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Thank you very much. Nothing like a good larry, larry. I love you too. You love me more . What . Im the guy theyre talking about larry wilmore. Oh, arsenio hall joins us on the panel tonight, guys. [cheers and applause] larry thats right. All the dogs love arsenio. Ok. Ok. Last night they forced a filibuster that forced a vote that forced, well, nothing but that didnt stop it from moving to the floor of congress. A showdown over gun control playing out. Theyre demonstrating with a sitin on the floor of the house of representatives. Larry a good old fashioned, sitin. Thats what im talking about. I call that a total Throwback Thursday power move. And it beats the photo of me with bleached tips. You win, democrats. Now the sitin ended earlier today but you may be asking yourself what is a sitin here with the history of sitin is our very own holly walker. [cheers and applause] thanks, larry. The history of sitting is a fascinating tale dating all the way back to neolithic period. According to anthropologists it went Something Like this . Me want to get closer to fire. What if me go. Oh larry holly, holly. I asked about the history of sitins. You thought i wanted the history of sitting . No, no, no, no. You said sitting. You definitely said sitting. Larry no, no, holly we dont have that kind of time. Well that was a 12,000 mistake. I guess ill just tell the gladiators to go home. Susie, what the [bleep]. We were naked for two hours. Not cool. Dont blame me. This is glued on. No. Larry anyway, all right. So during the 1960 Civil Rights Movement sitins were a form of civil disobedience where people sat. I guess i really didnt need holly. So cspan was there to cover it. The republicans turned off the cameras to the house floor. Those cameras are controlled by house leadership. Larry what . The republicans control cspan . I guess thats why when i turn on cspan now its mostly this. Why have they never suggested that to me . I dont want to know. Give me the gun ladies, please. Without cspan they were forced to broadcast via periscope. You need to do your job. We have got to say this is not about us. This is bigger than us. Larry preach it, elijah. Preach it now use the remainder of your time to jesus. I think they have a thing about airconditioning in black churches. Just up the game to the 21st century there. All right. This sitin was more than an afternoon in church its a serious way for democrats to show their anger with the gun control and a know its true because this is the guy leading the congregation. Now is the time to get in the way. Give us the vote. Let us vote. We came here to do our jobs. Larry yeah, representative. Yeah. Representative the civil rights legend john mother [bleep] lewis. You dont mess with john lewis. He knows how to sitin. You bring him only three pieces of shrimp in his scampi and hell wait you out. With john lewis in charge i was surprised to read this tweet from congressman walker calling this is a sitin. Original sitins were for rights and this is to strip them away. Remember, blacks were werent able to go to the counter at woolworths. Thats like claiming pearl harbor was tragic for the pore torpedoes. That brings us to this man. To scold his democratic colleagues. He backed the move as political theatre. Its nothing more than a publicity stunt. Larry this is wrapped in side a publicity stunt. Thats more than political theatre. Unlike my fair lady. Let me tell you something, Dianne Feinstein was a revelation as Eliza Doolittle then the rain in spain falls main on the plains and then speaker ryan kept on speaking. Were not going to take away a citizens due process. Larry hes not wrong even though he got funds from nra. Our rights for people even with familiar names. People end up on nofly lifts that should not be on there like the late center ted kenny and representative john lewis. Larry john lewis is on the nofly list . Sitin, john lewis. The tush laureate . Hes advocating for bills that could unfairly target brown people like john lewis who was unfairly targeted. All right, look. As far as im concerned the sitin was for a flawed laws. Democrats, i agree we should take action to get things done but lets also take time to think things through. Taking away peoples constitutional right is not always the right thing to do. Thats just what its about today and when 90 of americans agree on background checks you need to shut up and get something done. Can you see, process me this, theres so much Common Ground to be found on this issue. Instead of a sitin can you have a doin and do something . What say you . The house is going to recess. Not going back until july 4. Larry oh, jesus. Were going to be here a long time. Well be right back. Looking sharp, len. Whos the lucky lady . Im going to the bank, to discuss a mortgage. Ugh, see, you need a loan, you put on a suit, you go crawling to the bank. This is how i dress to get a mortgage. I just go to lendingtree. I calculate how much home i can afford. I get multiple offers to compare side by side. And the best part is. The banks come crawling to me. Everything you need to get a better mortgage. Clothing optional. Lendingtree. When banks compete, you win. Okay . Awkward. Whos the genius who puts a girl in heels on a subway grate . Miss monroe, eat a snickers. Why . You get a little cranky when youre hungry. Better . Much better. This scene will never make the cut. Wevmajor delays. Ures, interstate closures, [sigh] i wish i had a president ial escort. [police siren] wish bold in the 2017 camry. Toyota. Lets go places. My 5hour is my morning wakeup call. My 5hour makes me super dad. My 5hour keeps me on my toes. My 5hours all business. My 5hour keeps me working my 5hour energizes my ride. My 5hour gets me up and out the door. Whats your 5hour . Whats your 5hour . Whats your 5hour . Larry all right. Welcome back. Now a few weeks ago everybody celebrated when we found out about the new tubman. Yeah. Finally felt like the world was starting to acknowledge women and people of color have had a Significant Impact on this countrys history. Everyone except this guy. Steve king of iowa tried to tack on an amendment to suspend the Treasury Department to hold changing u. S. Treasury. What possible reason could have been have to do this . Its not about Harriet Tubman but keeping the picture on the 20. He said it was racist and sexist to say a woman or person of color on currency. There are currently zero women or people of color on currency. That was the point. Larry i love that he cant even stop himself from laughing. The ridiculousness of this. How is putting Harriet Tubman on a twenty dollar bill sexist. When we need to know more about people robin thede likes to help me out in a segment called who knew. Now as soon as i heard iowa congressman saying Harriet Tubman was racism and sex i asked, who dis . He can barely mask his racism for why harriet shouldnt be on the bill. He adds adding the abolishist is activism on the part of the president. You got that right. Interesting. But wait, who dis . Clearly he has no good roon for taking harriet off the twenty other than him not wanting to soil his hands by even touching a picture of black skin and hes trying to bait people by saying its racist or sexist. The only thing racist and sexist is proposing an amendment from removing the first woman of color from a twenty. Then i decided to do some digging to really find out, who disand wouldnt you know it this fool is racist against immigrants too. Specifically mexican children. Theyre not all valedictorian for every valedictorian theres more that ways 130 pounds because theyre hauling 30 pounds of marijuana across the dessert. Who think this . Im sorry you have no problem paying them 6 cents an hour to pick them cantaloupes. Look, he has become famous for his antiimmigrant rhetoric and called it activist who sat next to Michelle Obama and called her deportable. Unless you are talking about deportable camera the term is not ok. And hes not just some fringe nut case steve king had become the voice for republicans and succeeded in blocking every major immigration bill and for fun hes a birther and huge ted cruz supporter he followed cruz around during his bid for president like a third grader and mouthed every word of his speeches. On ethnic lines, religious lines, socioeconomic lines seriously . Seriously . Who the [bleep] is this . In conclusion, who dis . Well, dis is is a trashpile of a man i am disgusted to say represents iowa but theres one good news about the report. They decided not consider it on the house floor. [laughter] i love it. Even members of your own party wouldnt consider your asinine amendment. Thats what you get. And now next time you try to [bleep] its not going to be so easy because now we all know who dis. Larry robin thede everybody. Well be right booking. Com offers free cancellations, so youre free to decide if the trip youre on. Hahahahahaha . Isnt really the trip you want to be on. Hahahaha. Hahaha. [mountain woman and key laughing together] the family favorite. Yoplait. 