Brussels underscores that this is a war a war with radical islamic terrorism. He said quote, we need to empower Law Enforcement to patrol and surveil muslim neighborhoods observe they become radicalized. Larry before they become radicalized. Muslim communities are not a carton of milk. It doesnt go bad. D you know anything about the muslim communities, mr. Cruz . How many muslims are in america . I dont know the number off the top of my head. Youre saying Law Enforcement should surveil muslims, and you dont know how many there are. Its impractical what youre suggesting. Also, it doesnt suggest it would lead to anything. Its more of a political point youre making. claughtern larry damn. Norah odonnell just declared jihad against cruz. Okay. So to recap, donald trump looked , and cruz looked not good. Bill bratton responded and references the 900 muslim members. I would remind that the statements made today is why hes not going to become president of this country. I have over 900 very dedicated officers in this department, many of bhom who double duty. Active duty members of the u. S. Military in combat, something the senator has never seen. So the senator basically hayes really out of line with his comments. claughtern larry there. Absolutely right here. He is absolutely right. What is it . Say amen . Hes really out of line with his comments. Amen. claughtern larry what does he mean. Bratton pipe man. I know what that is, larry. Larry oh, its robin thede everybody. claughtern larry whats going on with that amen . Well, what the man was doing there was quauzing black vote cosigning. Larry black vote cosigning . Yeah. My cosigning with the amen. The mayor was signaling to wlak people and all people of color, telling them its okay to trust this old white man. Larry really . You say black folk cosign. De blasio is want black . But his wife is. And that makes him black as jesus. claughtern larry okay. Yep. Right next to him. Larry got it. And did you hear him. Whenever blaton made a point. De blasio was hallelujah jesus. Larry why tell them its okay . Im not shurp if you notice, but police and people of color havent always seen eye to eye. So you know claughtern yeah, right. So all de blasio is doing is letting them know is that on this issue, the police is all right. Larry just cosigning. Uhhuh. Larry robin thede, everybody. [ applause ] larry okay. Now. So ted cruz, a man not known to have many friends went on fox and friends to discuss this. Whats bizarre is the Political Correctness that they will not even say the word radical islamic terrorism. Instead after everybody attack, paris and san bernardino. The president goes on television and lectures the people on islamophobia. Because islam is a peaceful religion. They are so captive to Political Correctness they will not identify the enemy. Larry is that sarcasm. Because islam is a peaceful religion. Yeah, ha, go bleep yourselves. Seriously. [ larry a major news network, socalled major news network, and a major president ial candidate slamming a religion has nothing to do with Political Correctness. Its just wrong. Heres the deal. I think we need somebody other than fox to weigh in on the problems of radical lets welcome amir ali. Thanks for joining us. Nazir. Any time. So what do you think about the terror attacks in belgium. Its a total buzz kill, bro they make it harder for muslims like me. You mean peaceful muslims . No, i mean radical muslims. All right . Larry wait, youre a radical muslim . Duh . Larry how does you become radicalized . I think when my dad took me to see tony hawk in 97. Ive been radical ever since. Larry how due feel about ted cruz response to the ashltion tacks. Hes harshing my mellow. They want to secure my neighborhood. My neighborhood is park city. Okay . You dont think policing muslims will work . No, way. Persecuting people just drives them away. 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Its not going out on a limb. Its doing the bleep job. [ applause ] larry by the way. E. P. A. The p. In your name stands for protection, but the a. Does not stand yr your ass. Flint is precisely the city the federal government should have been protecting in the first place. [ applause ] larry shouldnt take this long, and embattled governor, rich schneider unveiled a 75 point plan. Short term, plans to offer professional support for kids under 6 who have high lead levels am. Larry stop, stop, stop. No, no. I really dont need to hear the rest. Good, good, good. Youve got a plan, great, guys. Let me say this. The crisis started two years ago. And you nigh about it at least a year ago. And now youre at the planning stage in draw up plans for where to place a smoke alarm after the house has burned down. Im sorry, guys. I just cant [ applause ] larry it makes me so mad that it takes so long. Thats a crisis. Why does it take so long for people to act on this. I just dont get it. The story is not sexy enough, larry. Larry hey, grace fire, everyone. Larry what due mean the story . Nts sexy enough . Lead pipes, civil engineering. If you want people to take action in the United States of america. You have to sex the u larry ho how do you sex up Something Like the flint water crisis . I dont know. Well, actually, i do know. Heres a little public sf, announce nlts i put together with my friends. Whats happening in nrinlt if were not careful, its going to get real, real bad. Across the country from washington, d. C. To ohio, up to 10 million homes and businesses are taking it from the lead pipes. So if theres one thing we learned from flint, its that weve got to take michigan governor, Rick Schneider down. And someone has to lay a ton of mue pipe, but we need somebody man enough to do it. We need someone to unscrew the new, and screw in the new. All night long. Cuz right now, thats that water is oh so dirty. Too dirty. Dont you want to help us get wet . Dont you . 