Welcome to the nightly show. What great crowd youre too kind thank you so much i love you, too man, what a great show. Waka flocka flame is on the panel tonight. cheers and applause i have to bring this up. Heres the deal. Many criticize Hillary Clinton for being too reserved, never showing her personal side. Well, the other day she really let her guard down with the people of buffalo, displaying an amazing level of candor. A lot of great things happened to me here when i was your senator. I came at least 50 times. Every chance i could get. laughter larry hmm. applause now, im really excited to read those emails. laughter but not everything was orgasmic in the clinton world last week, so lets check in with the ongoing effort to denegrofy the white house its time for a special edition of the unblackening. Oh, that was kind of cool. I like that, yeah. It seems Hillary Clintons campaign for the presidency has been overshadowed by bill clintons Ongoing Campaign to tank Hillary Clintons campaign for the presidency. Lemon me don lemon bill clinton was in philadelphia today, the former president , campaigning for his wife hillary. But the former president got into a Heated Exchange with black lives matter protesters who interrupted his speech. Larry no, bill no laughter when black lives matter interrupts, youre supposed to play dead. Wait, no, thats bears. Youre supposed to stop, drop and roll. No, wait, thats when youre on fire. Just dont get them wet and dont feed them after midnight. No, wait, thats i dont remember what thats for. Okay. Im not sure the proper etiquette for black lives matter protesters, but when your wife who is running for president is having issues with them, you probably shouldnt answer like this. Bill clinton i dont know how you would characterize the gang leaders who got 13yearold kids hopped up on crack and sent them out into the street to murder other africanamerican children. Maybe you thought they were good citizens. She didnt. She didnt. Larry as raspy clinton she didnt, she didnt. I like it when bill clintons voice gets all bubba raspy. Thats the bile coming up in his throat. raspy how dare you confront me with the truth . Heres why this is so heated. Back in 1994, bill clinton passed a crime bill that a lot of people in the black community feel led to the current state of mass incarceration of blacks. Now, as first lady, hillary didnt vote on the bill, but she did stump for it, and shes still criticized for what she said in this speech. Hillary in 1996 they are not just gangs of kids anymore. They are often the kinds of kids that are called superpredators. No conscience, no empathy. Larry okay, a little context here. The term superpredator was all the rage in the 90s, like how white people had the rachel and black people had the hightop fade. You remember that . laughter applause yeah exactly yeah, yeah. And like the hightop fade, it turned out to be something that now brings a lot of shame 20 years later. In fact, heres john diiuilio the criminologist who coined the term superpredator, backing away from how he characterized the supposed onslaught of teen crime. The superpredator idea was wrong. The predictions were off by a factor of four. Thats about as far off as one could possibly get. Larry thats how wrong the idea of these superpredators was the person who created it wants nothing to do with it. Hes ashamed of his creation, like dr. Frankenstein or ted cruzs parents. laughter applause and by the way, hillarys got a lot of nerve characterizing black youth as superpredators when shes married to a superpredator. Right . Keep it 100, you guys i mean, he spent the whole 80s and 90s superpredatoring. So bill, in his efforts to be a horrible surrogate for hillary, went on to apologize for his black lives matter kerfuffle the only way he knows how by triangulating and strangulating the english language. Bill clinton so i did something yesterday in philadelphia. I almost want to apologize for it. Larry what . almost want to apologize . Okay, there are two types of apologies a heartfelt apology and a nonapology. But an almost apology is not a thing. Commit as clinton i almost got you flowers cuz i almost love you. laughter even though that wordninja apology felt a little bill clintony, this is a pasthisprime ninja who can still flick those throwing stars he just doesnt know who hes going to hit. And this election season, it always seems to be hillarys campaign. Bill clinton sometimes when im on a stage like this, i wish we werent married, then i could say what i really think. We are all mixed race people. If you believe weve finally come to the point where we can put the awful legacy of the last eight years behind us. Larry awful legacy . You know your wife was the secretary of state for four of those awful years, right . Bill, if you keep that up, you know what you will be saying in november, as bill clinton well, honey, you were almost president. Heck, i almost voted for you applause im almost sorry you