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Hotel see me sit in the desk 10 bucks. Even if you dont win youre helping a great cause. Omaze. Com daily show and maybe ill see out last show and well hug. Utah is crairg bill that would allow some patients to be treated with edible forms of marijuana. An angent for the d. E. A. , say the states wildlife my suffer, cultivate a taste for the plant, lose theirptioning sponsored by Comedy Central captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. Org larry tonightly, ferguson is back in the news. Calm down. Jesse tyler. Its not you. The department of justice finds racism in ferguson. They also found bear crap in the woods. We ask the serious question are there racist cops . Im just going to let you sit in suspense. Just kidding. Theyre totally racist. So pull somebody over for no reason at all. This is the the nightly show captioning sponsored by Comedy Central cheers and applause larry yeah audience chanting larry larry thank you very much i feel the love it is captain america here tonight at the the nightly show laughter yes, it is. Everyones decked out like captain america. Everybody got the memo. Welcome to the the nightly show. Im larry wilmore. Attorney general eric holder released the findings of his investigation into the actions of police many ferguson, missouri. Im curious. Whatever did he find . The department of justice released a 105page report that officially confirmed what protesters in ferguson, missouri, have been claiming for months, that long before browns killing, Ferguson Police targeted africanamericans. Larry no bleep seriously, guys. The report concludes the ferguson cops are racist . I came to that conclusion on chapter four of the report i published last august. Larry wilmores investigation of the Ferguson Police department lets see applause oh, here it is. Chapter 4. Right here. I had it. Chapter 4. cheers and applause im telling you. That was exhaustive research. Okay. And in other good news, the department of justice also announced that officer Darren Wilson will not face federal charges for killing Michael Brown. Which is good because it frees wilson up to travel across the country in a van solving mysteries with george zimmerman. laughter audience reacts but forget wilson, eric holders got some truly insane stats in this report. 67 of fergusons population is black, but between 2012 and 2014, they accounted for 85 of people pulled over by Ferguson Police and 93 of people arrested. When police used force, nearly nine times out of ten, they used it against blacks. Larry nine out of ten they used force against blacks . So whos the one white guy . What did he do . Try to get in the way of the Police Beating up the nine black guys . laughter applause figures. Stupid one white guy. But the Ferguson Police go out of their way to arrest us. Africanamericans made up over 90 of those charged with a highly discretionary offense described as, and i quote manner of walking along roadway. Larry manner of walking along the roadway . Theyre arresting black guys for walking . You know, its funny, it reminds me of that old standup joke white people walk like this. Im walking black people walk like this. sirens whoa whoa hey, hey hey guys im doing a bit im doing a bit applause im doing a bit and worst of all, they turned mans best friend into the black mans worst enemy. And use of dogs by Ferguson Police appears to have been exclusively reserved for africanamericans. In every case in which Ferguson Police records recorded the race of a person bit by a police dog that person was africanamerican. Larry siccing dogs on black people . Thats a little on the nose, racist Police Department. You havent come up with anything new in 50 years . Harper lee is dropping fresh material faster than you. Busting blacks has even become a game to the Wiley Ferguson coppers. Some officers even compete to see who can issue the largest number of citations during a single stop. A total that at least in one instance rose as high as 14. Larry 14 citations in one stop . How many things can you do wrong while driving black . Lets see, changing lanes while black, almost expired tags while black, talking back while black having other black people in the car while black, being black while black. Man, i can only think of six these comes are good these cops are good but to be fair, the cops arent only citing blacks out of sport. Theyre also doing it as a moneymaking scheme. Today the city generates a significant amount of revenue from the enforcement of code provisions. Along with taxes and other Revenue Streams in 2010, the city collected over 1. 3 million in fines and fees collected by the court. For fiscal year 2015, fergusons city budget anticipates the revenues to exceed 3 million, more than double the total from just five years prior. Larry yeehaw thars gold in them there blacks we struck black gold gunfire i think i got nine of them siren whoa guys, guys we have been getting a lot of complaints about a black guy waiving some guns around. Larry hold on, hold on. Im just doing a bit. Theyre finger guns. Using finger guns is prohibited by Ferguson City ordinance larry were not in ferguson were in new york. Im doing a comedy show. Really . A comedy show . With an upsidedown map whats the joke . Larry its not a joke. Its about how you see the world. Its about your perspective. Really in whats your perspective on this 300 upsidedown map ticket . Larry you cant just write me a citation look at this desk. The hell they is this . Rectangle . Triangle . Rectangle . I hate it. 450 ugly desk fine. Larry you cant just stop me in the middle of my show. Yes, i can. I can stop you if you have a broken taillight. Larry my desk doesnt have taillights. Tell that to the broken taillight on your desk. Larry when did i get a taillight . I dont even remember