhhuh. And finally representative how is the Richard Mourdock controversy resinating with ohio women, because it didnt seem like it is just another blow in this war against women that they have been waging i think. I think women are take their hand to their head and going unbelievable. This is incredible. Its astonishing. Where do these people live . Did they just come out from under a rock . The country has moved forward stephanie and he doesnt even seem to understand how deeply offensive what he said is to women. He said you are twisting my words. I stand by what i said. I mean, its hard to explain how horrible it is to say if you have been raped thats what god intended. It shows how completely out of touch he is and thats why representative joe donly is going to win in the senate win the senate in indiana, because you know what, there are a lot of good people in indiana, they are not as backward as that man is. And he by saying that i think he harmed indianas reputation stephanie yeah. And indiana is a lot better than that. They have a great Childrens Museum the indianapolis 500 stephanie i saw hoosiers and anything that gene hackman is in he needs to make another movie to redeeply offensive indiana. I have a friend who is a Congress Woman for many, many years. She farms in indiana. There are a lot of good people in indiana. And he shamed them. Stephanie yep absolutely. Representative marcy kaptur thank you so much for calling from the swingiest of swing states. Thank you, stephanie. [ applause ] stephanie all right. Lets take a quick one here. Ed in albuquerque. Hello, ed . Caller yes . Stephanie hello, ed. Caller im a real liberal, i have been watching you since you first came on current. Am a biggal gore fan, but i have a big bone to pick with you guys from yesterdays show. I think you and chris owe all of the listeners, the president and Michelle Obama a big apology for what you mistakenly thought that stupid donald was going to come out and say, that was something personal, and you saw how little stephanie ed everybody was talking about it yes, it was being reported it as a rumor everywhere caller im a news junky i didnt here that stephanie we were saying even if it were true, which it probably wasnt it is so irrelevant as to be laughable and it has been reported else where a couple of years ago. Stephanie yeah. Caller i just thought i mean its just being played by that idiot you saw how little that information was, it was nothing stephanie the best thing that can be said is if you were anywhere on social media yesterday, he got bipartisan scorned. I have to even wonder even fox is going to have him on because he he made them look like idiots. Yeah. Stephanie its like really are you going to hype another big trump yet another huge announcement. Stephanie its self promotion. Im a huge ahole. And its not like we reported it as fact. Here is what people are saying on social media. Ill give obama 5 million 1 million. Stephanie exactly. Lets finish up rightwing world. Steven moore on fox news. We have this Free Enterprise system. It guarantees that everyone has the opportunity to get rich. And i think my motivation for writing the book is im really worried with what were doing with the Free Enterprise system. We have kind of abandoned that, and jenna model, that is the europe model. It is not because of that. What a moron. Stephanie i dont how can you write an entire book on a premise that is so incorrect. Our Corporate Tax rates are at an alltime low. Sitting on mounds of cash. Stephanie the stock market has doubled where it was when obama took office. Socialist. Protecting the environment and taxing rich people thats not heard of. Thats socialism. Stephanie who wants some rightwing comedy from Dennis Miller . I thought it was a great debate. I thought romney oring straighted a threeact arc there. I would remind everybody, all four debates the dem has more time than the republican, i am saying, though, this all four debates they had more time and i sometimes wish president obama was as aggress wif the abab world as he is with americans who disagree with him. Bin laden is dead gadhafi is dead what an idiot. Does Dennis Miller think that iran is part of the arab world. [ baby crying ] stephanie he got more time. That was a lot of whining. My career is over why is bill maher on tv . Because they are funny and you are not. Sorry, dennis. Wa, wa. Stephanie all right. Fortysix minutes after the hour we gets more time than i do. Because he built it. Makes me sick in a wonderful, wonderful way. Announcer its the Stephanie Miller show. What we need are people prepared for the careers of our new economy. By 2025 we could have 20 million jobs without enough College Graduates to fill them. Thats why at Devry University were teaming up with Companies Like cisco to help make sure everyone is ready with the knowhow we need for a new tomorrow. [ male announcer ] make sure americas ready. Make sure youre ready. At devry. Edu knowhow. Announcer Stephanie Miller. I got the world i need a lover that wont drive me crazy i