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Trevor thank you so much for tuning in welcome to the daily show. Im trevor noah. My guest tonight actor and Academy Award winning musician common is here cheers and applause but now things we dont get to say enough, good news out of chicago. The longest drought in American History of sports is over. Curse is dead. Chicago erupting overnight. Thousands celebrating in the streets. The cubs win the world series trevor oh, yes yes you know, before last night, i had almost forgotten what joy looks like. Everybody in america has been so tense and grim, even halloween this year people were Walking Around like well, zombies. Do i feel bad for the indians defeated on their own land again. audience reacts though most native americans are okay this guy lost. bleep needs to chairntion people. applause one thing i loved was seeing the news and pictures of cubs fans celebrating. They were so happy, relieved. Look at this wait. Can you zoom is that roy wood, jr. . laughter you damn right it is cheers and applause trevor oh, its roy wood, jr. , everybody you damn right it is trevor our number one cubs fan fresh from cleveland, man. Trevor i cant believe you came to work. Youre still wearing the same robe. This is amazing, roy. You are back in new york. You can put the sign down, man. Hmm m. You sound just like united airlines. Captain going to tell me i need to put down the sign. Not tonight fly the plane, sully trevor you must have had an emotional night. It was grownass men brought to tears. Cubs fans, this wasnt just for them. This was for the three generations of ancestors who never lived to see the cubs win the series. Trevor who were you there for . Myself. Im the only cubs fan in my family. Trevor now that you bring it up, youre from alabama, so how did you become a cubs fan . Because it came on tv. Look, in alabama laughter in the 80s, only two baseball teams came on the tv, the cubs and the braves. I couldnt watch the braves because they came on at night and my daddy wanted to watch air wolf. What do you know about air wolf . Trevor i love that show. Whats that smell . My lucky robe. I havent washed it in a year. I had it on last night, fellow shipping with complete strangers. When the storm hit, the best part, the rainstorm started coming around the ninth inning, this robe sucked up all the water and i brought it back as a souvenir. Look at this right here, man audience reacts that is authentic game 7 precipitation oh, yeah, man im wringing this out. Im going to sell this for a grand an ounce on ebay, man. This is concentrated victory hit that. Trevor no, im good. All right, your loss, man. Trevor congratulations for it. Roy wood, jr. , everybody. You guys are extreme. applause are you just going to sit there while i do this . Yeah, go on and do your thing. Dont worry about me. Trevor stay there. Whatever. I dont know if youve heard but in five days there is a president ial election. Some people will be voting for Hillary Clinton because its the only way to stop her fundraising emails, and other people will be voting for donald trump because then they wont have to worry about voting ever again. laughter but some people say some people say they wont be voting at all because like a toddler at mealtime, they dont like their choices well what those people need to understand is tuesday is not just about voting for a new president. The election will also decide which Party Controls the senate. This makes it a big deal because it makes a big difference because a president needs the senates approval to do almost everything pass laws, ratify treaties, and the president cant appoint any federal judges including a Supreme Court justice unless the senate agrees. If you have a president and a senate from two opposing parties, its like having two parents who are not on the same page. The dads like, were going to disneyland, and the moms like, no, were not. And hes like, yeah, no, were not. bleep bureaucracy. laughter currently republicans have a 5444 majority in the senate, but this year thanks partly to the actions of a chewedup piece of carrot cake, there is a chance that the democrats could take the senate back. So today were going to look at some of the Key Senate Races around the country, starting with illinois. Yes, which sounds like the name of my tribal punk band illin noize. It was a thing i did when i was young, a rock african thing, lion king naaaaaants ingonyaaaa. At the end of african songs, why do yall hold a baby in the air . Trevor plashin mark kirk isg to tammy duckworth. Tammy is an army veteran who lost both her legs serving her country in iraq. The second is her family on her dads side served in the military dating all the way back to the american revolution. But at a debate her opponent looked past all of that to focus on the fact that her mom