Grandparents go at it without having to be in line at the drugstore. Which is nice. I dont know about you but today i woke up feeling a bit better about life. Because last night, it felt like everything was on the line. I spent most of the debate praying hillary wouldnt cough. The entire time i thought, if you cough, well die. You cough hell, i was even afraid to cough. I was sitting at home just like muffled cough does that mean hes president now . laughter yeah, last night, Hillary Clinton felt like i felt when ththe ebole lacrisis was at its peak you couldnt cough anywhere. People were like, youre dying last night we were reminded why america has the most entertaining election in the world because, after the debates, instead of everyone going home. Everyone heads to the spin room which is basically the debate afterparty, the journalists mingle, surrogates reframe the evening and if youre lucky, kelly might spen on you. Last night donald trump made history. Not only was his debate the most watched of all time with 18 Million Viewers but he was also the first candidate in recent history to visit the spin room himself. I thought it was setting. You dont know exactly what to expect. Trevor donald, you dont know what to expect everyone else prepared cheers and applause who is this guy . Who is he . Hes like, you dont know what to expect. Are there going to be questions . People . I dont know if only there was some way to know what was going to happen on the night. Well see laughter you know, i know if trump becomes president theres a high possibility hell destroy the world, but you have to appreciate these moments. The man was spinning for himself. The equivalent of giving a wedding toast at your own wedding. Standing up let me tell you about the first time i met me, folks. No, but seriously, im the best. Im the best. Heres to me, everybody. Heres to me. laughter and he was the only candidate there, because hillary left straight after the debate because she didnt need to spin, she basically won and also her ride was waiting, so she had to leave. laughter but trump had to spin a lot last night because the debate did not go well for him and from the time the debate ended, he had come up with a reason as to why. They also gave me a defective mic. Did you notice that . My mic was defective within the room. I wonder, was that on purpose . When i tested, it was beautiful, like an hour before. I said, what a great mic. It was much lower than hers. I dont want to believe in conspiracy theories, of course, but it was much low than hers and it was crackling and she didnt have that problem. That, to me, was a bad problem. You have a bum mic, thats not exactly good. Trevor yeah, i dont want to be the guy who believes in conspiracies. Not me. Im not the guy who chased the birther conspiracy for so long. I love it, donald trump blaming the microphone. Donald trump sounds like my cousin who never accepts i kicked his ass in xbox. The only reason you beat me trevor is the controller country work and because i lost my right hand fighting as a child soldier dude, that happened in the game. I dont care, it felt real laughter but, you know, the truth, is trumps mic was actually worse. It was worse than bad. It was so bad that it was donald trump, whats the deal with the sniffles . You know, i heard you in, i think, the first answer, it sounded like you had seasonal allergies or a little cold. Whats up with that . No, no sniffles. No. You know, the mic was very bad, but maybe it was good enough to hear breathing. laughter trevor the mic was very bad, but maybe it was good enough to hear breathing. laughter as if people didnt think trump was evil before. Now hes using the same complaints as darth vader. Aaaaah i am your guys, address my breathing. Is it very loud . Makes me sound sinister. Im just trying to tell luke im his dad. Krrrrsh i dont know, i feel like people judge me and they dont know me, like the sound krrrrsh, can you hear it . I dont know, its like hes a bad guy, we dont even know. Can we check the breathing. Nothing . Nothing . Just me, okay, just me. cheers and applause trevor if donald trump believes the microphone wasnt would be pissed off about that because for him and everyone around him, last night donald trump showed a lot of whats the word im looking for . Restraint. Restraint . I thought he showed great restraint. I think there you saw in him the restraint and temperament that will make for a great president. I think he showed discipline, measured and was restrained. Trevor he was restrained . That doesnt sound like a president ial compliment. Sounds more like a preschool teacher says about a terrible kid on an okay day. Which cubby did donny bleep in today . He didnt. He was restrained. Oh no, hes doing it again. There he is. I dont think he should be president. laughter thats just where the republicans have gotten to. You realize the bar is so low, no one expects to praise his policies, his ideas, his vision. Theyre just relieved he didnt cause a scene on stage. And he didnt. He didnt, right . But you watch this, and you tell me that he was restrained. You wouldnt pay what the man needed to be paid, what he was charging trevor maybe he didnt do a good job, where did you find. Her name is you havent i dont. Down the i dont think. Facts. Wrong. Proved over and over again. Wrong. Trevor wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong. laughter you know, when trump does that, it looks like thats how he kisses, like, wrong, wrong like, he kisses you, wrong, and tells you why you shouldnt be kissing him, wrong, wrong what is he doing . Hillary is trying to talk and hes, wrong. Hes a reverse hype man. Hillary is rapping on the beat. And this is what were gonna do in terms of the wrong. Thats not true. Mmhmm, mmhmm, youre