need a lover that wont drive me mad stephanie this hour brought to you by gotomeeting. Com. Try it free for 45 days click on the try it free button and enter the promo code stephanie. Carlos alazraqui . I found as far gone as the tea party are, and zealots are gone, Michael Richards could planet just right and be a tea party god, and be famous again. Thats true. Stephanie although i have say the tea party, michele bachmann, Joe Walsh Steve King all are really really struggling. By the way [ world news tonight theme ] stephanie this Richard Mourdock controversy, he is the latest rapy comment republican. He is the latest akin. He has akinized. Stephanie a man charged with over two dozen charges of rape was found today after committing suicide. He planned parties for republicans including mitt romney. Peterson was arrested in july and charged with 25 counts of sexual abuse sodomy rape and kidnapping. He met the women through an Online Dating service for mormons. Wow. How far with they going to go with rape. Life begins when i masturbate to your picture. Stephanie oh, carlos. [ laughter ] stephanie the president on the campaign trail. President obama on the campaign trail. Obama we always knew this was going to be a close race from the start. And we have a lead right now that we have maintained throughout this campaign, and we are just going to continue to drive home the message that there are two fundamentally different choices in this election about where we take the country. [ world news tonight theme ] Stephanie Glenn beck says he thinks god guided romney to lose the final debate. That explains it. Stephanie giving you the wrong information. Iran does not border the sea, no, it does not. Glenn beck says mitt romney lost because he was being guided by god to be less contentious and agree with obama. Im so glad that mitt agrees with obama, no really, why vote . Tuesday he said i believe he is being guided and feels it is important to be less contentious, it may be that he is doing exactly what the lord wants him to do right now. Whereas obama was being guided by satan to lie and interrupt. [ roaring ] [ mysterious music ] because satan and god with both men, sorry. Stephanie the president on the campaign trail. Obama this is about two different visions for the country and how we are going to make sure that every Single Person in america who is willing to work hard is going to have a shot at a better life. Stephanie did you see him on the tonight show. He did the serious and the funny. Let me make a very serious proposition. Rape is rape. It is a crime. The second thing this underscores, though, this exactly why you dont want a bunch of politicians, mostly male making decisions about Womens Health care decisions. [ cheers and applause ] stephanie thank you. There you go. Sounds like the women hated him. Stephanie exactly. And then he brought the funny about donald trump. This all dates back to when we were growing up together in kenya. [ laughter ] i got to give you that one. I got to give you that one. Obama we had constant run ins on the soccer field. [ laughter ] obama he wasnt very good. Yeah. Stephanie mary in atlanta, you are on the Stephanie Miller show. Hi, mar. Caller good morning, stephanie. I was calling you covered like 15 things since i have been on hold stephanie im sorry. Caller no, you are good. But i wanted to talk about romneys mormonism. I dont think the press has done anything with it. If we had a say a Catholic Bishop running, perhaps a baptist minister, a monk from the church. He is in the position of a bishop, and no one touches what it is that they believe in and the little bit i have been doing studying it, it is scary. We would also one of our one of the democrats great leaders harry reid is also a member of the lds church. Caller uhhuh. Stephanie are you referring to the white horse prophesy buzz that was freak me out. Caller we have someone who has pledged to mormonism over everything. And harry reid has had to do the same thing. Stephanie yeah, but he is not going to be president. The white horse prophesy that freaks me out. Have you reader about that . Stephanie no, but i read an article on Rolling Stone where they give 10 to distribute to the less fortunate in the church. It is okay when you do it through the church but somehow not through the government. Stephanie and i dont know why they think that counts as taxes. And they wont show us. But tell me about the white horse prophesy after the break. Stephanie i will. 58 minutes after the hour. Right back on the Stephanie Miller show. Im going to be on with the governor tomorrow night. She is awesome. Well be right back on the Stephanie Miller show. [ theme music ] stephanie hello, current tv world. Jacki schechner, bff . Yes. Stephanie im feeling happy clappy this morning. Por, que . Stephanie i think things are moving in our direction. What do you think . I think they are looking pretty good. Stephanie chris was just saying the president has pulled away in virginia. Im a little conflicted because i always talk about how we shouldnt