Governor Scott Walkers Campaign still owed vendors 1. 2 million. Thats half the cost of two of my chains you know all my broads is foreign. Money tall like jordan. You know what im saying, larry . Larry truuuuuuuue this has been 2 Chainz Explainz. 2 Chainz Explainz and make sure to pick up 2 chainz new album collegrove with lil wayne available now wherever records are sold. Im assuming online somewhere. Now on to our top story. Hillary clinton gave a speech after her win on saturday, and there was a curious response to it. Theres the speech. Hillary we need to bring more people into our party. Keep the enthusiasm of young voters. Develop a pipeline for new leaders. Larry sounds pretty normal, right . Well, heres the analysis. Odonnell chris, you know, one of the trickier things to teach, uh, people about public speaking is that the microphone works. You dont have to actually yell. audience reacts larry yell . Theyre talking to hillary like shes an idiot. as cavewoman hillary . Og no understand magic talking stick, what me do . Oh, me scream loud, me smash Glass Ceiling applause i dont understand. What are they telling her . Not to mention, its just three men talking about this. I mean, arent you guys being a weebit patronizing . Mathews its got nothing to do with gender because no, no. Larry matthews the technique. Its technique, dammit, its not personality or character. Larry oh, no, chris mathews, you do not get to be a part of a conversation criticizing someone yelling into a microphone. Dont come out here and pretend you care about old people. Youre wrong, wrong, wrong. You can call for revolution, but it aint gonna happen. Where is this guy . We have our knives out. bullhorn . Larry hey, Chris Matthews your microphone works cheers and applause but i understand why theyre being a little harsh on hillary because none of the candidates who are dangling d are being loud at all. Do you swear you will vote for donald trump tomorrow . They are getting a one way trip to guantanamo and well find out everything they know. And the alphabet soup of government that strongles Small Businesses and well unleash Economic Growth larry man voices sound good there is just something president ial when a man yells into a microphone. And its not just the media thats trying to shush hillary. Sanders if you are talking about the wall street bailout, where some of your friends destroyed this economy clinton you know sanders through excuse me, im talking. Cooper let him sprung. Larry ooh apparently bernies socialism doesnt include sharing the conversation. applause all right, okay. Sorry for the bern, bernie, but in all fairness, theyre at least having a heated debate. Chris matthews, show bernie how a real condescending interruption works. There is gonna be Congress Sitting with you, you gotta do business with no matter who gets elected. Revolution sounds like a pass. More importantly like a you dont have to worry about logic anymore, just im going to have a revolution and pay for everything. Larry oh, my god, you are such an asshole cheers and applause i have a lot to say about this, but you know what . Im going to cede the flood to my esteemed the nightly show colleagues who know a lot more about being shushed and interrupted than i do. Please welcome holly walker, robin thede, franchesca ramsey, and grace parra cheers and applause holly look, guys. Just a simple message we want to give you quit interrupting us. We know that sometimes its confusing because were good listeners. Franchesca but sometimes were only pretending to be good listeners because were pissed about being interrupted. Robin ever had a great idea you couldnt say because colleagues wouldnt let you get a word in edgewise . All we have. Grace ever been on a date where he monologued for three straight hours . All yup holly my last date never knew i was funny. He interrupted me every time i tried to speak. Im talking to you, mark. All bleep you, mark. Franchesca its not that we think your ideas arent good. Theyre objectively not good. Robin just like ours. Franchesca point is, everyone deserves to say their bleep ideas out loud without getting shushed. Holly true equality is when every man and woman grace indeed, everyone on the gender spectrum franchesca can get their thought out all then be judged as an idiot. applause robin and look, we know its hard. Its hard to let a woman talk when youre dying to chime in. Holly but this is how you do it. Im sorry, you were talking. Please continue. Then you shut your bleep mouth. applause grace and the woman finishes the point she was making sorry, holly. I interrupted you. Holly thanks, grace. See, larry, when you interrupt someone, youre telling them that what theyre saying doesnt matter. 