is an immigrant from thailand. My family has served this nation in uniform going back to the revolution, im a daughter of the american revolution. I bled for this nation. Senator kirk, 30 seconds to rebut. Ive forgotten your parents came all the way from thailand to serve george washington. Move on to the next question. Trevor whew that awkward pause brought to you by racism. Racism, the taste of the old generation. laughter i like how, after he just said something racist and incorrect, he just sits there with his nailedit face. You can even see the moderators looking at him like, are you done . Is that really your response . He was going to be like, no, no, youre right. One more thing ching chong, ching chong, ching chong chong. I yield the rest of my time. laughter another race is mapping in North Carolina where debroah ross is in a tight race with senator dick burr which sounds less like a name and more like something you get surgically removed by your urologist. Dick burr sounds like a description of when you forget to wear warm underwear. Dick burrrrr applause hes also a senator and cant aford to lose any votes which is probably why he shouldnt make jokes like this. North carolina inter richard burr apologizing after cnn obtained audio about him making a terrible jokes about gun owners shooting Hillary Clinton. Didnt make me feel any better that i walked into a gunshop and there was a copy of rifleman on the counter, got a picture of Hillary Clinton on the front of it. I was a little bit shocked at that. Didnt have a bullseye on it, but trevor wait, wait, im not going to lie. I also agree with dick. Im also shocked hillary is on the cover of a gun magazine. Think about it. A strange place for her be. Like jim gaffergan being on the cover of ebony. laughter what to be fair, burr thought he was just talking to a small group of supporters in private. Thats why he made a joke. But if there is anything weve learned this year, whatever you say in private will become public. Like, i dont care if you go alone to the beach and whisper something into a sea shell. Julian assange is on the other end oveon the otherend of the l. Remember how i said republican candidates are having a trump problem. Joe heck, pat toomey and kelly ayotte, theyre in an awkward spot where theyre trying to appease the half of their constituents that love donald trump without pissing off the other half that thinks trump is a racist soft serve machine that only dispenses diarrhea. Its a tight rope. That means its about to get vague. Are you going to vote for the guy . On november 8, ill have a decision. Dont you think your constituents, the people of pennsylvania deserve to know if youre going to support the nominee of your party . I dont think my constituents care how one person will vote. Will you point to him as a role model . I think certainly there are many role models that we have and i believe he can serve as president so, absolutely, i would do that. Trevor i, um, think, um, damn, kelly ayotte is like a malfunctioning westworld robot. Because you see, in west world, theyve got the robots. Do you watch west world . Thats white people problems. Trevor i dont know even know what that means. Its a fantasy world. Aint no black people going to go in a fantasy world and shoot, rob, stab, kill, if i do that, thats reinforcing stereotypes. If i was in west world, i would just want to go there and manage a bank. Thats my fantasy. Just approve Small Business loans to minorities. applause trevor i like that. Thats admirable. So, look, people, remember, this tuesday, youre not just choosing between madam wikileaks and the sun burned tumbleweed, you will also be voting for the people who will determine whether the next president will get nothing done or almost nothing done. Well be right back. cheers and applause the harder the climb, the better the reward. Coors light. Whatever your mountain, climb on. So wi got a job ews . Ill be programming at ge. Oh i got a job too, at zazzies. friends gasp the app where you put fruit hats on animals . I love that guys, ill be writing code that helps machines communicate. interrupting i just zazzied you. phone vibrates look at it friends giggle i can do dogs, hamsters, guinea pigs. You name it. Im going to transform the way the world works. proudly i programmed that hat. And i can do casaba melons. Ill be helping turbines power cities. I put a turbine on a cat. friends ooh and ahh i can make hospitals run more efficiently. 