Pay Attention to the polls, but when the polls are in our favor stephanie you are a well phone flip flopper. I just like to wear flip flolers. I like that a lot of the battleground states are pulling for obama. Yeah. I think were on the right track, the polls just make me so uncomfortable. And the electoral map projections are all over the map. Stephanie i think it will be happy clappier. In the meantime its time for the Jacki Schechner show. [ laughter ] good morning, everyone. Mitt romney is spending the whole day campaigning in ohio today. Where the Huffington Post reports, so far he is refusing to answer any questions about his support for Richard Mourdock. Romney and ohio senator rob portman were at a dinner in cincinnati, and two reporters tried to ask romney about murdoch and he just ignored them. Romney is scheduled to speak this hour, and while he held his last fund riser on saturday, the campaign tweets out this morning, they have raised 111. 8 million in the first two weeks of october. But just because romney has done fundraising, he is going to spending the next 12 days of fundraisers. When president obama spoke this morning in tampa, he reiterated his committed to reduce the deficit by asking the richest americans to contribute their fair share. Tomorrow in iowa romney is going to give a big speech on the economy, and though we know he doesnt believe in raising taxes on the rich dont expect him to be as bunt as Glenn Hubbard who said quote, the rich are taxed enough. Back after the break. Polling place. Make sure that voting is your highest priority on election day. Besides, you can always dvr my show. You really cant dvr the future of the country. To help you make informed decisions, watch current tvs politically direct lineup. Only on current tv. So vote and vote smart. Then howd i get this. [ voice of dennis ]. Allstate safe driving bonus check . What is that . So weird, right . My agent, tom, said. [ voice of dennis ]. Only allstate sends you a bonus check for every six months youre accidentfree. But im a woman. Maybe its a misprint. Does it look like a misprint . Ok. What i was trying. [ voice of dennis ] silence. Ask an allstate agent about the safe driving bonus check. Are you in good hands . From silver screens. 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I got Stephanie Miller on my radio, got Stephanie Miller on the simulcast, all you can do is laugh up in the morning and im ready to go, got Stephanie Miller on my radio got Stephanie Miller on the simulcast im up early in the morning, and im ready to go i got the sexy liberals on my radio i got Stephanie Miller and the mooks and rebecca if you dont contract a rash it is not a real Stephanie Miller meet and grope. Stephanie thats right. Get your tickets now. Very few left. Very exciting. Speaking of exciting. Mudcat hes mudcat stephanie mudcat saunders joins us now hes a real tom cat, mudcat stephanie good morning, mudcat. We played the long version because were very excited. The president is up by 5 points in ohio is what were told. Well, i think with the organization that they have, i think well be fine. Stephanie and how about your our fine candidate, wayne powell. Oh, let me tell you, we had a big time on the barn storm yesterday, and the day before. We had great crowds everywhere we went. They were really enthusiastic, dr. Ralph stanley, he is 85 now, he has been performing now for 66 years but he got the crowd fired up and said vote for wayne powell so thats good out here to hear dr. Ralph saying that. He is shooting at us at 100 miles an hour. I called eric cantor the bought and paid for bastard in the first few days of the campaign stephanie you are just shy thats your problem. I was telling somebody yesterday i almost know what the sirrian people feel like going up against assad. He is doing all of these negative ads, and negative mail pieces. Stephanie i can say one good thing about eric cantor and mitt romney, is they have the cleanest clocks anywhere the clocks were really, really clean. Cantor is on the satan couch right now. I wear camouflage you joker. Stephanie yeah. It is unbelievable the money that he is spending. Stephanie yeah. Were getting in our punches, and we have our new ad coming out our new pro choice ad that will be out in the next couple of days, and if can just get a little bit more money, i think you know this race is going to be very, very very close. I dont think he would be hitting us back the way he is if he wasnt very very very stephanie ascared. We are praying for a win because there will be no many more eric cantor bitch faces on the internet. And transvaginal bob who started it look at this Richard Mourdock thing. The problem is its not just one guy, mudcat. Its this party, it is just breast takingly antiwomen in my opinion. What i dont understand is that they are making it such a show, and its its they are really driving people to pro choice, and it has got to do with individual liberties. The very arguments they are making about government intrusion in everybodys lives, and they