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Donald, are you intentionally trying to get candidates to stoop to your level of rhetoric . Trump what level . The winning level . Marco rubio, ted cruz, they cant match my rhetoric, but its not their fault we all know how hispanics are with english. audience reacts its a complete disaster. Larry thats offensive. But im not going to go there. But what about your insults towards former candidates like mitt romney and john mccain . Trump you mean loser and war loser . Okay . They lost to obama, almost as badly as your show is losing to jimmy fallon at 11 30. Larry what . Thats not fair no, no, no. Fallon is on network, and were on wait, youre trying to get me to stoop. I see what youre doing, donald. Trump see what, larry . Your glasses, i mean, come on, theyre thick. Theyre unbelievably thick. I mean, can you really see through those . Thats what im wondering. Really. Larry glasses burn . Nice try, but im not going to take any cheap shots against you. Trump of course, youre not. You know why . Because youre a black. audiencereacts and the blacks love me. They do. They really do. Theyre an amazing people. laughter larry the blacks . Cmon, donald. Thats racist. Trump racist . Im not racist. Okay . Come on. If i were racist, id say the nword, which is a disgusting word. I hardly ever use it. laughter larry hardly ever . Okay. Will not stoop. Will not match your level of bullying. Trump youre not gonna match me. Just like how you will never feel the love that Stephen Colbert felt from his fans. Stephen Stephen Larry stop it stop it now youre just being cruel but i will not give in, i am strong. I will keep the discourse. High. I will not stoop. Trump i have to say, i admire you. I really do. Larry thank you. Trump ive never seen a bald man that looks like you with that much courage. Unbelievable. Larry what the bleep did you just call me . 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First up, the nightly show contributor rory albanese. cheers and applause the nightly show contributor robin thede. cheers and applause and hes currently getting the word out as part of step on up, an Educational Program developed for people with diabetic nerve pain, and his new movie barbershop the next cut opens on april 15, comedian and actor cedric the entertainer. cheers and applause and for everyone at home, join our conversation right now on twitter, nightlyshow, using tonightly. Okay. So this is really one of those fun topics, but i had to ask, especially with rory because this is a big issue for you. This sounds serious, guys, but it isnt. Were going to talk about ghostbusters. laughter the trailer for the allfemale version of ghostbusters popped up online last week and people blasted it for being racist, saying that the three white leads are scientists and the black girl, whos played by leslie jones, works for the m. T. A. Why couldnt she be a scientist, too . Some people are really insane laughter im saying, is there any validity to people being upset here . Yeah, sure, if there was real life, but its a movie about busting ghosts who cares if youre a fan of the original movie you just know shes playing ernie hudsons role like the everyday man. But the other thing is she works for the m. T. A. But that doesnt mean shes not smart. applause people need to chill out. I think people take ate little too serious. Really, if youre going to bust up ghosts, do you want to be with a scientists or a bus driver . laughter have you not seen the video of the dude and the cleveland bus driver . I want to roll with the bus driver. Larry yeah, its true. Is there anything to, like, just because of the history of film, the black persons always the sidekick and people are reacting to more of that kind of legacy, how come the black person cant be the scientist shes not a scientist, shes a fullon ghostbusters, which is great. Im probably the most qualified to talk about this, so i think its important. laughter i think youre right, though. Its a movie. But there is a component thats odd. You said the ernie hudson character, you know, you can suspend your disbelief that the city gets overrun by ghost bus you cant suspend your disbelief that a black woman has a ph. D. . It feels like theres a component to it. If you watch the trailer, the trailer has a part in it where its, like, youre the smartest person in the world and the best scientist ever and leslie jones is, like, im street smart. I didnt make the movie. I dont know why. Im telling you what people reacted to. I feel like leslie jones. Larry thats where the reaction came from . To me its more to have the way the trailer is built. It sets it up. Its, like, one, two, three. And i know things about the streets. And i agree there is a lot of smart people that work for the m. T. A. And many are engineers and thats how you build trains but there is a component, all right, i see why people get upseptember but people get upset about everything. If