No bleep . This is the nightly show, lets do this thing captioning sponsored by Comedy Central [cheers and applause] larry welcome to the i like this crowd, man. [cheers and applause] heme your host larry wilmore. On this show, we spend a lot of time talking about miscarriages of justice. Well, tonight we have an honestto goodness carriage of justice. The good news comes amazingly from texas. Remember those undercover videos taken of planned parenthood illegally selling fetus tissue. It turned out not to be true and planned parenthood is pleased. This is the best thing to come out of houston since beyonce and to a lesser extent solange [laughter] and the jurors didnt stop with clearing planned parenthood, they also went after the people trying to set up planned parenthood. But the panel cleared planned parenthood and indicted the activists. They face felony charges they tampered with a government record. Also charged with violating the states prohibition on the purchase and sale of human organs. Larry they could go to jail for this. The people who made the [bleep] video selling body parts are the ones being charged. Let me see that again. Ahhh, im so happy, and now im sad. And ill tell you why. Heres the thing about bull bleep . People remember it a lot more than they remember the truth. So even though planned parenthood has been cleared in most peoples minds, theyll incorrectly be associated with this. Selling the body parts of aborted baby. They are taking baby awe parts. Baby parts. Rip up on body parts like they are parts to a buick. The babys head. To harvest its brain. Larry no. They. Didnt. So the damage has been done. Especially when people are predisposed to wanting to believe something. Its like when donald trump spread those bull bleep lies about obama being born in kenya. So obama produces his longform birth certificate, but it doesnt matter. 20 of people still dont think he was born here. Guys, i dont have a joke for this, i just want it to sink in. This is the power of bull bleep . In fact, 43 of republicans still think hes a secret muslim are you kidding me . Just because somebody likes to pray five times a day oop, did i say too much . Did i do that. Alright, onto our main story teenagers are getting into trouble. So were kicking off a new segment, larrys naughty teen roundup. Hold on guys. I dont think i approved that name. I mean, yes, technically we are covering a story about teens misbehaving, but youre making it sound a little pervy. Lets try again. [laughter] larry no. Larry does not eye filthy teens god, thats even worse than the first one. Its a whip. I didnt mean play it again my Graphics Department hates me. Alright, so how are these filthy teens getting naughty. Tensions are high after this photo was posted on line. Shows Desert Vista High School students wearing shirts spelling out what appears to be a racial slur. Larry it doesnt appear to be a racial there are, that is a racial slur. It appears to be the word nigger. Thats what it appears to be. Okay, so apparently, these kids were trying to do a class photo, spelling out best youve ever seen, class of 2016. Best youve ever seen . Not when it comes to photo composition. Apparently. You cant even read the thing. Then, after the photo, a couple of girls wearing those tshirts decided to play a lifesized version of words with stupid friends. People, theres not even an i or a g in the original message thats how much these dumbdumbs wanted to spell the nword. They had to get creative okay girls, i know how bummed we all are that we cant spell out the nword, but if we just use the one in 2016 as an i, and asterisks for the gs, then were golden [laughter] ive never seen anybody make such an effort to use the nword. But hey, i guess thats what you get for sending your kids to Quentin Tarantino high. [laughter] i have to say theres a real villain here i believe is being overlooked. The asterisk. Because they said ni asterisk asterisk er. Were the ones that said they wrote with an n word. For instance what word do you think of when you see this . [laughter] you must be thinking of [bleep] [bleep] with me. [applause] thats a lot of bleeping they got to do right now. No, it was folk. You might wonder larry why would you be offended with the word folk. Have you ever been drug with a concert, compound of hoe ha. That noise, i cant take it. Finally i have to say arizona thats a Younger Generation by using asterisk to spell out a word. You guys are a really racist state. I remember when you fought really hard to not celebrate ml. K. You know did that. You passed that law just pull over browns because of mexicans. Thats progress. Good for you a asterisk asterisk hole. Well be right back. 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Heres an example of it happening to david blaine [laughter] so this time, im giving you fair warning you guys black reacted. Remain calm, i do not actually have magical powers, no need to be alarmed. Were just going to be calm. Larry all right, okay. Lets imagine these represents actors. Im going to show you guys the power of focus. Can you hold out your hand there. Im just going to ask you a couple questions, very simple, okay. What is the color of this ace. Black. Larry thats a k worth. My fault, i should have been more clear. Its a joke its a joke, a horrible joke. Heres the question which ace should be on top ace of spades or ace of clubs. Ace of clubs. Larry okay. Youre really focused on black, arent you. Yes. Larry but see the academy doesnt [bleep] [bleep] get the [bleep] come on. Larry this is a rare strain of black reaction. It will pass. No, it wont larry its me, its larry, its larry. No, its larry. Its okay, its okay. Im just saying it was black. Larry i know. Its okay. Are we all we tried. Can you do this. Larry okay. All right. Take a look. This