Islands. He talked about being in a combat situation in a war zone. Jon really . Were going after oreilly for exaggerating being in a war zone . laughter i dont know if you watch his caution you are about to enter the nospin zone jon misrepresenting misrepresented the zone he is in laughter he passes to some jackass that misrepresents Global Warming by wandering around boston pointing at snow. Textbook case of controlling. No ones watching him for the actual truth. Youre basically putting in a tremendous amount of work to say, the emperor has no clothes when the emperor has spent like, 20 years going look at my dick im naked whoo but even worse, mother jones, you brought a Magazine Article to a tv fight. More proof the American Media is corrupt, mother jones which is low circulation, the bottom rung of journalism in america. A liar irresponsible guttersnipe, farleft zealot, defamation political hit job. Jon well, that deserves a terse blog retort. Cut, paste, right click, and gotcha. But do you know what . Maybe the media feels this type of indictment is necessary to preserve its credibility. Lets see how he retains his dignity. Former cbs correspondent eric engberg was there with oreilly says it was not a war zone. I dont think he was there. I dont think he knows what happened. He never left the hotel. Hes the one who started the personal dispute by saying we were all hiding in our hotel rooms. Do you know eric engberg was written about by Bernie Goldberg as one of the worst correspondents on cbs news . Completely nutty. Hes nutty his nickname was room service eric. I never ordered room service during a riot in my life cheers and applause these seven adult movie targets, come on ive never rented latin lesbos three during a riot in my life. Cant we categorize it under miscellaneous entertainment . Why dont we agree a good amount of personal anecdotes from media figures are seasoned with bleep and lets just move on. Secretary of Veterans Affairs Robert Mcdonald is apologizing for wrongly saying he served in the military special forces. Okay, this could be bad. What dictator did he say assassinated in a nighttime raid . How many medals added to the resume . I could work up actual outrage on this one. Mcdonald made the erroneous claim while speaking to a homeless veteran last month on the cbs evening news. Do you happen to be a veteran. Yes. Likely . Army, navy . Army. Really . What special forces. Im special forces. Jon im touched mcdonald lied to connect to the homeless as opposed to the much more prevalent, no i dont have any money even though you just saw me walk out of this artisanal cheese shop. laughter but once again, arent we missing the point here . Shouldnt the shocking scandal on this tape not be the awkward attempt to connect with the homeless special forms veterans but the existence of homeless special forces veterans. Isnt that the biggest outrage . cheers and applause heres the problem all right. World outrage supplies are finite, and if we spend so much of it on the fairly inconsequential status embellishment our anger tanks could be empty when we need them most secret newly leaked cables of israeli Prime Minister netanyahu may have misled the u. N. In 2012 about irans ability to build a nuclear bomb. Netanyahu told the General Assembly riern was one year away from producing a Nuclear Weapon. Jon first of all irans been a year away from building a Nuclear Weapon for, like, 20 years now laughter at a certain point, i think we should think about getting them a tutor. laughter they have been in nuclear fourth grade for a decade and second are you implying that that cartoon bomb drawing may be purposely inaccurate . Behind the scenes, just one month after the speech Israeli Intelligence sent a very different message. This is a secret ma sad analysis dated october 2012. Iran at this stage is not performing the activity necessary to produce weapons. Jon see. This is the bleep we should be looking into because it seems to me, you know we might all be just a little better off if the exaggerations about covering a war get less attention than the exaggerations that got us into so many of them cheers and applause well be right back. The precision blades are the same. But shaving. Never will be. Fusion proglide rebuilt with flexball technology. Makes maximum contact over tricky contours and gets virtually every hair. Proglide blades improved by flexball technology. One refill gets you up to one month of shaves. Gillette. The best a man can get double coverage . No problem. Triple covered . Yes, please. For a limited time at pizza hut get the triple cheese covered stuffed crust pizza. Order a large for just 11. 99. Now thats gamechanging flavor. Only at pizza hut. These nuggets are good. Really good. You guys, i need some answers. 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A video shows Vice President joe biden making an odd move during a swearing in ceremony. You can see the Vice President awkwardly placing his hands on the shoulders of stephanie carter, the new defense secretarys wife. Biden left his hands on stephanie carters shoulders for an estimated 28 seconds. laughter sighs laughter jon you seem tense. Is it the stress of me groping you for 28 straight seconds . Jesus 28 seconds thats like three decades in groped on camera years. If that wasnt enough, biden proceeded to act out the pottery scene for ghost right in front of everybody hes in quite good shape. I havent seen someone being so over the top gratuitously handy since, i dont know, two nights ago, i guess. This brings us to our newest segment joe biden you only have one bleep job as Vice President your mission is simple you show up you shake a couple of hands, flash the pearlies get home in time for the mindy project. Thats it but weve already seen that remorse laughter applause weve already seen that remorse about lady touching is the one thing joe biden will not feel we both have something in common. We both married up. Youre beautiful. Hi emily, how are you . I hope you have a big fence around the house. Jon i can still see it ahhh what could you possibly be saying to her be still my child. While i absorb your precious life source. laughter youre not officially sworn if until delaware joe has felt up every Single Member of your immediate family. Heres whats so weird about this, biden is usually good on womens issues in general. No means no the right of women to at the side for themselves whether or not they want to use contraception. No man has the right to raise a hand to a woman. Jon in general its great. Its the moments with actual women he has a problem with. We go to senior White House Correspondent samantha bee. John, i just came from a oneonone interview with Vice President biden. Jon all right. Jon i thought you might have. He swears hes seen the errors of his ways and for her part this, reporter believes him. Jon sam, just out of curiosity, what was biden doing while you spoke with him . Well, he had just finished writing i will not grope women 100 times on a chalkboard, and then he was eating straw strawberry preserves without utensils. Jon so keeping busy with his hands. Oh, a whirlwind of activity, jon. Jon yeah. Then as he began to change the oil on his motor cycle while also enjoying cheatos, you know, i the turned to leave and say goodbye, but biden turned to me and said, come back, so i can shake your hand. I did the Vice President shook my hand can you believe it laughter jon great interview sam. Thank you so much jon well be right back. cheers and applause the secret to a great night out. Beer meat and cheese. Oh, and great friends to share them with. Introducing the new bar snacks apps menu. 