are sitting here in the most onerous floor of government intrusion and that is intruding in somebodys liberties, and in this case it happens to be every woman in america. Except for rich women. Stephanie yeah, he said rich women will always have access to abortions. This issue has become i cant imagine there is a woman that what Richard Mourdock said is hugely offensive to. I think its offensive even to religious people, dont you . Well, im not religious, but im full of faith, and the one thing i have learned and of course im doing this book now i will be finishing sometimes next year the half assed christians guide to living [ laughter ] but im a faith guy and the one thing that i know is this because i try to reach out to outside power, all of us hill billies do that. God dont give a damn about bipartisan politics. Politics is about mans will. God is about his will and for these evangelicals to take it upon themselves to determine what is gods will is totally offensive. Its offense to people like me and i think its offensive to god. Its line bobby knight said that one time the famous basketball coach at indiana. I dont think he decided that his guys didnt have team prayers before the game, and somebody asked him, why dont you let your teams pray before the game, and he said because god dont give a damn about college basketball. And they said how are you so sure of that . He said if god was concerned about basketball, them lying cheating son of bitches down in kentucky would never win a game. [ laughter ] mudcat thanks so much. We will check in with you again next week. Listen anybody listening out there please go to powellforvirginia. Com. We are wearing him out on this. And we need your help. Stephanie all right. Honey. And woe have the link up at stephaniemiller. Com. Stephanie all right. Love you mud. [ applause ] i think god intended for Honey Boo Boo to get famous. And ironically if mitt romney loses the election you can say that god intended for murdoch to stick his parts in his mouth. [ buzzer ] stephanie just like it creeped me out when george bush implied something that god wants him to be president. The white horse, its like why what Richard Mourdock says is so offensive, when you are speaking for god really . Yeah. Stephanie the whole thing creeps me out sponsored by god. And romney is continuing to refuse to unendorse mourdock at this point. Stephanie exactly. We have another unsollisted testimony from cat. [ world news tonight theme ] stephanie cat lady. Says my cat bugsy showing sexy liberal love. Steph love your show and apparently so does my cat. Whenever you appear on the tv he starts rubbing against it. He is no dummy. Cheers in long beach. Oh, thank you, bugsy. My cat does that when Peoples Court is on. They just want to rub up against something. Thats where life begins when a cat rubs up on you. Stephanie there are a lot of jokes in there but im going to just leave it all alone. But good pussy, good kitty. That cat is a riot. [ applause ] see what you did there. Stephanie my favorite is the finch. Darwins finches . Stephanie no. Rocky Mountain Mike with the latest on mitt romney. Disco is making a come back is what i hear. Born to be a liar people always wonder how mitt always gets away with all of his lies, lies lies i have all the rightwing needs to check the five, five five mitt was born born to be a liar born to be a liar was mitt was born born born born to be a liar [ laughter ] stephanie hah, hah hah. I didnt think Rocky Mountain mike did disco. Stephanie he does everything. Wow. Stephanie seventeen minutes after the hour. Kids we run this whole ramshackle operation with my pc. Com. More and more Business People working remotely leaving their lab tops behind. 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I will survive, as long as i know how to love i know ill stay alive ill got all my life to live i got all my love to give and i will survive, i will survive, hey, hey stephanie hey, hey. Hold on im watching an romney event and im searching for the black folks in the background, or minorities. Stephanie this looks like a medium spray tan day. [ bell chimes ] [ applause ] stephanie he has borrowed the boners bronzer. Romney has been spray tanning before debate speeches to for the image of 65yearold vigor. You know when obama spokes to certain folks he gets a little bit more you know what im talking about stephanie oh come on. Oprah does that too . Stephanie he reportedly pays for the process out of pocket. And steers clear of public salons where he could be recognized. You know how you know its true the Romney Campaign said not true. [ bell chimes ] [ applause ] well, yeah. Stephanie buzzfeed sticking with their sources. When you were white it used to be a sign of of wealth. It was only the peasants that worked out in the sun that had that dirty dark skin. For me its to hide the dark circles under my eyes. Stephanie exactly. Carol in texas you are on the Stephanie Miller show. Hi carol. Caller hi, stephanie. I want to comment on this comment from Richard Mourdock on rape. It