Every now and again i like to check in with our good friends on the Fox News Network or or as your grandparents call it the real news. And to be frank, oftentimes this show is critical of fox. But only because theyre terrible. laughter like sometimes almost shockingly terrible. For instance, two weeks ago, the Justice Department released a report on the ferguson, Missouri Police department shooting of michael brown. Basically exonerating officer Darren Wilson and debunking the hands up, dont shoot narrative. And then they released a second d. O. J. Report stating the ferguson, missouri routinely violates the constitution and federal law with a pattern of racial bias, Unreasonable Force, intengszal mistreatment wrongs borne disproportionately by african americans. But on fox youre going to love this despite their 24hour schedule, they really only had time for the one report. The d. O. J. Now admitting hands up, dont shoo dont shoot, never happened. People have been fed a narrative. Protesters who have been running around this country telling a lie. The tsunami of misinformation and innuendo. Boneheaded nonfactbased rhetoric did not happen. It did not happen that way. Wilson has been exonerated. Lets move on. Jon lets move on the department of justice found the flashpoint incident for protests did not hapt way some thought. Although, in the second report, they did also document a tower of racially based kindling wood, years of Unreasonable Force lighter fluid and daily tossed lit cigarette butts of discrimination and harassment that could easily lend itself to a flashpoint. But as the fire safety wardens of fox surkt bleep , lets just move on. laughter but heres the thing the anger is still there. The people couldnt move on at fox. They they demanded restitution at fox. Why isnt the media, which pedaled that narrative apologizing . Obama sharpton they should be held responsible for their incendiary rhetoric. Fanning the faims, rujing to judgment. Blood on their hands. The damage was done. We saw members of congress saying hand up, dont shoot. And if has if one of them has apologized we have not heard it. Jon i have not received a single im beary sorry for igniting racial conflicts cards. I havent seen one the lesson fox news is getting at is very clear wouldnt it be nice if people who jumped to conclusions and pedal a false divisive angerstoking narrative had to apologize for misleading america . laughter applause now, now heres where the bleep gets real i wonder if theres aninal gus event where we could test foxs feely to this principle of restitution. Does benghazi ring a bell. A bunch of new questions about benghazi. Benghazi. Benghazi. Benghazi, benghazi benghazi. Jon first of all, benghazi isnt beatlejuice. You dont say it three times. If you insist, lets use that example. Its a tragic event where americaned died like ferguson. But if the analogy is to hold, who will play the role of nationdividing, angerstoking, rhetorititions before the official government investigation was completed . Special report investigates death and deceit in benghazi. Susan rice willingly went along and lied on sunday chat shows. The c. I. A. Warned that there might be an attack on the 9 11 anniversary. During the attack they didnt send help that was waiting in tripoli c130 to assist these guys. Coming up, they could have saved four americans but instead, our government told them to stand down. Jon so basically youre saying the government of the United States told its military if i want to put this in a catchy, protesty kind of phrase stand down dont shoot. And fox didnt restrict its anger stoking to words, because lets face ttheir older viewers who are heard of hearing, also have a right to be mad, so scary opens and that burning benghazi footage in a semicontinuous loop like some kind of fox news yule log. laughter oh, theyre running the burning compound footage again. It seems like benghazmas comes earlier and earlier every year. But, of course, unlike Ferguson Protesters fox wasnt being irresponsible and divisive. They just wanted the truth. We have Unanswered Questions about benghazi. There are glaring questions that are unanswered. Questions still remain unanswered. Questions about stand down orders and so on, and here we are all the time explaert we dont have the answers. We still dont have the answers. Four more thans are dead, and there are a lot of ubanswerred questions. Jon your sentence construction says i just want to know but your tone says why the president had an ambassador whacked. Finally on november 21, 2014, they got their answers from an exhaustive report from the republicancontrolled House Intelligence Committee answering those many questions did siewns rice go on tv and try to deceive anyone . Report says no. Did the administration ignore credible warn business that days attack . Report says no. Was there a standdown order or failure to rescue those individual and send rescue planes . Report says no. Was there a massive Intelligence Agency cover up, the report says no, not c. I. A. , f. B. I. None of them. Which means all the elements of the benghazi ragegasm what do you call it . Tsunami of information. Jon right right. Right. Nonfactedbased rhetoric. Jon yeah, right, that its all those things. So it would only follow just like fox demanded of any protester who said hands up, dont shoot, the correction action for no stand down dont shoot for fox news would be to why isnt the media that pedaled that narrative apologizes . Jon yes yes why not . Mwa eric so true. Yes and so, in the fateful days following that Republican House intelligence commit report, what did the fox say . Jon yungyungyung in fact, other than a couple of halfhearted efforts to bleep on the republicanled report its contents went largely unnoticednoticed on fox. Even megin kelly who was prior to that desperately searching for answers had the House Committee chair mike rogers on her show two weeks after he released the benghazi report and never asked him about it once not bleep once. Yes, the network, who used the word