is hollywood racism were talking about, okay. Academy vendors arent just like any old ma cision. They are practically ill show you. Lets say these cards of performance issues. They could have been black, asian, any people of color. All of these people are people that could have been performing this year. But once the oscars get into it. Boom. Oh, now. No, no. White no. [bleep] dont do that now [bleep] larry Academy Members are i told you he was the devil. Larry stop it. Larry stop it. Thank you. Video streaming burns tons of data. And those other guys love over charging you for it. Not tmobile now you can binge watch without watching your data. Its binge on only from tmobile. Get unlimited streaming on netflix, hbo now, hulu, and more. Plus get four lines with up to six gigs each for just thirtyfive bucks a line. Thats right. Six gigs each plus all the video streaming you want with binge on. 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Last night i was watching the top secret democratically debate deguysed as the democratic townhall on cnn. A kid stood up and asked hillary a question that even she seemed to be taken aback. Take a look. We are bernie supporters and i dont see in fact i heard from quite a few people my age that they think youre dishonest. Larry it seems like hillary is always being questioned on her reputation. Is this a fair take on hillary . Im trying to Say Something my honest take about hillary, politics aside, you can disagree with things shes done politically. But we have to stop hating women. As a culture, i feel like theres larry you think this is about women hate. Yes. A lot of politicians dont have this kind of rhetoric about them and these things that have nothing to do with the campaign. Really. [cheers and applause] i love Bernie Sanders but is he really more honest than hillary. Are any of them more honest. Do you think bernie is going to get free college for every kid. Do you really believe that. Do you think donald trump is going to build a wall and have mexico pay for it. Thats not happening. Who said anything had politics to do with fairness. Hillary being in the public eye knows this more than anything. Last time she was president ha ha ha. She had everyone calling her bill. So is that was tough for her. That was tough. Larry how much does bill have to do with this whole narrative of her being untrustworthy. 7 . Absolutely larry she stood next to him i think they are mad about that. People are still resentful in the 90s it was cool to blame the woman when the husband cheated. Now its the opposite we are sympathetic for women who get cheated on but she has that initial resentment. Like the partner you brak brokep with, the guy who didnt take out the garbage. Larry i dont think it had anything to do with that man. I dont think people loved hillary before bill. I never heard that kind of love for hillary. I never heard that. I think people just dont like, hillary is a strong woman who isnt apologetic for being strong and it scares people. Thats what i think it is. I was just going to say i love her, i always have loved her. I love her like i love lady macbeth. And its not like i do think we do give her a hard time. I dont know if its because shes a woman, or you know. There has been, to me a little suspicious. Let me say a little suspicious. I agree with you i think all politicians are untrust worthy. But this email thing seems a little bit unpurchased to me. Its putting it out there once you put it out there you cant trust you are had, she lies. How do you think they deal with that in a bottle. Do you remember the 90s . Hes just hearing this [bleep] its hard to put her back in the bottle. Its hard man. Let me tell you something. I never had sex with lazy eye alice but once the hood started talking about it. I believed it. I did it though but i never did. But theres that mural. Its still there. I dont even know lazy hed alice. But you cant put her back in the bottle. Like the masses just putting things out there. We talked about it earlier, now hes doing it with cups and people seem with cruz and people seem to like buy it. Why is there so much stickiness. Stickys a weird word. Just some general. I know what you mean. How do you believe trump isnt really like that in reality. So like theyre only for reality shows, thats the problem. I think the biggest part about like people love the juice, right. You love to hear the juice like the lazy eye alice story like im never going to forget that. But people love to think of that but when you hear whats really real you dont want to let it go. For instance michael jackson. Everybody said he bleached his skin, right. But after he passed, it was shown medically he had virigio. Everybody thought he wanted to be white and they cant let that go. The truth hurts people. The truth is larry i thought you were going to bring up the thing about the kids. Well, i cut that from what i was going to say. Im sure michael everybodys not perfect, larry. Like a Child Molesting a you have to bring up with [laughter] leave michael alone. Leave him alone. Larry okay. Well be right back. Well be right back. [laughter] we love, love, chocolaty, creamy, with a Little Something extra. Mmm deliciousness. Cookies or almonds. Yumminess. Hersheys is mine, yours, our chocolate. Introducing pizza huts first 5 flavor menu. Just 5 each when you order two or more. Can i get pizza for the whole team . You got it mr. Cuban just five bucks each. Wings and a hersheys cookie for five bucks each . Yes. Its easy to say yes to our first ever 5 flavor menu. Only at pizza hut. To help pay for her kids ice time. Before earning 1 cash back everywhere, every time. And 2 back at the grocery store. Even before she got 3 back on gas, all with no hoops to jump through. 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