is kind of like talibanish. And they better be careful, the drones are going to come get them. Stephanie thats right. Mittens on the campaign trail yesterday. Romney on the campaign trail yesterday. Romney he doesnt understand what it takes to get this economy going, he doesnt have a plan for jobs for americans. I do, and thats why im going to win in china. Stephanie jim who said we recommending president obamas reelection. Ohio in particular has benefited from his Bold Decision to revive the auto industry. He ended the war in iraq, refocused the battle to disturb alqaeda. Who said that . [ inaudible ] jerry mathers. Stephanie no the plane dealer editorial board, ohios biggest paper has endorsed president obama. Who said obamas leadership made a difference when it mattered most . And initiated investments in education, manufacturing, and green energy his commit wont please the most zealous members of either party but it makes sense for the nation. Who said that . Mitch mcconnell . Stephanie no, once again ohios biggest paper. Vote for obama. [ laughter ] you are not stephanie they finished by saying consider a defining moment early in obamas first term one with special resonance in ohio he used lifelines to throw help to ohio. Romney urged the companies to file for traditional bankruptcy the time when private sector money was frozen. Conditions for government financing gm had to go chrysler had to be bought out by fiat. It was unpopular, but gutsy, and it worked. They are making parts and steel, back on the job, thats leadership, and that deserves a chance to finish the job. Reelect president barack obama. [ applause ] this kind of ties in to everything regarding economics and romney planning to create 12 million more jobs. Youll have a lot more walmart type employees but ironically illegals coming over and taking our job is something you wont have to worry about, because the wages are so low you will get up off of your couch to compete with the latinos for the wage they are working for now. The romney future. Stephanie the important thing is you said latinos correctly. Latinos. They are taking all of our jobs. Well, why dont you im not working for that money. Stephanie carey is irvine. Caller good morning, stephanie. How are you guys . Stephanie good 30 second. Go ahead. Caller i want to make a quick comment on the trump disaster. And i cant believe there hasnt been more backlash on all of the trash that comes out of his mouth, and speaking as a black woman, i think anybody being black would go on his show apprentice. Stephanie well put. More Carlos Alazraqui on the Stephanie Miller show when we return. Vote on november 6th but just as importantly to take the time to learn about each candidates stance on the issues that matter to you. To help you make informed decisions, watch current tvs politically direct lineup. Only on current tv. Vote smart. Our democracy depends on an informed electorate. Hersheys drops. A lot of hersheys happiness in little drops of milk chocolate. And cookies n creme. Pure hersheys. [ music ] deport. Announcer Stephanie Miller. Mind if i ask her out. [ laughter ] stephanie thirtityfour minutes after the hour. 1800steph12 the phone number toll free from anywhere. Were having coffee with carlos. And if you would like to see carlos live, which i highly reck menning. Im at [ inaudible ] restaurant in nevada this friday. Doing comedy in the bay area for the first time in a long time. You can join me my twitter feed is the facebook wars or on facebook itself the cyber wars. And i host a podcast every monday from 12 00 to 1 00 on he gocast network. It exams the way people communicate on facebook. Name calling dropping friends. Stephanie we were just saying, on the internet you behave in ways you would never behave facetoface. Tell the story yeah. Travis just stephanie i need my bleep button. Travis screened a call and the caller said its so bad your and your. It is cyber graffiti. And write in the wrapper, i hate so and so. And now they do it on the internet. Stephanie let me take a moment to thank my mother for having me despite the crushing disappointment i have been. [ wah wah ] stephanie lets go to cameron. Hi, cameron. Caller hi, how are you all doing this morning . Caller hi, cameron. Go ahead. Caller how do conservatives not realize that church and state are completely separate . They dont. Because they dont. It is all meldy. As the president said rape is rape its a crime. Exactly. If a woman is raped thats what god intended. So god is pro rape . I keep waiting for the racist photo with the koolaid jar where obama said grape is grape. Stephanie mittens on the campaign trail. Romney the president is out of ideas and excuses, and in november you are going to put him out of office. [ cheers ] stephanie i dont think he believes it anymore. Yeah, paul ryan how is that campaign for Congress Going . [ laughter ] stephanie here is mittens hes you know. Hes sounding hopeful about the mittmittdom. You are seeing this momentum growing. We love america. We recognize we can do better. [ crickets chirping ] stephanie theres mitt mittdom. The rightwing world cost romney two debates. Inside the fox news bubble the president [ inaudible ] facetoface a fully engaged president dished out more than his inexperienced rival could handle. I love this. There was a couple of good points the cbs poll that showed president obama winning by 30 points that margin was wider than that same poll that romney won the first debate by. But on fox news they called it a draw. Thats the margin of error on fox. Stephanie they were talk about how mean obama was. [ baby crying ] stephanie he actually they were saying obama let him off easy. Syria is strategically crew call shall because it is irans route to the sea. Yeah. Stephanie i mean obama crushed him even without crushing him on some of the obvious points. Romney lost the third debate when he bungled so badly at the end of the second on benghazi. And Fox News Channel made him look like the overmatched attorney on the [ inaudible ] it was nonsense from the getgo a fake controversy manufactured enter the naive candidate who believed that he bought the president in a lie. It was priceless the look on romneys face. [ mocking laughter ] gotcha . [ wah wah ] stephanie huh . Of course i did. Of course i did. Stephanie and now he is actually using Clint Eastwood in anned a. Obamas second term would be a rerun of the first, and we cant afford that. Theres not much time left and the future of our country is at stake. Doesnt sound like Clint Eastwood has much time left. Stephanie please take your seats or Clint Eastwood will start yelling at them. [ laughter ] stephanie lets go to joe . Arizona. Hi, joe. Hello, joe. Oh. Stephanie okay. Chuck in california. Hi, chuck. Caller hey, im really excited first time long time. Big fan of six or seven years. Stephanie thank you. Caller i would like to be the official happy clappy liberal mormon on the Stephanie Miller show. Is that oxymoronic . No, there are quite a few progressive mormons. Yeah, i part of the 20 maybe of us that there are supposedly are. But i wanted to call in about the white horse prophesy. And having been born and raised and still active in the church, i have never heard that prophesy in the context of a sermon or sunday school class or anything like that. I do know plenty of mormons that believe the first half of it that one day the constitution will be hanging bay thread and mormons will have to play some special role in defending the constitution, but i know zero mormons that actually believe the rest of that that mitt romney is the white horse, the one that is going to come in and save it. Stephanie stephanie chuck what i have never understood is the first part of that. What exactly has president obama done to the constitution . I dont get that original argument. Caller well, i dont know any mormons that believe that now is the time that is in fact hanging by a thread. Stephanie right. But thats a lot of the tea party rhetoric, do you, carlos get that . Name three right thats you have today or you dont have today that you did before obama took office. And i cant think of three that i do not have. I cant think of one. Stephanie marilyn in texas. Hi marilyn. Caller hi i was calling because i have worked with women for 30 years. Im a nurse. And i just realized that we probably reached a moment of pause where were not ashamed that we have been raped. Its not about us, and we dont mind speaking out, and i think the republicans are just amazed that we found out voice, and they cant understand why they cant shame us by calling us sluts. Stephanie yeah, thank you. Thank you. [ applause ] you go girl its really true having a daughter, you know its economically im not too worried. I do fine. Whoever becomes president i dont see much difference stephanie you would do fine primarily because of the characters on your shirt. Yes but having a daughter im fearful of her growing up in a world where she doesnt have choices. Stephanie right. As the previous caller said plenty of wonderful neighbors that are mormons, great families, great people, and its wonderful living where i live. But its the other part that is being corrupted, which is corrupting the gop that fightens me. Stephanie yeah. And who is this party . This is supposed to be the party of ann coulter she reminds me of the little cougar half human puppy that was left behind on the island of dr. Morrow. Because she was a bit biky that one. Didnt think i should take her home. And then is like raw as the boat is pulling away. Stephanie i have heard a lot of things about ann coulter that is the funniest. Thank you. Stephanie yeah did you see the special olympians open letter to her . Nobody likes a bitch in the box . I couldnt stay there because morrow is french. Stephanie i was going to say bitch without [ buzzer ] stephanie i dont have any information about anything down there. She is more man than i am. I am more of a man than any liberal is. You drink boilermakers with her didnt you . Stephanie no, it was other people. So it wasnt like a date where you could inspect