5 truth or dare is back. [ tires screech ] flo [ ghost voice ] oooo [ laughs ] jaaaaamie, the name your price tool can show you Coverage Options to fit your budget. Tell me something i dont know oh ohhh she slimed me. Which i probably shouldve seen coming. [ laughs ] adios, muchacho. [spraying sniffing] [whip crack] [grumbling] [groaning] and thats how the deodorant commercial ended. [old spice whistle] an ovenbaked digiorno . Or waiting for delivery . Did you have that beard when we ordered . A hot, freshbaked crust . Or . Did we order extra soggy . Dont settle for delivery. Rise to the occasion. Its not delivery. Its digiorno. Larry welcome back. We have our panel for the nightly show contributors, mike yard and nightly show contributor, robin thede and the cohost of the greatest hits and you can catch him in atlantic city, arsenio hall, everyone. Thats right. Join us on twitter using the hash tag tonightly. Over the course of two weeks trump seems to be falling apart and fired his Campaign Manager and his campaign virtually has no cash and he was lambasted for his reaction to the orlando shooting. Arsenio im blood youre here. Im the Jackie Robinson of clinton. I was the first. Larry so let me ask you, in your heart of hearts, do you think donald trump is truly invested in becoming president or is all this a con . Is this is he playing us right now . See, larry, first of all, this is donald trump and you know that ego. He want to rule the world. This aint no game for him. He wants to rule the world and i think he needs some black friends. More than omarosa. Larry but he ruined his life in every other way. I have a tie he gave me once a donald trump tie made in china. He cant even go to china now. He cant go give orders. Nobody is selling to him in china ever again. I think hes been trying to get out of this. Larry you think he was actively look at what hes been saying . Does that sound like somebody that want to win. Larry but its working. And every time he goes home i think hes like what the [bleep] is going on. I tried the mexican joke and they liked me. Whats crazy about him hating immigrants is the donald trump i knew back in the day hired nobody but immigrants. Larry back in the day. Other than marla maples and who knows i dont know where she is. Its like mission impossible. Thats the only woman he really want is his daughter. Thats my theory is he only ran for president to impress her. Larry to impress his daughter. And he has another daughter that gets no molesty love. Larry ok. All right. So is that the art of the deal how to get molested. Chapter 12. Larry ok. I want to tell you this because i want your reaction. Can we show the clip what he said at his rally looking for his African American friends. Larry. We had a case where we had an African American guy who was a fan of mine. Great fan, great guy. In fact i want to know whats going on. Look at my African American over here. Look at him. Larry my African American . Yeah, he didnt get the email. Were free now. My African American. His game of wheres waldo. Like it was hard to find him. Larry does he think youre his black friend . Oh, not after tonight. Larry let me ask you this, if trump said i am coming out for reparation for black people and all you guys im see, look at your face. Im writing everybody a 25,000 check and i get to say [bleep]. Thats right. Whos voting for me now . For 25,000 you cant call me [bleep]. Larry ok, he cant call you that but are you voting for him . Not for 25,000. For me to vote for him hes got to do like a koolaid commercial or something and ill be like im thinking. For me to vote for him because im the reparations dude. Ive been begging for that. Larry so its a matter of price. Heres what it is, if he gave 25,000 and like we said free college for blacks it depends i got to see. Larry let me just say two words. Sell out. If you live in the new york city area or planning to visit grab free ticketing to an upcoming taping the nightly show. Show. Go t slap break wrong. Have a break, have a kit kat pretty much over. Shows friend wish we could start it from the beginning. jon bon jovi with directv, you can. You see, weve got the power to turn back time lets start over, lets rewind and lets go back and not quit the gym and have a chance to say goodbye to grampy tim oh, thats the power to turn back time. vo get the ultimate allincluded bundle. Call 1800directv. Larry all right. Thank you to my panelists, mark yard, robin thede and arsenio hall. Thank you so much and goodnightly everyone. From comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. cheers and applause . Trevor welcome to the daily show. Thank you so much, everybody, im trevor noah. Our guest tonight from orange is the new black laverne cox is joining us, everybody. cheers and applause . Trevor but first up, the brexit fallout continues in europe this week, particularly for bore is johnson, the former london mayor who looks like a done donald trump hairchg an allergic reaction to bee string. Johnson supported breaksity and is now a leading candidate to become the next prime someone ay posted a video of johnson talking about brexit. What was interesting was where they posted it. You see, they put it up on pornhub with the title

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