Great show tonight, keke palmer on the show tonight. [ cheering and applause ] and i am in a great mood. I had so much fun watching last nights super bowl. Not the game itself, that sucked. I was going for denver, yall. I was right. But everything around it was just awesome. I mean how about that puppymonkeybaby . Im sorry, that thick is way too scary to be selling soda. I slept with a nightlight on last night. Puppymonkeybaby was haunting my dreams. That should not be a thing. Im just say oink. That was so strange. I remember, the best add for the one with where seal taught me this about the nfl. No, no, no. Im sorry nfl. I reject this premise. Watching football is not an aphrodisiac. Its not. You want me to believe that for the ladies theres nothing hotter than their man in his sixth hour of watching football, gut hanging out of his undersized jersey, cheeto dust all over his mouth, and then what . You both reach for that last bud light lime, and thats when the [bleep] starts. Later well talk about beyonce blackening up the super bowl. Very nice. I like that. The other big game this weekend was republican political debate in New Hampshire which began with a false start. Dr. Ben carson. [ applause ] texas senator ted cruz. [ applause ] businessman, donald trump. Larry go, go. This was so sad. Whats wrong . They called your name, go so not only does black droopy the dog screw up his entrance, he stays there like hes an usher. Oh, hello, mr. Trump, could you just wait here please. Hello mr. Rubio, youre at podium four. Nice to see you again, mr. Bush. Oh, man, just crazy. Very entertaining. The winner of the night was donald trump. How he keeps winning this these i have no idea. People arent even listening to trump any more just blind support. Trump, oooh. Listen to the support of torture. I would bring back waterboarding. Id bring back a hell of a lot worse than waterboarding. Larry what is he thinking besides the cold play half time show without beyonce and bruno mars. Dont let anyone make you feel so bad being so white. Trump defense of torture was delivered mere seconds after cruz laid out the very definition of torture. Under the law, torture is excruciating pain that is equivalent to losing organs and systems. Larry trump is literally calling for the removal of organs while questioning. Let me tell you pulling out a mans intestinal tract isnt nearly as cute as this Super Bowl Ad makes it seem. They dont have faces, guys. Thats one of the things they look for in a colonoscopy. If your intenstines start growing a face, you have severe medical problems. You got some issues. But the biggest loser of the night turned out to be marco rubio, who had some strong words for president obama. Lets just start once for all with the in this case in this Sha Barack Obama doesnt know what hes doing. He knows exactly what hes doing. Larry okay. I think somebody knew exactly what you were doing, rubio. You see, everybody, i want the people at home to think about this. Thats what washington, d. C. Does. The driveby shot at the beginning with incorrect and incomplete information and then the memorized 25second speech that is exactly what his advisers gave him. Larry christies saying youre a robot, man, and that you say the same thing every time. How you going to respond . Come on, man. Freestyle on him. But i would add this. Lets dispel with this fiction that barack obama doesnt know what hes doing. He knows exactly what hes doing. [ laughter ] larry thats your freestyle . The same thing . Ill give you one more chance. Whats the bottom line . Heres the bottom line. This notion that barack obama doesnt know what hes doing is just not true. There he is. Larry responded to the accusation of being too scripted by being too scripted. All right. I know you must have been really embarrassed. I get it, man. Its hot under the lights. He called you out. Maybe he caught you off guard. Here is your chance to set the record straight. Were not fate of facing a president that doesnt know what hes doing, he knows what he is doing. Larry you have to be [bleep] kidding me. He did it again. Whats wrong with you . Trump if youre looking for torture make him listen to marco rubio. It was not the first time that rubios campaign has revealed itself to be embarrassingly scripted. Just take a look at this rubio ad that is currently airing in New Hampshire. Its time we got someone in the white house that represents me. Someone like, marco rubio. Go marco hes been here, and listened. Right here in New Hampshire. Larry all right. Yeah. Seem like innocent look at the happy honest folks of New Hampshire. On the other hand sounds like like an ad that aired in iowa. Its time we got someone in the white house that represents me. Someone like. Marco rubio. Go marco hes been here and listened. Right here in iowa. [ laughter ] larry thats right. A Marco Rubio Campaign ad is plagiarizing another Marco Rubio Campaign ad hes stealing from himself dont believe me . Take a look at these ads. He gets the new economy. Go marco. Hes got our values. Plan for new american century. Larry so the zombie candidate is now recruiting a whole army of zombies . I guess that would explain this footage from a Rubio Campaign rally in manchester last week. Thats actual footage you guys. Dont make this [bleep] up. So, the g. O. P has gotten so bizarre. You know what they remind me of . Puppymonkeybaby. Thats right. I said it. You know its true. Jeb bush is the hangdog puppy. He was bred specifically to be a president , but instead he just flops around helplessly. Although he has recently stopped peeing all over himself, so thats progress. Rubio is the monkey, mindlessly repeating whatever his trainer tells him to, and Donald Trumps the baby, yelling and whining and keeping everyone from having an adult conversation. 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It was boardgame night with the dalai lama. Great guy. Terrible player. Go paperless dont stress, girl i got the discounts that you need its a balancing act, but i got to give the people what they want more box. Any words for the critics . What can i say . Critties gonna neg. [ applause ] the what . [ laughs ] ba da ba ba ba [ applause ] larry welcome back. As you may know, were in the middle of black History Month, a 29day marathon of forcing weird black fun facts onto peoples televisions. Which brings me to question that seems to get asked every february. Is black history a month thing or just [bleep] we need to debate this. And since were on cable, the only way is to have people take polaropposite positions and argue over each other. So without further ado, heres another installment of pardon the integration. Please welcome nightly show contributors mike yard and rory albanese. [ applause ] okay. Tonights topic should there even be a black History Month or does it just widen the gap between races in this country . Mike will take the problack History Month side, and rory