the worst. laughter donald trump interrupted Hillary Clinton 51 times during the debate compared to only 17 interruptions from secretary clinton, 51 times or as trump would put it, i won by 34 interruptions. Hillary did so well she goaded trump into hulking out in the debate. Except when trump hulks out his hands still stay tiny. laughter by the way, this has nothing to do with anything really, but you guys see last night how much water donald trump drank. We were on the precipice of having a web site Hillary Clinton. Com and turned it into a much better economy. I dont see changes in Corporate Tax rates. They matter when you run for president and they really matter when you are president. Trevor damn ive never seen this guy so thirsty before. Were you nervous, trump . Remember, you talked about rubio for how much water he drank. And now youre the one actually, i was watching the debate and i think i realized something. Seems like trump has been absorbing all the powers of his defeated opponents. Sort of like in heros or highlander, depending on your age. Seriously, think about it. You saw it during the debate. He interrupted like carly fiorina, drank water like marco rubio and ate like bleep jeb bush. applause i thought he lost. When i looked online a lot of Trump Supporters thought he won. In many online polls trump crushed it. I know online polls arent accurate. It would be the russians or chinese voting or, hell, some 400pound person sitting on his bed. laughter it was an historical vision, each candidate laying out his vision for america. This election season seems like almost for nothing because after last nights debate i saw one woman on the news in columbus, ohio and she gave me tall the clarity than all the pundits combined. I vote conservative, and if this jackass just happens to be leading this mule train, then so be it. laughter applause trevor yeah. You see that right there . No spin, all truth. American politics has basically become like sports. Its not about making the best choice anymore, its about supporting your team through thick and thin and republicans are, like, ive got the shirt and this is my team. I mean this, year, yeah, we happen to have a quarterback whos extremely racist, but, i mean, what are you gonna do . Throw the ball, donnie throw the ball. Well be right back. cheers [ hawk squawk ] start boldly with the apple that bites back. [ whip cracks ] redds wicked apple. Its about to get wicked. I used to ask if you could hear me now, but i switched to sprint i switched too great have you seen all the whining from verizon . I think verizon, the goliath, is panicking. People are switching to sprint all these networks are great now, people are tired of overpaying. Sprint cut my rates by 50 Sprints Network covers nearly 300 Million People and their Network Reliability is within 1 of verizon. [ dog barks ] can you hear that . 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Thats almost as often as i think about sex. So, how do you keep up with all the lies . Well, we found a foolproof sorry. Was thinking about something. laughter but like every other guy whos terrible with casinos, trump has a tell, a way you can always know for sure hes lying. Every time he says i never said that, he definitely said that. Once you watch for it, its easy to sponchts this is a man who has said pregnancy is an inconvenience to employers i never said that. Oh, i never said that you definitely said that pregnancy is never its a wonderful thing for the woman, its a wonderful thing for the husband, its certainly an inconvenience for a business, and whether people want to say that or not, the fact is, it is an inconvenience for a person that is running a business. Trumps denial last night was false. This is something you hoped people would forget about, but as much as it sucks, it was right there on nbc in 2004. So i give that claim a joey. laughter okay. Donald thinks that Climate Change is a hoax perpetrated by the chinese. I think its real. I did not say that. And i think its important that i did not say that. Yeah, you said that. Probably by know everyone has seen trumps 2012 tweet saying Global Warming is a chinese hoax. But today his Campaign Said you cant hold trump to something he only tweeted as a private citizen. So did candidate trump ever say Climate Change is a hoax . Obamas talking about all of this with the Global Warming and a lot of its a hoax. Its a hoax, a moneymaking industry. Its a hoax, a lot of it. laughter so, again, trumps denial and the debate was false. He claims Climate Change is fake, yet his hair and tan are real. applause yeah. Its clearly hes clearly a monster from bizarre parallel dimension. So this gets a stranger thing. applause what did you do to bar trump sorry, i was thinking about something. laughter lets make like the bush family and go back to iraq for no reason. Donald supported the invasion of iraq. Wrong. That is absolutely wrong. Proved over and over again. Wrong. You guys, this is very exciting. That lie has debunked so many times that, last night, it earned trump a what the actual fact Lifetime Achievement award. applause this prestigious award, like trumps statement, looks real, but if you inspect it for even two seconds, its obviously crap. Now, to be fair to donald trump, h he didnt dismiss every charge by saying i never said that. Sometimes his denial was more nuanced. This is a man who has called women pigs, slobs and dogs. You know, hillary is hitting me with tremendous commercials. Some of its said in entertainment, some of it said, somebody whos been very vicious to me, Rosie Odonnell, i said very tough things to her, and i think everybody would agree that she deserves it and nobody feels sorry for her. Okay. First of all, lets all acknowledge its weird how