they cast a white girl to play the role we would have been mad there was no black people at all. Why does there only have to be one black ghostbusters . Shes m. T. A. And ghostbusters, she knows best about the unions. laughter she came in and its, like, huhuh, we gonna get paid for every ghost we bust, so these uniforms applause they needed her scientists dont think like that, how much theyre going to get paid per hour. Why does leslie jones take that . You kidding me . Youre gas as a ghostbusters . She didnt take it. She responded. At less dog. Right there. Larry this is a goat from leslie i think on twitter. She said its not a man, woman race class thing, its a ghostbusters thing and, as far as im thing, were all ghostbusterss, stand tall. applause thats fantastic. But my question is are we all ghostbusterss . Are we really . laughter no, thats the thing that requires a bit of training. But there is the part of how do you not say yes to being an iconic movie in any capacity . If they made an Indiana Jones movimovie and i had to play his accountant, i would say, im in dr. Jones, youre spending too much money on whips i would take that in a second just to be a part of Indiana Jones i think some people just want to be mad. They havent seen it and theyre mad. If eddie murphy did the professor, they would say, yeah, hes the professor but why nutty. Why are we all django. Larry are we . Are we all django . laughter are we underestimating the problem of ghosts in the big city . laughter yes. I think that should be the issue. Im more concerned we have four rookie ghostbusters handling all the ghosts in new york city. I was here in 84 when the last one happened. We have a zoo situation on our hands. I think donald trump is a ghost. Cant keep that mother bleep down thats why he paints his face orange. Im alive, i swear laughter somebody get some proton packs what is that tan hes got . Its like a cheetos tan. It is. What is that . Larry he could be one of those g ghostbusters ghosts, handing out cheetos. Do you believe in ghosts . No. But when i watch bills medium shows, i get scared. Larry really . No, man. Larry you dont think theres any chance theres ghosts . I think there may be but i dont believe in them. So if they exist, i go, i dont believe in you. laughter larry and they go away i would be scared, but i dont believe in you, bro, so sorry. laughter larry you just throw away his existence. Yeah, rip their selfesteem. Thats what i do. Like, youre nothing, i dont believe in you. That is the same technique i use for trump. I dont believe in him. Larry if only he would go away because of that cheers and applause there you go. 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But doesnt america get cancer if he becomes president . Oh, man, i think i have to cure cancer, right . Yeah. Larry sorry, trump, you get to be president. Thanks for watching. I know thats sad dont give me sad ones, guys dont forget to ask me your keep it 100 questions on twitter. Goodnightly, everyone cheers and applause . From comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. cheers and applause . Trevor welcome to the daily show, im trevor noah. Thank you so much. My guest tonight from broad city ilana glaryz and abbi jacobson, everybody. But before we begin tonight, i just want to say fairwell to peyton manning. One of the greatest quarterbacks in history. He is the alltime leader in passing, touchdowns, quarterback wins and balls on a trainers face, allegedly, allegedly, allegedly am he announced today that he is retooring from the nfl after 18 years, yeah. Apparently he wants to spend more time with his sponsors. He will be rich, i mean missed. applause fairwell, peyton. So from one man covered in orange to another, i laughter i think we can all agree donald trump is the best thing to happen to politics. No, no, no. Hear me out. Hear me out. Cuz there was a time when for most people watching primary debates was a chor. And one of those chores that you dont have to do, you know, like dusting the toilet. But now thanks to trump, people are once again engeajed in the democratic process, hoping, just hoping to catch moments like this. He referred to my hands, if theyre small, Something Else must be small. I guarantee you, theres no problem. I guarantee you. Trevor thats right. That, that was a prime time president ial debate, where the frontrunner reassured the American Public that he has a huge penis. Now, now the thing that people dont really know is, its actually someone elses huge penis and trump just licenses his name on it. Thats all that is. applause but funny thing, sometimes what happens when youre as perfectly endowed as donald trump is that the next morning, its the other person who wakes up smiling and satisfied. Ted cruz wakes up with new momentum in the republican president ial race this morning