Last week. laughter oh, bleep just got real. Last week, the Obama Administration and iran in cooperation with russia, france, britain, germany and china reached an his torque outline of a historic outline of a framework of an outline of a potential draft of a prefinal tentative nuclear deal arrangement . Pending approval. cheers and applause but first, congress has some concerns. This deal doesnt dismantle one centrifuge, it doesnt close one site. There have been a clear recognition on their part israel has a right to exist as a jewish state. I wouldnt have started these negotiations to begin with. Jon what so i guess were giving seceding to liars in a negotiation that never should have existed but other than that, good first draft. What course of action would congress recommend . Something along the lines of what bill clinton did in 1998, several days of air and naval bombing against iraqs weapons of mass destruction facilities. Jon oh right 1998, clinton sent missiles in there in operation i guess thats that. laughter yeah, that 1998 1998 bombing speaks the rock forever transitioning that country from a dictator ship to an americanloving kittenandfudgebased democracy. Everyone loves a kittenandfudgebased demock sivment the democracy. The truth is, the senators laughter its all good. Even if the senators did think the deal with iran was a good deal, the senators sought to fulfill their constitutional obligation. No senate or house should ever let any president do away with congressional sanctions created by the bodies without their approval. I think its critical that is Senate Approve this like any treaty. It requires the advice and consent of the United States senate. Jon slow down, mccain senates already in session like, three days a month laughter you dont want to overload your schedule, blow a gasket. Of course the constitution also gives congress the responsibility to declare war. How concerned are they with defending that authority from president ial overreach . I dont want to limit our commanderinchief. This Resolution Says win a wax it takes Ground Troops wherever it takes. A guy named Ronald Reagan invade add small nation called grenada and notified everyone the morning after completed. Congress sort of shut up. Jon the president needs to focus everybody hes bombing people my advice is Congress Consent to a hot cup of shut the bleep up Delaware Delaware cheers and applause delaware, when the president s bombing people, you so much say a word i will shove you so far up massachusetts ass, you will smell maine laughter southern accent a lot of the tough talk. As a matter of fact, congress is so lacks in their warmaking oversight, the president himself is somewhat uncomfortable with the amount of fire in his power like his drone strike authority. One of the things weve got to do is put a legal architecture in place and we need congressional help to do that to make sure that not only am i reined in but any president is in terms of some of the decisions were making. Jon stop me congress before i kill oh, too late. Turns out when it comes to bombing countries or sending advisors to countries or drone striking countries congress is the girl who just cant say no. But when it comes to cooperating with countries, treaties hold on there what are you doing mister . Like the small arms treaty to stop the illegal International Trade of arms rat tied by 66 other countries. Why in the world would somebody want to give concede to themations or any Multinational Group the power to make determining nations as to with whom we trade arms. This treaty will infringe on the Second Amendment rights of american gun owners. Jon black market somali guns trafficking doesnt kill people. People who buy black market somali oh, forget it laughter or the law of the sea treat which has guidelines of how congress can use marine sources, ratified by 66 countries or known as earth minus us. What it does in one sentence form is to relinquish our sovereignty over 70 of the world. Jon what are we the spanish armada . As you know america currently owns the oceans. Ever since president nixon blew on neptunes fabled conch shell and became prince of the deep laughter or and the one is honestly hard to believe we wont ratify the treaty to promote rights for the disabled ratified by 153 nations. In all honesty, i dont want to lose our sovereignty in this issue. Jon oh i want some one world black helicopter aluminadi telling us which ramp needs to go in front of which library and its not always that were always working against other countries, we do work with other countries, we do it all the time. Certainly we need other partners. We need the other arab countries to step in. The United States must be committed to building a coalition that assists the iraqi, kurdish and free syrian forces. Demonstrate our commitment to the Global Coalition in defeating this radical islamic organization. American soldiers need to go back to syria and iraq as part of the coalition see . You want to work with the United States, huh . Well theres only two things you can do