This is the nightly show ladies and gentlemen. [cheers and applause] captioning sponsored by Comedy Central [cheers and applause] larry ya. Welcome to the nightly show im your host larry wilmore. About to go into space with ben carson, me and him. Im announcing it right now on the show. Its an inside joke. You have to see the nightly show. [cheers and applause] larry oh, tonight were joined by the man of a thousand voices hank azaria is going to be on the show. Very funny. [cheers and applause] larry funny and talented actor all in one package. By the way, good news for People Living in new york. The mayor bill de blasio announced a change. Minimum wage workers make 11. 50 an hour. A increase of 15 an hour by 2018. Larry 2018, 15 an hour will go a long way in post apocalyptic trumperica. Could happen. Could happen. This is big news. We thought we would talk to a city worker. Welcome rosa borquez. Hi, thank you, larry. Hi, hi. Larry you must be excited about this wage increase. Absolutely. The added income is life changing. My husband and kids are excited. Larry what will you spend it on first a car . Better. I can finally afford to live in north delaware. Larry north delaware, where do you live now. South delaware. I am moving 15 minutes up. Larry you work in new york city . You dont get to live in new york city by working for new york city. Its a gazillion dollars a month for a onebedroom apartment. With this raise i can live closer to a state adjacent to the state i work in. Im moving on up. Oh, ya. Moving on up larry for someone getting the raw end of the deal you sound excited. When youre on the bottom of a economic strata nobody gives a [beep] if youre unhappy. Larry true. Look how long it took to talk about the minimum wage. Im happy. Im on tv. On the boob tube, basic cable. All that i cant afford. Looking through a best buy window. Larry you really seem to sing a lot. Oh, ya, larry my ultimate dream is to be on broadway. Larry theater. No i want to direct traffic on broadway. Larry rosa borquez, everyone. [ applause ] larry our next story is from north korea. The sun splashed playground for the rich. The United States has a new and powerful reason to worry about north korea. The secretive nation claims they successfully tested their First Hydrogen bomb. Larry wow, that supersedes my worry of north korea. That seth rouge en would make another movie about it. This is Larry Wilmores catty movie comments brought to you by meow mix. No, these nuclear show downs are decided by those involved. During the cuban crisis nuclear problems were avoided because kennedy could handle krushchev and reagan had a handle on gorbachev. What do we know about kim jong un. We dont know much. The most contact we have through him is through Dennis Rodman. [ applause ] larry were doomed. United states is the richest most advanced nation and w we ae in the hands of this guy. Hey, Dennis Rodman was on celebrity apprentice. If trump becomes president , rodman maybe our secretary of state. We thought he would be the best person to talk to about the issue. Welcome former nba star and kim jong uns bff, Dennis Rodman. How you doing, ya, ya. Larry first off, why you hang out with a maniac like kimm jong un. Hold on. Kim jong un gets criticism. Hes a normal guy. Super chill. Super chill. Super chill. Larry really the perception is hes a brutal dictator. No, no, no. Hes like a lion with a thorn in his paw. You take out that thorn and hes a pussycat. Ya. Larry that analogy makes no sense at all. The reports are hes completely unstable. You take this from me, Dennis Rodman. He is stable. Stable. Larry why should i take it from you . You seem like a horrible judge of stable. Okay. Ahhh. Larry just saying. What do you do together . Every day he announces its his birthday. We go to pyongyang dennys. [laughing] ya, ya. Larry dennys . Yes. We eat for free. Free moons over my hammy. How, how you going to hate that guy . How you going to hate that guy . Larry its classic dictator behavior. Larry, you just focus on the negatives. Okay there are a lot of positives. Larry like what. Like every time he walks in the room people stand up and cheer. Who do that if he wasnt a nice guy . Ya. [ applause ] larry no, no. Thank you. Larry theyre worried hes going to kill them all. You are a conspiracy the theorist. Larry can you tell us anything are you crying . crying . Larry please, stop crying. i dont know you are having a breakdown. Should you handle sensitive Nuclear Issues . I can do this. I can do this. Im the little engine that could. I think i can. Choo Choo Choo Choo choo choo. Larry stop it, stop it, dennis. Youre not a train. Okay. With all do respect what experience do you have with diplomacy . You want credentials . Larry yes. Once in a 24 hour period i slept with Carmen Electra and the entire cast of coach including jerry van dyke. Larry okay this. Is a huge waste of my time. I was promised cake. Larry what . [laughing] larry what, why are you laughing . Because were