Jon welcome to the daily show. My name is jon stewart our guest tonight oh, man is this fella talented, incredibly talented fella oscar isaac, from the film a most violent year, is going to be here, but first applause thats for all the young kuwaiti kids who might be watching. cheers and applause thats all natural right there. laughter but first, americas election campaigns have become insanely expensive, but theres no need to pretend to reach for your wallet anymore. Someone else is picking up the tab. The Political Network led by the Koch Brothers, has put a price tag on its spending plans. 900 million in the 2016 cycle. Thats a lot of money. Jon now, you may think to yourself, oh, thats bleep up. laughter arent those guys going to want something in exchange for spending the Gross National product of many countries on one election cycle . And is the thing they want control over the levers of our democracy or would they settle for hand jobs . laughter cheers and applause well, rest easy because one of one of the men who stands to benefit from this Campaign Spending says its really fine. There are a bunch of democrats who have taken as their talking point that the Koch Brothers are the nexus of all evil in the world. I think that is grotesque and offensive. They want to scare people by painting a picture of nefarious billionaires. Jon when in fact theyre the picture of benevolent god kings. laughter all hail the clamshell brothers you know, im sure ted cruz will be speaking at this conference, whether a billion a billion dollars where is my money bib . Really, the kochs money is way more impressive than any of the g. O. P. Candidates so far. I think they should just have the 900 million run for office. Hey give it up for the next president of the united states, johnny actual cash. cheers and applause listen, im please. All kidding aside, im not worried that money is going to corrupt our vaunted political system. Americas values are too bedrock solid freedom of speech respect for human rights these principles are the foundation of our national identity. They will stand strong no matter how much economic power is hurled at them. barking whats that . Whats that, girl . Im talking about American Values being incorruptible, girl. bark laughter whats that you say . Saudi arabia is in trouble . Drop everything, weve got to go now . President obama cutting short a trip to india today. Hes traveling to saudi arabia to pay his respects to the family of king abdullah, who died last week. Jon so obama cut short his india trip to jet off to saudi arabia. India was probably boring him. Mr. Obama became the First American to sit in the viewing stand for the countrys republic day parade. Dancers in blue and others celebrating indian Space Exploration were followed by twirling batons, ornamential umbrellas, and a cadre of camels. The finale stunt riders on motorcycles and a flyover. The president s reaction spoke for itself. laughter applause jon he gave the greatest parade in history laughter the same rating roger ebert gave to a tale of two kitties. laughter all right, so they had to leave india and head to saudi arabia. They were going to pay respects to the late king who, from what i understand, left behind a stirring list of achievements. King adbullah will be remembered at home as a reformer. As much as a reformer can be in a country that publicly beheads criminals, sentences human rights activists to lashings, and deprives women of the right to drive. Jon so a reformer lower case r. Its a lower case r. Its lower. Its really lower. Go i would go lower. I can still see it. laughter i would make a very small r. Regardless of the kings attitude towards his own people, the late king did have a very special relationship with us. A lot of people i know that are quite close to the late King Adbullah, said the king could not stand president obama. Jon oh i get it because the president s a muslim oh no that couldnt be it. laughter i dont know why they didnt like each other. So why, gene, was the president so eager to go mourn this fella . The source of the kings wealth and power oil, of course, a fifth of the worlds reserves, and it was largely King Adbullah who dramatically drove down the price of oil and with it, the cost of american gasoline. Jon i cant stay mad at you. Laugh lawch applause jon hey, i know what, then . That makes this whole thing seem like craven selfinterest on americas part. Nothing could be further from the truth. Thats not us. This is not about whether saudi arabia is really allies with us or if they hate us or whose human rights record is abusier. Its solidarity. Like france this month, the unity march, we dropped everything to champion freedom in the face of terrorism. President obama was a noshow at yesterdays rally in paris and didnt send a highlevel envoy. Including eric holdir who was in paris for counterterrorism meetings. Jon we didnt send everybody, but to be fair, it was early january, and our nation was hard at work. Preparing for the upcoming groundhogs day celebration. laughter just out of curiosity did any other americans attend the riyadh event . The president s saudi delegation was a washingtons whos who, from secretary of state john kerry senator john mccain, and c. I. A. Director john brennan, to former secretaries of state of state james baker and condoleezza rice. Jon holy bleep everybody. Lets see if i can do the math. Between saudi arabia and france, thats everybody. Minus nobody. laughter carry the what the bleep . You know what