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[ applause ] hamilton. For everyone at home, on twitter use the tonight show hash tag nightly. For months donald trump has been saying building the wall, mex conborder, racist, racist. claughtern yesterday, ted cruz jumped on the racist crazy train, and released a statement saying we need to empower Law Enforcement to patrol and secure muslim neighborhoods before they become radicalized. So my question is, who is bleep crazyer. Cruz or trump. I think theyre both scary. You have one thats crazy, and one is out of the closet. Which one is closeted . Ale go with cruz. I think that trump is scarier hes a kanye tweet come to life. Kanye . But i do think that cruz is scarier, because hes got a far right Tea Party Republican who uses religion to justify antigay, antiwar, antiminority ajenldas. I think both of them are. Both of them go backwards. And trump is not going to understand going back. That time was good for him. But i dont know if ted cruz knows. Back in the day was not good for people named cruz. Unless your tom cruise. I agree. Cruz is more dangerous. Trump is such a bull. You know what his agenda, and he lets it known. Larry trump . But who will carry through with the promises to build the wall . Both of them. I think hes going to try. Im nlts in the business of fighting people when they tell me who they r. If you tell me youre going to build a wall, i believe you until you dont build a wall. I believe you. I think hes going to try. I dont. I k that people say obama said he was going to close guantanamo . People say a lot of things they dont do. But i do think that ted cruz has pruefrn that he will take actionable steps. Ted cruz is famous because he filibuster against the Affordable Care acted. Larry absolutely right. And when we mention hams on the floor. He wont stop until larry i will not fund planned parenthood, sam i am. Neither one of them will win anyway. [ applause ] its something to talk about, though. Larry do you think theres an honest criticism of ted cruz with trump taking all the oxygen. Trump is really loud. So whatever theyre saying about cruz, youll never hear it. I feel like its a sneaky bait and switch. Larry i feel like the republican establishment is getting behind cruise like they plan to bleep you know whats funny . I said trump would stand by hillre hillary to disrupt the Republican Party. That was my thought process. But now im like i dont know. Theyre inching cruz out. Larry you think it will be the kanye swift think. They could be working together. Are you telling me, that con way planned that [ applause ] larry im just saying. Are you serious . I made this up. I heard it here, folks. Theyre on the same label, right . Oh, i love it. Its music. Larry were being played by the republicans and kanye . Oh, i get what youre saying. Cruz and trump are on the same party. The reason why, you mentioned that today, and i never thought it was a bait and switch, and the reason i think its not impossible is because cruz is talking about all the bleep that the republicans have been pushing for years. But he cant say, it because nobody will voted for him. And hes extra crazy. And a little xraez feels a little safer. People are saying im not going for hchl . This little duck . Yeah. [ applause ] larry exactly. Nobody likes cruz. I mean, lindsey agreement said trump and cruise is like being shot or poisoned. Yeah. Cruz aint got no emotion on his face. Its weird. Larry i do honestly think they hate trump at this point. The republican establishment. Trump hates trump. Deep down inside. But hes too deep in it now. I think he needs help. You think selfhate is causing all this . It could be, i see it in the hood all the time. Never lies. Its sad. All you have to worry about trump is hell noernt a good price for the white house and u larry well be right back. 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Y Comedy Central captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. Org from Comedy Centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. cheers and applause trevor welcome to the daily show. Im trevor noah. Thank you, everybody. Thank you so much. Tonights guest from the great state of south carolina, senator Lindsey Graham is here cheers and applause thats coming up in a bit. But first, yesterday was another primary election day, and because tuesday is the most convenient day of the week to take three hours out of your life, the people of arizona chose to do just that. Yeah, only person sadder than the ones who had to wait in line for three hours is john kasich, who got fewer votes than marco rubio, a man who isnt even in the race anymore. laughter it sort of makes sense i guess arizona would identify with marco rubio, because they, too, are desperate for water. laughter but last nights winners were, of course, Hillary Clinton and donald trump. They both won in arizona. Ted cruz won in utah. Bernie sanders had victories in both utah and idaho. But the biggest biggest fights of the evening wasnt over states. It was over wives. Trump alleging cruzs campaign ran negative ads between his wife Melania Trump tweeting, be careful, lying ted, or i will spill the beans on your wife. Cruz firing back, calling trump a coward. If donald wants to get in a character fight, hes better off sticking with me because heidi is way out of his league. laughter trevor what the hell kind of comeback is that . Im the creepy one. Up to the deal with me. And why does ted cruz always sound like hes delivering lines from a movie. You want a character debate, bob, you better stick with me because Cindy Ellen Wade is way out of your league. Trevor i see what happened here. Youre running for president , so you steal lines from the american president. Clearly, theres no love lost between trump and cruz. And that also turns out to be true between trump and most republican leaders. Donald trump is a phony, a fraud. Im very concerned for our country if we nominate him. This is going to be a disaster for the Republican Party. Very dangerous for the country. Very dangerous for the party. Donald trump as president i believe would be a disaster. This party does not prey on peoplepeoples prejudices. Donald trump does not represent me, and he does not represent my party. Donald trump does not represent the Republican Party. He doesnt represent the Republican Party or its values. Trevor wow. Thats like new stepdad levels of hate. bleep you, donald youll never be my dad i mean, nominee i get whyhe