benghazi like a clubhouse password, the official republicandominated house report on benghazi was the only news story in two years that didnt remind them to talk about benghazi. laughter which brings us once again to our main point of respect and appreciation. The beauty that is the ugliness of fox news. They demand accountability for anger divisiveness, while holding themselves entirely unaccountable for their anger and divisiveness. For two years, they used benghazi as shorthand, as a symbol for the whole concept of a corrupt, lying tyrannical possibly murderous obama white house, kind of like other people used hands up, dont shoot as a symbol for systemic racism. Theres really only one difference between the two phenomena systemic racism actually exists. cheers and applause well be right back last year, bud light built a town called whatever usa and invited anyone who enjoys spontaneous awesomeness to become its citizens. Its like christmas, my birthday, mardi gras. All combined this is unreal its like my best dream are you up for whatever . Good weather, drinking beer, its awesome where am i . This is amazing and all thats standing between you and a chance at wooooo is sharing a fifteen second video audition tell us why you should go using upforwhatever and audition. Droid by motorola. When it matters. Droid does. Exclusively at verizon. Get 100 off when you trade in any smartphone. Jon welcome back. Folks,un, its thursday, which means its time once again for our weekly chess news roundup. Chess news roundup jon i thought you guys liked that. This week in cherks america is making a concerted effort to buy top foreign chess players in an attempt to win next years chess olympiad gold medal for the first time in decades. United states is buying up nerds, nerd mercenaries nerdcenaries. For more we welcome back our Senior International correspondent mr. Trevor noah. Trevor cheers and applause thank you. Jon very delighted to have you here. Thank you very much. Jon. Its an absolute pleasure to be back here to talk about chess. The game of kings smart checkers snoring black and white hockey squares. The history of chess stretches back centuries come on, jon jon jon im sorry, i didnt realize how boring chess was until someone else started talking about it. All right. If americans are so bored by chess why are you stealing everyone elses players. Jon we would like to win. Lets face facts. We could patiently build a homegrown chess team through years of hard work but years of hard work. Wed rather just buy them. You know what jon, does america really need to be the best at everything . I mean you already dominate world in economics, military power, obesity. laughter jon youre very kind. We have the most dakotas. You have so many dakotas, north, south fanning johnson. Leave some dakotas for the rest of us. Jon it is not like america has not had chess great of its own. You had, uh, what was that movie. Bobby fischer. But that was what, 40 years ago . Jon no, i just rented it. It was deep blurk the ibm chess computer. Im pretty sure the parts came from china. All right, trev what if we dont buy players petition a free market. Its how it works. No, jon, its not, this is a sport. Kind of. Is this not meant to be an economic transaction like buying a loaf of bread or seat in congress. Jon that hurts. America is supposed to be about victory. Do you remember the movie where the man punched guy so hard it ended cold war. What if america just hired ivan drago. Its a way worse movie. Jon that would be a totally awesome movie. Fish out of water, communist in a capital country but learns to love america and teaches his loornd to love borscht. I love it. But you know what, jon . I dont even think this is about chess. This is about russia because whats the only thing russians love more than filming their own Car Accidents . laughter jon land grabs, i guess . No, jon no chess. They have more world champions than any other country. Jon who is their current champion . Officially putin. Come on we all remember that famous photo jon oh you know whats weird . I always thought he was on a real horse. You dont look because you just see the nipples. You dont realize. Its true. Heres my point, america has been trying to get back at russia for stealing crimea supporting assad, youve tried everything passion, aggression subtweets. Nothing works. Now youre trying to take russias place as the world chess super power because you know that would hurt them where it really hurts right in the pawns. Jon theyre just so mean. I hate them so much. I understand jon, but if you really want to beat them. Jon yes you need to do it the oldfashioned way. You need to earn it. Im going to give you awe chance to make this whole thing right through the ancient battle of black versus white. Jon enough with the ferguson we already talked about it. No, no jon, jon. I mean, through the magic of chess. laughter cheers and applause jon wow. All right. I know how to play the traditional cutting of the wires. laughter i thought theyd go away. But they dont. Oh, there it goes. All right very nice. All right. Okay. All right, because im white, ill go first. laughter applause jon uh, all right. I guess because im jewish ill go second. laughter pawn to d4. Jon oh snap mousetrap. Checkmate. U. S. A. u. S. A. u. S. A. trevor noah. Well be right back. Boom cheers and applause what makes you think youre qualified for this job . Stop punching me. Im not punching you. Please no, no, not the fish. Dont touch me. Dont throw me out next here he is, here he is, huh . Did you get it . When you ache and havent slept. Youre not you. Tylenol® pm relieves pain and helps you fall fast asleep and stay asleep. We give you a better night. Youre a better you all day. Tylenol®. spoken in japanese spoken in japanese reliability, is now an american thing. Introducing the all new chrysler 200 americas import find it at chrysler. Com rich, chewy caramel rolled up in smooth, milk chocolate. Let me know if this gets too hot rolo. Get your smooth on. This is smith forge hard cider. Its