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Com cheers and applause trevor welcome back to the daily show now, regardless of who wins the election next week, whether it be Hillary Clinton or a rainy can of fanta, one of them will need to start the process of forming an administration, assembling a team to help them execute their vision for the country. Generally, a lot of those people have already been part of the Candidates Campaign staff, working with them already and Just Transition into the white house. But who are they specifically, what is the role they play day to day in the process . For months, the daily show has been requested back stage access of the campaign and only one team granted us access. I couldnt believe it either. Tonight we bring you an exclusive inside look at one of the most infliewngs also of team trump. honking so for the first few months to have the campaign we really struggled to find a speech writer, but then mr. Trump found a young man who perfectly captured his voice. Canada, next, of course, china. What do you think about trade, warren . We are not gonna be the stupid people anymore. Were gonna be the really, really smart people. Thats thats great. Were going to make great trade deals. Were not going to be the tuned people anymore. Were going to be the really, really smart people. applause no, i realize that. Hes got to Say Something about carrying or bringing air conditioning to mexico. 2100 jobs. Its our bread and butter. Did you hear the news about carrier . No, we take numbers, do numbers you get that . Were not going to let carrier leave. Were going to take numbers, were going to do numbers. Win with economy. Win with military win with healthcare so much winning tired of winning no never tired of winning win more win more were going to win with the economy. Were going to win with military. Were going to win with healthcare. Were going to win so much you may even get tired of winning. We have to win more were going to win more trevor the great thing about warren is he doesnt pull punches. Hes responsible for some to have the most stinging attacks to have the primary campaign. Its romeo its rubio cheers and applause bing, bing, bong, bing. Bing, bing, bong, bing. Bing, bing, bong bong bing, bing. Bing, bing, bong bong binghampton. Bing bong bing bong warren is like any other blue blooded american patriotic. He wants to make american great again. He wants i want chicken fingers. And chicken fingers. Yeah. applause trevor go vote. Well be right back. Get, get, shooo hey out out get, get, get arrrrrgh did you find everything okay, sir. panting whaaaaat. . Have a good day, sir man hmm. Hat do you think . stranger good mornin store p. A. attention shoppers, theres a lost couple in the mens department. vo theres a great big unkhaki world out there. Explore it in a subaru crosstrek. Love. Its what makes a subaru, a subaru. Youre 9 hours and 45 minutes into your quest. And the silver sword of garmuz is finally within reach. But now the one who needs an energyorb is you. Well good news. Because jack in the box now delivers through doordash. So you can get all your favorites delivered right to your door. Like my sriracha curly fry burger, with two tacos, halvsies and a drink. All in a munchie meal. Saving the universe is hard. Which is why i make ordering late night easy. Delivery through the doordash app. New from jack in the box. Trevor welcome back to the daily show. My guest tonight is an Award Winning rapper and actor who is new album black america again, again, comes out tomorrow. Black america again think of sandra bland as im staring in the wind the color of my skin, they comparing it to sin the darker it gets, the less fairer it has been the hate the hate made, i inherited from them but i aint gon point the finger, we got anointed singers like nina, marvin, billie, stevie need to hear them songs sometimes to believe me who freed me lincoln or cadillac . Drinking or battle raps or is it godspeed that we travel at . Endangered in our own habitat the guns and dope, man, yall can have it back trevor please welcome common cheers and applause trevor welcome to the show. Welcome. Welcome to the show. Thank you for having me, man. Trevor welcome to the show, man. So good to have you here. I have been a fan of yours for so long rapping along. I love what youre doing. Trevor thank you so much. Lets get straight into it. Lets talk about the al album black america again. Its one of those conversations America Needs to be having right now. Youre an artist. Its always a precarious decision to make. Do you get involved in a conversation around race and politics and youve clearly decided, yes. Why now. We know its critical times right now. Trevor yeah. And i think, you know, the artist can deliver a lot of motivation and thats really what i chose to do because i feel like its my duty. I have a microphone. I have on outlet to speak to multitudes of people. So i have to use this music for that. Trevor yeah, you have powerful songs on this album. Comes out at midnight. Im waiting to get the album after midnight. But ive gotten to listen to some of the snippets and you have powerful songs speaking about everything going on, the shootings, Police