having a taillight look, it was there. And let me see your registration. Larry i have a script. I dont have a registration. This is come di this is time slot was reported stolen a few months ago, by an s. Colbert. Larry i didnt steal it from s. Colbert. This is my time slot ive had it since january i didnt steal anything calm down, sir. And i dont know whats going on with all these people gathered up there. This looks like Unlawful Assembly larry its an audience okay . Can i please just get back to my show . Ah, okay. Ill be watching you. Larry good were on at 11 30 every night cheers and applause make believe ferguson officer, everybody well be right back. [richard] america. Did you file your taxes with someone else last year . If so,come into block and pay us half,what you paid them. Come in here and get your money. Get your billions back,america mouths are watering, and stomachs are growling. Or is that just me . Its lobsterfest. Red lobsters largest variety of lobster dishes all year. Double up with dueling lobster tails. Or make lobster lovers dream a delicious reality. But hurry this wont last long. New trident unwrapped is the gum you love without a wrapper. Welcome to the easy life. Trident unwrapped. Super useful. Helps fight cavities. So, have you heard about lancaster . Buttery rich, smooth, and surprisingly soft cremes. So you give one a try and wow. Its lancaster. Its caramel reimagined. Larry welcome back. Were talking about the department of justice report on ferguson. There have been some ugly revelations, and some of the ugliest have come through the normally pristine world of the internet. The report also details a 2008 email in which a city official wrote that president barack obama would not be president for very long because, quote, what black man holds a steady job for four years . audience reacts larry hahahahaha. Hahahahaha four years you you you can go bleep yourself cheers and applause that was only the warmup act. The headliner came on next. Racism is also evident in emails sent by Ferguson City officials. One sent in april 2011 depicted president obama as a chimpanzee. Then in october 2011, an email included a photo of topless women apparently in africa the caption read Michelle Obamas high school reunion. audience reacts larry okay. We need to have a talk, ferguson. I dont know if well ever know all the facts to the Michael Brown shooting, but let me tell you one thing we do know you are some racist bleep . cheers and applause i mean, the accounts of what these officers said and did to black people are stunning. I could read them all, but its so hard to wrap your head around, it might help to act them out. So heres a new feature called we cant believe this bleep , so we have to act it out theater. cheers and applause please welcome the we cant believe this bleep players. cheers and applause okay. What you are about to see dramatized are the actual accounts from the department of justice report. We didnt make this bleep up. Okay. First one. Summer of 2012, a man is sitting in his car after playing basketball at the park. An officer approaches and asks for his identification. Tom name . Mike mike. Tom this says michael. Youre busted thank you. cheers and applause larry the story didnt end there. The man was then charged with eight citations including making a false declaration and fired from his job. Well done, everybody. The next tale occurred in june 2014. A mother and father have taken their children to the park. One of the kids pees in a bush and an officer threatens to cite them for allowing the children to expose themselves. When the mother asks why the officer is detaining her husband in front of their children. And by the way, this is the actual dialogue. Tom youre going to jail because your wife keeps running her mouth. Thank you. cheers and applause larry well done. Were really watching the realism. Thats what i like about it. Okay. Last one. August 2014. Ferguson Police Respond to a call about an argument. The officer pulls an africanamerican man out of the apartment. Once again, this is the actual dialogue. Mike you dont have a reason to lock me up. Tom do i really have to say this . Larry relax, tom. Its okay, you can say it. I dont know really. Larry were just acting this out. Remember, youre a member of the we cant believe this bleep players. Tom i cant believe you want me to say it. Larry tom, just say it. This is a safe space. Thats why were in this space because its safe. Whatever you say its cone of silence in here. Cone of silence. Go for it. Tom okay. deep breath nigger, i can yelling mike what did you say to me . tom its in the script and scene and scene you told me to say it. Larry you should know better never believe anything i say when it comes to race i race baited you whats your problem . Thats horrible, tom. Im sorry larry lets pick it up again but dont talk all that racist bleep . Okay. Larry continue. Tom word i said before i can find something to lock you up on. Mike good luck with that. Larry the officer slams his face into the wall. Tom dont pass out bleep cuz i aint carrying you to my car. Actual words. Larry round of applause the we cant believe this bleep players. Thanks. Well be right back [ male announcer ] give extra. Get extra. bird sounds rabbit noise hi nature ketchup squirting its nice old spice whistle real fruit in silky smooth dove dark chocolate. New dove fruit. Choose a pleasure less ordinary. Standing tall. 