will be against it. Ready . Ive been waiting for this for years. Start out as the dick when we do this . Cant i just be and begin. Black history is under taught and under valued, okay . Mlk day not enough to mob or the black struggle we need to teach students that in white centric schools about the many accomplishments of african americans. Mike, what we need to teach the horrors of segregation stop segregating between black and white. When the nba put out top 50 players, didnt break into top 50 black players and it would. Thats because there havent been 50 white players in the history of the nba who are even good. Really, mike . Okay. Larry bird. John stockton. That slavic guy. [bleep] thats what i thought. Have been white washing history textbooks like atlantic triangle. Okay . Black people deserve to have their history told. Its true. But so depressing. I wonder why. If i want to see how horribly black people have been treated ill watch the news, oppression. Here we go. [ laughter ] its the same stuff. What about all the black contributions to america that are inspiring. George washington carver came up with a hundred uses for the peanut. Its 2016 everyone is allergic to peanuts now. No one cares. That noise means its time to switch sides argue the opposite perspective. Because remember this is a mindless argument. Okay . Now, rory will be in favor of black History Month. And mike you will now be against black History Month. [ laughter ] im so excited about this. This is not something that i want to do. Okay, the last time you guys call me a sell out mike, mike, stop it. That would never happen. This is a did you it. Its professional argument. And go. All right. I guess black History Month is insult to people of color, i mean by implying that our history is only worth acknowledging only one month out of the year. Here we go. Why dont you and stacy go thats right. Wow you start to hash tag oscars not white enough, mike, how about that . Wow. Black History Month is essential because if you cant understand the past how can you navigate the present . I cant believe you just asked me that. Its cool. I did. Your black history, sir, isnt always accurate. Rosa parks wasnt supposed to be the first black woman to be arrested that was claudette way to take down that attention whore rosa parks. I know. Seriously mike, what the [bleep] thank you, larry. What are you talking about . This is what i was afraid of. Mike, were not turning on you. What do you call it . Were just saying black History Month is great. Because black people are great. Am i right . 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Didnt put herself into the record on top of the things. Wouldnt seem authentic. I did bad that she up staged chris whats his name from huhuh. Cold play. Thats not what you know who they are. I felt bad for him. Tweeted maroon 5 is killing it. I loved that. It was so cute. Told him what it was. But it is more political than beyonce has been. Yeah. Larry do we have clips from the video . Lets show clips from that video just want to show. Larry i know. Some people say she was dressed like black panthers. All this. Is do you think intentional political message during the super bowl . I do. I think it was political message in general. I think that, you know, i think that is why the song was so interesting because trying to find way to talk about the issue, but also do it in artistic way. You know what im saying . As entertainer people want you to talk about whats happening but in way thats natural to you. I feel like she found way to do it. With symbol down to the words. If you she sounds but the lyrics are like listen to what im saying. I think she did a good job of making the song reelingly fun like you can dance in the club but if you look at the message in the video, we live in very like gif culture. You can watch it without any audio and understand that shes making a message about black lives matter. In her way. Has to make it her way. Exactly. Beyonce is the master of giving you the visual imagery but also the lyrical look. Michael but the and what is going on. Those lyrics were heavy. Larry at least dont have the im like, yo, michael was letting you know. Larry but is beyonce is she becoming an activist now . Because, im confused. Because the lyrics that have video i dont think so much activist. Now i have to now i feel the need to Say Something in this way. I think you have to be really careful. Larry accessorizing. I dont think so. Be careful. Wait a minute. You dont want to step into that carey hilton territory, if you dont know what im talking you step out of line. Larry should explain. We dont talk about kerry because she said things you want to be careful. Larry beyonce doesnt care about me. She cares about all of us, larry. Didnt you watch the video . I know beyonce cares about me. Okay. Larry is there expectation for somebody as huge and as influential as beyonce to be political or people just accept her for whatever. Sometimes people can feel that issue but that brings up the whole thing, difference between somebody like Michael Jordan and maam ed ali. Larry he got criticize the. Republicans buy tennis shoes why should i divide people. You have to be careful. Its your choice as an individual person whether you are celebrity or not. I think larry feeling pressure right now . Or her way . You know, personally, maybe. Very personal for her shes saying, you know, in the like i like my jackson five like shes letting you know some things but not saying larry saying jackson five her negro does. Thats how she shes not. More tito or jermaine, just want to know. Larry thats what i was going to say. Thats true. The difference is larry used to be mellon. Im just telling the truth. Well do a graph of it later. Really important thing that her lyrics were not so heavy. You saw images of dont shoot us, her lyrics werent saying that. They were still saying, like shes im sitting here knowing every single little thing, i know what is going on. I see what is going on. Im going to use my platform to bring more attention it to. You dissect it and take away as audience our responsibility to do the work after like celebrity opens your eyes to an issue, i dont think that you should be making a vote just because somebody said you should vote for this person or care about this issue. Then you need to go do your homework. 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Goodnightly everyone [ cheering and applause ] from Comedy Centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah cheers and applause captioning sponsored by Comedy Central trevor welcome to the daily show im trevor noah thank you so much great show for you tonight our guests tonight from the new netflix comedy love, Gillian Jacobs is here, everybody cheers and applause trevor and wow, what a weekend this was, for me, especially. I got to visit New Hampshire for the first time. Yeah, which was incredibly white. laugh