[ laughter ] but, of course, first. [laughter] you know the vaguely olympic sounding but yet still Public Domain means it is time for the daily show update norway currently leads the medical count with 12 and followed by the netherlands and canada and followed by white slyvania and albinostan. The winter games is the only games where to do well you have to look exactly like the surface you are competing on. Normally in the winter olympic its as an advantage to be from a country known for its more tund dra like winters. But in sochi. The Winter Olympics in sochi are feeling more like at summer games. High temperature today 59 degrees. Up on the slopes we saw bare earth where there should be snow. The mercury topping 60 degrees. Jon so to be clear its right now colder in florida than it is at the Winter Olympics. Of course, the athletes are doing their best to adjust. Lets see how the Cross Country skiers are faring in the warmer conditions. Okay it looks good. The skiers have adapted. [cheers and applause] anyway its not only the climate that appears to be warming up at these games. The russian president very visible hugging athletes, sharing beers in the red jumpsuit, dutch speed skating champion irane woost who is openly gay said putin cuddled her. Jon he wasnt cuddling her he was killing curing her for no woman could remain gay once they sucked on the sacred straightening teat of one vladmir putin. Cant resist it. No [laughter] legend has it, boy, the isle of satha was no match for one single drop of milk from his massive teat. [laughter] i dont even know what that accent is from. Russian attitudes towards gay people has been the subject of much controversy during the sochi games. For a firsthand look we rejoin jason jones live from sochiish. [ laughter ] the Winter Olympics have always been the gayer of two olympics but how will that play in russia a country that received a lot of criticism for the strict antigay laws. I sought with serge markoff a political analyst to see how a russian political spin doctor would handle this. Lets talk about gay rights or as you call them in russia, whatever the opposite of that is. I i am tired from this issue. Jon you are tired of talking about gays . Its boring from my point of view. Basic personal rights for gays who cares. Nobody cares in russia. You are free to make sex with this person go. Away. From my point of view right now we can do it. Im not going to bleep . Many times repeat me its normal its a freedom, its democracy, its human rights for to you making sex with this table. Its a false analogy. Having sex between man and woman normal. Having sex between man and man not normal, Everybody Knows it including gays. After listening to this nut job i only had one thought, by do i owe Rick Santorum you an apology because even though he has said every homophobic thing imaginable he never said gay people agree with him. One people think its normal gay sex and other people say let it see it in the face of god. And other people say this is a sickness. I have a solution why dont we have a gay pride parade followed by a hoab phobic parade followed by a bleep idiot parade then the kids can see all three viewpoints. Its one of possibilities. Jon okay. Ive seen it before. An oppressive government tries to excuse the human rights violation and we hit the streets and find that the people are full of compassion, right average russians. I totally support president putin because im for traditional families and the i think it was the right decision. A degree with the law . You agree with the law . Im more than 100 against gays. You are a musician and you dont respect them . Theres a lot of gay people on stage but none of them in the orchestra. No gays in the orchestra . [laughter] there are. That was just crazy old russians with dead animals on their head. What about the politcally active youth. Im against gay people because i think its the shame of my country. Holy bleep these people have a lot to learn about things russia thud be a should be ashamed of like the 74 of russians who dont think homosexuality should be accepted in society which leads to backwards thinking like this. Can i only imagine taking my kids to explain seeing a man taking a kid to school and explaining what is going on here. Its tough to explain that that kid has two daddies. I cannot found the words. The words i just used. I cannot find the words. Repeat what i said, hey, that kid has two daddies. No way. You cant say that . This country was stuck in the dark ages or as we call it in america 40 years ago. After all this homophobia there was only one thng i wanted to do was swit a group of young gay mow could youites and ask them why dont you come to america . Ive been to it i didnt like it. Go to minimum april list its cold as bleep there. Im a russian first. Thats fine, nobody is american first. Russian people dont know about gay people a lot. Problem with the law its a step back. If you want to reach the ultimate goal you have to kind of overcome this step back and fight from there. The brave men are still willing to stay and fix their country even though they are up against this id idiotcy. No gay propaganda to children. Why . Its dangerous. Its dangerous for gays to walk by Holding Hands in front of kids . Who cares. I care. Im a parent. I dont care. Sometimes you will care and you will say to me sergei he was right. I dont have a lot of certainties in life, but the one absolute certainty i have is i will never say serge yeah, you are right sergei you are right. As i tried to wash the bad taste in my mouth i remember the one woman i met protesting the laws. Are you hopeful that russia can change . I have to hope because otherwise its too depressing. It is really bleep depressing. I really do it just to not be ashamed of me of my way of living. 