didnt win. laughter any more sabotaging words directed at the voting bloc that you desperately need for your wife to be president . Bill clinton you are defending the people who killed the lives you say matter. Tell the truth. Larry hold on, mr. Almostapologyididnthav sexwiththatwomanthatsnot whatthedefinitionofisis is asking us to tell the truth . fine, heres an installment of tell the truth with mike yard. Mike tell the truth tell the truth cheers and applause thanks, larry. Tell the truth, bill clinton . Heres the truth. This crime bill was a disaster and yes, black folks supported a up the on crime stance. They didnt support a send our children to prison forever stance tell the truth . there were liberals in your own party who wanted more money for social programs to prevent criminal behavior, and racial equality in the criminal justice system. And to that you said, naaaaaaaa how about more jails . tell the truth . You saw an opportunity to get those reagan democrats, and you jumped at the bitch like it was the last hoverboard in target applause yes. You had to show them you werent soft on crime, aka the black ones so you pushed for 10. 8 billion for police, 9. 9 billion for prisons and put 100,000 new cops out on the street. Hey, but you did give us midnight basketball just what we needed our kids on dangerous crackinfested treats at midnight to play basketball clapping bravo tell the truth . and worth of all, this trial bill ruined my opportunity to play for the new york mets larry wait a minute, mike. laughter i dont think thats telling the truth. Mike yeah, youre right, larry. I just wanted to blame that bleep on him. Larry oh. Mike but you know what . Clinton should just own up to the fact that his crime bill was a crime and keep it moving. And thats telling the truth. Larry mike yard, telling the truth. Well be right back. cheers and applause nothing unleashes power. Quite like the human foot. Introducing the 241 horsepower lexus is 200 turbo. With almost twenty percent more base horsepower. Once driven, theres no going back. You have more important things to do. So, well meet you at the car with applebees carside to go. Download our new app. Now and save 5 on your first order. 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Hey got it applause larry first try so what impact will these Panama Papers have on Global Affairs . Here with an indepth look is the nightly show contributor grace parra. Grace hi cheers and applause grace im here in hollywood, where everyones buzzing about this seasons hottest documents the Panama Papers larry okay, no, no, no this is isnt a story for celebrity gossip. Grace but larry, the Panama Papers are a whos who of International Stars pedro almodovar, sarah ferguson, simon cowell larry i dont care about simon cowell grace is the british producers career as dead as American Idol . imitating seacrest well find out. After the break nightly larry grace please put your leg down. I want to discuss the Panama Papers global impact. I mean, they expose suspicious ties to vladimir putin. Grace thats right, larry. And they expose putins long awaited foray into hollywood action films. Larry grace, hes not trying to be an action star. Grace think about it, larry sexy tax evasion . Rugged shirtless photos . Mmm, mmm id say this russian badboy is one more assassination away from the next expendables sequel nightly larry stop it, enough this is a serious issue. Grace yes, its serious, but its also dry you can have serious and sexy, but not serious and dry. Look, do you think people care about boring Holding Companies . Or the fact that jackie chan has one . Larry excited wait. Jackie chan was named in the Panama Papers . Grace yes, larry. It may be 11 30 in new york, but do you know what time it is for this kung fu fighting, definitefistandpossibletaxd odger . Larry rush hour . Grace rush hour nightly larry hey, that was sort of fun grace see . You can nightly even the most sad and boring stories. Here, why dont you give it a try . Larry me . Okay. The Panama Papers are tied to panama law firm mossack fonsaca. awkwardly is that a law firm or a new member of that one direction boy band . laughter nightly how come i didnt get the nightly song . 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And did he handle it poorly . He handled it exactly how he intended on handling it because he came out hard. He was in the back pacing before he went out there. He was out there going i wish one of these black lives matter bleep would Say Something aint going to be no damn Bernie Sanders up in here you Say Something to old bill, im going to give you the business larry i thought he kind of bernie maced him. Yeah, he did laughter i think bills choice is more complex than he thought it was going to be, more long term and affected people. I think it made sense for the time. Larry the actual crime bill. Yeah. I think the law is for time. Is it effective now . No, it hurts. Weve seen what happened over time, its way