Larry thank you very much. Thank you. Larry, Larry Larry Larry thank you very much. Thank you very much. I love how when its just kind of larry larry oh yeah, larry larry no i appreciate it. Thank you. Welcome to the nightly show. Im larry wilmore. Before we get started i didnt want to mention this but i feel like i have to. Last night im at home right. Trying to figure out something to watch. So naturally i hit the Tv Guide Channel and notice that tv guide lists the nightly show like this on the on screen guide, absolutely true. Really, tv guide . You couldnt even fit the h in. That h would go a long way right i mean maybe make the font a little smaller. How about that. You dont need three dot how about two dots. Put the h in whatever, tv guide. Im done with you. Tv guide we have a show for three months and already right . Anyway moving on. Its he wednesday so im sure youre all thinking what is going on with suge. I know. Me too. All right . So first the back story from january. Knight driving the red pickup, the truck reverses striking sloan then hits terri carter and leaves the scene. Larry okay guy calm down. In all honesty, a typical thursday for shuing all right. laughter for suge. In l. A. Even killers have to get that spin class in and look good for their mug shots, all right. You guys just dont understand los angeles. But the reason im bringing this up is that one of the people who survived suges alleged parallel parking mishap laughter larry testified this week. Cle bone sloan took the stand at a hearing in los angeles. Larry wait wait the guys name is cle bone sloan . Sorry, that is not his name. Sloan . Please. Come on. All right. How did cle bone testify. He testified in court that he would not snitch and help prosecutors put suge in prison. Larry what the tupac . Hes to the going to snitch . Excuse me cle bone, you were just run over by a truck. Theres a distinction between snitching and answering the question what the [bleep] just happened to you. Theres a little bit of difference there. All right well, look i have to ask a question here is not snitching still a thing in the black community. I thought we got over that like jheri curls and black bart simpson tshirts for any snitching novices stop snitchings with a movement to try and convince the plaque people to in the talk to the police which raises the question somebody really needed to organize that . Now as misguided as the stop snitching campaign is it was definitely a thing that caught on in the early hop and the guy who org organized it was this guy skinny sug not to be confused with full sized suge. Who as i said before was accused of running over cle bone sloan allegedly. Even though its on camera and everybody saw it. Cle bone, i just snitched for that you man i did that for you. Did it. applause helping a brother out helping a brother out. Anyway skinny suge was the guy from baltimore who made a series of stop snitching dvds in which he said things like this. Snitches bitch i hate all you [bleep]. Larry in the on par with the i have a dream speech but in his defense actually there is no sense. Now since then skinny suge and even the guy who shot that video wound up in jail. I dont know if they were snitched on or not but i get why that would be their cause. Now of course now snitching isnt just limited to black culture, everybody has a snitch code just ask robert de niro. Never rat on your friends and always keep your mouth shut. Larry yeah see this code of silence works for both gangsters and gangsta. Now on the other side government is getting in the business of encouraging youth to snitch. There are ads in airports buses and subways reading if you see something Say Something. Which you know kind of makes sense if you saw somebody lugging a sizzling black bowling ball with the word bomb on it. I get that. But now in new york, this is true its gotten so out of hand that they are trying to get you to snitch on people for sitting in their car with their engines running. They put together a proposal to deputize new yorkers to get smartphone video on idlers and take home half of the fines collected. Half the money. In new york city you cant let your engine idol for more than three minutes. Please stop harassing me. Larry oh my god. Thats insanement you snitch on people sitting in their car so you can get half the money from the fine. Oh wait so is this why suge allegedly ran over those guys . They were trying to get him from idling his car that makes sense right . See cle bone this is why you in ed to snitch. You could get half the suge idling money. Im just saying. All right so new york has no problem asking people to use smartphone videos to snitch to the authorities. Their problem comes up when you use that video to snitch on the authorities. applause now this is ramsey orta the guy who taped the eric garner killing. Did they ever get you to try to put down the camera. Yes. What did they say to you . They told me that its a crime and special investigation and for me to get off the team. If not i was going to be arrested. Larry but he wasnt arrested until the day after the coroner declared garners death a homicide. The day after. He was picked up for an unrelated gun charge. Like i toll my lawyer this video has happened. Theyve been harassing me. Theyve been following me. Theyve been sitting in front of my house. Theyve been going to my wifes job. Larry maybe she forgot her lunch. Maybe they just saying hi. I love it when people visit me at work. I dont know. But the thing is the cops werent just visiting his wife at work. 2 00 in the morning i have were laying down and my whole room lights up. Im like what is that . And we look out the window its police cars. Theyre driving by and put the spotlight that my window. What was that for . Larry that was for snitching. Well be right back. applause ha, you better have a jet pack under there turtle. Tortoise, actually. On your marks, get set. Go later road kill. Huh, huh. On your left, coming thru hmm. Plot twist. Woo hoo whos your turtle . huh . introducing the hairraising power and performance of the mercedesamg gt. Its no fairytale. Tt8fr qe q1m[f p2 a sweet mother of softness. Charmin take a closer look at charmin ultra soft and youll love what you see. Not only can you use less, but you can actually see the softness in our comfort cushions. We all go. Why not enjoy the go with charmin ultra soft . cheers and applause larry all right welcome back. Were talking about snitching. Joining me on the panel you can see him on mtvs girl code comedian chris distefano. And the mayor of newark new jersey ras before agoa and recent of the Diplomatic Group camron. So i think snitching is one of those very complicated issues. Its not one ofs to black and while issues you know because when you live in a Certain Community lets just say no, there is a price to be paid for the act of snitching as we all know. s not all ignorant of that you know. Mayor, i do want to start with