Clean up after her when shes done. laughter jon theres that charm that borders on the edge of dickishness. laughter Anthony Weiner, former congressman, turned amateur photographer laughter hes really about 10 man and 90 gristle at this point. [bleep] the mayorral campaign was designed as a humble bid for new york voters redemption and forgiveness but now it is somewhat noticeably curved a bit to the right a way from that premise. Really . Is it ambition, a hunger for the big job, the power . Hard to take you seriously, a hunger for the big job. I have a feeling i stepped into a monty python bid. The parade gets under way. Vote, vote, vote, vote if i if i am from jamaica . Jon call me banaa, am i right, huh . Cool runnings. Ah, seriously, you people sound ridiculous, vote for me for more of Anthony Weiners alienation of voters were joined by Jessica Williams in harlem. Any sign of Anthony Weiner campaigning up there . cheers and applause he was just here, jon. He flew through like an [bleep] tornado. And i cant quite describe what i just saw so i took a picture on my phone. laughter jon, i guess hes trying to appeal to the black vote but we havent dressed like that since, um, never. laughter we are never dressed like that in the history of time. Unless were the Harlem Globetrotters and were visiting scooby doo in a very special episode. And i dont even know what that thing next to him is. But i have a theory that its some sort of found briefcase. Jon good to know. I have seen those at a boom box. That sounds dangerous. Jon well, its a little bit. Jon, jon. Jon im sorry, aasif mandvi. Yeah, i am cheefers plaus. Im here in murray hill. Jon yeah. Where Anthony Weiner has just completely lost the indian vote. Jon what did he do . Well, things were going great. He was having dinner with a few indian constituents and out of nowhere he dips his samosa in his mango nut paste laugh 4r56 laughter jon what was he supposed to do with it. Drink it jon what is the green stuff. Thats for the samosa. Jon okay, im sorry what are you supposed to do with the pinkish onion looking thing. You dont touch those, nobody knows what those are for. Jon all right, i didnt realize. Jon ooz al madrigal, i assume Anthony Weiner has done something to piss off the Latino Community what is that, the carlos dangere thing. Jon what the hell is that . Thats the danger zong . Inn spanish. Were actually flaerted by the whole carlos dangere thing. He could have picked seamus mcdanger of five fyvesh mcdanger but he chose us, i think im voting for him. Im sorry, hold on a second. I cant believe. Jon what did he do, what is it. I just got a mass text from the weiner campaign, hes trying to get the latinos to the polls. But look at this picture. Jon i dont oh, wow. laughter some sort of weird speedy Gonzalez Dick pic . Yes, we do not put sombreroes on our penises. Although it would help protect it from the sun. Jon thank you, al mad ri gas madrigal, aasif mandvi and Jessica Williams. To you look, weiner has alienated i thought for a second when he says he dips his samosa in a mango latte i thought it was also a euphemism but i guess wasnt. He is alienated votings but not his base, its not like he is going in a bakery and yelling at a guy in a yalmke on a kosher holiday. What have i told that you are you my judge. Youre fine. You talk to god and work out your problems but stay out of the public eyewitnesses that is why they have elections. And youre perfect, youre going to judge me. Im not running for office. You know who judges me . You know who judges me . laughter jon the voters of new york city . Everything that weiner does just looks bad now. Theres no reason for it applause i mean for gods sakes what are you yelling at this guy for. Its not like he insulted his wife, oh, reallying roll that tape. Embattled new york mayorral candidate Anthony Weiner in an epic war of words at this brooklyn bakery after he paid for some traditional Rosh Hashanah baked goods. Really scum bag. Very nice. Weiner begins to leave the bakery but then, listen closely. This man saul kessler makes a racial slur about weiners wife puma abadine. Jon ah. Well then [bleep] that guy. I didnt know that. cheers and applause of course, it does raise an interesting possibility. What if everything Anthony Weiner has done makes sense if you look at it a larger context. What if there is one piece of information that makes each incident okay. Like what if at that west indian phrase he didnt realize his microphone had been set to jamaican ago sent auto tune. Now you may say all right, fine what about that text messagement he sent to his fwhichb lady where he said he wanted to quote [bleep] laughter maybe she had something on her face and he tried to get her attention