Unblackening . Now i know a lot of people are worried about this election. You guys im a big believer in our democratic system. I really am. Its just one of the many controversial opinions i lay out in my new book good things are good while bad things are bad. Available at all waldenbooks locations. Waldenbooks i like slogans that are just the truth i love that okay. And democracy works just as long as we have a free press that doesnt shy away from the important questions. The question is without would be his first lady. Why is that a question. This is a dude who went wanted war with iran so bad he put it on his amazon wish list. All right . Seriously. An were asking him about his nonexistent first lady . Actually, actually a pretty creative solution. The daily mail graham thought it over and then said well ive got a sister. She could play that role if necessary. Larry if Lindsey Graham trying to duggar his way to the white house . Whats going on. Hey hey man im guessing hes got at least 19 bucks and counting you know. Chuckling he added ive got a lot of friends. Well have a rotating first lady. Larry insist and orgies. Bill clinton is probably thinking wow this guy is taking it to the next level. applause i like it. I like it. I may not vote for hillary at this point. Speaking of asking president ial candidates awesome questions yesterday i had the opportunity to sit down with democratic president ial candidate Lincoln Chafee okay. And the way i figure it what better way to get to the core of the matter than over some soul food. And there was Lincoln Chafee thanks for joining me. Senator, governor. Governor is my most recent lechive office. Good enough. Go ahead and dig in. Weve got some good pulled pork. I think its good to have politicians to talk over food that might possibly give them diabetes. Weve got that here today. I feel like theyre more honest. This is the good stuff right here. So you have been a republican. Yes, i have. Larry why did you become a democrat . The party changed. It used to be that my kind of republican socially liberal, in favor of gay marr e, immigrant rights but also fiscally conservative. Those kind of republicans. Larry there were republicans that were pro gay marriage,. Yeah yeah prochoice it used to be welcome in the party. Larry you are a democrat now. Aint no party like the democratic part because the Democratic Party dont Democratic Party is the party of the middle class. The Democratic Party should be the party of peace and a stable and secure world. And thats what im bringing to the Democratic Party. Larry im not sure you answered the questionment let me try it again. Aint no party like the democratic part because the Democratic Party dont dont jive people. Larry hillary has about 99 of the vote right now. I guess has all the comedies, you have the left wing who is your base in the democratic part. You said that hillary has got 99 . Larry about 99 99. 5. Something lake that but ill say over a time between now and the first votes being cast in iowa that is going to change. Larry okay, do you have any children. I do, three children. Larry oh, really, boy girls. A girl boy girl in college age. Larry im going to be your fourth kid that you just learned about, okay. All right, so convince me that you are not wasting my inheritance by running for president go. Im running a Campaign Based on donors that want to give to me. Larry daddy, what am i supposed to do. Why you wasting all my money. Were not spending a lot of money. I drove down here. Larry how much did you spend so far. We stayed last night in the best western across the river. Larry best western, my daddy is running for president and you are staying in a best western. Im to the going to waste your inheritance. Larry hillary is bringing a billion how much are you going to spend of my money. Im to the going to raise a billion sorry. Larry how much are you going to spend daddy. What i can raise what i can raise. Larry what kind of daddy is this . We got the latino vote the black vote the womens vote we got Senior Citizen vote. Which block do you think is your constituent that you can get. You just have to rock every vote and get them shaking and baking. Thats what we need to do enthusiasm millennials are important. Larry what, the college green. Yeah they loved o billiona. They came out for barack. Larry lets say the latino vote are the red beans an rice the citizen are the mashed potato black vote, i dont know what do you think . Pulled pork. Larry thats racist come on. You got to be careful with that black vote because everything you say is almost racistment by the way i think if you change your name to big ass lincoln i think you will go along with a with the black vote. Bal. Larry . Thats me. Larry okay so, in your first 60 days lets say as president , what is the first thing you do, what is the most important thing you do. Get a team a mayor and a governor, the most important thing is your team that is all your directors everybody that are you going to have helping all the different departments,s thiss the most important decision. You dont think finding a cure for this freak disease that killed off all the other candidates. Why would i want to have a cure for that disease. Larry exactly, somebodys got a secretary term coming rit . Why dont we go for three terms. Larry exactly. Just change the rules. You changed parties why dont you say look america i changed parties. Im changing the rules am i think that should be your slogan. Here we go big ass Lincoln Chafee, change party hes changing all the rules, you want to say the to the camera. Im big ass Lincoln Chafee and i managed changed parties and im going to make this world better by changing all the rules. Larry thats what im talking about, come on america, that is how you do it right there ladies and gentlemen. All right. 