like emmett, here. Strong. Sturdy. But not too sweet. [ male announcer ] built from apples. Built to refresh. Smith forge hard cider. Oww made strong. cheers and applause jon what a night. My guest tonight one of my favorites, has a new film called get hard. Whats a mad dog. Like a pit bull with no leash. growling thats a mad dog i knew you were the right guy for the job. Let me see it. Okay. Ha thats terrible. No, thats horrible. Anger. You gotta show me anger. Why are you smiling . Im not smiling. Im tense and im agitated. Come on, man laughter jon welcome back to the program will ferrell. cheers and applause cheers and applause will ferrell. Jon so nice to see you again. Always a pleasure. Congratulations, again, on the happy song. Such a good song. And laughter youre youre youre such a good artist. I appreciate it. Jon and a musician and all those things. You know what . Aside from my musical career. Jon sure. laughter theres something important we need to address tonight. You made an announcement. Thats right wait, when . February, a month ago. Jon thats right. That youre going to leave the show. Thats right. audience booing . Jon oh, my god you guys didnt hear about it . Theyve been taken off guard. A little bit. But i want to address the fact that you had the guts to look at yourself in the mirror. Jon yup. And say, jon, its not working. laughter applause for 17 years youve banged your head against this desk, and weve all watched. Weve all watched this train wreck go on. Youve never laughter you never found your voice. Jon i know. You never found your audience. You dont know what the bleep youre talking about. Jon i know that. You dont think i know that . , of course, i know that. You cant get any guests. And i just applaud you thank you. For going this isnt working. Jon you get to a point where you say, you know what . Maybe masters program. Maybe getting a law degree. Maybe its time to go to the fallback. You should have gotten to that point a lot sooner. Jon i know. But you eventually did, and i support you with that. You have an announcement that youre leaving, but dont take your time. Id leave by if not the end of this week, by next week. Jon okay, because i have a lot of stuff i have to pack. Well, im just saying, look get out sooner rather than later. Youre going to feel so much better. Jon i appreciate that. I appreciate that i personally feel like its going to free me up to work with the people that other people i really want to work with youre not good at this. laughter you just dont know what youre doing. And and these people are, you know i dont know why they sometimes its important for your friends. But its been fascinating to watch. Jon i understand that. I understand. Its like the kardashian show. You wonder you how is it happening . Jon how are they making money with this bleep . No, i get it, but it takes your friends to come here and to say to your face, youre no get good. Im the only one who has the guts. Jon i know. And i appreciate that. Youre obviously, your reputation in the business is sterling. In fact, you worked with kevin hart. Kevin hart. Jon who is terrific. Great guy hes my costar. Great guy. Jon let me ask you a question, what was that relationship like . I wish i could tell you because he didnt talk to me a whole lot. Jon thats interesting because he if i may we talked to kevin was here last night and we asked him. Kevin, you worked with will ferrell. Year, i did. Jon what was that like . I wish i could say great things but it wasnt a great experience for me. laughter cheers and applause jon and the funny thing was, it was like, when i mentioned your name, like a cloud came over his eyes. Did anything happen that you thought look i was just my usual self, you know. Jon i said why . There was a reason specifically . Will is not a bairgt. Literally, everybody is like what the bleep is that smell . The guy they met is a monster. I saw him punch one of the production guys in the face. Jon oh, my god the guy was like hey, you want me to get you a chair. He was like do i look like i need to sit . Do you want to be next . Jon man laughter applause i just thought it was i all those things happened. laughter but when you come on a will ferrell joint. laughter you got an, you know youre going to crack a bunch of eggs to make anomlet, yeah. Jon there was one thing. Did he say let me just let me just its probably nothing. Very quickly. He at least had his clothes on. Im assuming eye moon. On the set . In my experience . No his bleep is out all the time, all the time. Jon you know whats so funny. It is out all the time but most people dont usually notice. laughter applause a master craftsman. Jon will let me tell you something, i have appreciated you all these laughter i am somewhat intimidated that anyone could get that shade of white. laughter it continues too. Jon now we have to rewhite balance all the cameras. One just snapped in half. Jon just went in the theaters on march 27. Jon 27, and i hope this isnt the last time i see you, even though im probably leaving in a week. I hope you come back. Its up to you. Jon all right. I appreciate that. Young will ferrell, everybody. cheers and applause introducing york minis. A bite size way to enjoy the full size sensation of peppermint and rich dark chocolate. York minis get the sensation. Thanks to the true fans of the bell. Thanks to the sriracha maniacs. Without all of you, we never would have thought of this. The new sriracha quesarito. Layers of our insanely good sriracha sauce in the quesarito you love. Only at taco bell. [sfx bong} jon thats our show. Here it is your moment of zen. They were warned ed, multiple letters. It does require me a little bit of benghazi. With the Comedy Central captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. Org larry tonightly, were talking superheroes and comics hey, basementdwellers, tell mom she can tuck you in later comic books are getting more and more diverse congratulations, superfriends soon your hall of justice is going to look like the line at the dmv. Why is a