though you know what . Whod want to go to gross paris anyway when you could go to laughter the city of. A city. And just look at riyadhs effect on nancy pelosi and john mccain. laughter apparently, these bleep only fight here in america. laughter apparently, the only thing that can bring our divided political system together is saudi arabia. They really are a stabilizing force. So obama leaving india to go to saudi arabia is really sending a message to france. You want us to come over and march with you guys in solidarity . Find a way to turn this into this. laughter applause well be right back. With rollover data, the data you dont use this month rolls over to the next month. And i dont have to do anything . Not a thing, mobile share value customers get it automatically. Its how we show appreciation. You know i really appreciate that you appreciate me as a customer. And we appreciate how much you appreciate us appreciating our customers. And i appreciate that you appreciate that. 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And yet it seems like a simple question of manners, taking up two seats when you can take up one. It somehow opened a new front in the culture war. Legspreaders, theyre the worst. Men, bad. Yeah. Mens groups are calling it male oppression. laughter jon apparently calling themselves mens groups. Take that for what its worth. For more were joined my senior womens issues correspondent kristin shaw. Kristin. cheers and applause this is a big deal, jon, and i just want to say men, im sorry. You should absolutely have that extra seat. You deserve that extra seat. But do the math. Men make 30 more than women. They should have 30 more space on the ride to work. laughter applause . Jon its not thats not even who its. This is just an issue of common courtesy on the subways. Oh, no, jon. Youve been so brainwashed by this feminized world, you cant even see everything that men have lost. laughter you used to run companies by yourself. You used to run countries by yourself. You used to do everything. Yes, you do. And if a woman showed up, you got to call her sugar tits with no consequences and give her a seat in the type writer pool with all the other sugar tits. laughter jon minor points, i think its titsi. The subway is the only place men have left. We have literally driven you underground to find that last inch and now society says no even there a mans place is on one seat, knees together. As a woman who has struggled her entire life to keep her knees together, i am your ally. cheers and applause jon well, you know i you may not be aware of this but one regular subway seat does grant you a good amount of ball space. Its not its not wow. Jon what . Wow. Jon what . Jon, can i talk directly to your testicles for a second because i think youre holding them hostage. laughter you poor balls. Your ancestors used to roam free, the wind blowing through your soft fuzzy hair, the sun soaking up into your wrinkled skin knowing that six this whole goddamn world was yours cheers and applause jon wow. That was actually that was quite moving, that was. Oh, jon, your balls are crying. laughter jon not crying, kristin. Theyre allergic to wool. Come on, jon get it together. Occupying all the territory you can is sexy. When im on a subway car with all those men taking charge of the seats around them, i get so weak in the knees, i can barely stand, but i have to. laughter applause . Jon see, thats thats seems rude to make you stand in that. Jon, who is the manliest man in the world . Thats george clooney. Yes Jean Claude Van damme. And look how much room he needs for his balls. Would you call that rude or amazing . Jon its amazing. I think my because would would protest a move like that. Well then get out of the way because this manspreading train is going express. Its no longer about individual comfort. Its a movement. The m. T. A. Wants to run fun well run ours. When they tell men to rein it in, lock those legs together. United we sit jon i dont know how effective the movement is, but it seems like a nice way to make a friend. Oh, my god jon stewart is the loneliest man. laughter jon she doesnt mean that, guys. Dont laughter . Listen, i want to see men fighting the good fight. Spreading with pride. And, hey, while youre at it maybe, you know, show us what youre fighting for. laughter . Jon i dont understand what you just dont be so uptight, sugar balls. You know give us a little peek, like this guy. This is good no . A little ball cleavage. If you join the movement, weve got to see the goods are moving, right . Jon kristin shaw, everybody. Well be right back. Kristin shaw. Recently, a 1954 mercedesbenz grand prix race car made history when it sold for a record price of just under 30 million. And now, another mercedesbenz makes history selling at just over 30,000. And to think this one actually has a surroundsound stereo. The 2015 cla. See your authorized mercedesbenz dealer for exceptional offers through mercedesbenz financial services. Coughequence 5. The sleepless night. Sorry. Robitussin dm max nighttimes dual action liquid instantly soothes your throat and delivers fast, powerful cough relief. Robitussin. Dont suffer the coughequences. Heres an idea. First person to check their texts has to buy the next round. Does that sound good to you . Keep it up here. cheers and applause jon welcome back. My guest tonight the film is called a most violent year. Im almost always going to take you to the dining room table and offer you something. Whatever it is always take