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Vo because we cant sit back and watch history, we have to create it. cheers and applause jon tonight, Award Winning photojournalist, her new book called its what i do a photographers life of love and war, please welcome Linsey Addario cheers and applause thank you for being here thank you. Jon its what i do, almost sounds as if its a retort to people who say quhar you doing i guess it is a retort. I have no better answer. Jon whenever something dangerous has happened in the world, you have grabbed your camera and gone there over the past 20 years. 15. Jon 15 years. How has that changed . I want to show just some of the pictures quickly of some of the places you have been. This is darfur. 2004. Jon this is libya. Jon the next is afghanistan. Jon so lets come back and talk. Youre not in any of those pictures. Are you lying to us that you were there . laughter yeah, i actually sent my assistant to take the pictures. laughter i had a remote. Jon but that is remarkable unfettered, unprotected access. Sure, when im with the u. S. Military, i feel somewhat protected. But in darfur, for example, we were sneaking in. We went there and had to walk a mile in amongst the rebels. We walked around looking for displaced people, bodies, burned villages the beginning of the war in darfur. Jon right. Whats so incredible to me is without someone such as yourself and real courage that you display, we dont know about this. Sure. I think the role of journalism is fundamental. Thats one thing people overlook when they look at me and say, why do you do this . I say, where to you get your news . Dont take it for granted. When you look alt a photo in the new york times, theres a photographer taking the picture. Without journalism, we wouldnt know whats going on in these places. Jon its more than what it used to be, a dangerous dangerous game. Also. Weve seen it with i. S. I. S. , with foley, sotloff, all the journalists killed ransom involved. Jon you speak about it in a compartmentalized way. You have been kidnapped twice. Twice. Jon once in iraq. In iraq its for a day. Jon sure. Sure. Jon almost a day laughter i dont know, 11 hours with 15 guns to my head, it was only a day. Jon sure, easy peasy but libya was bad, it was almost a week. We were beaten and tied up and blindfolded and threatened with death repeatedly. Jon and these groups that take you you know you spoke earlier to me about this idea that these smaller groups start now to use journalists as almost bait fish to sell to i. S. I. S. To sell to other groups, and thats become the economy in this area. Well, its hard for me to say that because i dont know exactly where theyre getting their money, but i do know what happens often and what happened in afghanistan and what is happening there is journalist get taken by smaller groups, bandits, whatever, and get traded up to more organized groups who in turn try and sell us for ransom or try to barter for prisoner release. So its a whole system. Jon are there things you see that are out there that can be done to in any way help safeguard people who have a desire to witness these events, to get the information out to the world who are in some ways hung out to dry . Well, its hard in. That part of the world, the best thing we can do is share information and basically share information about wheres the best move. We need good access to translators and drivers. Now theyre in peshmerga in northern iraq. The way to safeguard is to be informed. Without that its impossible. You cant just roam around the borders of syria and expect to be safe. Its impossible. Jon i imagine now as the news organizations pull back and the infrastructure isnt there for journalists it becomes even more difficult. Sure, because increasingly people are relying on citizen journalists which theyre not trained journalists. No one knows who they are, where their loyalties lie, whether theyre staging pictures. So its really difficult because increasingly we dont have access to those places. Jon well i also want to show, too were so accustomed to this idea youre capturing tragedy. But also real triumph. So this is in afghanistan . This is during the fall of the taliban in kandahar in 2001. So i was there with a group of the new york times, and it was incredible but a it was the first time that people were going out listening to music on the streets because music was banned under the taliban. I do think, of course for these men, they hadnt seen a woman in god knows how long, so when you see a woman with a camera, they also all comes toward it. So maybe caused some of the danger. laughter jon and drew them out. But, also, what i find so important about these pictures is they capture a moment but they also create a picture that is layered. Go to the next one here. Unexpected. 3d movie theater. This is in iraq 2010. I hadnt been back to rierk iraq in about six years. National geographic asked me to go back and show life in baghdad. I was shocked. People were on the streets in ice cream parlors and movie theaters, and to me it was so incredible. Jon have you seen peoples understanding of these countries and cultures and conflicts grow with social media, with technological advances, or are you seeing it narrowing because were no longer maybe getting access top these places . I dont know. It depends whether you trust the sources youre getting them from, so im not sure. I think, of course, the more information and images we get out of anywhere it creates an image. Often when journalists go in were often just focused on the war or one story, so theres an entire life going on were not seeing. So thats what i also find interesting as a journalist. For example, the story in baghdad, i love that because we were seeing images of fighting and the destruction but its fun to go in and actually focus on something totally unrelated. Jon which is why, to that point, after reading the book which is fascinating and phenomenal, i wanted to show this pictures. This is you and your husband. I wanted to show. Look at that. So just so Everybody Knows cheers and applause Linsey Addario goes into dar darfur and afghanistan and syria and libya and gets pictures no one gets. I did not have a life for a long time. Jon its wonderful to see and i congratulate and thank you. This doesnt happen without people such as yourself and im very appreciative. Thank you. Jon thank you for being here. 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