going to get nuked, larry. Larry okay. Dennis rodman, everyone. We will be right back. [cheers and applause] tim thinks you need to be a mastermind to do your own taxes. So, we flew in a mastermind to help him. Well, did you buy a home . Yes. Then id press there. Intuit turbotax. Searchingcan you help . Used car . Start with the millions for sale at the new carfax. Com show me oneowner cars. Thats amazing. Plus you get a free carfax® report. Start your search at carfax. Com thought i told you to stay off our turf. And what would you know about turf, skipper . Lets end this here and now lets dance flo whoa there progressive covers boaand rvs, okay . Plenty of policies to go around. [ grunts ] oh, oh, im the bad guy . You threw a fish at us, so, yeah. Yeah. Coverage for land and sea. Now, thats progressive. [cheers and applause] larry welcome back. You know im a huge blerd, right. One blerdy thing i love is robots. Really love them. You know what i mean, right . You probably seen the headlines. [laughing] larry that little droid has a lot of love to give. Thats all im going to say, you guys. You can imagine how excited i was when i saw this. Crime fighting robots that look like r2d2. Larry Crime Fighting robots . The future is here, you guys. They dont look like enormous Crime Fighting butt plugs at all. Not at all. Alright. How do these how do these paul cypwhrarts work. These machines rome around 24 hours a 7. They feel, see and smell. Larry can they love . Serious leonardo dicaprio, you guys this. Is a disaster waiting to happen. Have you seen any movie this rarely ends well. Right. Alright. Im willing to give these things a chance. To see them in action we sent our own Rory Albanese out to Silicon Valley for a live demonstration for us. Rory, are you there. [ applause ] layery, i have to tell you. This is incredible. Check it out. The future of law enforcement. You have to watch it interact with the citizen. Greeting citizen, im here to help you anyway i can. Your safety and well being is my number one priority. Thank, robot. Im programmed to protect and serve. Pretty cool larry. Larry cool. They have a patented instinct chip in every unit. They respond like real police but better. Larry it seems so descent,. I know, right. Drop your weapon. Drop your weapon. Drop your weapon. Wait, wait. I just walked in here. What is going on. Overload. Please larry what is going on. Im with the show, im a friend. Remain calm or you will be detained. Larry calm down. I am calm. Larry calm down. Why are you saying im not calm. What is wrong . Robot hes on the show. Hes my friend. Oh, okay. Trustworthy vocal signature recognized. Standing down. Thank you. [beep]. Walle looking [beep]. Larry it list listened to the white guy. I didnt program it. Larry the Police Instinct chip, rory. Its early going, larry. They will have Software Update for larry to make it less race euflt. Larry stop making it mad. Im not doing anything. Larry youre yelling. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Larry i knew this wouldnt end well. We will be right back [cheers and applause] no way. Savor an egg mcmuffin any time you like. A fresh cracked egg, canadian bacon and an english muffin with real butter. Mcdonalds all Day Breakfast menu. Were always looking for ways to speed up your Car Insurance search. Heres the latest. Problem is, we havent figured out how to reverse it. For now, just log on to compare. Com. Plug in some simple info and get up to 50 free quotes. Choose the lowest and hit purchase. Now. If youll excuse me, im late for an important function. Compare. Com. Saving humanity from high insurance rates. Larry welcome back. Im here with my panelist. First up nightly show contributor robey albanese. Nightly show contributor mike yard, and his new animated series bordertown airs sunday at 1 30 on fox. Actor hank a saeur ya. For everyone at home, join our conversation. Earlier on the show we talked about the robot cops. Is this the best way to handle our issues of law enforcement, take away the human element. It confused me. Given how people have been treated this last year, i thought we removed the human element. True story. Exactly. As much problems i have had with the police and how they treat us i would rather deal with people than a machine. I tell that you. You can look into a persons eyes and see if they have a little asshole in them. I dont know. You know how to deal with them, right. I dont know how to read robot eyes sorry. I have never had a cop be an asshole to me. Larry why are they all white. Why cant there be black robots. Would black cops read us better than white cops . [laughing] let me tell you [ applause ] i had a black cop stop my brother, right. Pull my brother over. The car was fine. The cop said they thought the car was stolen. The cop started to search the car. I said why you searching the car. Look at the registration. It will tell you if its stolen. The white cop was cursing. The black cop was like, let him do what they