the fancy option. Can i get you a coffee or a tea . I would like a tea, please. We have some home made lemonade or a soda. I would love a lemonade, thank you. Why . Because were never going to be the cheapest option, so we have to be the best and they want no, they need to feel that you want the best, too. Thats why our trucks are the newest or the cleanest. And our drivers are approachable. Jon they are very approachable. Please welcome back to the program, oscar isaac cheers and applause this movie is tremendous. You know that. Thank you. Jon the variety many awards. Listen to this. Im going to throw a name at you and youre going to be very excited about this but also demure. Al pacino. Come on, al pacino. When i watched you in this film, it had that same pacino in like, the early dog day afternoons, godfather. A little smolder but total control. And exact. Gl admittedly not a large man. No. Jon but just a wonderful thank you. Jon performance. And the film is you think a most violent year, you think this is a cliche not a cliche character in the bunch. Thanks. In a way were an antigangster film. Jon exactly. Its a gangster film about a pacifist, about someone trying to grow his business in 1981, which was one of the most statistically violent years on record in new york city, and on the edge of collapse. The federal government had turned its back on the city. Youre on your own. And this is a guy that sees opportunity there. Jon right rite. But in order to succeed hes getting it from all sides that you have to man up and do what you dont want to do which is get a gun show strength. And he just has an idea how he wants to move ahead, and its not through violence. Jon i thought so interesting too your relationship with your wife in the film, jessica cha stain, who is really, her and her brother more the driving force towards that. Jessica cha stain is incredible in the movie. Weve known each other for a long time. We went to school together. Jon you went to school with jess jaica . Yeah. Jon high school, college . No we went to juilliard together. Jon oh, they had a high school for talented people. Its a college conservatory. Yeah. Jon conservatory. I was going to go there but they had, like, a test, a talent test, where you had to show a talent. Uhhuh, and it didnt no, they appreciated the effort. I remember no, its no matter what, is this the first time you guys worked together . This is the first time. Weve been friends a long time and wanting to do something together but this was the first thing we got to do. So, yeah she plays this mobsters daughter this tough new york girl, and shes my wife, and shes definitely thinks that im not bringing it scwhr gl worst comes to worst even if the movie is no good, you get to spend four months with jessica chastain. Its a winwin. Jon thats what im talking about but the movie turned out to be great. Im excited for you. We have actors on the show and sometimes ill be like, oh youre really goodment. Or youre a nice person. But this gentleman here, truly, we talked earlier, but also, like, a tremendously nice person, like, a grounded person, very talented. And now you have x men and star wars coming up. Yeah. cheers and applause jon we have an expression in the old country where i come from. Its nice when nice happens to nice. laughter have you filmed all these other projects already . Is that all done . Star wars is done, yeah. cheers and applause theyre making it putting it all together now but were done shooting it. Jon have you seen do you know the ending . Yeah. laughter i know the ending. Jon yoda in it . Cant say. laughter . Jon i take back what i said about being nice. I cant. Theyll kill me. Jon tell me the difference in Craft Services between a bigbudget production and, like, an independent film. Like on star wars is there like, a shrimp vending machine . laughter . They did have they did have a specific one for people that needed to lose a few pounds. Jon for real . Yeah. Jon a Craft Services table for pound reduction, yeah. Jon was it located near the other table . No. It would come to you by, like, a messenger. With your special lowcalorie food. Jon let me ask you were there people there who would chew it for them first . Or laughter . It was prechewed yes. Jon thats exciting. I cant honestly im such a fan of that whole series and the x men series i honestly cant wait. I will be the annoying nerd who calls you up that was so cool. Are there new creatures in it, star wars . There are new creatures in it yeah that i can say. They were there. There was practical stuff but there were actual puppeteers. Jon really . I did very little green screen when i was there. A lot is practical and on set and huge sets, hundreds of extras. Jon do you die . laughter a most violent year opens nationwide. laughter on fridays. Oscar isaac, everybody. cheers and applause cheers and applause . Jon thats our show. Here it is, your moment of zen. President obama is once again getting flack on the International Stage for chewing gum. Cameras captured him apparently chewing gums on multiple occasions. He even took it out of his mouth once while chatting with the Prime Minister and then put it onsored by Comedy Central captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. Org. Larry tonightly. Billionaires are making it rain and for once its not acid rain caused by their nearby chemical plants. laughter larry were talking dark money and no, im not talking about my 80s rap group
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