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Im going to start with you because you worked with the Justice Department, sunny former federal prosecutor right . Thats right. Larry the change the Justice Department is recommending, how much power do they have to enforce the changes . What kind of accountability is there . Are they just like helpful hints . No. Thats whats interesting. So many are saying the Justice Department made the 2016 recommendations, nothings going to really happen. Those arent recommendations. The Justice Department is going to force the recommendations and if the Ferguson City Police Department doesnt agree wit the Justice Department will sue them. cheers and applause the result will be the same. When we talk about the recommendations, thats just the starting point. Theyre going to demand that then people will ask for a lot more. The mayor the police chief, everybodys going to lose their job. Yeah larry 1 through 20 is stop being racist applause and it it costs money to make the reforms. Larry sure. Now that they cant ask the residents for the money, how will they afford to do it . Larry you were on the ground in ferguson for a while. Do you think the people feel like they can even with these reforms that they can trust this Police Department . Because thats a relationship right . Right. Well, i cant speak for all the people in ferguson, but i highly doubt there will be a lot of faith in the Police Department. Youve got to look alt the history of Police Departments in this country. They were first founded as slave patrols and now theyre being used by corporate interests to keep black people in their place and monitor behavior. Larry you have a very high view of Police Departments. Yeah, yeah flap flap youre dealing with Police Departments in federation b and around the country who have a culture of contempt for black people, latino and poor people, especially when theyre young. Larry if thats the case, we cant have any police in there. Let me ask you this, theres a lion, you clip the nails, do you still go in the cage with the lion . Larry im not going in the cage with the lion under any circumstances laughter its still a lion but i think sometimes just the airing out of this information can be helpful michael. As a white person on the panel, what do you say in you have been involved in this issue, but ive always felt this is not new information to the people of ferguson or the black people but is this good america is hearing this . By america, i mean white people. talking at the same time larry but on television it really didnt make a difference. Thats right. Its the 11th hour of this day and whites who have to wake the bleep up. And weve seen enough dead black and brown kids in this country from ferguson to oakland to los angeles to new york its time for us to wake up and recognize this is not a ferguson problem. If the department of justice investigates every single Police Department in this country the constitution will burn bleep up. The Ferguson Police department is not the exception, i think its just the example. Threes a lot of cleaning up to be done. I think mike is really an honorary black person at this point. Every time i go to a ferguson sanford or a jacksonville to cover these cases, his face is one to have the first faces there. talking at the same time larry thats true. And mike is phot going to get is not going to get beat over the head when hes pulled over either. Thats a fact we need to high light. I want to ask you, how much of it also is on the communitys side . I know cincinnati did some reform here and it kind of went both ways. Because people have to come together, you have to have meetings and community have to be involved. Black and brown people have to go into survival mode. My thing, is hey, man, i drive a fiat. laughter no more suvs dude look how safe we look in a fiat applause you cant lean back, your back is straight, always got a yoga mat in the back. Also, keep starbucks in your hand larry speaking of vehicles phillip, i want to bring this up with you because i was concerned about the militarization of some of these responses. Very troublesome to me. That is one of the vehicles there, i think, in ferguson. They have things, like i mean, some of these weapons are incredible. One is a sound canon. The the purpose of that is to burst your eardrum. Just to tell people to to not cause trouble. If you burst someones eardrum and you say, freeze and they dont stop well, look, hes still running now i gotta shoot him. Larry, im telling you, black people just need a force field. Field. At least get keanu reeves power and dodge a bullet like this larry well be back after this new trident unwrapped is the gum you love without a wrapper. Welcome to the easy life. Trident unwrapped. Super useful. Helps fight cavities. Its effects on society really came about because, not because i was selfish and wanted one for myself, which i did. Its because i had, had a passion. My whole life i wanted to teach myself to build computers. I wanted to build these things for free. I just wanted to do it for the world and you know when you want something, thats what you do the best. Well, a mortgage shouldnt be a problem your credit is in pretty good shape. Pretty good . I know i have a 798 fico score thanks to the tools and help on experian. Com. Kaboom. Well, i just have a few other questions. Chuck, the only other question you need to ask is, what else can you do for me . Ill just take a water. Get your credit swagger on. Become a member of experian credit tracker and find out your fico score powered by experian. Fico scores are used in 90 of credit decisions. [richard] america. Did you file your taxes with someone else last year . 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Finally, dont forget to follow at the nightly show on twitter. And instagram. Like the show on facebook, and swipe right if we ever start a tinder account. Until then, goodnightly, everyone cheers and applause its 11 59, and 59 second, this happened on reddit. Morning commuters in montana were greeted with a helpful traffic sign not like a construction ahead or lane closed. No, this was a much higher message. Hey

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