The nerve of some people. You know that nurse is actually pretty cool. Yeah, maybe that dead fetus makes her smarter. I love you guys. Screw you guys. Carry on dead fetus, no, you never let go from comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. cheers and applause trevor welcome to the daily show. Im trevor noah. Thank you so much for tuning in. My guest tonight is one of the stars of the fast and furious franchise, Michelle Rodriguez is here, everybody. cheers and applause really excited. But first, breaking news from the world of advertising. Pepsi pulling the plug on a controversial ad starring their new spokesmodel, Kendall Jenner. Pulling an ad that is being widely criticized for appearing to trivialize protests for social justice causes. The soda brand is apologizing for making light of a serious issue, and putting Kendall Jenner in that position. Trevor this is so sad. laughter once again, we see a kardashian in a video being put in an awkward position. laughter cheers and applause you know, this whole thing, this whole thing happened very fast. So just to catch you up, yesterday pepsi release aid video that was supposed to show how theres an exciting spirit of protest these days, and that pepsi is right there in the minsk. You know, now, the whole ad was a little tone deaf, but the part where people really lost it is where Kendall Jenner handed a pepsi to a Police Officer in a scene that looked like an iconic image of ieshia evans being arrested in a black lives matter protest. But, guys, i dont know why pepsi got hammered so hard. In fact, i think all brands need to become more woke. Lets see cocacola address climate change, yes, thats what we should see. Thats what we should see. Lets have a wedding for mr. And mr. Clean, yeah. cheers and applause or why dont we enjoy a gender fluid bar, yeah, yeah . Sure, those College Juniors ads are sexist, but just a little tweak, and now theyre feminists, yeah, yeah. Think of all the iconic moments for brands to celebrate black power with a white smile. I like it, i like it. Why move to the back of the bus when you can uber. Im enjoying this a lot. Going to an allwhite school is hard, but lunchables are easy. When your country is divided between black and white, bring them together with oeros. cheers and applause we could have had all of these things, people. cheers and applause you complain. You know, as much as this sucked for pepsi, it could have been worse. For one, they could have had sean spicer as their spokesperson. laughter he would have made no, no, no. You guys are the racists. You guys are the racists. The real story is who told you about this ad . Thats what we should be investigating. Thats what we should be investigating. laughter you know, spicer, sean spicer has been on my mind because this is going to be our last show before we take a little bit of time off. Were going to go play some golf at maralago. laughter and weve been thinking back on what are the things that weve really enjoyed at the daily show and havent had the chance to share with you . And without a doubt, one of the stars of the first phase of the Trump Administration has been sean spicer. Like, i dont know about you, but i thought this guy was going to be fired in week one. This is the 2009 memo, and then this one is the ive got the 13 here as well or the 2017, rather, right here with respect to, um. , uh, over wait a second. Moving on. I think its pretty clear that if you look at all three of these, thats what it does. laughter applause trevor uh uh uh now, sean spicer started off as incompetent, but ive got to admit, hes totally changed his game. I mean, hes still incompetent, but now, but now he does exactly what trump wants, which is to show complete disdain for the media. You dont just get to yell out questions. Were going to raise our hands like big boys and girls. Im asking a serious question, if you could be polite and not interrupt her. This isnt a sit around and play pattycake kind of conversation. Can you stop disrupting other people . Hold on, hold on, hold on. Let me im trying to answer your question. Weve covered this, like 10 times. At some point, its not just about me. Its about you. The answer continues to be no. laughter trevor you know, he looks less like a press secretary and more like an overworked kindergarten teacher. Hey, hey. No, hey, hey, hey. In fact, thats exactly how sean spicer treats the press, like a kindergarten teacher. Good afternoon, everyone. Good afternoon, mr. Spicer im about to take your questions. Me, me, me one at a time. Cecilia. Can i feed the fish today . No, its my turn. Major, major, that doesnt mean you get to jump in. Im actually asking a serious question. If you could be polite, not to interrupt. Me, me, me julie. When are we going to learn about russia . I heard russia can you can you stop interrupting other people . You never want to talk about russia. Hey, jonathan, somebody is asking a question. Its not your press briefing. Julie is asking a question. Please calm down. Julie. When are we going to hear about russia that doesnt mean you get to jump in. Can i go to the bathroom . You dont get to just yell out questions. Were going to raise our hands like big boys and girls. Why . I cant find my building blocks. April, hold on. Its my turn no, no, no. Yes, yes, yes, yes. At some point, april, youre going to have to take no for an answer. Youre shaking your head. Take no for an answer. Answers. Stop shaking your head. No hold on, guys hold on. Im trying to answer your questions. Hold on, hold on i really need to go to the bathroom we want tax returns we want tax returns i look forward to seeing you tomorrow. I think tomorrow is going to be one question friday. cheers and applause trevor sean spicer. We love you, sean. So, thats