by going like, you know laughter but she wasnt, you know, and then he thought oh, i know what could get that off. laughter an maybe instead of sending a picture he pent to send a picture of but his camera phone auto corrected. Nah, hes just a guy with selfcontrol issues never should have run for mayor. Well be right back. cu;u u uzuzuzuzucucucuuuuzun jon welcome back to the show. So it seems like were probably going to be creating some brandnew vaet rans in syria, perhaps it is a good time to check in with the ones weve got back home. A new edition of red tape diaries, as you know the va has had a problem with backlogs in claims, kind of like a hoarde has a little problem with pizza boxes filled with cat skeleton. But theres good news finally the backlog is shrink. In the last five month as loan its down nearly 20 . Were making progress. Jon okay. Down 20 , thats not nothing. Thats progress. Backlog used to be like this, here, there, now its like this. laughter but maybe cutting into the backlog isnt such great news. It turns out the va benefits arent always so beneficial. Back in january we told you that veterans in a hospital in pittsburgh knew for more than a year that it had an outbreak of ledge on ayres disease. The hospital flew it had an outbreak of legionnaires disease but the hospital kept it secret until five patients died and 21 others became ill. Jon hence the pittsburgh va hospital slogan i promise you wont die from the disease you came in with. laughter yes, killing off soldiers who manage to survive hitler then covering it up, kind of sounds like a firing offense. [bleep]. Records show hospital director Terry Garrett wolf got a 13,000 dollar bonus the year that pittsburgh va failed to prevent then mismanaged the legionnaires outbreak. Jon okay. No, their defense we dont know how much they were going to give her before they found out. Heres your bonus, 15,000 wait a minute thats going to cost you. So i guess the lesson to disabled veterans is stay out of pittsburgh. Maybe you can hitchhike to any other va hospital like buffalo just a few hours away. The buffalo va exposed more than 700 patients to hepatitis over a two year period by reusing insurance len pens. During that time upstate new york regional director david west was awarded nearly 26,000 in bonuses. Jon these veterans should just avoid the northeast corridor. Failure to monitor Mental Health patients at the atlanta va lead to three deaths. We found its former director james clark received over 31,000 dollars in bonuses the years two of those patients died. Jon holy [bleep]. The department of veteran affairs run by Jesse Pinkman, driving around to rather than dom va hospitals throwing money out the window. Hey you keep up the good work, bitch that is my Jesse Pinkman impression. laughter going to an American Hospital for a veteran shouldnt require more courage than storming the beach at normandy. So now we know about the problems. What are we going to do to fix. Last year Veterans Affairs gave out nearly 97 million in bonuses. Now Congress Plans to review the bonuses given to va officials who oversaw hospitals that had problems with patient care. Jon congress is on the case. Woohoo. Congress is fixing the va and the man is driving us all home, and Jerry Sandusky is watching the kids tonight. Welcome back. My guests tonight, he stars in show times dexter currently in its final season. I have to tell you something. What . Harrison an i are leaving soon. What do you mean are you leaving, you are leaving where. Leaving miami, with hanna. What are you talking about . Were moving to argentina. Are you kid sfing . Do you know how stupid that sounds. You are a going to take your [bleep] son and move to a country with a wanted fugitive am have you thought this through. I have. Jon whats with the cursion. Please welcome back to the Program Michael c. Hall. cheers and applause hello, brother my friend, nice to see you again. You too. This, i got to tell you this dexter how many year, 8 years. Yeah, 7 years, thats like college twice. Is there i know you love doing it t is a wonderful show. Is there any part of you that thinks im going to be somewhat relieved not to have to kill so many people any more . Yes, absolutely, yeah. I mean i take a lot of pride in what weve done collectively. But yeah theres a sense of relief that im not i think it does something to you, even if its just a simulation. Like in fact we finished and my first thought was what have i done. laughter you know, like i mean, i know gensymlation but i feel like there is some part of me that recorded this as if it actually happened. Jon there is Something Like that. I know for me it has been a lot of years and i take off makeup every night but i imagine if that were lets say, i dont know, blood, that would have an impact. Theres also the worry that i was exercising some demons doing the show that im going to have to find another way to exor seis without actually killing people. Jon yeah, that would be better. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, like i dont know, racquetball. Jon yeah, yeah, something. But also the character, the mortician. Yeah. Stephen the serial kill, i want to see like good time fun hour. Yeah. Jon you in a bunny suit just hopping. Nobody dies. Nobody dies. Jon its just uni corns and rainbows. I have a movie coming out, first frame of the film, my character, dead. Jon what is happening here . I turned the tables on myself but i still cant get away from the dead bodies. Jon i have to say this though, ive noticed that when you were early like the younger serial killer guy, body count you were knocking them off weektoweek, now it takes five episodes. I know, i know. Jon its not the same. Get out the saran wrap and do this,. True. Jon you slowed down a little bit. I know. Hes trying to have his cake and kill it too. Its like hes trying to have real friendships and real relationships. And its a mess. Jon do you find, you know, that as you begin to wind down with this, that the family that you guys have assembled, like theres a melancholee, a feeling of excitement but also there is a strange melancholly. A vague sense of sadness. Jon its like a family. Its very much so im sure you can relate tos that, having spent as much time as you have here. Jon i dont know what i am talking about . Jon i try not to make icon tack with anybody. I treat this like nam, you know, i dont know who is going to get fragged next so im not looking. You dont decorate your office. Jon i dont decorate the office. Like a prison cell. Jon absolutely, yeah,. Truly. An its just a series of goodbyes. The whole last season, the First Episode was the first last episode, the last First Episode, what and as people had their last scenes, you know, it is a cum latif sense of, well, sadness and an end. Jon do they keep in touchlt i dont have as much experience in this but on the film we did over the summer, we all came together, very intense experience, we were all, and then as you went through it, they would be like thats a picture wrap and that person disa pered from the earth. Yeah. Jon like it was kind of weird and it took awhile to adjust to it emotionally. Its an awkward thing. You cant really assimilate the entirety of eight years when you are saying goodbye to someone one afternoon when its their last scene, hard to wrap your head around. Jon in another series is there something that stays with you, i find like with my High School Friends if we get together again, boy, years just fall in five minutes. Are you right back there. Jon so is there the feeling that security that when you reconnect with them you know the ease in which you get along will be there. Yeah, i have that. I saw Lauryn Ambrose who played my sister on six feet under recently and there is an immediate, sort of back and forth that we had. And i havent seen her in years and i have that with members of that family. And i hope that will have the same with dexter people. Jon that will be lovely. You know what mi going to do in the film that i was filming, im going to friend them on on some type of social media. Right. Jon and then well update each other. Maybe you could send photos where you are looking directly into their eyes and you can have an experience you have never had before. Jon are you totally a serial killer. Youre [bleep] crazy no, its great. Congratulations so much on the show. Its so well done. Thank you. Jon such a good show. Appreciate you being here. Dexter airs on showtime sunday nights at 9, how many more ep sides three, two. There are three left starting sunday. Jon three left, man, so check them out. I wanted those other people dead. Is it really called kill your darling. Yeah. Jon son of a bitch. I cant get away from it. Jon michael c. Hall, nice to see you. Pleasu pleasu ooo jon thats our show, join us next week at 11 p. M. Here it is, your moment of zen. No, he has every right to, this is america. Are you going to forgive him . Of c captioning sponsored by Comedy Central captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. Org that alligator is 9 feet long. 130 pounds. Oh no. Look at that. I never thought that would happen in a million years. Welcome to tosh. 0. Tonight is our 50th episode and if standards and practices had their way, our last. 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Tie that was impressive. Because you know, if you have a single chink in that chain it wont work. Hey, that is an expression. You can look it up