with ramps build em and bomb em. laughter and i dont see no building ramp materials. laughter which brings us to the question, why are we so bleep cautious and unwilling to cooperate with the Global Community on nonmilitary agreements . Whenever a bill or a treaty is passed, there are some unintended consequences. Lets do it without enmeshing our nation into another Binding International organization that will cause more grief than benefit. You also need to pay very careful attention to those consequences that are unintended because that is where the danger truly lies. Jon yes the unintended consequences of trying to make peace our congress is incredibly cautious about treaties because you never know the blowback peaceful cooperation can have we see it all the time maybe p if we hadnt been so eager to collect halloween pennies for unicef iraq would be a stable country today. And i. S. I. S. Would never get a foothold. But thats the kind of goodness baked into our constitution, to make peace, twothirds of the senate need to come along. You want to go to war though . Simple majority. And a quick tip if you call it something else, you can do whatever the bleep you want. Were the erred the Edward Scissorhands of countries. We want to love but we only know how to hurt well be right back. Ha, you better have a jet pack under there turtle. Tortoise, actually. On your marks, get set. Go later road kill. Huh, huh. On your left, coming thru hmm. Plot twist. 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Popular, young, republican, handsome, thirsty, he loves water. Marco rubio get ready to dominate the news cycle. Hillary clinton late this afternoon spoptd at this chipotle. Marco rubio announced he was running. Jon bad luck how could rubio have known on the exact same day he launched his candidacy, Hillary Clinton would eat lunch laughter not quite sure why hillary eats chipotle is news. Its the freshest mexican this side of the border headline brought to you by chipotle. Chipotle, send us food cheers and applause put it in arbys bags, bring it over, were fine. The news media didnt just cover clintons food choice they went all in. Shes like us, eats at chipotle. Security video captured her orders a burrito bowl. Stopped at chipotle in ohio. Had a burrito bowl. Iced tea. And guac. Jon how many nap kips did she take two . Could have been three. Four. How many napkins i was going to do the death flip and its stronger than my. Apparently all the networks got in on the snaction. Nbc proved she was enamel and fox proved she was a monster. If bill clinton went into a chipotle, they would have loved him. Hillary clinton visited and nobody knew it. Was this the best way to connect with a chicken burrito bowl. Goes in, dressed up, not noticed. You see a lack of transparency in the secret mobile. Behind those sunglasses, what are you hiding . S does she have eyes . Is she human . I went formal asian airplane with witnesses who said how the order might have gone down and then tom foreman analyzing the contents to have the burrito itself, the rites the beans the sour cream theyve got it all there is an important political story here but not the one that happened at chipotle can we please hear from the very junior senator from florida . Too many of our leaders and their ideas are stuck in the 20th century so our leaders put us at a disadvantage by taxing and borrowing and regulating like it was 1999. laughter jon hes very pleased with that joke. They are taxing us and regulating us like its 1999. laughter the joke is slightly lame but a little inaccurate. The American Economy should be so lucky as to be like it was in 1999. The clinton era year was possibly the greatest peacetime in our history. Low inflation high employment. Oh, pad wa i know how you want to have a choke and throw it out but its rubbish. But other than that, inspiring the personal story, hard work and the american dream. Part of why yesterday is so successful is shes look like shes having fun and doing for her new stuff. Weve never seen her get a burrito before. Jon im sorry. I meant anyone would have found rubios story compelling were history not being made at an ohio chipotle. Ettes going to be a long bleep election. Well be right back. cheers and applause stop dreaming. Its time for the volkswagen stop dreaming start driving event. Get a 1000 volkswagen credit bonus. 