thats the fun stuff. laughter fun stuff. And then, unfortunately, theres the enraging stuff. Because as you probably know, two days ago, there was a horrific chemical attack in syria. And everyone is rightfully blaming syrias dictator for it. Well, everyone, except trump. President trumps response to the suspected chemical attack also cast blame on president obama. In a statement, the president called the attack a consequence of the past administrations weakness. President obama said in 2012, that he would establish a quote, unquote red line against the use of chemical weapons, and then did nothing. Trevor okay, now, part of that is true. President obama did set up a red line against chemical weapons and then assad crossed it, and obama backed down. And, by the way, forget about the fact that back in 2013, trump tweeted that obama should not attack syria, which is now exactly what hes blaming obama for doing. All right . But its weird that hes saying this about obama, when hes the person in charge, you know. Trump is blaming obama for what is happening now is like somebody in a relationship going, whats wrong, baby . You cant get it up . Its like, yes. And this is your exs fault he could never get it up. I inherited a mess. laughter but heres the thing obama is not the issue anymore. Hes out dancing with the waves, people. laughter because, you see, this chemical attack happened on trumps watch. The issue is what are you going to do mr. President . Can i just quickly ask you if the chemical attack crosses a red line for you . Uh, it crossed a lot of lines for me. That crosses many, many lines, beyond a red line, many many, many lines. Im sorry does, this guy always have to have the most of everything . No, who brags having the most lines . Who does that. It sounds like halfway through he forgot about what he was talking about many, many lines. Tremendous lines. I walked the lines, blurred lines. I know you want it. I know you want it. Your a good girl. Next question, next question. Wheres katie . Now, on the bright side, trump did at least say, you know, today he saw that syria was now his responsibility. But this is still one of those moments that most people feared. Donald trump, not just as president , but as commander in chief, responding to an international crisis. You know, like, you want someone to do something, but do you want that person to be donald trump . Its like youre in a ballooncatching contest its really difficult, and now you have Edward Scissorhands on your team. laughter because think about this, think about it. Handling a volatile leader like assad is serious business, especially when hes backed militarily by russia. And deposing him could create an opportunity for isis. I mean, i dont know about you, but im freaking out here. Like, i dont want trump like like i just want some way to solve this complicated problem. Trevor trevor desi . laughter cheers and applause cheers that fixed everything. Well be right back. Dom, your team is about to go up against the only thing they cant handle. You. Dominic toretto just went rogue. I dont know what shes got on him, but that wasnt dom. It aint too late to stop this. Come and get it. [ grunt ] now i know what it feels like to be every cop ever chasing us. Dom is that a torpedo . Take the wheel. [ grunt ] rated pg13. Experience it in imax. Give extra. Get extra. Tof apples per year. Ts twentythree pounds and drinks 270 beers per year. Beer plus the crisp taste of apples . Looks like redds saved everyone a step. Redds apple ale. Together we beer. 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As you know, weve been running a bracket tournament all month with people voting online for greatest trump tweet of all time. You may know it as thirdmonth mainia. Well, the final votes are in, and we have a winner. For one last time, lets go to roy wood jr. , and hasan minhaj. cheers and applause there it is, hasan, the championship trophy. The votes are in, and america has decided which donald trump tweet is the greatest of all time. Now, before we decide the winner and we reveal it, roy and i wanted to take a moment to look back at some tweets that didnt make it, but we thought deserved some very special recognition. Oh, yeah, thats right. Like my personal favorite, how is Abc Television allowed to have a show entitled blackish . Can you imagine the furor of a show whitish . Racism at highest level . Highest level. Highest level. Highest level. It goes the n word, slavery, racistist. They dont need to call shows whiteish. They have other names, like frasier. White show, very white show. applause that show was so white, irimmigrant character was from great britain. Love that cog, though. The dog was very compute. My personal favorite that didnt make it was, so lets get this right. Steve jobs dies and leaves his wife everything billions of dollars. Now his wife has a boyfriend lover . Oh, steve laughter oh, man now hes just clowning a dead man. Anyway, hasan, give me the envelope. Its time to talk about the tweet. Here it is. cheers and applause yeah, yeah, yeah. We started with 64 trumps most trumpy tweets, and over the past three weeks, over six million votes were cast. And the winner for thirdmonth mania. The greatest trump tweet of alm time as chosen by the viewers is. Are you allowed to impeach a president for gross incompetence . Amazing. Wow wow. Nobody said we could do it. We did it. Started from the bottom and now its here. It may not be the meanest or the most racist. But it is the one tweet we will get the answer to in the next four years . Yes. What a wonderful tournament, bro. Good times. Guys, we havent announced this before, this is new the winning tweet is also being presented this check for 1 million unbelievable. Do you guys believe it. A Million Dollars. Trevor whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, wait, wait. Im confused. Who are you giving a Million Dollars to. Pay attention man, the money goes want to tweet. Trevor but who actually gets the money . And is that the the daily shows money . Trevor youre worried about where the money is coming from instead of where the money is going, man. Trevor you cant give money to a tweet. We know that. Were not dumb. Yeah. Thats thats why were holding it in a trust. The thirdmonth mania foundation which the two of us will be managing. Trevor is this some kind of scam, guys. Trevor, weve got to go, man. Our foundation is having a Board Meeting imeeting in theica men. Do you have your sunscreen. 