Jon welcome to the daily show. My name is jon stewart. Our guest tonight childhood friend of max browning, jonah hill is here. [cheers and applause] were excited about that. [cheers and applause] were excited about that. All in all i think we can all agree this has been an up and dun year but certainly not a good year for privacy. Between Edward Snowdens revelations about the nsa and the revelations that ikea is spying on its employees. Theres that now show howie mandel watches you poop. That soon invasion. I didnt sign up to be a contestant yet there i was. [laughter] this week brings the most devastating privacy news yet. A bombshell revealed. Prosecutors say the now shut down world of the news newspaper hacked the royals phone. Jon you know what this means . Queen selfies. [ laughter ] what sup, girl . [laughter] i gotta say though i dont care for them hacking the royals phones but that has to be juicy material. A phone hacking trial that william called kate babykins. The queen was furious. Some of the guards were scoffing some of the nuts left out for her to eat within the palace. Jon they have to leave nuts around the palace for the queen as though shes a common squirrel . Shes a queen cant she store them in her royal cheeks . For more were joined by the senior royal correspondent john oliver. John, thank you. Thank you very much. Jon this soon amazing situation but is there really a story here . Are you seriously asking me that. Jon im asking that question. Thats not just a story theres a traf industry here travesty here. Why is the sex . Good luck selling a collectible plate with those things on there. Jon i thought that went . That bit, why . Jon i thought it was funny. Did you think us discussing this was that we got laughs. Yeah, a few, not bad. Jon do you think its weird that we worked on this will all day [laughter] this bit we did here. I dont know if you know this like john oliver how long have you been here . Seven and a half years. Jon seven and a half years but john, we know this, you are a tremendously talented individual. You know we know you are talented. John john got his own show on hbo which is long overdue and were excited for him but this is unfortunately his last night with us. [audience awwwws] i went through a charade of writing this royal nut bit. Were to the doing the bleep bit. Jon of course not. What do you think were doing here. I thought you cared about the queen. Jon i dont care. Theres only one British Royal i care about tonight and his name is prince john oliver. [cheers and applause] here is what i want to talk about a little bit. You came to us from i think you came from he he ellsbury on rightly. Muffin on puffin stuff. Thats offensive but fine. Jon it should be. But what john brought to Social Security a broad range of characters from different backgrounds. Jond from london by the daily shows correspondent. Hello jon, how are you . Hello mr. Stewart fine and dandy if i may say. Have no fear england is here to make you feel a little better. Can we have some more. It be christmas day, sir. India theres a land worth sunday sub gating. I cant meet the royal baby with peach fuz. What if he wants to touch me fez. [ laughter ] i have even less range than you. [laughter] jon you know what is nice when you watch the clips, you and i vnlt aged a you bit. [ laughter ] here is what i thought was even better. This soon american show. You stepped night. It was an unusual situation. But the britts are known obviously brits are known for his sophisticated with it. John oliver brought that. Walking down the block an old man pays to you. All right. Sodomy, whacking off. Jon thank you john oliver. Youve never seen a professional news man enjoy a phenomenal story before. Scratch my beg. My ass was bleep my balls through a circular saw. Ow ow [laughter] jon i still dont know what this youve got nothing else to do. [ laughter ] jon even doing like whatever like brooklyn you still go into the i have one more. Jon be serious for just a minute. You know, the thing that i have always loved about what you do is in the field you brought out such incredible pieces and such incredible work. We have nowhere near enough time to show some of the amazing pieces that john did in the film. Here say little touch of some of the work that john was able to do in the field. Take a look. What makes a politician successful . Getting reelected by his or her constituents. Right, yeah. That is how you judge success okay. Well, getting legislation done. Is second . Is second, yes. That is second. Holy bleep that is second . Ahh . Do black people every say thank you to white people for what theyve done here. No. You are kidding me. No. They never acknowledged the fact that they received anything from us. Remind me why coming off unesc os funding is a good thing. We didnt create this problem. Thats the headline we didnt create this program. Although we did create the law. Confused again. Were the good guys here. For sure. For sure. Yes. And when the programs are getting shutdown we feel like the good guys because . We are. Because we are. We are the good guys. Dont laugh this is not a joke. This is the backbone of u. S. Policy. The Republican Party had come to this beachfront resort to send a serious message. The budgetary problems have to start with the spending. You have to stop spending. People should know they shouldnt be going to hawaii. Appearances are important. Words mean things but people judge you by the things you do. You have the freedom to spend your money or do whatever you want to and then with that freedom also comes the responsibility and the consequences of your actions. Yeah, yeah. And i think thats part of what washington is not seeing. Wow. Wow. Is the consequences of what they are doing. They are not seeing it . No they are not. Who is the president ofs uzbekistan . The president of uzbekistan . [laughter] you didnt need to know then and have not found out since. [cheers and applause] jon standing o [cheers and applause] were going to miss you. [cheers and applause] john oliver. [cheers and applause] [cheers and applause] you know what . I know how to break the mood. I know how to break the mood. Chuck . Danger danger jon well be right back. [cheers and applause] [cheers and applause] jon welcome back to the show. Welcome back to the show. Hold on. Hold on. Emotion repress, repress. Dont feel im back. So listen as a student of history one thing that weve all learned is that even the mightiest dynasties eventually crumble. The ming dynasty, happensberg dynasty and now problem for the preeminent dynasty of our age. The duck dynasty characters led by family pate rach are stars. But in an article of gq Phil Robertson called homosexuality sinful. Just more. Out from there bestiality, the drunkards the swindlers they wont inherit the kind dom of god. Its not right. Jon