you. How can the police tell people in the community to snitch when they wont snitch on each other. First i agree with this. First i want to say it is a little blown out of proportion. People are in jail because people told on them. This idea of snitching isnt because as large as people made it out ton. Larry but is it just the criminals who got half a sentence . Sure well the reality is its a relationship between the police and the community that is in question here. So they say they trusted the police and thought the police were part of their community. If they believed that something with actually happen to somebody because they came forward to the law and that they were allowed to be protected i think you would get more cooperation from people in the community. As long as people have a distrust of the police there is going to be less folks coming forward trying to say what is going on in their neighborhood and community. applause larry do you think part of that trust is broken though when you see cops obviously like not saying what is really going on. Well, i think what you showed earlier and what has happened around the country is just really something that we knew all the time is happening in our community for generations. I mean folks are not too friendly with the Police Officers. And they should be like the police should be a part of the community. Larry right, slaughtly. I have dozens of Police Officers who come to work ef reday to protect individuals. But what we get to see on tv and what happens in our neighborhoods is different is sometimes a different commentary in terms of what is going on in the neighborhoods. Most of these cops are good. The only ones we see on tv are the dirt bags. I feel like that is all we see. Most of the cops are good guys, as far as snitching goes i mean its hard. Whatever community are you from, my dad im an italian from brooklyn so my dads number one rule was dont be a snitch. That is what it was. If kindergarten have a good day at school dont rat on anybody. Larry this is what your father passed down to me. Every answer on math class to me was plead the fifth you know. Larry camron you have some wrds to say about this. A few wrers ago you said if there was a serial killer that lived next to you you wouldnt snitch. I wont snitch. Larry dow still feel that i what. What if that serial killer ail killed and ate rappers. That is a different question. Im still not saying anything. Well honestly its like the mayor was just saying it is the community. And basically with you were saying about where you are living at. Because the thing is this just because you snitch that doesnt mean theyre going to get convicted. Now you are are snitching on somebody who has to go through a Court Process go through trial et cetera, et cetera, and then comes out back on the street and looks at you like that was you without told on me. Larry go ahead. That really we have to define this. The snitch is coconspirator if im involved in a crime with somebody else and tell on them that is snitching. If someone did something to me or someone in my neighborhood, im telling the police because i done want to you do it again. Larry if are you just witnessing from the street that is not snitching . In my definition i dont know what his father was telling him but in the reality, if something happens in your community if you are part of a solid community, are you going to Say Something somebody on your block doesnt belong there a car that looks vicious you tell somebody. Larry if somebody on your block does belong there and does some [bleep]. The thing with me like snitching how i was taught i dont got to say anything because guess what will come around karma. So if this guy say dirt bag will do Something Else that makes him a dirt bag again karma i lev saying karma. The only word its an easy word. The law of karma. A time release issue. Karma. You know, a lot of times snitching issues are what a see as the it seems like we never focus enough on snitching on the wall street cheaters. applause you know . When that happens for those people are whistle blow ares if say different name. How do you change that culture though . What is the best way to change the culture . Does it start with et going the cops in the community with the people is that what it is. There are some things we are doing. We allow police to go out into the neighborhoods talk to em poo knock on doors meet people i know what kind of people in newark is but do you get a lot of people that cooperate and know about it or is it pretty sure, i think both. People are cooperating like i said in the beginning because athena lot of people wouldnt be in jail. Obviously somebody is testifying, somebody is told somebody is coming to court. So people are cooperating. They are not as coop rattive as we want them to be and that is because of the relationship between the police and the community. Were trying to fix that. Larry how can you make people feel protected. You have to do Community Role calls am you have to have transparency like camron the video review boards, a Police Director a chief and a mayor that is trying to change the culture of the Police Department to make sure that the Community Feels welcomed by the police. That the Police Actually feel like they are part of the community and the kmaum feels they are there to protect them. It has to be a back and forth kind of thing. Larry so were running out of time. Were going to play a little game called keeping it a hundred, you have to keep it 100 real this has to do with snitching. Everybody gets the same question, mayor we start with you. I think it will be easy for you. Somebody in your immediate family kills somebody and what they did was clearly wrong and we know it we are not talking about selfdefense. That was wrong okay. Police are coming to your door. Do you snitch . Do i snitch . Well, if they are come together door, they already know they did it. Larry not necessarily. Do you snitch though . I tell him. Larry im getting out do you snitch . I do talk to the police about how we can fix the situation. Larry uhhuh. Family member, all right your brother man. Okay. Larry you love that guy. He just killed somebody in cold blood, do you snitch . I absolutely do in the snitch. I got to see that guy at easter. No way. 100 rz. Larry camron somebody killed somebody kills somebody you know kills your boy your brother kills your boy. I will just answer with this. laughter thats what you do. Nothing. All right thats keeping it 100. Be right back. Europe has big buildings like ours. Only famous. And older. And gorgeous. And not like ours at all. Well, hes leveraged to the hilt. [shrieks] [laughing] avvo . I love baby statues. I love you. Aww [grunts as bags hit him] [gasps] avvo. Avvo. [gasps] door slam avvo. When you need a lawyer start your search at avvo and find the lawyer whos right for you. Avvo. Lets find your lawyer. 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