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Tonight, my guest, Fareed Zakaria, his new book is called in defense of a liberal education. Please welcome back to the program Fareed Zakaria cheers and applause i am delighted heres a what i love about this book. If you cant get a liberal education, and what youve done here and its a great value, if you buy it, you can cut this out and this signifies you have graduated with a bachelor of arts from you can fill in whatever university. And on this show, lets now say its summa cum laud. Jon really . Highest honor. Jon you have to make it a limited edition offer. laughter now, liberal gages, why do you think you need to defend it . College seems to be very popular. People are spending hundreds and thousands of dollars to do this. Why defend this thing that seems to be having a very good decade . Basically whats happened is everyones convinced we all need to become engineers or at least learn the code. The president is going around saying to people dont major in art history. Republican governors are trying to eliminate fundings like art history and anthropology. The governor of florida said we dont need any more anthropologists in florida, which actually i think anthropologist could do a lot to kind of steady florida. cheers and applause laughter but the main point, if you like science, fantastic, do it. But youre going to be working for 50, 60 years, your want to make this College Experience broad general learn the skills that are going to help you for your whole life. Dont sit there, you know, stressing that you need to jon but youre talking about learning how to think. Exactly. Jon you think we should learn how to thivment isnt that something they should know by college . By the time youre 18, shouldnt you have some sense . Or have we failed at that point . I dont think i knew how to think by the time i got to college, did you . Jon i was too high. laughter no, i guess my point is that isnt there room dont we need to revamp our entire system . Isnt it antiquated, the idea of, you know, 12 years of Elementary School and middle school and high school and then another four years of college isnt so much of that antiquated and we need to rethink the entire system . And just say go out and live with the world. Jon thats what im talking about college, make it three years instead of four. Do you really need four years of college . Make it three and one year of public service. Boom. Were done, we just revamped it. Youre a revolutionary. Jon im a revolutionary and high school is bleep , too laughter what i would say is jon let me stop you real quick. Kids i have kids im just kidding, of course. Homework is very important, especially the worksheets. Oh, the worksheets. laughter k12, we have lots of problems in education. But College Education remember, the United States does the best anywhere in the world. We need the world of higher education. People from all over the world want to come here and get the kind of liberal education that all these governors are trying to do away with. Jon are they coming here and not getting a liberal education, theyre coming for the stem programs. No, a lot of them remember, even a place like m. I. T. I got a wonderful email from the president of m. I. T. Saying we teach stem but make sure students take lots of classes in nonstem subjects. You could be doing engineering at any university and would be taking a lot of history and english and things like that because in t whole idea in the 19th century, European Countries like britain, france, decided were going to stream at 15, 16, they should decide their trade. America said no. Were going to give people a broad general education because people wanted the basic skills to help you not with just your first job, but your sixth and your tenth job. Jon so theyre planning on you getting fired a lot. laughter i used to think i would like a traditional core curriculum. What realize now, you really want a great teacher who inspires of you the love of learning. Learning. Jon the only thing that hasnt changed is the paradigm of education. Everything else in the world, do we have anything else in place as technology has changed . What if they done with education . Its the same structure, just now they have ipads. No, what is changing for the first time, it is a big deal and i talk about it, nooks are really jon no, no naysive massive online courses i thought you were talking about me growing up in new jersey. I apologize. laughter education hasnt changed in 3,000 years. Plato taught aristotle standing in front of the class thats how its done 3,000 years later. Online education is a game changer. First of all youre getting the courses across thousands, hundreds of thousands of people. You have a professor who taught a class, Nobel Prize Winning economist, he did his first online course. In that first year the number of people who finished the course completing all the requirements is more than he taught in his 35 years prior to that one year. So thats one. The second piece is that what hundreds of thousands of people taking these courses mean you get incredible data. We started to learn why do people not understand the second module. Why are they doing badly on question number two . You can immediately direct them to a quick remedial. So you are actually producing massive scale but customization of the same thing. Jon now we seem were add odds. Isnt it mutually exclusive . We need more teachers, better teachers, no teachers. No, you need more teachers but you find teachers work better with the technology. I know your mom was a teach snore im a lit del fencive about it thats all all right applause in defense of a liberal education is on the shelves now. 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