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My guest tonight costars in the upcoming movie the fate of the furious. Stop i dont know why youre doing this, but i know one thing. You love me. And you are not going to shoot me. laughter cheers and applause . Trevor please welcome Michelle Rodriguez cheers and applause trevor welcome. Welcome. Wow, its so good to have you on the show. Oh, i love you, trevor. Trevor thank you so much. You make me feel good about the world when everything is so crazy. Trevor i feel like you make me feel better about the world. You make action movies better. You make the world better. Lets talk about the movie first and foremost. How do you guys keep doing it . Because i know that after, lets say. laughter no, no, lets say, like, after tokyo drift i was like, i dont think this is going to carry on. Its messed up. Trevor after twoak toekio drift im like its not working anymore, and it got better somehow and you guys are still turning out amazing movies. Are you still enjoying it . I am, i am, i am. What keeps me going is knowing were putting on a platform, all those people who felt like they didnt have a door into hollywood. Trevor wow. They can look on the screen and look at all the different colors of the leads in the movie and they can find themselveses s there applause . Trevor it is actually its its a United Nations of, like, cardriving thieves. Colors of benneton. Hollywood olympics. Trevor thats really but it is fantastic. Ive also noticed that the cast has become somewhat of a family now. You know, ive been on the fast and furious ride at universal. Ive seen the clips that you guys make together. It doesnt seem like its work anymore. It really feels like you guys rob banks and stuff in between making movies. Who would you say is your closest Family Member on the cast . And then whos the person you like beating up the most . I would say vin is my closest Family Member on the cast. And the person that i goof off with the most would be tyrese. applause trevor youve got that, like, im good looking but then im a bafoon, at the same time. Hey, hey, wait. Trevor he plays it. He wouldnt like that one. He considers himself to be very suave, you know. Trevor he does and he does a great job. The movie is spectacular. In this film, you go around the world every single car. I mean Charlize Theron is the villain in the film. Shes amazing. Weve never had anybody so mean. laughter never somebody so mean. I mean, she put the b in bad, man. Trevor she really does. No, you seen this one . Trevor yes. Yeah, its gnarly. You telling me it was not gnarly. Trevor i dont want to spoil anything for you guys. She does something really bad. I know what it is. Trevor yeah, because youre in the movie. No, no, i know what it is why you cant really you cant really see the bad she does is because shes so hot and you like her. Trevor no, no. Now, come on. Trevor its because shes south african. And i go South Africans can do no bad. They can do no bad. Thats what it is for me. Thats hilarious. Trevor beyond fast and furious, everyone sees you as an action star. Everyone sees you as a face in hollywood who has broken out. Youre really outspoken about diversity. If there were some young latina actresses or Latino Actors who want to get into the arts, there are definitely going to be obstacles. Yeah. Trevor what would you say are the core piecees of advice you would give to them . Dont give up your ass in the name of a part. applause try not to promote sex as the end allbe all of a womans power. Trevor wow, wow. applause and fight for what you believe in because its a longer road. Its tougher, but it lasts longer. cheers and applause trevor let me ask you this do you ever feel afraid being an outspoken woman in hollywood . Because these days, it seems like people dont really want women to be outspoken, and they dont want hollywood actors to be outspoken. Do you have a slight bit of apprehension before speaking out . For me to be scared of dumb bleep what other people think is like the dumbest thing on the planet for me. Its like, why. I have to, you know, i just dont it never came across my mind to be scared because, you know, life is full of so many things, and theres so much to explore and so little time to explore it, that you really have to fight your fears and go in there for anything that you that even gives you the shadow of a little bit of fear. And its tough because a lot of people dont like an outspoken woman. They find her annoying, you know. I know tons of, like, you know, millionaire buddies who wouldnt even date a girl with half a brain because, you know, its intimidating. Trevor right. But you gotta you gotta be yourself. And then youll attract the kind of people that you really deserve. cheers and applause trevor can i just tell you, it is not often you meet an action star who is cooler in person. Thank you so much for coming to the show. Thank you very much. The fate of the furious is in theaters april 14. Michelle rodriguez, everybody. Well be right back. cheers and applause wow, thank you