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So do you have an issue with voting for someone who is single. No i mean f you look at the way the government is set up and some of these systems the president being married makes him more relatable to the way a household was built at the time period where this whole thing kind of fd. Larry George Washington was married. But what does that really mean. What does it really mean. Larry you think he said martha, we need to get together cuz i mean when you look at the president oh im married, i have kids we live in a nice cottage. Just like me. Larry hes just like me. Is that what america says hes just like us. I think there is a the problem is not that hes single. The problem is they think hes gay. Thats what it really is theyre not worried about. Larry you mean Lindsey Graham specifically. Theyre scared that hes gay and that is the big problem. Larry who is they. Everybody. That is why they keep asking. Right . Larry just random everybody. Okay i think hes gay. Come on hes single. Hes a bachelor. And they ask him who are you going to have your first lady, and he says ive got a sister he might as well have come out at that point right. Larry but heres the thing sometimes people when they make that insinuation like theres something wrong with you if are you certain at a single at a certain age, you are either damaged or gay,. So are you on the damaged side right. I have seen all of his policies. Hes crazy. I just dont think people want Lindsey Graham to be president. I think america can handle a single president. Larry you think so. But i think the stipulations on that. Like if are you a john edwards, it would be a good single president good looking guy but can you could have the fantasy of the president dating the models and this bear with me. John edwards. I mean hes a pretty dude isnt he, with the hair and all of that. Lets be here. Hes a pretty dude. Larry so you say that because it does seem like corey booker is single. I think he could i think barack if he was single could still win. You think so . Would you have voted for barack if he was single . cheers and applause larry would you vote for hill rae if she was single. No. See sexism. It is definitely sexism. I dont think america could handle it. We cant handle a woman president. We havent had one yet. Every other country damn near pakistan had a female president. Come on man larry president for a single woman, do you think shes going to bring into the white house . Thats exactly what it is. We dont want a single woman and we dont want an ugly old dude. I dont think its because hes ugly. I think its because theyre not sure about him. Look the guy if Lindsey Graham cant even get a woman to pretend that shes married to him theres something wrong with the dude. How can you be a single straight man and not have a tend err account t doesnt make sense. Did you look for him . Larry all right okay let me ask you this you are a young kid young kid. Do you think theres any prejudice in society towards single people. Or do you think singles becoming something that more people thats just the way it is because it seems like fewer people are getting parried. I feel like there is always going to be prejudice towards newer ideas or newer ways of thinking. And if people werent single young people do it at a certain point of time older people will be against it. Larry is your generation interested in getting married, do you think . I mean yeah but most of the people of my generation who want to get married arent allowed to get parried to the people they want to get married too. Larry by the way i cant take anything hold on hold on. Youre 21 and youre a rapper am i can only take what you say with a grain of salt in terms of dating an getting married. I have been dating the same girl for a very long time. Larry really . Yeah man. Larry what kind of rapper are you christian . It. Larry it is funny that gay people are pushing Lgbt Community is pushing towards marriage and it seems lick straight people are pushing out of marriage. Fewer and fewer people are getting and staying married these days. I think the culture is different now man. You know years ago that was the dream that was the fantasy, grow up find a husband, find a wife get married, have kids. Its not like that i call the beyonce effect you know women are not looking for that at any time see men never were really looking for it lets be real. Lets be real. Men fight marriage. We fight it. Women held on to that dream a lot longer but beyonce came on it independent, if you like t put a ring on it. Im just saying she kicked it off women were in the cloud im single im independent, what theres no prejudice against single people, okay. Everybody wants to be single okay. Larry you think so. You go and say if people are single and see how loud they get and ask if people are married uhhuh uhhuh. 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My guest tonight on this program, the star of the new movie infinitely polar bear, mark ruffalo will be joining us. But first tonight cheers now that im in that final run of shows ive been thinking a lot about the past some things diright my vacation beard. That mwa but things diwrong, dipping my vacation beard in marshmallow fluff, which is something dion the show, and attending a convention of feral badger. By far one of the things that struck me that i did wrong, one of the most is my 10hour interview with donald rumsfeld, about a 10hour interview where i confronted one of the architects of the iran war and through the most sicrattic line of questioning dissolved him into a puddle of atonement which is one of the least fun puddles for children to splash around in. I thought i would do that, but sadly in the effort that it took to sell us this thats gl sell, let me back up. A little strong. Jon in the effort it took the administration to