yeah, man its zz top not zz bottom. [ laughter ] first of all i dont watch your duck dine industry and i assumed it was a show where ducks reenacted the show dynasty. Which, by the way, would have eye huge gay audience. Besides equating being gay with bestiality he recommend reminisced about how black people were happy during slavery times and no one was singing the blues forgetting, of course, that was pretty much when and where the blues were invented. As you can imagine glaad filed a complaint and naacp. Theres something called the first amendment. This is the word police. Political correctness. Jon yes, i, too, have a problem with the word of police. Its by far the worst law and order spinoff. I dont care for it. [ laughter ] look, i think what the guy said is ignorant but i have an inclination to support a world where saying ignorant bleep on television doesnt get you kicked off that medium. [cheers and applause] but i guess i stand with the free speech absolutists at fox news who dont believe you should pressure people to have to adhere to cultural norms of speech mostly. Why are so many towns removing the word and the name christmas. Isnt it discriminating against christians by calling it a holiday tree. Christmas is cyst mat its the religion for christians. Respect it. Some people are busy trying to erase chris mast from the culture. Its a xmas tree its christmas. People are going happy holidays. Do you debate that there are all kinds of instances where christmas is struck from the lexicon. Who gives a rip about whether or not a white or red poinsettia is in the school. It doesnt have jesus on it. Get over it. Jon there are flowers floweh jesus on them. Their belief in free speech doesnt extend to the holidays where the word christmas is mandatory. Fox wouldnt pressure people to use the phrase Merry Christmas. The governor of rhode island refusing to call you a christmas tree. Its called the holiday tree. For folks watching right now thinking thats crazy i should call the governor. We have his phone number. When Department Stores ordered the employees not to say Merry Christmas we won that because we named them and no one went shopping there. They can call your radio show and contact the governor. Tulsas holiday parade of lights will go on as scheduled saturday despite the protests. Fortunately the parade will not suffer. Jon i end with the staged words of fox approved cast of duck dine city. Happy, happy, happy, happy. Avo this holiday tech the halls and ring in the savings with a free 50 online visa when you buy a phone get great deals on the best phones at radioshack applause]d jon welcome back. My guest tonight, his new film is called the wolf of wall street. Dont forget about my money. Sorry what was that . I forgot to tell you he has some money. A couple mil coming in like a week. When it gets here ill give you a call you come pick it up. Give me a call. When it gets here, ill give you a call and youll come pick it up. We dont work for you, man. Sweetheart money taped to your boobs, tech fikly you do work technically you do work for me. Jon please welcome back to the program jonah hill. [cheers and applause] hello. Jon enjoy, soak it in. How are you, sir . Im well, how are you . Jon for new yorkers where did you grow up los angeles . I grew up in los angeles. Jon so marty scores is scorsese is like the pope of film making. Right. Jon im so angry at you for being so close to that man. Im not allowed within half a mile. No you are not. [ laughter ] jon was that an incredible experience . He is my favorite artist of any medium. Favorite filmmaker. Favorite anything. Good fellas is my favorite movie. Thats why i wanted to make movies in the first place to. Even get to be him would have been the highlight of my existence. Get out to play opposite leo in a movie directed by him. Jon its a little crazy. I play an unhinged drug addict maniacal wall street criminal. Jon do they have those . Apparently not every Single Person who worked on wall street ever was by the book and a good person all around. Jon i cannot wait to see this. I was shocked to find this out as well. I assumed they were boy scouts Walking Around there. Jon when he so does he approach you for Something Like this. Do you have top send in a tape . Do you have to good to some underground layer . How does this occur . I did a film calledmoneyball. Jon nice work. Mange you. Thank you. I got nominated for an Academy Award which is crazy within itself. After that all these different kinds of opportunities starting coming my way. My agent called me and said you are on the bottom of a list of actors that are being considered to play opposite leo Leonardo Dicaprio. I bid leo. I said i know who this guy is in society. I want to be a part of showing that and bringing that person to life. A month later i got to meet with Martin Scorsese they said he wants to meet and talk about the film. I said can i audition for him. Let me show him what i want to do instead of begging on my hans and knees. They said okay. I hadnt been on an audition in six years. My first audition back was Martin Scorsese. Jon yikes i was terrified. He said kid, how are you doing . Sit down and were going to read this thing. I get there im so nervous. I want to die. [ laughter ] and i see this ladder up there and i feel that its so hot that i cant breathe or anything. I realize the ladder is leading up to the air conditioning and its not working. I am dripping sweavment i need to go to the restroom. Im looking at my selfin the hero saying get your bleep together. Dont blow this. I go back in and say this is going to sound so insane but is there any other place we can do this because its so hot im afraid im going to pass out. The casting director said its so hospital. We did the scenes a couple times. One is that scene you just watched. Two months i dont hear anything except you are still in the running you but they are meeting with this actor who is better than you. I was at dinner and my phone range and it was Leonardo Dicaprio saying lets do this. Jon you had me nervous for a second. Here is what is crazy about that story. Im so wrapped up in the story. I have seen the movie. I know he is in it. Still wasnt sure he was going to get part. I got nervous about that all good things. Wolf of wall street. oon;wwz this holiday, tech the halls and ring in the savings with up to 50 off rc toys android tablets as low as 89. 99 and Stocking Stuffers under 9. 99 get great deals on the best brands at radioshack. With up to 50 off rc toys android tablets as low as 89. 99 and Stocking Stuffers under 9. 99 get great deals on the best brands at radioshack. Applause]d jon that is our show, ladies and gentlemen. Have a wonderful, wonderful holiday, christmas, whatever it is. Here it is your moment of zen. And this is your moment of zen. [ applause ] [cheers and applause]