Violence in chicago, in and around what were seeing, even, you know, really calling out donald trump for what hes doing. Yeah. Trevor when youre writing those songs, when you are thinking of that, what are you hoping you achieve . Im hoping i activate in people i empower people to find truth in their freedom and also just, like, empower them to go out and be active to do more. Trevor yes. When i got a chance to be a part of the selma film and be a part of, you know, doing the song with john legend, glory, it was, like, it really pushed me to a new level of wanting to do more. One of the most difficult issues we have in the country is just humanizing black life, just people seeing black life as, you know, this is a human being, like, these are we have millions of people in jail right now and the majority of them are black and brown, and theyre not treated as human beings, you know. And when we look at whats been happening in the streets when it comes to some of the police officers, you know, for you to shoot down somebody with their hands up you cant look at them as a human being because your life is not threatened, so why would you take someones life . So i think i dont think for me, creating music and art, you dont have to preach it, you just be it. You just let it be present, like black america again is not only about protest and justice and injustice, but its about hope and love and joy and expressing that and about spirituality. Trevor a powerful message. A really powerful message. applause you worked with ava duvernay on the film the thirteenth. Yeah. Trevor an amazing film. I suggest everybody watches it, about mass incarceration in america. You talk about that story. Mass incarceration seems like a coincidence, a mistake. Then was it as shocking for you to see how it was all laid out, how it was planned, in essence . When i saw the thirteenth and i was, like, ava duvernay connected the dots and its something that i think we all need to know as part of American History. It may not be the side we want to acknowledge, but it has happened from slavery to jim crow to mass incarceration, its been a way to keep black people as secondclass citizens, and its something that we need to be awakened to. And the thirteenth, im grateful i got to write a letter to the free because, in my heart, i feel like, man, we deserve the equality and people that are deemed as criminals deserve forgiveness, deserve redemption and deserve a second chance, and thats why i was grateful you know, i actually saw ava i told her i wanted to do the song for the film and she was like, okay, cool, you can submit the song, you know, ill check it out. And then i saw her. I was at the white house at president obamas birthday party, and i came up to her, i had a little wine laughter and i walked up to her and i started just rapping the song in her ear. I started writing before i even seen the movie, i knew the spirit of it. I was rapping in her ear. She was listening but i could tell she was a little distracted. She said she was trying to figure out whether to listen to the rap or Pay Attention to the president and first lady. She eventually listened to the rap and thats how i got to be on the project. Trevor thank god for wine and president obamas birthday applause excited about what youre doing and the album. Black america again will be available midnight tonight, you want to download that. Common, even. Well be right back cheers and applause when you run your own restaurant, every night is opening night. Coors light. Whatever your mountain, climb on. announcer vo the new pixel phone by google. Only on verizon. Okay, google, show me korean restaurants in boulder. Google Assistant i found a few places. announcer vo the only network than can power the first phone with the new Google Assistant, unlimited photo storage, and a stunning vr experience. How is this possible . announcer vo so buy a pixel, only on verizon, and get up to 400 back. And right now get 20 gigs and four lines for just 160 with no surprise overages. All on americas best network. 23rd timshhh. E charm. clink boom. Yes 23rd time is the charm, cliff. Yea, you showed me. Yes, you did. shelly thinking this must be how Odell Beckham feels when he scores a game winning touchdown. Touchdown Odell Beckham jr. crowd noise odell thinking this must be how shelly felt when she won that purple bear. Pepsi. Trevor thats our show for tonight. Stay tuned for midnight coming up next. Now here it is. Your moment of zen. You cant make excuses for this stuff this isnt a joke this isnt survivor this isnt the bachelorette this counts chris it is 29 minutes before midnight and we announce a winner, im chris hardwick. We are days away from the the 2016 election and the country hasnt been this divided since way back a few weeks ago when we

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