stephanie no it was with a bunch of people when she was normal. That is before she discovered that saying outrageous things got her lots and lots of money. Stephanie did you see much nicer than she he actually said you are not dumb or shallow, why would you use that word as an insult. And were still waiting for sarah palin to call ann coulter for that. Stephanie although Michelle Malkin as much it this pains me, she called her out. Stephanie yes, the others are turned on the others michelle has been pet a couple of times. It was really wonderful to see tagg romney be a gentlemen and come up to obama and apologize. Stephanie it would have been funny if the president took a swing at him. That would be per served by the right as being weak. How tear tagg apologize to the president. He is weak. Stephanie all right. Back with the remaining moments of coffee with carlos on the Stephanie Miller show. Announcer join the party, 1800steph12. Now find the most hard core driver in america. That guy, put him in it. Whats this . [ male announcer ] tell him hes about to find out. Youre about to find out. [ male announcer ] test it. 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[ circus music ] stephanie here is my other favorite headline romney has no mitt tom. Stephanie sir sean connery i believe had some thoughts on this. Sean, Daniela Craig cried like a hum . Stephanie its okay. Go ahead. Sean daniela cried like [ inaudible ] pink friendly nickers. Im sure they smell like a [ inaudible ] oh by sure. [ laughter ] [ applause ] stephanie thank you sir, sean. The economy cant be that bad, mariah carry spents 15 hundreds on on 8hour massage. I think she got American Idol to pay for that. Stephanie while she was sleeping for eight hours . Yeah i could totally do that well, not the deep tissue yeah your body turns into silly putty for a nice swedish massage stephanie how long does it take for a happy ending. I dont get the happy ending, do you . [ dramatic music ] really . I know your massage therapist. [ world news tonight theme ] Stephanie Justin timberlake huh oh. [ laughter ] stephanie gawker writing, jessica beal was merely a guest in Justin Timberlake wedding to himself. He treated himself to a song. I saw you at a laker game stephanie and he wore a tux designed by Justin Timberlake. Do you Justin Timberlake take Justin Timberlake to have this girl be your wive to Justin Timberlake. Stephanie he is standing in front of a mirror. Victory in North Carolina go ahead. Caller i just want to have your thoughts or comments on an incident that hand at the early voting polls this past saturday. We had been warned that the republicans were going to try to intimidate people at the polls here in North Carolina. Stephanie right. Caller so we were set up with our ballots for people. And we have people approaching our table for the ballot. The two republicans started standing up and screaming one is telling us that we are recruiting baby killers. The other starts preaching to us that we are damned to hell and on judgment day god would burn us to hell. And i thought i was in the middle of the Twilight Zone or in a news piece about people picketing at an abortion center. Stephanie yeah its like the president said its like going back to the social policies of the 1950s. Lets go to tony in miami. Hi, tony. Caller hi, stephanie. Long time caller long time listener. I just think romney is getting a huge pass from the media over this geography gaffe about syria being stephanie yeah thats a pretty big gaffe. Caller yeah. Yeah. And i dont know somehow i reminds me of that pageant contestant from a few years ago oh, yeah. Stephanie he is not one of the u. S. Americans that uses a map apparently. Caller thats right u. S. American mitt romney doesnt have a map and the country should help him get a map. I dont know. There is a little thing called the persian gulf. Stephanie yeah. Yeah. Caller i hope the media goes on fire because its like the gerald ford gaffe. Stephanie and then sarah palin on cue, he is chucking and jiving to argentina is the pathway to morocco. Stephanie right. Jen go ahead. Caller i was listening to the alan comb show yesterday, and i was listening about the muchdebated auto bailout. Stephanie its kind of a slam dunk success now. Romney wanted them to go through the normal bankrupt proceedings stephanie i dont care what the liberal hosts say. I only care what i say, as much as i love alan. Caller but george bush was the one that began the auto bailout, and then we have obama taking credit for it. Stephanie well, he was for it to in contrast to romney who was against it. [ bell chimes ] [ applause ] stephanie i struggled to always say one good thing about george bush the auto bailout. Stephanie yes. [ bell chimes ] [ applause ] and the stimulus too, bush sort of initiated the stimulus and obama took it to another level. Stephanie exactly. Carlos alazraqui i love you with the heat of a thousand white hot son suns. Thank you. Join us on twitter or facebook. Stephanie okay. Well see you tomorrow on the Stephanie Miller show