donald trump wants president points for his tough stand on Rosie Odonnell. applause like America Needs a leader who bows down to Vladimir Putin but stands tall against harriet. Clmp claims what he says about women are fact, that everyone would agree, but theyre clearly his own opinion. My a what would happen if gordon gekko bleep snooki and they had a tv baby. A man whose face is so red and swollen it looks like his skin is allergic to facts you tangerine tinted sack of bleep . applause trevor wow, desi that was mean a. Tangerine tinted sack of bleep . What, she no, i never said that. Trevor desi lydic, everyone. Well be right back. Officials are reporting, this new doritos mix is responsible for the worldwide bold outbreak. Woo hoo over you to you tom things have gone totally around the bend. Cmmon boys rarin to go because of new doritos mix, there is boldness everywhere. 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You know, you hear about the problem that faces College Students in america, the debts that pile up, the inaccessibility of funding and so on, but a book like this that lays out solutions as opposed to problems is just really, really interesting. You followed 3,000 students for a number of years, which some people would say makes you a creep, but youre not. No. Trevor you are a professor. Lets start with the why. Look, i wanted to understand, at a time when college is more expensive than ever and, frankly, work doesnt pay like it used to and families are struggling, how do students get through college and how do they make ends meet and, frankly, why is it so many of them end up with no College Degree and in debt . I wanted to know what was going on and thats the reason for following around those 3,000 people, which we did for six years, and, you know, we saw so many things happening that led me to understand better why it is, when we think were giving money out through the Financial Aid system, so many people still end up without what they really need. Trevor thats one of th trevor its also scary because of the debt and struggling. What i didnt know about before i read this book was people struggling with actual food, like actually having foods to eat as a huge issue that American Students face. Yeah, studies are not supposed to break your heart and this sort of did because it was september of 2008, and my Research Team had just come back from another interview with another student, and we asked students basic questions like hows college going, whats your biggest challenge, and one young woman looked at one of my graduate students and said the biggest challenge is eating. The latest study we did in Ten Community colleges around the country, that study found that 13 13 of community College Students were homeless. Trevor wow. I dont know what to say. Its literally heartbreaking and its something that we absolutely could ant should prevent. Trevor the situation seems really dire, but, as i said, you have laid out some solutions. Mmhmm. Trevor there are some measures that could be put into play. What do you think is the most realistic thing that could be done . Because you have so many in the book and people say, oh, thats not easy to implement overnight, thats not something we could achieve. What would you say would be the first steps to get more access to education and food within the system. Heres the thing, we know how to give people food to go t its called the National SchoolLunch Program, and weve had it in place a very long time for school children. We know students need to have their milk in the morning and lunch at noon and we do it for elementary and high school students, and what we need to do is expand the National SchoolLunch Program into Higher Education. Trevor in you look at if you look at the candidates, i dont know if youve had a chance laughter why are you guys laughing . Im asking a very serious question. Between the two of them, do you find either of the candidates has a viable plan that would move this forward . Look, Hillary Clinton recognizes that there is a ton of pain out there, and it isnt limited only to lowincome people. The middle class is also being priced out of Higher Education, and the current Financial Aid system is not helping. So she recognizes we have to do something totally new, and i really appreciate that. Its one to have the most exciting looks ive read. I have solutions. Its a manual id recommend if youre a parent, teacher student. Book boostudent. Paying the price is available now. Power, power to the lord power, power to the lord power lord our food was pretty darn close, too. Were keepin that spirit alive with fajitas, a salad, and a mini molten cake for just 10. Chilis. Chilin since 75. And a mini molten cake for just 10. Heineken light makes it ok to flip another no no no,t. You never flip another mans meat. Awardwinning heineken light is the best light beer youve ever tasted. Thats true. Can i have one . Can i flip your meat . No. Suit yourself. Trevor thats our show for tonight. Here it is, now here it is. Your moment of zen. Stop pushing. Stop pushing. Thanks a Hanks A Chris hole its 29 minutes until midnight, and the day resets and all our hot takes get moved into the trash folder. Im chris hardwick. This is midnight. Last night was the first president ial debate between meme grandma Hillary Clinton and fat suit Robert Redford donald trump. They covered everything from international trade, to healthcare, to whether trump called Rosie Odonnell a disgusting slob. laughter im kidding they didnt actually talk about healthcare. In case you didnt watch because you want to maintain a naive belief in the concept of a democracy, the debate basically boiled down to hillary listening patiently while trump ranted like a bus station hobo. Heres a tiny example of that