got to do. You know how they are. I was like [beep] theyre like that because of you. Larry technology, im not going to say it scares me. I think a lot of it, all of the social things, it feels like it takes us from the human involvement. People go on first dates and have the phone out. How [beep] is that. You are more interested in the phone you may have a better date potential on the phone. You have to keep your options open. Larry the webpage, this is not you. Exactly. Where the hell is this guy. People dont know how to deal with people anymore. We take people out of the equation. Some people dont want to deal with it. I would love vending machines or robots at the Movie Theater instead of explaining popcorn to the person behind the counter. Thats a science thats too complicated. I just want a soda. Have the button and a soda. The lady says cheri coke. Nobody drinks cheri coke. Its sad. Larry its weird. Im torn. I like the stuff. I like the gadgets. I like the days when you were gone and tpho eb could reach you. Off the grid. Larry off the grid was awesome. When you were do what shady [beep]. In the cab and writing letters to people. People call you, you dont have to answer. You can hit ignore. Do you do it. I do it all the time. Sorry, if its my mom, ya. [beep]. I love you, mom. I love you, mom. Larry you ever feel guilty you have to return an email or text right away . No, its the opposite. When stuff comes in that makes you angry not firing off right away is better. Take a beat, relax. You dont have to answer now. Thats the problem with phones. You answer immediately. The next thing you know. [beep] larry you and i have such a different life. You go home [beep] when the cops pull me over its like, have a nice day, sir. I never had a cop tell me to have a nice day. Larry this is our conversations p end. Get the [beep] out of here. I wonder about the connectivity makes us more alone. Spend depends on what youre. Like with porn, for example. Like for ten minutes you feel very connected. [laughing] ten minutes, good for you, sir. Good for you. Larry ten minutes. Wow. [laughing] a lot of story in the for watching the whole thing. I didnt say sex. I said porn. You going to sleep with them. I dont know. Spoiler alert. Probably goes [beep]. [laughing] larry i love that porn takes over every technology that ever existed. The First Technology was porn. Stop from the bottom and work the way back up. Thats the way it is. Some people you wouldnt know theyre lonely. You look at their Facebook Page theyre busy. Some people are very busy online. Thats it. Check the calendar theyre everywhere. You go there, theyre not there. Larry i dont like the checking in at places. I dont need to know everything youre up. To i took my shoes off. I dont care about the shoes. I ate a cookie, delicious. I have cookies. I have a buddy who does. He takes a photograph of his food. I know, why . Why . Larry i have no idea. [beep]. Its to rub it in the face of poor people. Check it out im eating well. Thats how evil we are as americans. We eat so much we take pictures of it. Larry if you have a regular cam raw would never put the len [laughing] could you imagine that. You have to get under it. Larry thats why nobody took dick pics back in the day. Put it in the water hang it up. Oh, thats a nice one. [laughing] look at this. [laughing] the third one. Then of course to send it. [laughing] mail it, write out the address. I still just for old time sakes i do Oil Paintings of my dick. Thats a classy man there. Come on, ladies. That is a renaissance man there. Thats why you are who you are. Larry alright. We will be right back. [cheers and applause] grab free tickets of a taping of tim thinks you need to be a mastermind to do your own taxes. So, we flew in a mastermind to help him. Well, did you buy a home . Yes. Then id press there. Intuit turbotax. [cheers and applause] larry were almost out of time. First lets keep it 100. Tonights question asks, i have to give it a 100 who would you rather have as President Donald Trump or vladimir putin. Come on, man. I cant even hypothetically imagine president trump. Hold on. Too long. Larry you have to give me i cant do it. I cant do it. I cant think. Thanks a lot. Dont forget to ask keep it 100. I cant, i cant imagine it. I cant say it. [cheers and applause] ral trevor tonight, we have an actual muslim person joining us in the studio. Donald trump is always saying something, and im still the host. Im trevor noah and this is the daily show. cheers and applause from Comedy Centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah middle class cheers and applause cheers and applause trevor thank you so much welcome to the daily show i am trevor noah. My guest tonight is Dahlia Mogahed from the institute for social policy and understanding. She is here to discuss issues confronting americas muslim communities. Thats if they have any issues. I dont know, i havent i mean, i havent heard anything happening with muslims in america, o