more complex. Technically, i dont think bill is looking at it. Hes looking at it like im back down and i need to support and help these people. But when the lady with black lives matter, he should be an adult, not a mad man. Larry you mean angry, man . He was mad, you know what i mean . Larry yeah. yelling laughter raspy yelling i was, like, i cant do this. laughter do you think the attacks on hillary for this are fair . Joe biden drafted it, bill clinton signed into law, Bernie Sanders voted for it, hillary is the only one of the people who didnt vote for it. She was the first lady at the time. Im not saying she didnt stump for it, but Kirstie Alley endorsed trump on twitter. Shes not an elected official, im not listening to her either. Im not absolving her of responsibility, but im saying Bernie Sanders voted for it, bill clinton signed it into law. We need to hold the people accountable, 22 blocemocrats voted for it, too. Everybody was looking for a solution at the time. applause they were looking for a solution you dont get to hand somebody a gun and when they shoot somebody say, how is that my fault . We didnt give her a gun, we didnt elect her. She gave them the gun. She went out and promoted this bill. I dont feel nothing wrong with hillary. If i was to vote for anybody, it would be hillary. We had a president that was for the money, we had a president for the people, a black guy, this, lets see what a woman will go do. applause im not against a woman president , but not just any woman. Larry when you say that, sounds like i mean, she wasnt in office then. Lets not act like she was sitting on the side when bill was talking about the crime bill, going, no, come on, bill, dont say that. No, she campaigned for that bill, she tried to change minds as far as that bill was concerned. So, yes, you have some responsibility in that, im sorry. Larry do you think any of this will hurt hillary in the general election . No. Larry you dont think its going to have an effect . No, i dont. Honestly, people can say whatever they want to about bill clinton but you backtrack two years now, the same people talking bleep about bill clinton probably will say thats the best president for black people now people are saying its the worst. Larry youre saying the voters are fickle. You dont know the truth because were living in the present, we dont know whats going on. Thats history. Do you think they realized what was going on in history we read in books today . Larry the road to hell is paved with good intentions. The crime bill may have had good intentions. Im not that forgiving. They probably had a different intention on bill. They probably dressed it up and made it sound good for him. Larry why do you think there was so much m my myopia wt passed . I am not defending the crime bill, but violence against women, it did more terrible things than good, hands down, 99 terrible things. What happened was the states took the federal law, mirrored and cop idea it in all the states and it became horrifically impactful for black and brown people and the number of black and brown people went up in prison by 60 . Larry so lets be tough on crime interpreters, lets lock up some bleep . Thats right, this is the thing that kills me, crack didnt just proud out in the tree in the neighborhood, okay . Larry what it didnt just pop up. Larry are you telling me there are no crack trees . Contrary to what youve heard, there is no crack trees. Crack is flown in by airplanes from colombia, mexico, wherever they make it. We dont own the planes, i cant get credit. I dont own a plane. They were flown into distribution houses where they were sent out to our neighborhood to do whatever they set out to do. Larry thats thousand man does it. But the way this crime bill operated was to attack the result, not the cause to have e cause of the drug problem, the people bringing it in. Thats my problem applause and they targeted this drug to crack. Who was selling crack . Larry last question, both republicans and democrats were complicit in this. So who do people vote for if theyre upset. Oh, please. Im voting for Waka Flocka Flame larry i like that well be right back i like that cheers and applause if you live in the new york city area or are planning to visit, grab free tickets to the nightly sho only those who dare drive the world forward. Introducing the firstever cadillac ct6. Ricky Gervais verizon is the Number One Network in america. I know what youre thinking, they all claim stuff like that. Yeah, but some of them stretch the truth. One said they were the fastest. We checked, it was fastest in kansas city and a few other places. Verizon is consistently fast across the country. You wouldnt want to hear from the bloke who packs your parachute, its good over kansas. Do you know what i mean . So thats, you know. Anywhere else, splat. 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I dont know, ill be caucasian and try my best to make America Great again. Thats what im going to