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But its good to know that the democrats democrats are impreservous to imperious to that so we dont have to worry about things the democrats are in charge. The ambassadors. Appointed by the democratic president. Surely he chooses them on their merits. He has nominated for the ambassadorship to norway. Have you been to norway . Jon okay. A little weird. He has never visited the country he is going to bet new ambassador to this despite the Tourism Campaign come to norway, you may be our ambassador some day. But who needs to go to norway to understand it anyway. You use the in in nordic track e it. Its fine. Have you been to argentina . Senator, i havent been there yet. I have traveled extensively around the world but i havent yet had a chance. Jon its ah, to be perfectly honest, last on my lirs hosm would you they say its kind of a merda hole. Why know. Youve never been to argentina but youve been somewhere. I was in cancun and i dated a girl named tina is that good . Surely the guy the administration is sending to iceland he has to be an ice landaalcoholic. I take it youve been to iceland. Sir, ive not had the privilege yet. [laughter] jon let me ask you this. [ laughter ] [cheers and applause] have any of you bleep people been to epcot center . Is there a rule ambassadors cant have set foot in the countries they are going to ambassador. Would it ruin the surprise . I couldnt be because the new norway nominee raised 850,000 obamas Reelection Campaign or the argue continuea raised 500,000 or the ice landic one bundled 1. 5 million. That would mean that not only arent republicans the only ones corrupt, it would mean that nancy pelosi was wrong but lus that iceland cost three times more than argentina. That is not to say all ambassadorships are up to the highest bidder. New ambassador to china is max baucus i guess because of sensitivity of the post. Im no real expert on china. Jon ive ah played their checkers. [laughter] gotten out of their finger traps. So [laughter] im pretty confident i can do it. [ laughter ] to be fair to baucus he did not raise money for the president. He stepped down from the senate so the democratic governor of montana could appoint his replacement making it easier for the governor to keep the democrats in the senate. One more change to the u. S. Ambassador to russia Michael Mcfaul will step down. Ive been commuting 7 months. Its a 5,000 a mile commute. Its the reason im going home. You realize you dont have to commute every day. Honey im home. Holy bleep i have to get the to airport. Im 30 hours late for work. Now we need a new russian ambassador. Why dont we prove the process isnt corrupt. Its not about rages money for the democrats. Why cant it be about picking someone we are not that crazy about and sending [ male announcer ] introducing the new fritos chicken enchilada melt at subway. Wait a minute. The fritos go on the sub . Cruncha muncha on that. 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Thank you very much. Jon did you grow up when did the previous robocop were you a kid when that came out . Did that have influence on you . Do you remember that film . Yeah, bifs eight when it came out. Jon me, too. Yes, you were. [ laughter ] you were hand handsome little b. Jon did you say 38 or eight . [laughter] yes. When they approach you. This seemed like you wouldnt think so but physically vigorous this role. Did you have to do preparation for this type of thing . There was quite some preparation. It was a lot about how the robocops movement when he went into battle sequences and the programming that would decide how woe move. We thought he should move special forces in a sense. Yes. I started out working with the Swedish Special forces. Im originally from sweden because i have people there. Then i came to l. A. And then i train with l. A. Swat team or the trainer of the l. A. Swat team, this guy called uncle scotty. [ laughter ] jon you know when i was growing up we also had an uncle scotty. I dont think he was like the uncle scotty i know. Jon who was this uncle scotty. We were going to meet him at the eagles nest outside of l. A. Jon is that what they call the apartment . I think he has some kind of apartment called something similar. But this is his training grounds anyway. Im there waiting with the other stunt guy that is my stunt guy. Were waiting for him. This camouflage hummer pulls up. This guy gets out and hes in cameo and a palestine shawl around his neck and oakley glasses. He walks up to us real slowly and were standing by this bench and the first thing he says is all right im uncle scotty. Sit down mother bleep . [laughter] im feeling like a Little School girl and im like yes hes like i train 150,000 people and not one bleep has been injured. Do you understand that bleep . Im like yes, sir. He was like you dont call me, sir you call me urchg i scotty mother bleep . Ill like yes, sir. He was like what did i tell you uncle scotty, uncle scotty. And [laughter] and then he trained us. [laughter] jon let me ask you this when you were done training he was he like all right lets get some froyo mother lets get a Little Something in our theres a mixin place called red something what is it called . Red mango. Red mango. Strawberry. Jon he would have said bleep . Its a mainly jon was the swedish guy nicer . Was that guy bad ass, too. Is everybody special force . The speedish special forces they are like, okay, you take your gun and its over here and dont hurt anybody, you know . [laughter] very different. Jon what is the is there a swedish word for mother bleep . Yes, there is. Jon you can say. Mamecnoler. [ laughter ] jon uncle scotty you be like you call me uncle scotty mamacnoler. I like it, buddy. Very nice. Robocop its in the theaters right now. Its joel kinneman. Great job. [cheers and applause] guy 2 i told you you could build your own skillet. 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Is love. Make love. Not war. Introducing new axe peace. [cheers and applause] jon thats our show, everybody. Before we go today the news was for everybody that is in comedy around the world we all lost our grandfather today. Here it is your moment of zen. 1778 feet. Straight down. Were you badly hurt professor . See that . That is the original me. All the rest is new. [ laughter ] cheers and applause . Stephen welcome to the report, good to have you with us, ladies and gentlemen cheers and applause audience chanting stephen